Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Blr City]

I have been to many and only legit massages in Bangkok. I have quite enjoyed the thrill of being teased a bit, knowingly or unknowingly. Like at one prominent establishment with many branches, the girls brushed at my hard a few times, but nothing more than that. And they kept it very profes. Once, it happened even when I was with my girlfriend in a private room. At another, I accidentally touched the girl's feet and she jumped. She was extremely careful, did not go anywhere close to my groin area.

Do you have any suggestion for places that give legit massage but also are open to a bit extra, maybe even a HJ but not more than that. Would very much appreciate reccos. I will post it if I find any.

Try sukhothai at soi 11 or so.

Good massage. HJ option was available.

[Admin2]

Some of you PMed me inquiring if it's a hassle to enter Thailand. It was extremely easy for me. I am a USA citizen so I don't need a visa. I entered Bangkok from Singapore in just 2 days after making the decision (to enter). These are the steps I took:

Download 'Thailand Pass' app, register and get approved. Very fast and easy, much easier than Singapore's system.

Buy Covid insurance of at least US $20,000 (was US $50,000 before March 1) for your entire stay in Thailand.

Book an 'SHA+' hotel with airport pickup and PCR test included. I booked my SHA+ hotel for 1 day via Agoda.com.

Get PCR test day before entering Thailand.

The hotel driver picked me up from the airport, drove straight to a Covid test site to do my PCR test, then delivered me to the hotel. I had to quarantine in my room until they received my negative result which they called my room to tell me (took about 6 hours). I can then go out. I checked out the next morning and went to Pattaya. I was also given an ART self-test kit at the test site which I had to self-test on the fifth day and uploaded to the 'Morchana' app (like Singapore's 'TraceTogether' app.).

Do the ART self-test on the fifth day and upload to Morchana.

THAT'S IT.

Before leaving Bangkok to return to Singapore, I had to do a supervised ART test (Singapore's entry requirement). I tried to book online with 2 different providers but my USA credit card was not accepted. I panicked and took a motorbike taxi to Bangkok Hospital as a walk-in patient. It turned out to be better because for 1,300 bt, I had my blood pressure tested and a doctor examined me including using a stethoscope, then an ART test with result emailed to me in 3 hours. The other online sites wanted 1,600 bt and God knows where they were located!

If you are still hesitating about visiting Thailand, DON'T. Now is the best time to visit. I feel safer in Thailand than back in USA. Everyone in Thailand wears a mask and uses hand sanitizers continuously (of course except when you are in the room mongering). Thailand needs our financial support.

Funman13.

I would add to this get a hotel near where you want to stay. I chose the Novotel at the airport thinking that the transfer would be simplest because you can walk. I still had to wait for a shuttle for the 90 second ride to the hotel and tomorrow I will have to pay for a taxi.

I was worried about finding the shuttle but when you come out the door after Customs they have table with signs for all the hotels. Couldn't be easier.

I should have taken a hotel near Term 21 looking back.

A2.

[Subsinbkk]

I think Rakuten on Soi 33 (almost to the end) is very close to what you are looking for. Excellent quality massage and the extras up to HJ is up to you.

Thanks bro. Will check it out and let you know.

[Subsinbkk]

Really almost everywhere.

Have you been to any that you can pass on name? Is there any signal you give?

[Houston Player]

I have been to many and only legit massages in Bangkok. I have quite enjoyed the thrill of being teased a bit, knowingly or unknowingly. Like at one prominent establishment with many branches, the girls brushed at my hard a few times, but nothing more than that. And they kept it very profes. Once, it happened even when I was with my girlfriend in a private room. At another, I accidentally touched the girl's feet and she jumped. She was extremely careful, did not go anywhere close to my groin area.

Do you have any suggestion for places that give legit massage but also are open to a bit extra, maybe even a HJ but not more than that. Would very much appreciate reccos. I will post it if I find any.

I think Rakuten on Soi 33 (almost to the end) is very close to what you are looking for. Excellent quality massage and the extras up to HJ is up to you.

[TConor]

I have been to many and only legit massages in Bangkok. I have quite enjoyed the thrill of being teased a bit, knowingly or unknowingly. Like at one prominent establishment with many branches, the girls brushed at my hard a few times, but nothing more than that. And they kept it very profes. Once, it happened even when I was with my girlfriend in a private room. At another, I accidentally touched the girl's feet and she jumped. She was extremely careful, did not go anywhere close to my groin area.

Do you have any suggestion for places that give legit massage but also are open to a bit extra, maybe even a HJ but not more than that. Would very much appreciate reccos. I will post it if I find any.

Really almost everywhere.

[Subsinbkk]

I have been to many and only legit massages in Bangkok. I have quite enjoyed the thrill of being teased a bit, knowingly or unknowingly. Like at one prominent establishment with many branches, the girls brushed at my hard a few times, but nothing more than that. And they kept it very profes. Once, it happened even when I was with my girlfriend in a private room. At another, I accidentally touched the girl's feet and she jumped. She was extremely careful, did not go anywhere close to my groin area.

Do you have any suggestion for places that give legit massage but also are open to a bit extra, maybe even a HJ but not more than that. Would very much appreciate reccos. I will post it if I find any.

[Subsinbkk]

Hi,

I have been to many and only legit massage parlours in BKK. I love the almost touching, teasing bit. HealthL was good. The girls brushed my hard a few times, but kept it absolutely professional. Let's relax girl gave the absolute best massage but she was extremely careful. It was funny because she even measured cms joining her fingers when she was anywhere close to my groin area. It was frustrating, didn't have fun. I accidentally touched her feet and she almost jumped.

My question is do you know of a legit / semi-legit place where they do a bit more than that? A bit teasing, brushing. Maybe up to HJ but definitely nothing more than that. Thanks in advance.

[Gagafan1]

Decided to try Kiki at Doki Doki for 90 minutes.

She is short and slim and works out so is a bit muscular, but a spinner. Fake boobs look fine with piercing. She also has piercing on her tongue and below lower lip so BJ was interesting.

I did confuse her a lot by changing the routine, so after bath and BJ told her to have sex. Also she was hesitant to DFK saying covid, but then obliged.

After first round she started Nuru and I told her it will take a while to get ready for 2nd round.

So after some BBBJ, washed up and onto the bed. She started doing makeup and said I'm making her nervous.

So I asked what should we do then, she said usually people coming there are lazy and she has to do everything.

So I agreed and told. Her to start second round. Was fun and she didn't rush, even went 10-15 min above.
.

Could you describe her boobs, paint a picture?

[FunMan13]

Some of you PMed me inquiring if it's a hassle to enter Thailand. It was extremely easy for me. I am a USA citizen so I don't need a visa. I entered Bangkok from Singapore in just 2 days after making the decision (to enter). These are the steps I took:

Download 'Thailand Pass' app, register and get approved. Very fast and easy, much easier than Singapore's system.

Buy Covid insurance of at least US $20,000 (was US $50,000 before March 1) for your entire stay in Thailand.

Book an 'SHA+' hotel with airport pickup and PCR test included. I booked my SHA+ hotel for 1 day via Agoda.com.

Get PCR test day before entering Thailand.

The hotel driver picked me up from the airport, drove straight to a Covid test site to do my PCR test, then delivered me to the hotel. I had to quarantine in my room until they received my negative result which they called my room to tell me (took about 6 hours). I can then go out. I checked out the next morning and went to Pattaya. I was also given an ART self-test kit at the test site which I had to self-test on the fifth day and uploaded to the 'Morchana' app (like Singapore's 'TraceTogether' app.).

Do the ART self-test on the fifth day and upload to Morchana.

THAT'S IT.

Before leaving Bangkok to return to Singapore, I had to do a supervised ART test (Singapore's entry requirement). I tried to book online with 2 different providers but my USA credit card was not accepted. I panicked and took a motorbike taxi to Bangkok Hospital as a walk-in patient. It turned out to be better because for 1,300 bt, I had my blood pressure tested and a doctor examined me including using a stethoscope, then an ART test with result emailed to me in 3 hours. The other online sites wanted 1,600 bt and God knows where they were located!

If you are still hesitating about visiting Thailand, DON'T. Now is the best time to visit. I feel safer in Thailand than back in USA. Everyone in Thailand wears a mask and uses hand sanitizers continuously (of course except when you are in the room mongering). Thailand needs our financial support.

Funman13.

[FunMan13]

I went to Cherry on last Monday around 3 PM. Was disappointed with only 3 available providers. I should have called first. Anyway, I chose Mint, a girl-next-door. I was charged 1,900 b for one hour. Although Mint was not stunning, she turned out to be fun and very accommodating. I had an enjoyable time including BBBJCIM.

Funman13.

[Dragooner]

Okay, I went there yesterday and am not sure how you missed Mai Chan. The signage is massive, even from Sukhumvhit 19. The only thing I can think of is if you got "distracted" by the ladies at the top of the soi.

I see Mai Chan in the google maps photo. But when I physically went down that soi yesterday, I saw only "Chawana" massage. Did I miss it somehow?

I was last there in January and it was in full swing. They were even advertising new hires. Was there no sign on the building itself?

[Dragooner]

I see Mai Chan in the google maps photo. But when I physically went down that soi yesterday, I saw only "Chawana" massage. Did I miss it somehow?

I was last there in January and it was in full swing. They were even advertising new hires. Was there no sign on the building itself?

[Pwrmnd]

I see Mai Chan in the google maps photo. But when I physically went down that soi yesterday, I saw only "Chawana" massage. Did I miss it somehow?

[Frail]

Slightly delayed reports from the 3 best Nuru massage places and they all definitely do not disappoint.

Kokoro.

First time. Had booked Diana. She has the one of the most natural faces and definitely very busty, short in height but not short by Thai standards. As is mentioned in previous reports, Kokoro (like any other such place) has a standard step by step process. First a good wash up (a very good one for sure: D), then to the mattress for a slippery nuru massage and then onto the bed for a massage and then finish the deed. This is pretty standard with DokiDoki as well. The main difference I saw was that the Kokoro girls are much more playful and has a definitely more playful atmosphere in general with all the themed rooms (jungle room etc.). Overall, Diana is pretty amazing and I had a great experience. 2 shots (including rimming) are always included in the 90 min appointment, not sure about the 60 min one though.

Next time. I didn't book anyone and just walked in. Always wanted to book Nene and always wanted to try their "Duo" (2 girl) experience and man I was in for the best experience I have had. I selected Nene and Diana from the lineup. Nene is thin and almost no top side but she makes it up in her super fun attitude that doesn't let you down at all! She is quite experienced and it shows. The steps are fairly similar to the first day but just double the pleasure and definitely something that everyone should try once. They were both very good at coordinating and making sure that it wasn't confusing (as it can get easily confusing: D). Overall, great duo experience and I had a wonderful time. Only thing which was a slightly downer was the artificial sounds that sometimes they would make, its a downer for me and I get put off by it. Maybe I could've asked for that then and there but sometimes you just want to go with the flow. So, I'll definitely request next time to not do the porn star style sounds.

Doki Doki.

First time. Had heard a lot about Pam and had booked in advance as they have a discount for advance booking. She was quite simply amazing!! Rimming, kissing, the best nuru massage you'll have and overall she is quite beautiful. The steps are the same as Kokorro but definitely more down to earth and simpler setting. No fancy VIP colour room etc. But that's a good thing in some ways in that it doesn't distract you much. Pam was full of energy and never gave up on me for the 2nd shot and I loved her attitude. Overall, amazing experience.

Second time. Booked Aunaun as I had asked about someone similar to Pam. She is slightly (very slightly in a very good way) chubbier than Pam and slightly shorter but her attitude is 100% positive. She offered me everything I was expecting and a really pleasant attitude on top of that. Overall, really pleasant experience.

Third time. Since I tried the 'Duo' at Kokoro, I wanted to try the same experience here to see how it compares and I booked Pam and Aunaun as I had individually experienced both of them and wanted to see how the duo experience would be. I can't express how good this felt as they were at their best attitude and I got the best experience of any massage I have had in BKK till date. This scores over the Kokoro Duo any day (atleast from my little experience) as it is less expensive and it is much more to the point.

Mitu (SOAP).

First time. This was the last Nuru place I wanted to try since I had experienced the others. Went late in the evening (around 6 pm, my mistake) - there only 2 girls available. Their girls are classified into S,O,A,P (lowest price to highest price). The 2 girls who were available were S and O category. I took the one with O category and the time is fixed I think (60 minutes?, I didn't ask). The unique thing about MITU that I found was the whole welcome drinks (Vitamin-the tonic, water bottle, face wash tissue) and the drinks, chocolate and crackers that they give you when you leave, very nice touch. Coming to the massage itself, this is similar to DokiDoki except the girl seemed fairly less experienced and made more porn like sounds which really put me off. She was fairly good looking (6 / 10) but overall the experience was ok I'd say (maybe I was expecting too much from my previous experiences).

Second time. I was staying close to Mitu so was easy for me to book in advance a P (top most price) girl named Kaede. She is gorgeous, super slim with just the right proportions. She was amazing at the Nuru and aimed to please. The same problem with the other girl here as well. Too many porn like sounds, maybe I should've asked her to stop but I didn't. Other than this. The I didn't have sex with her but came twice just in the massage she gave me, that's how she good she was (or that's how bad I was at holding my excitement: D). Overall, a tad expensive I thought for what you get for 1 girl here vs almost similar price at DokiDoki for 2 girls. But they are different places, different kind of environments and will definitely attract different customers.

Overall, Mitu was super elegant as a place with nice touches on the drinks and stuff and overall more classy than the other places. One recommendation is to go here early (around noon or check with them) to have more options.

I am back in India now, this was a 3 week vacation for me and I thought it was well spent. Hoping to be back soon.