Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Syzygies]

Mikey,

I would take the website pics with a grain of salt. I did not even look at the web site till just now. I think you are right that website may not have been updated in quite a long time.
http://www.dreamheavenmassage.com/masseuses.php So many available? Ha ha.
After all, Mint pictured there, I went with many years ago (if same girl - not 100% sure but looks right), but I don't think she has been around for quite a long time now. Pics may cover multiple shops. I would do Mint if she was really still there (she could be old now - ha ha). I find that look very appealing. I also used to do a girl at Dream Heaven who moved from Boss Massage. Another skinny thing but pretty (long gone).

Ann is not Annie, a different girl. I wonder if Ann really works there at all.
Have a look at Kenny on this site (same pic):
https://thaiescortsbangkok.com/
My memory is still O.K. short term it seems, since I remembered seeing a pic of the same girl recently. I particularly noticed the tit shape more than the face.
Annie is a lot slimmer than "Ann/Kenny" and has smaller tits, and probably darker skin. Anne/Kenny is prettier too, hence an escort. Annie does not command that sort of money. I guess darker skinned girls with small naturals are probably not popular for Escorts.

I don't make too many mistakes too often. If I am not sure, I say so.

At Dream Heaven today, Annie was not there. I asked about Mint for two reasons. I once did a Mint here a few years ago, and I like the web pic of Mint. So out comes Mint. The web pic is not shopped, it is just a completely different girl. No resemblance and nose is completely different, as example, so not just putting on weight. I commented this was not the Mint I did before. They mentioned that there has been only this Mint in the last 7 years. Okay It could be that my Mint was even 7+ years ago.

Anyway the line up today had 4 girls available all ugly for me. The list of total girls was longer, maybe 10 to 12 girls including some having day off or on early shift maybe.

The main point though, is the website pics having nothing whatsoever to do with the real girls there. They have collected pics of nice looking girls from elsewhere such as Escort Kenny pic I mentioned last post, and use the bait and switch technique. Perhaps many girls don't wish to be pictured, so Pics of models used instead, or stolen Pics.

It becomes very important indeed to rate the pic of Escort girls in terms of how realistic it is. For many MPs, one can forget about the pics entirely. 90% of the time the real girl looks disappointing in comparison even if was actually the same girl. Lucky some MPs are more honest. Mango had pics of their actual girls (although maybe out of date) while others have severely photo shopped pics. I never choose from a picture book either. I have to see the real girl.

I don't particularly care, how tricky an MP is, if I like a particular girl, the management becomes irrelevant to me, unless the rooms are also intolerable.

One can look at the web sites of some MPs, think wow they have some pretty girls. The reality is you get a nasty shock. The real quality can be far behind.

[ConquerorVal]

You seem to be talking about Sprite who has been reviewed a number of times here. Earlier posters mistook her name for Spy. Lots of watery drool comes out when she deepthroats. There's always been young girls at Snow White.

I always have a problem with Thai names. However she even used hand gestures to indicate spicy / hot, and she was not drooling when surfacing for air. She also has braces. Maybe she changes names. Who knows.

[Syzygies]

You seem to be talking about Sprite who has been reviewed a number of times here. Earlier posters mistook her name for Spy. Lots of watery drool comes out when she deepthroats. There's always been young girls at Snow White.

Ha ha. Thanks, I was thinking of paying a visit. Lucky I did not ask for Spicy and have them mystified. Sprite pronounced Thai style sounds like Sa-Pie or even close to Sa-by. They don't really get close to the western way, due to too many consonants. Sa-bpy-SEE would be much more recognisable if a girl was called Spicy.

[Whoreman]

Visited Snow White on soi 26 yesterday and had the pleasure of being provided a nice PSE by a 21 year old 5 7" tall cutie called Spicy. No kids and has been working at the place for six months. Major deep throat skills, really enjoyed DATY and let me bust my nut in her butt (sounds almost poetic). Really nice personality and would recommend. On the way out I saw another good looking girl close to Spicy's age. I was really surprised that young girls were available at this establishment.

You seem to be talking about Sprite who has been reviewed a number of times here. Earlier posters mistook her name for Spy. Lots of watery drool comes out when she deepthroats. There's always been young girls at Snow White.

[Syzygies]

According to the Dream Heaven Website there is only Ann no Annie, and the price for Nuru - 90 minutes is 2400 Bht. Perhaps it hasn't been updated? Anyway, good report!

Mikey,

I would take the website pics with a grain of salt. I did not even look at the web site till just now. I think you are right that website may not have been updated in quite a long time.
http://www.dreamheavenmassage.com/masseuses.php So many available? Ha ha.
After all, Mint pictured there, I went with many years ago (if same girl - not 100% sure but looks right), but I don't think she has been around for quite a long time now. Pics may cover multiple shops. I would do Mint if she was really still there (she could be old now - ha ha). I find that look very appealing. I also used to do a girl at Dream Heaven who moved from Boss Massage. Another skinny thing but pretty (long gone).

Ann is not Annie, a different girl. I wonder if Ann really works there at all.
Have a look at Kenny on this site (same pic):
https://thaiescortsbangkok.com/
My memory is still O.K. short term it seems, since I remembered seeing a pic of the same girl recently. I particularly noticed the tit shape more than the face.
Annie is a lot slimmer than "Ann/Kenny" and has smaller tits, and probably darker skin. Anne/Kenny is prettier too, hence an escort. Annie does not command that sort of money. I guess darker skinned girls with small naturals are probably not popular for Escorts.

I don't make too many mistakes too often. If I am not sure, I say so.

[MikeHuntHertz]

In soi 33, I could have gone for Baem at New Massage, with pretty face and fab tits, but her sex skills are weak and lacking experience.

For a change I decided to check out Dozo on 2nd floor across from Akane. I saw the lineup for an Asian customer from outside the lineup room. Several girls looked okay In about 10.

When l was shown a line up only 3 remained and a girl talking to me. I asked if she was available being better looking than the other 3. Nope. Most girls do not take Farangs. They explain most girls are dick scared, in the Thai language equivalent, essentially saying they are scared of hurting pussy. We never had this level of knock backs 28 years ago.

I thought of going for another look at Doki Doki thinking Sunday earlier might be better. Since so close, decided to look in Dream Heaven. Only 4 girls in the line up, 3 light skinned and one somewhat darker tanned. One light skinned girl okay Other 2 not slim and pretty enough. Darker girl had on a mini skirt showing off her taunt ass cheeks below and slim sexy legs even if a few rice field marks on them. Face above average although I suppose she has a so-so nose job.

I took Annie for 90 minutes Nuru gel massage, passed on the VIP room (no desire for Jacuzzi), for 2600 Baht, cheaper than both Dozo and Doki Doki. Before undressing she asked how big it was. I in turn asked her if she likes big or small. She says she asked first. I insist she answers first. Okay She likes big somewhat. That is fortunate. I am a bit above average length but no talk of anacondas today. Too often meet girls wanting smaller.

Annie was already quite playful in the shower, like the body slide started in there and the kissing. Small natural tits no sag. I was latter surprised to learn she had a baby since I could not find any evidence of that at all, no stretch marks, no sag, tight pussy, etc. She was not 18 (closer to 30) so not lacking in experience. The great thing is we don't have to wonder if she is liking Farangs, since we known Asian customers will not choose a brown Udon girl.

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According to the Dream Heaven Website there is only Ann no Annie, and the price for Nuru - 90 minutes is 2400 Bht. Perhaps it hasn't been updated? Anyway, good report!

[ConquerorVal]

Visited Snow White on soi 26 yesterday and had the pleasure of being provided a nice PSE by a 21 year old 5 7" tall cutie called Spicy. No kids and has been working at the place for six months. Major deep throat skills, really enjoyed DATY and let me bust my nut in her butt (sounds almost poetic). Really nice personality and would recommend. On the way out I saw another good looking girl close to Spicy's age. I was really surprised that young girls were available at this establishment.

[Syzygies]

Why do farangs like little brown Thai girls "lek lek dam dam" (small and quite dark)? This is something Thais ponder.

I think it is not difficult. Farangs may not be prejudiced against darker skin. East Asians (Japanese, Chinese, Korean, even Thai) usually are. Given the majority of bar girls are Isaan, the chances are there will be a lot of darker skinned ones. Once the Asian customers are taking more than their fair share of the white skinned girls, that leaves dark skin girls who have to take generally Farangs or others (not East Asians), so the dark skinned girls will be taking Farangs etc. Or getting nothing.

Some girls are trying to be white skinned by being "vampires" that only come out at night, but will still likely be classified as tan skinned girls. My own Mrs became much darker, having left Bangkok to be in the country. For me, beauty is not in the skin colour. A black girl can still be pretty and hot, just not many around here. I also like quite light skinned girls, as long as not too deathly white. So for many Farangs, there maybe no great skin tone preference, however the supply of tan skinned girls, whether pretty or not, will be better. Just that little tan skinned girls maybe be actively hooking Farangs (like hooking a fish), who just could not escape.

[Syzygies]

In soi 33, I could have gone for Baem at New Massage, with pretty face and fab tits, but her sex skills are weak and lacking experience.

For a change I decided to check out Dozo on 2nd floor across from Akane. I saw the lineup for an Asian customer from outside the lineup room. Several girls looked okay In about 10.

When l was shown a line up only 3 remained and a girl talking to me. I asked if she was available being better looking than the other 3. Nope. Most girls do not take Farangs. They explain most girls are dick scared, in the Thai language equivalent, essentially saying they are scared of hurting pussy. We never had this level of knock backs 28 years ago.

I thought of going for another look at Doki Doki thinking Sunday earlier might be better. Since so close, decided to look in Dream Heaven. Only 4 girls in the line up, 3 light skinned and one somewhat darker tanned. One light skinned girl okay Other 2 not slim and pretty enough. Darker girl had on a mini skirt showing off her taunt ass cheeks below and slim sexy legs even if a few rice field marks on them. Face above average although I suppose she has a so-so nose job.

I took Annie for 90 minutes Nuru gel massage, passed on the VIP room (no desire for Jacuzzi), for 2600 Baht, cheaper than both Dozo and Doki Doki. Before undressing she asked how big it was. I in turn asked her if she likes big or small. She says she asked first. I insist she answers first. Okay She likes big somewhat. That is fortunate. I am a bit above average length but no talk of anacondas today. Too often meet girls wanting smaller.

Annie was already quite playful in the shower, like the body slide started in there and the kissing. Small natural tits no sag. I was latter surprised to learn she had a baby since I could not find any evidence of that at all, no stretch marks, no sag, tight pussy, etc. She was not 18 (closer to 30) so not lacking in experience. The great thing is we don't have to wonder if she is liking Farangs, since we known Asian customers will not choose a brown Udon girl.

I took no real massage, only wanting playful gel slide etc. , no hands. Pussy was shaved except for landing strip above which is not great since if that slid over the dick, the brissles would scrape. Moved to 69 position. Very nice pretty pussy for me. She was into sex big time.

Was very good fuck, cowgirl went quite a long time, then mish and doggy when I finally made it. Instead of getting a massage, we both rested a few minutes and then I gave her DATY and she popped inside 5 minutes. Not known if she had popped earlier or not quite. She claimed not to cum easy, but with DATY there was no challenge. She liked a little asshole tickling too.

After that she offered me a second round. BBBJ got me up and 2nd beautiful fuck. I got close but no 2nd pop. That is normal for me. Very rare to get a second pop. Would have needed CIM most likely.

Did not ask for anal, but all round was very good. BBBJ was slow and sloppy how I like. Could have been deeper and longer duration, so I score her 7 for BBBJ, 8 for tongue kissing, 8 for overall attitude and GFE (did not request BBFS and CIP used Jap condom very thin was not a problem with such a good girl), 8 for the fuck, and 7 for face and body (for those into slim). Cute but not close to stunning.

Will I repeat? Absolutely. What a pleasure she was. A little brown fucking machine with great stamina. Not as pretty as Baem next door who also has great tits, but far in front for the sex experience and skills. Annie weak points: nose, small tits, brown skin (for those that need light skin). I can't count being a mother as a weakness, because no damage or deterioration evident of any type. Looks like she works out to keep trim. Still there are "mother" bigots out there I know. If she claimed to have no baby, I would not have known any different.

Pity I can't transport her experience and attitude into Baem's body. Ha ha.

Recommended for those who like a skinny experienced girl and brown skin and the mini skirt showing off the tight ass a bit. White skin and big tits is not everything. I don't require it.

Was slightly annoying to have "New Massage" manageress (owner likely) madly waving at me to come and book Baem again who was sitting outside, but no I tried Dream Heaven next door. No regrets. Madly waving at me is a turn off for me. I don't like it. I prefer those that act more casual.

Soi 33 has never been a hopeless street for me. I have had quite good luck in selecting girls in Soi 33 and its off shoots over the years. Average standard of girls is not too bad overall. Its a long while since I picked Snow White girl, so that indicates I look for something a bit cuter, or best Snow White girls hardly ever in the line up.

[Syzygies]

Later I asked her if she had an outbreak. She look really confused and yelled something in Thai. I got my phone translator out, and it said "Ant". It was my turn to be confused, and she said she got bit by an ant on a hiking trip LOL. I wanted to see her again, but she said she didn't work everyday.

"Outbreak" is not meaning much to me, and even less to her. Do you mean pimples?

Being bitten by ants is common in the country in Thailand, so is actually a very feasible story. I get ant bites regularly. Getting a nasty larger red ant in your pants would definitely be a big pain in the ass.

Ants come in several colours and sizes in Thailand. Some types have a sting that really smarts for a time and leaves red lumps of course. You especially need to be wary of brushing against branches and leaves of trees where there could easily be an army of ants and some will drop on you and get in your clothes. No joke.

[Nounce]

I also declined the VIP room so I didn't have a chance to try that out, but I didn't think it was worth getting a bath

In VIP room, you get a BJ in the jacuzzi, and you are lying down when the girl bath you. It feels more natural and comfortable.

The VIP room may not be worth it IF you are in a MP that provides Japanese style short sex stool in the shower so you can sit down while the girl fondle you in the shower.

[YellowLord24]

Premier 101 Massage.

I had heard great things about Premier 101 massage so I was excited to try it out. I went on a Friday night near closing time. There were few Asian punters walking around the street, but I can see the girls getting off their shifts and into taxis as well. Google maps was wrong, and I had to consult the massage's home page to get on the right street. When I got in, they sat me down with a book. There were two girls already marked taken in the book. So I ask for a line up. There was about a dozen girls that came out of the room. It was over-whelming at first, but man there really wasn't much to go by. They were all dressed in navy blue school uniforms with short skirts. Half of them were overweight, and the other half looked pretty beat up. I politely thanked the mamasan who didn't look so happy and left immediately.

Club 102 Massage.

This was a few days after Premier 101. I was going to avoid going in so late so I managed to walk in right when rush hour started. The massage places are on a small discreet alley next to big shopping malls. It is right next to Massage Addict. Like the previous poster reported, they don't have a website right now. It is around 2900 baht for the shower room for 90 min. It is bit more than the other massage places, but the girls look a lot better. I think it's worth the extra $25. You also have the option of buying her a drink which I declined. I also declined the VIP room so I didn't have a chance to try that out, but I didn't think it was worth getting a bath. When you walk in, the lounge is pretty nice especially compared to Premier 101 (soft lighting, leather sofa vs. The harsh fluorescent light). The girls are all sitting around in black tops and tight black pants. I guess it was pretty slow because as soon as I walked in the mamasan got the girls to line up for me while she went over the prices and options. I was distracted by the girls. They were definitely better looking than the Premier 101 girls. Each of them spoke their name in succession with a quick smile to introduce themselves. I chose Mina.

She was tall, slim, and very pretty. I opted for the 90 min. She took me upstairs to the room which had the bare minimum. It was pretty hot because the AC was off so she turned that on and left to get her stuff. Room had a tiny shower and a queen sized bed with a mirror alongside it. She said she was 26, and had been working for 2 years. She had a few tattoos on her butt and back. We took our clothes off and washed up in the shower. Then she got me to lie down and gave me a massage which was OK. After that she offered the option of BBBJ or CBJ. BBBJ was great, with no teeth. She put a condom on me, and then she got on top. We tried a few different positions. She was pretty good, but some things felt kind of routine. She did smile a lot when she saw me looking at her. During the middle of it, I noticed she had a cluster of red bumps on her butt. I was worried it might be herpes, but I was already in too deep. I had her switch positions because I didn't want to get near that red bump, but I started to get soft, which annoyed her. She asked me, "How old are you? So I had her finish with a hand job which was great. Later I asked her if she had an outbreak. She look really confused and yelled something in Thai. I got my phone translator out, and it said "Ant". It was my turn to be confused, and she said she got bit by an ant on a hiking trip LOL. I wanted to see her again, but she said she didn't work everyday.

[Franciscass]

Try Penny Ying at http://www.jabkasai.com/.

Also: https://www.traditionalbodywork.com/...s-in-thailand/.

Been there. Nothing but a glorified mediocre hand job for 2500 under the guise of being an ancient mystical technique known to just a few.

Booked 90 minutes but I was out of there not by choice in less than an hour totally pissed off.

Check it out by all means, perhaps as they say it could be literally different strokes for different folks so to speak.

If you do would be interested in a follow up post.

[Tommylove]

Try Penny Ying at http://www.jabkasai.com/.

Also: https://www.traditionalbodywork.com/...s-in-thailand/.

Hey,Does anyone know a good place in Bangkok that offers a legit Karsai massage.
Thanks in advance.

[Syzygies]

Actually Mr Syzygies you have prompted my memory. I did advise a first time poster, most likely from the sub-continent, to RTFF when he / she asked a stupid question that has been answered 1000 times before. That might have been it, but it is a little puerile if that was the reason. Lesson learnt.

Thanks for taking the time to respond.

Newbies would be well advised to post experiences rather than ask questions, I guess, unless they can come up with very specific interesting questions. As a newbie to ISG, I was a reader for months before posting some experiences. Did not ask questions early on, after all, it is not easy to get any good answers, most of the time unless the question is so easy that it need not be asked. You can also get guys answering who actually know very little about the topic with the question.