Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Whoreman]

The lower group of girls are the same as Cupid has on their website.

I guess the phone number is for the Cupid shop. Same owner to both shops.

Yes, that's it. It seems Micky is the same girl as Miki whose photo was posted here last year. Also Anny is Oil who used to work at Snow White.

[Kuratla]

Anyone know what's going on with the Snow White website? Two different groups of girls with different phone numbers. Also anyone tried Nicky or Micky yet?

Limited experience at Snow White. Only Sunny (horrible chest), Nam (quite nice) and Benz (no longer there but she was a maniac).

[J A Karl]

Anyone know what's going on with the Snow White website? Two different groups of girls with different phone numbers. Also anyone tried Nicky or Micky yet?

The lower group of girls are the same as Cupid has on their website.

I guess the phone number is for the Cupid shop. Same owner to both shops.

[Whoreman]

Anyone know what's going on with the Snow White website? Two different groups of girls with different phone numbers. Also anyone tried Nicky or Micky yet?

[Samson6208]

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[Vrsabien]

Ha ha. I hate white powder on faces as well, and have occasionally had to put up with it, unless is too extreme.

I have also reviewed Prae before, maybe twice, mixed reviews. Prae was one of the better looking girls, relatively (ha ha) at the time tried. Then she came back from holidays with considerable extra weight and I decided she just did not look good enough any more. Almost could not recognise her. I suppose she might have lost the fat again now, however have not been to Mango recently.

Girls in this business should really work very hard to maintain the figure. Sticky Rice in the Isaan province is bad news. Sweet drinks and even a large plate of plain rice is doing damage to the figures. Years ago I had a Tulip girl that even worked out at the Gym to stay in shape, and certainly I chose her based on her hot toned fit looking body.

A year ago plus, I got distracted from Mango by a very pretty slim girl sitting outside Orient. She is not there any more (or not at present). So hardly have been back to Mango even to check the line up.

Current Pae version hardly any fat, very slim and lean.

[Syzygies]

You said her days off were 'Thurs or Fri, and Monday is a maybe' so if we add Sunday and God knows what other day to that she's not really around much is she? I never travel on the back of a motorbike as I don't want to die with my splattered brains photographed for all to see in Thai Rath. I didn't notice any great talent in the other shops so won't be venturing to this area again when sois 24 to 26 offer a better location and better talent.

I have had several regular MP girls over the last few years from Soi 33. Yes Soi 24 to 26 is better overall, but if I find nothing there, I have to try somewhere. I also don't mind to stay in Soi 33 or near to it. Its a very quiet Soi, almost "dead". Ha ha. Hence the name Soi "dead artists" or was it "dead poets", I forget. Its almost died but not quite. I might try Dozo massage too. On upper level of the plaza.

I have never stayed at Soi 24 to 26. Better talent there for looks? Not really, just more shops to choose from. Certainly better if you are a Snow White enthusiast. I have not been for quite some time, in fact Emmy may have been my last girl there and that was when she first started, unless June returned after that. I can't remember now. I used to do shops Mango, Boss, Can Cam, and Orient the most times, Addict and club 102 tried but not great, but purely dependent on particular girls, and con current with New Massage and Dream Heaven in Soi 33. Long ago also Geisha, Yoremichi, Snow White, Pink and EZ. Surely the total talent in Soi 24 to 26 has declined overall. Gets tougher to find an appealing girl.

In last year to 18 months, I probably tried 1 Orient girl, 1 Boss girl and 1 Mango girl. That might be it. Maybe only 1 of those girls still there but not quite hot enough to draw me back. We have to be prepared to patrol several sets of shops looking for something moderately hot looking.

Find myself relying on bargirls more purely to get better looks. However I don't form very rigid views, places change. I did not go in Bacarra for a very long time though. Don't like the set up.

[Whoreman]

I did quote her days off I think.d the concept of going to a place that has a lot of MPs to choose from.

You said her days off were 'Thurs or Fri, and Monday is a maybe' so if we add Sunday and God knows what other day to that she's not really around much is she? I never travel on the back of a motorbike as I don't want to die with my splattered brains photographed for all to see in Thai Rath. I didn't notice any great talent in the other shops so won't be venturing to this area again when sois 24 to 26 offer a better location and better talent.

[Syzygies]

It's not worth hiking all the way there on the off chance she might be there considering the unscrupulous mamasan and the ultra low quality of the rest of the women.

I did quote her days off I think. I was staying very near at the time. You don't have to walk from Phrom Phong. I always use motorcycles through back Sois. Its too hot to walk far. Yesterday was 41 Celsius where I am. (we don't use Fahrenheit in Thailand and most countries). I did not find the mamasan to be any worse than usual. I would not trust the recommendations of any of them, excepting one or two very special regular mamasans I had in Soapies in the 90's and 2000's (long ago).

If I was coming any significant distance for Baem, I would certainly ring and check if she is there firstly, and when available.

I particularly wanted a good cool room and I got it. Large rooms with inadequate aircon are not good for me, nor is a hot bath good for me.

I agree about low quality in the MPs in general. One has to browse through several till find something acceptable. I only did the visit to Doki Doki once, and found nothing acceptable at the time, mostly round faced over made-up, surgeries girls over 30. However does not mean I would never try it again. I accept they might have better girls not on display at the time.

New Massage is close to several other MPs that might be worth checking, e. G. Dozo, Dream heaven, etc. Still one tends to look in favourite areas. I usually check Sois 24 through to 26 and Soi 33. Rarely have gone to other Sois. Never found much on Soi 22 except when had a specific girl there years ago, June. These days I think of being to much effort to go check out Tulip, with low success rate to find an acceptable looking girl there. In the past did Chrome bar, but not for a long time now.

So I understand the concept of going to a place that has a lot of MPs to choose from to assist the browsing success rate.

[Whoreman]

Baem has really beautiful tits...

It's not worth hiking all the way there on the off chance she might be there considering the unscrupulous mamasan and the ultra low quality of the rest of the women.

[Syzygies]

This girl sounded very promising so I thought I'd go to New Massage to try her myself. This was today (Sunday) and it's a hell of a hike up soi 33 on a hot day from BTS Phrom Phong. I asked for Bam but was told 'she holiday' by the mamasan. It's not clear whether that means she's taking a day off or she's away for an extended period. Anyway, I was about to leave but then stupidly let the mamasan exploit that split second of exhaustion and disappointment. She claimed to have a girl just like Bam, only 23 years old with big tits and no baby. I agreed to have a look at her. As the only thing on my mind was Syzgies's rather poetic description of Bam's tits, I just focussed on the tits and they seemed to be nice enough so I paid one hour for 1,900 baht.

I didn't have my glasses on when I made the decision and as soon as I got into the room for a closer look it was a serious disappointment. She's obviously much older than 23 with the kind of messed up plastic surgery that makes it look like she's wearing a mask. I convinced myself to just focus on the tits and ignore the face. It didn't help that she has a very annoying loud voice and didn't get the hint that I wasn't interested in her 'how long you stay Thailand' type questions. Tits were obviously fake and she had a big tattoo on her stomach that may have been to cover stretch marks of some sort.

Yes you were had. I did not see any other girls there competing at all for looks. Baem probably really is 23. I might have guessed even younger with those tits. There maybe other girls there with great tits, I don't know. I did not even know Baem had fab tits till her gear came off.

Its good to hear that others are not fans of too much surgeries as well.

Baem has really beautiful tits, but maybe a subtle acceptable nose job (I could check my old report to make sure but too lazy). However I should warn those trying Baem that she lacks experience and skills. We got on well enough and she not restrictive. If you are the type that gets off on the girl's looks and don't need skilled service, then fine. Also she did not shave the pussy, and could have trimmed a bit more. Maybe in a year her skills will develop.

I am actually not really a tit man, so great tits and fine face may not be enough to keep me going back.

[Syzygies]

Booked Prae for an outcall, arrived on time and looks like updated photos not like the photos that were there a few months ago when she was in her 20's.

Thing that annoyed me most and why won't repeat, is she got sexy dark skin tone but then puts all that white powder crap on her face only to look pale and just doesn't suit her, she looks like a zombie with way too much white powder, but mayne she wore it cause of outcall booking and it was actually sun scree but would have been way too much sun screen.

So those looking for slight older, experienced provider (especially BJ) then your prae been answered.

7/10.

Ha ha. I hate white powder on faces as well, and have occasionally had to put up with it, unless is too extreme.

I have also reviewed Prae before, maybe twice, mixed reviews. Prae was one of the better looking girls, relatively (ha ha) at the time tried. Then she came back from holidays with considerable extra weight and I decided she just did not look good enough any more. Almost could not recognise her. I suppose she might have lost the fat again now, however have not been to Mango recently.

Girls in this business should really work very hard to maintain the figure. Sticky Rice in the Isaan province is bad news. Sweet drinks and even a large plate of plain rice is doing damage to the figures. Years ago I had a Tulip girl that even worked out at the Gym to stay in shape, and certainly I chose her based on her hot toned fit looking body.

A year ago plus, I got distracted from Mango by a very pretty slim girl sitting outside Orient. She is not there any more (or not at present). So hardly have been back to Mango even to check the line up.

[Vrsabien]

Booked Prae for an outcall, arrived on time and looks like updated photos not like the photos that were there a few months ago when she was in her 20's.

Prae is prob early to mid-30's, looks like a MILF but no kid or babdy damage, pretty lean body and no silicone. She been doing the job for a while so gives great head, slow and sloppy BJ.

Sex is also good but her massage is useless.

Thing that annoyed me most and why won't repeat, is she got sexy dark skin tone but then puts all that white powder crap on her face only to look pale and just doesn't suit her, she looks like a zombie with way too much white powder, but mayne she wore it cause of outcall booking and it was actually sun scree but would have been way too much sun screen.

So those looking for slight older, experienced provider (especially BJ) then your prae been answered.

7/10.

[Whoreman]

Her name was Bam or Baem ... She was a 22 YO with no baby and very high natural shimmering / bouncy "C-cups" sticking out well forward of her body. Jackpot!

This girl sounded very promising so I thought I'd go to New Massage to try her myself. This was today (Sunday) and it's a hell of a hike up soi 33 on a hot day from BTS Phrom Phong. I asked for Bam but was told 'she holiday' by the mamasan. It's not clear whether that means she's taking a day off or she's away for an extended period. Anyway, I was about to leave but then stupidly let the mamasan exploit that split second of exhaustion and disappointment. She claimed to have a girl just like Bam, only 23 years old with big tits and no baby. I agreed to have a look at her. As the only thing on my mind was Syzgies's rather poetic description of Bam's tits, I just focussed on the tits and they seemed to be nice enough so I paid one hour for 1,900 baht.

I didn't have my glasses on when I made the decision and as soon as I got into the room for a closer look it was a serious disappointment. She's obviously much older than 23 with the kind of messed up plastic surgery that makes it look like she's wearing a mask. I convinced myself to just focus on the tits and ignore the face. It didn't help that she has a very annoying loud voice and didn't get the hint that I wasn't interested in her 'how long you stay Thailand' type questions. Tits were obviously fake and she had a big tattoo on her stomach that may have been to cover stretch marks of some sort.

The real surprise came when she was giving me a cat bath and I reached around to touch her pussy. It felt like she had bollocks! I quickly got her to lie down so I could inspect and she has this large brown bulb below the clitoris. It looks like she's got some sort of intersex condition. I was thinking, should I bail now or just throat fuck her or something. The sight of her 'thing' caused me to lose my erection so I got her to turn around so I could see her arse. Her buttocks were flat and she had a gross hairy arsehole so I bailed and got dressed as quickly as I could. I felt dirty and violated that I'd seen and touched her 'bulb' and hairy arsehole, a bit like you feel when you've been tricked into opening some gross faecal porn or something, so as soon as I got home I threw my clothes in the washing machine and had a thorough shower.

Obviously I should have just walked away as soon as the girl I came for turned out not to be there, but FFS if you're in the business of selling women's bodies, at least make sure she's got a reasonably normal vagina and does something about her hairy arsehole.

[Syzygies]

I've got a milestone birthday coming up next month. Anyone have an opinion on which massage spa is the best in town as far as finding top of the line beauties, good service and a place to be pampered?. I heard that Lord's closed down. Which one would you choose if you wanted to land a beauty (or 2) and money was definitely not a concern?. Possibly for 2 hour service. Thanks in advance.

Maybe you have not learned that personal taste in ladies varies a lot. You should specify what appeals to you. E. g. Do you like surgeries or not, slim or voluptuous, big tits? Etc. Do you need light skin, are you Farang, Indian, or East Asian in appearance? It can matter.

"Spa" does not usually mean sexual massage here, but there are exceptions.

Very general questions are hard to answer.

Maybe top girls in Aqua and Tarawadee and La Belle maybe be similar to The Lord. I did not use any of those recently. Too hard to get my spec. and a great fun time. If you are East Asian for looks will be much easier for you.