Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Syzygies]

This was my best MP experience for getting a GFE pretty girl since a light skinned slim Lao girl Sonya at Orient met well over a year ago. I have always been into mostly natural cuties.

Its best to review a girl after the 2nd try maybe, as the excitement wears off.

Bam is certainly cute with a bit of face makeup helping. Face 7. 5 (I mark high because so few pretty girls in the MPs).

Tits are 9 points. This is a C-cup (Some countries may call it a double D but I am realistic). Saw an american porn star mention her double Ds on a video yesterday, but she was only a B cup at best. Maybe american sizes are different, or pornstars exaggerate badly.

Overall body 8.

Kissing light tongue kissing 7.

BBBJ not very deep 6 - not really good enough (slow and slurpy for me) for me possibly affected by teeth braces.

Pussy is trimmed. Spoils the look of it not being shaved.

Feel of the pussy 6 points. I don't think she uses any pussy muscles. Was workable in doggy position (with condom), not so great in mish.

Will I repeat? Probably not any more. Looks are good (without being stunning) except for pussy hair, but skills are not there.

So few girls are really making me miss them badly these days.

Probably fine for guys who don't need any skills. If she came across as very horny hot for it, it might work well for me. I have to admit to myself, my recent bar girl from 5 Star was way better experience even her tits are not great. Tits aren't everything. Return to my regular high enthusiam girls is best.

[OrientalLover]

Today called Doki Doki and booked MiMi for 90 minutes.

She is from Isan with a good size tits. She is pleasant to talk to and has a reasonably cute face.

On to Nuru, thoroughly washed, licked all over my body with probably a 10 minute rimming. Her rimming skills was very good, not just concentrating on ass she would lick the premium, suck the dick and alternate. After a prolonged foreplay put the condom and fuck her in various position. Finally cane cleanup and onto the bed for more of the same for the second round.

When I went there the owner Nina was there and she told me she remember me from her MITU days.

[OrientalLover]

I landed on Sunday night for my bi-annual BKK visit.

Monday morning called Khun Rin for massage.

As usual got the ball, dick and prostate massage. Her hands and mouth are so wonderful. Even though she is probably in her 40's now she still does very good job as when she was 15 years ago. The name of the shop she worked all those years ago escape me now. It was one of those big oily place in Ratchaphrang.

Refreshed and ready for one week of fun.

[Lefar123]

Hey guys,

I am looking for really good deepthroat (no gag reflex), I called SW and Candy and Emmy are on holidays, same with Tulip (Ying & Golf), do you know other women who likes it?

[Submarinez]

Just a quick one from my last trip (End March) to Cherry Massage. I've been going to Cherry since 3 years ago when I met Yok (unfortunately she chose to retire). Still miss Yok and do hope that one day she decides to come back again to Cherry.

Had BB twice but she's not really in to what she's there for despite looking the best out of all of the girls.

Oh well back to Moya. Read quite a bit of positive feedback from this forum so decided to give her a try. Called an hour in advance to book her but was told to wait for another hour. Turned up at the appointed time and up we go to the room. Her English is passable but my Thai was extremely limited to those usual phrases. Did the shower and laid on the bed.

Started off with some massage (not bad but could have more strength but let's be honest, we're not really there for it aren't we? The hands massage soon turned into the oily body to body slip and slide. He nipples are pretty pointed on her normal sized boobs. Up and down she went and her hands soon stayed on my butt and felt it spread apart. Her tongue went in straight for the kill and it felt pretty good for all the ass-rimming I've had. This went on for quite some time (10 minutes or so) and I was told to turn around. The body slip and slide went on again. Her trimmed Bush was pretty prickly but I tried to focus on the task at hand which was on her boobs. She went down and gave me a blowjob (pretty good and slurpy). Lots of tongue action and eye contact. After a while the condom went on and she sat on me. Not sure if I was in her pussy or ass (should be the latter) as it felt tight. Did missionary and doggy (asshole confirmed) but I couldn't cum. So I told her to blow me again and I popped.

Rested for a while and she started round 2 after barely 10 minutes. Not really sure that I could do it so soon especially I'm usually a 1 shot person. She woke the little guy up after a while and just did a combo of blow and handjob. She must be pretty good at this I must admit because I managed to pop again.

Man I was exhausted and couldn't move for a bit till I caught my breath.

Money well spent.

[Syzygies]

This post is not for guys looking for super pornstars. This is for guys wanting a massage, maybe Nuru, hot spa if desired, and with a sweet cute girl with a good body.

I used to do "New" Massage on Soi 33 across from Akane, next to Dream Heaven etc. My regular girl there with great natural tits left something like 2 years ago. I was willing to have a look since I know the place. Line up was variable as expected. One girl looked quite cute, slimmish, but not flat chested and tits were very well covered up, where some other girls had low cut tops displaying the tits as much as possible. Some of the tits looked nice enough but the faces not so good, and maybe not slim enough.

The cutie had a nose job, but a quite good subtle one, so I had no problem with it. It did not stand out like a beacon, as normally the case. I could see immediately she was not an Isaan girl (unusual for MPs), so her face must have been different. Still I liked it well enough, and she was slim enough to pass, without getting to really skinny.

Took 90 minutes. Her name was Bam or Baem, rhymes with Mam(maries) LOL. I was a little worried about what I would find when her top came off. Either silicones or a very well foam stuffed bra. However the shock soon came. She was a 22 YO with no baby and very high natural shimmering / bouncy "C-cups" sticking out well forward of her body. Jackpot! She comes from Surat in the south of Thailand (near to Koh Samui). Skin only slightly darker than mine, so not very dark compared to Isaan girls. Not skinny but not at all puffy. Tight enough. Pussy not well shaved but trimmed.

In the bath she was quite lovey dovey, sweet tongue kissing as far as possible given the teeth braces, and BJ in bath. BBBJ scores at best a 7. Has braces and could no go deep. However soft enough for me, no hint of teeth. She could make her tits brush on my balls while giving the BJ.

On the hard mattress bed, we had several positions and she did not stop me fingering her. Definitely will be a repeat for me for the GFE experience and because I find it so hard to find slim cuties in the Oily MPs. Not the best fuck of my life technically, but a nice experience. Co-operative.

New Massage prices are probably middling. Cheaper than Doki Doki and more expensive than plenty of others. I think I paid 2500 for VIP Jacuzzi room 90 minutes. I could be wrong slightly, bad memory for these type of details. Definitely under 3 K, I remember getting change. Bam tells me her pic does not appear on the web site. For me she is easily better looking than those pictured:
https://newmassages.net/index.php/en/massueses
Bam tells me she does not work Thurs or Fri, and Monday is a maybe. I expect her not to last too many months more. These types never seem to stay long term. Could get a BF too easily. We did not do any real massage. LOL However this is a mongering forum. A bit of body to body with kissing and touching. I nearly forgot, Bam seemed to understand English a bit but i did not really test her out too much. Bam has just 3 months MP experience, not that expert, after studying Thai dancing. No piercings and did not even notice any tats (unless bad memory again). So conservative sort of girl in some ways, or could be viewed as classy.

I would have gone to look in Dozo if I did not select in New massage, with worry to get girls that only like Japanese and Korean. I noticed a very cute girl dressed in red seated outside, however I think she works at the Jap Karaoke close by rather than at Dozo upstairs.

This was my best MP experience for getting a GFE pretty girl since a light skinned slim Lao girl Sonya at Orient met well over a year ago. I have always been into mostly natural cuties.

[Syzygies]

Decided to do a MP pass through, and hopefully get a session with a pretty slim girl.

Possibly wrong time on a Saturday night early evening. Snow White had 5 girls in line up. None really doable. Maybe the good ones were busy or booked. Same could apply anywhere.

Looked in Cherry. Nothing much. Boss had a big line up maybe 15 girls. Still nothing for me. Can Cam had one girl made me pay attention briefly, with a good face slightly like Pop music star Marsha, but not really slim. A lot of bad makeup in these shops. Possibly slightly to plump. Orient nothing Mango just uglies, EZ one pretty face girl but again not quite slim. Nothing much outside Addict. Could not be bothered to go on as hate the uniforms designed to hide body flaws. Finally to Doki Doki to see what the fuss is about. 4 girls available, all looked over 30, none slim, and some sillies. Hell my GF at 39 is way better looking than these 4, and my regulars are either far prettier or far sexier.

I think if you don't visit these shops regularly, you have to be mighty lucky to meet the good ones. Next time I will make an effort to be there at starting time when girls might be arriving.

I think the standard of girls has to have declined over the years. I used to do MPs fairly regularly 10 years ago. In recent years, any girls I really liked did not last that long.

I have seen plenty of doable girls around town the last 2 days, but not in the MPs. Left to ponder if I will try for a fuck tonight or not.

[Syzygies]

Yeah, been there too.

I took a girl out of a shop for a few days including a weekend, so I knew the shop fee would be significant.

My temporary girlfriend 'forgot' to explain the 10 K return fee and charged me the daily rate instead, pocketing the extra for herself.

I learned about the return fee later, obviously. Nice.

Well its not clear she could qualify for the 10 K, and may have had to pay the daily rate to the shop.

My girl made it quite difficult for me, by not telling me all the rules and what the shop would have to be paid, and said "up to me" what I paid her. I really can't remember if I paid her a lot or not, overs or unders, as she would not tell me how much it needed to be. Hopefully I did okay I think she had a good time too, not having to work hard, eating nice seafood, seeing the tropical fish, etc. , and was very playful indeed in the swimming pool and the sea, suggesting she was having fun. A good holiday with a bit of sex thrown in. Really felt like a Girlfriend experience, but better. One of the best holidays ever.

[GrapeMan]

Forgot to post this a while ago on my last trip.

I usually hit Eden Club once if I have some extra time and money and did on my last trip. Unfortunately, was my least favorite time there due to one of the girls being just bad. I'm usually a big fan of this place, but this time, I really was not happy. One girls was fine, she was the one I chose. The one she chose to join us, was Noong or Nung (a bit older medium skinned girl with awful fake see cups, and just to make it clear, was simply not attractive and got less attractive as it went on. She looked OK when we were downstairs, but once in the room, ugh.

I'll give a slight report for those interested as they were off script (in a good way) but this is mostly to say, stay away from that particular lady, she gave an insane PSE, but in an over the top way that was a massive turn off. Just wildly over the top. Again this report is really just to stay away from Nung, but since Eden isn't discussed much I'll give a bit more.

Got up to the room, the girls took their sweet time before anything, then the girl I choose left, and Nung and I got in the shower for usual stuff. When I was done and back in bed, she stayed in the shower for a long time, then the other girl returned and took a long time as well. Usually this is a fairly quick process, today, was weirdly unusually long before we got started.

Luckily, the off script was right away, and despite the longer shower the girls were ready, and as soon as we got into bed they started, mostly unprompted, fully lesbian on each other right away, I mention that because its of course not how Eden usually starts. Despite this being fun for all three of us, I was participating of course, the bad girl was overly PSE moaning, and nonsense hooker sex talking. Just too much and was killing the otherwise fine experience. But it was good enough to pop then we took a break.

Got started again, and Nung of course, was in full terrible PSE mode right away, and was at 110% mega working girl-talk and action the whole time. Again she wasn't even the girl I choose, but the one I did let Nung take over. Usual Eden stuff from here you'd expect, but with this girl tainting it going fake wild working girl mode, while being unattractive, and the working girl mode just made it worse. It was really a, "I need you to shut up or leave and let me do stuff with the other girl because I don't even want to look at you" despite you enthusiastically offering me everything sexual under the sun. Constantly, like non-stop offering and asking me to do everything to her.

Eventually, but much much too late, the good girl finally got the hint I wasn't enjoying the other one's shit, and on her own, stopped everything that was happening, moved into all fours in doggy in the middle of the bed, put the bad girl in front of her, started going down on the bad one and told me (and it clearly wasn't optional or a "suggestion") to A+ her in doggy while she does the bad one and we went until she made the bad one cum and the bad one needed a short break and me and the good one continued by ourselves.

Would I repeat Eden, yeah, not going to let this one bad one kill it, but never with her.

[Ed Setra]

I took a girl away for several days once, quite a long time back. She probably had to pay 10K or more back to the shop.

Yeah, been there too.

I took a girl out of a shop for a few days including a weekend, so I knew the shop fee would be significant.

My temporary girlfriend 'forgot' to explain the 10 K return fee and charged me the daily rate instead, pocketing the extra for herself.

I learned about the return fee later, obviously. Nice.

[Sunlover2]

Does anyone know of any decent high end clean MP in Bangkok which offers a nice bum massage and a b2 b in the end? Should also be able to offer a decent massage.

Analisa Massage has multiple locations. I would suggest the Asok branch. You can also look at sensualmassagebangkok.com and exoticmassagebangkok.com which are sister shops off soi 22.

The reality is 'high end' and 'decent massage' are open ended qualifiers. All of the above are primarily happy ending knock shops, which will meet your basic criteria while achieving your primary objective.

SL.

[Syzygies]

As others have said it depends on the shop. One well known shop in Thong Lor charges the girls 3000 per day for weekdays and 5000 per day for Saturday and Sunday. Absenteeism is almost unheard of at weekends obviously.

If the girls want an extended time off to go upcountry or visit family etc (more than a couple days) they take as long as they like and pay 10000 when they return rather than multiple daily fines.

Guys need to understand this and factor in to cost when paying girls to go away with them. You could not take a Tulip girl away for several days and expect 3 K per day would be fair payment. Depends a lot on the shop rules, what is a fair payment to girl for 24 hours absence.

I took a girl away for several days once, quite a long time back. She probably had to pay 10K or more back to the shop.

[Bubba Boy]

Does anyone know of any decent high end clean MP in Bangkok which offers a nice bum massage and a b2 b in the end? Should also be able to offer a decent massage.

Can reciprocate with suggestions in India.

Analisa Massage (google them) specialize in prostate massage and do body to body as kind of standard. Doki Doki also will provide this service. Rimming at both places is also easy to get. Just ask. However like most places the chances of getting a good genuine massage is not great. I guess you can ask the receptionist but don't hold your breath on how great the "genuine massage" will be.

There used to be some amazing such places in Hong Kong and South Korea back 20 years ago that would provide an awesome trained massage with hot towels, face clothes etc and then was followed by a great body slide and tug at the end. There were some really pretty girl too. I guess South east asia is a lot wealthier these days and the prettier girls have more options, hence these places died out.

There doesn't seem to be places in Bangkok that offer such a service as a business model. If someone knows of such a place please share.

[Bubba Boy]

As others have said it depends on the shop. One well known shop in Thong Lor charges the girls 3000 per day for weekdays and 5000 per day for Saturday and Sunday. Absenteeism is almost unheard of at weekends obviously.

If the girls want an extended time off to go upcountry or visit family etc (more than a couple days) they take as long as they like and pay 10000 when they return rather than multiple daily fines.

Thanks for that. Damn that is expensive for the girls.

[IndoScot]

Does anyone know of any decent high end clean MP in Bangkok which offers a nice bum massage and a b2 b in the end? Should also be able to offer a decent massage.

Can reciprocate with suggestions in India.