Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Mr Benn]

What I ask instead is can she and will she have sex the whole session.

Seconded. In the real world, contractors who always contrive to leave work early usually get fired and they don't often have the gall to ask for a tip on the way out.

[Mr Benn]

Emmy is difficult to book and seldom appears in the lineup. She is always busy or on some extended holiday. She is attractive by massage shop standards but would not turn heads in a go-go bar. 30's, no baby damage.

Her sloppy blowjob was awesome but, given the messy flow of saliva dripping down onto her tits, she opted to perform this in the shower rather than on the bed.

Intercourse was very good but I had to take the initiative. Marital spooning worked well for Emmy but she also dropped into a lower-level of consciousness after finding her happy place. Keeping her moving was like playing with a sleepy cat. Just thinking about it again gives me a tingle.

I would like to repeat but the windows in our respective diaries have yet to match up.

[Sri5657]

The quality of girls at Chrome seems to have been shrinking over time. There are not many positive reviews about the place either. Many news places have popped up which are providing better services. Between six to seven pm is when most places have their best lineups.

I would prefer Doki Doki any day for a nuru over Chrome. Try it and you wouldn't be disappointed.

I have a few reports to share from my last few trips to Bangkok that I haven' shared as I usually stick to my country of work for intel but figure should share here and hope the info is useful as this board has helped me a fair bit.

When I was visiting in July and while my friends were nursing their hangovers in the day I sneaked out to Chrome bar to try out a nuru for my first time. I heard great things about it from a friend and boy was he right!

Felt a bit weird there as I expected the place to look a bit nicer inside and less dingy but maybe I shouldn't have expected so much from this type of place. There was a group of guys in there early 30's there drinking beers casually with a worker which was a bit unusual to me but also kind of cool how casual this city can be at any time of day with fun times.

I was there around 1 or 2 pm and there were only 2 girls available at the time, one with short hair that seemed a little intimidating for a newbie and another who I believe was #35 based on looking at the website today. She wasn't super hot or super fit, I would say a 5 or 6 on my scale but was cute, small with a decent body and a had a sexy / nasty look like she would really know what she was doing. She lead me up to the room which was a bit worse than I expected also, but since it is a shower with an air-mattress on the floor didn't feel dirty to me at least. Helped me undress washed me down super well with a ridiculous amount of soup, made sure to get every inch.

[DimDerp]

You referred to the BJ you got as "mechanical" and that she got you off quickly. Was part of it that she was tugging and pulling more forcefully and tighter than you normally feel with other BJs and regular sex?

I wouldn't necessarily argue that could be the cause but definitely I have had much harder sucking or more forcefully tugging from myself as well as others from what I remember compared to this instance so seems unlikely to me. I thought it could possibly also be related to the amount of wet wipes / alcohol used but maybe that is a long shot.

At Rickrock you may be right, I honestly don't know as I don't have the results handy to check everything tested and that could be one of the cases. I understood everything possible was tested, my country is almost as much of a cosmopolitan for sex but they are much more ignorant to what is actually happening so wouldn't be surprised if they missed a test. It also seemed very strange that all symptoms went away in 24 hours (less than 12 hours from taking antibiotics).

[Jimmy Boy 99]

Nice report, thank you. Did she offer multiple pops? How about others girls at Pink Massage (is it a shop policy)? Snip.

I don't know. I never ask the girl about multiple pops since I never finish the first pop. What I ask instead is can she and will she have sex the whole session (although the first 15-20 minutes or so is foreplay to get the girl warmed up and ready to fuck) since I never come.

[Turgid]

............ Sometimes people need a swift kick in the ass..........

I have to agree with you on that. Yeah, some people.

[Rick Rock]

White urethral discharge results from the presence of white blood cells, which means your body is fighting an infection. When you say you had a full STI workup, I wonder if you were actually tested for all known pathogens. Did the test you took give results for mycoplasma genitalium, mycoplasma hominis, ureaplasma urealyticum and ureaplasma parvum? A lot of people are walking around with these infections, but they don't know it. Many physicians are backwards and / or unequipped, especially when considering Bangkok is a cosmopolitan sex pot where millions from all over the world exchange bodily fluids on a regular basis.

[EihTooms]

I was in Thailand for a super short business trip again last month, I didn't have a lot of time so seemed like an good opportunity to go try a Thai BJ bar for my first time. Loli tas.

I was there late morning / early afternoon and I think there were about 6 ladies available, all average or below. Probably the best was a 5 to 6 max overall to me in the looks / body department, I didn't get her name. She was likely in her early 30's too late 20's, Most seemed around this range or older.

The setup of this place is rather odd to me, it was an large upstairs area with couches each separated by curtains. If ever busy or if going with friends would be a bit weird to me as I am sure you could hear anything and everything but luckily for me it was empty during the day. She asked me to undress and closed the curtains to get her supplies. With most things being made of fabric I tried to not touch anything well undressing.

Came back and asked if I wanted BBBJ or to be covered, I made the mistake going for bb. Wet-wiped me thoroughly and got to work. Service was OK, very mechanical maybe slightly better than average, some licking, not really much DT but she knows what she was doing and she was very quick to get me to finish. Took it all in her mouth and quickly spit it out into tissue as fast as she could, cleaned me up with excessive wet-wipes and sent me on my way.

Overall I would not recommend, I left feeling a bit weird about the experience and what happened next made it even worse.

24 hours later when I am work back in my home country I noticed a small amount of white discharge before peeing and had a slight tingly / pain. It super freaked me out, did a bunch of investigations online and was super worried to get tested for anything as I had a girlfriend at the time and my country is a bit more sensitive than others for STI's (for example if you have aids you are deported). The discharge happened again so knew I had to go get tested and fix this. Went the next morning and paid out my ass for all possible tests and they gave me some heavy anti-biotics which would treat both possible STI they thought it could be. I had the weird discharge before peeing one more time before it very quickly went away in about 24 hours from first noticing it. Still not really sure what it was and if it was the pills that fixed it or what. The DR said all the tests came back negative and they weren't sure what it was. Definitely won't be doing that again at a high turnover place and will stick to an HJ or coverage if I do.

Has anyone else had this experience and know what could have caused this?

What you describe sounds similar to what a couple of others have described in threads here; no evidence of STI shows up in a test yet there is a discharge and a feeling that some damage or injury to the urethra or inner lining of your penis has occured. Is that about right?

Have had the same experience 2-3 times over the years. And in my case as well as yours and the couple of similar reports I have seen, it always seems to follow within a day or two of getting a blowjob to completion. I don't believe the fact that it was a BBBJ or a covered one is the issue. Otherwise, something would have shown up in a test for infection transmission, no?

I believe there are simply some blowjobs that are firmer, more forceful, more aggressive, with more tugging and pulling than the delicate inner lining of a penis is built to withstand without risking injury. After all, we're talking about the muscles in a woman's jaw and, possibly, her hands involved in the act, far more formidable than any gripping muscles in any vagina I have ever experienced. Thankfully. LOL.

You referred to the BJ you got as "mechanical" and that she got you off quickly. Was part of it that she was tugging and pulling more forcefully and tighter than you normally feel with other BJs and regular sex?

I have chalked up my 2-3 bouts with the post-BJ-to-completion, non STI-related symptoms you described to just that; internal damage, bruising and injury from a too aggressive, too rough or too forceful blowjob. And a few antibiotic pills either worked or were simply coincidental to the damage healing on its own over time.

[Goatscrot]

Agreed. True PSE is only available to those willing to compromise on looks. Those who aim low and achieve are having better sex and more often but, every time I enjoy a wild ride on an amazing performer with a ruined body, I leave walking on air but I also die a little inside. Some part of me has gone to the dogs.

Oh, that describes the way I feel exactly. It's not a good thing.

[Goatscrot]

We're getting somewhere.

Well, probably not. I meant that literally; I'm not down with the term. Sometimes people need a swift kick in the ass. They don't need sensitivity.

[Turgid]

............ I'm certainly not down with the term "shaming" either.

We're getting somewhere.

[Turgid]

Point there was they had already started the class. Perhaps someone got on them about their weight...........

I did.....with sensitivity.

[Mr Benn]

Seems we are not going to find gals who look good and give a true PSE. That ship has sailed.

Agreed. True PSE is only available to those willing to compromise on looks. Those who aim low and achieve are having better sex and more often but, every time I enjoy a wild ride on an amazing performer with a ruined body, I leave walking on air but I also die a little inside. Some part of me has gone to the dogs.

[Mr Benn]

Sunny is apparently a former kick-boxer who could take on any contender to win at sex. That is what she told me when she picked me up and didn't return my feet to the ground until I had asked her nicely.

30's, significant baby-damage, no oil-painting etc. But when all is said and done, Sunny is a strong and athletic woman with near limitless sexual energy who is also a good laugh. Nice shiny long black hair too.

She is not fat but I was much impressed by the size of her bubble butt. Face down and booty up, Sunny offers one of the finest views in Bangkok. I went back the following week to admire it again.

[Goatscrot]

When I was at university I started an aerobics class which many, mostly girls, joined. The majority lost weight and chose healthy lifestyles. Perhaps I should have chosen your path and fat shamed them instead, it would have been easier and according to you I would have gotten better results.

Point there was they had already started the class. Perhaps someone got on them about their weight and then they started the class. Problem is most of the gals here do nothing. They eat and sit. Many avoid walking at all costs. They need to be called out. As most folks do. I'm certainly not down with the term "shaming" either.