Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Dan7373]

Personally, I prefer to just slap my cock all over her face and then give her a 3-hole pounding.

Attractive ladies usually don't like this kind of approach. Which leaves you with a limited choice of ladies.

I'd rather have mutual pleasure with a really hot chick, than have a 3-hole pounding with a less attractive lady.

There is always a trade-off in everything you do. But it's up to you.

[Admin2]

Since I've been reading about all of you guys banging my future ex wife Candy at Snow White I thought I would get back at that unfaithful woman (seriously, she told me I was special) by banging somebody else.

I had seen a chick named ohha (something like that, Thai names kill me) at chrome, 20 something spinner of Lao ethnicity but one of you fuckers had taken the second great love of my life out of the place so in my grief I was forced to look at the lineup and chose Whee (again, Thai names) 30 something, pretty, fake boobs, to console me.

I got to say, this was the fastest I've ever gotten over a broken heart. This chick was pretty amazing, she understood pacing. I'm a one shot kinda guy and I told her that and everything she did after hearing that was about slowly turning up the heat. Chrome is a soapy place and while the ambiance is less than romantic like SW with all tile and harsh lights this session was fucking hot. Everything was slow, really slow. She bathed me slow standing up, working around my unit not touching it until it was hard and then finally soaping it up but only enough to get me really hard then rinse.

Then down on the mat on my belly for 10-15 minutes while she did all the ass rubbing and titty rubbing starting at my toes to my head.

Then the flip and it was more of the same for another 15, she barely touched my junk, just a couple slight, almost accidental touches. Then she started playing with it, so lightly it was hard to tell if she was touching it sometimes and the same with the BBBJ. Long slow, BBBJ, lots of change in intensity. Just great. By the time I got around to fucking her I was done in about a minute.

Her english is pretty good so after we cuddled up a little and had a post coital chat. She surprised me by saying she was a mom, I knew she wasn't young, but I was surprised she was older than 35 and I could see ZERO baby damage. She was curvy, not a spinner by any stretch but not fat.

Overall a great experience, cost was 2 K at the door. I will repeat.

[Whoreman]

I think it all comes down to helping the lady get in the mood to do you good.

If you make her feel insecure and unsure, then she is going to be thinking about that, rather than about ways to make it good for you.

Making small talk helps the lady relax with you. Giving her a friendly hug is important too. Because you need to back up your nice words with nice actions to make them believable.

Once the lady is relaxed, then you need to foreplay her, so that she is sexually aroused and in the mood to do you good. And when it comes to sexually arousing a lady, then there is no substitute for massaging her pussy and clit with a well-lubricated hand. You need to get her clitoral erection going. Or else, she isn't in the mood.

You can do oral sex on the lady. But this is less spontaneous, than frequently reaching for the lady's clit and masturbating it in various positions and situations. Oral sex is good for bringing the lady all the way to orgasm. But if you just want to arouse the lady sexually and maintain her arousal, then spontaneous clit masturbations in various situations works really well for that. And it's a better way to get mutual pleasure from each other, than oral sex. Because the lady can continue pleasing you, even while you are pleasing her.

In some sex positions, you can even masturbate the lady's clit with your hand, while you ride her pussy with your cock. Which isn't possible to do with oral sex. The best you can do with oral sex is to have mutual oral sex in the 69 position.

Personally, I prefer to just slap my cock all over her face and then give her a 3-hole pounding.

[Dan7373]

... I find that when the provider realizes that you aren't there just to get yourself off but also want her to have a good time the attitude may change completely. LFK or no kissing suddenly turns into DFK; and haste to make you cum as soon as possible turns into effort to get you up for another round. I'm by no means a stud and I'm not suggesting that this always happens. But showing some empathy and kindness does go a long way.

I think it all comes down to helping the lady get in the mood to do you good.

If you make her feel insecure and unsure, then she is going to be thinking about that, rather than about ways to make it good for you.

Making small talk helps the lady relax with you. Giving her a friendly hug is important too. Because you need to back up your nice words with nice actions to make them believable.

Once the lady is relaxed, then you need to foreplay her, so that she is sexually aroused and in the mood to do you good. And when it comes to sexually arousing a lady, then there is no substitute for massaging her pussy and clit with a well-lubricated hand. You need to get her clitoral erection going. Or else, she isn't in the mood.

You can do oral sex on the lady. But this is less spontaneous, than frequently reaching for the lady's clit and masturbating it in various positions and situations. Oral sex is good for bringing the lady all the way to orgasm. But if you just want to arouse the lady sexually and maintain her arousal, then spontaneous clit masturbations in various situations works really well for that. And it's a better way to get mutual pleasure from each other, than oral sex. Because the lady can continue pleasing you, even while you are pleasing her.

In some sex positions, you can even masturbate the lady's clit with your hand, while you ride her pussy with your cock. Which isn't possible to do with oral sex. The best you can do with oral sex is to have mutual oral sex in the 69 position.

[Dan7373]

What is the best time of day to find the best lineups?

I'd say that the best time to find a lady you want is at the start of the rush hour. Which is probably between 5 and 6 in the evening.

Because if you come too early, when they don't normally have many customers. Then they'll have fewer and possibly less attractive ladies. It doesn't make sense to have many ladies sitting around and not doing anything, when they can predict that they aren't going to have many customers.

And if you come too late, when a lot of customers have already taken out the ladies, then again you'll have fewer and less attractive ladies to choose from. Because the best-looking ladies will be busy with their customers.

But if you come just before the rush hour starts and wait for extra ladies to come, then this is when you get to have the best choice. Because the ladies come a little bit early, so that they can be ready, when the rush of customers arrives. And in this small window period, you can probably find a lady you like.

[Guh]

Hi,

Just seen on there homepage, that they offer nuru, and candle massage. Looks like a soft wax treatment, think that could be a nice experience.

Has anyone tried that already? Will be in BKK next month and give it a try for sure. At same time try one of the new girls there as well.

[BroDude]

These Japanese Karaoke bars like Pink Diamond, are farang welcome there and do the girls offer full service?

[Bimbo Boy]

Face the facts, you made a rookie mistake. Everybody does. No girls worth doing you move onto the next location.

You are right. We decided to go ahead because we were short of time.

[Turgid]

..... There must be an awful lot of guys out there who are ok with none of the above occurring, a 30 sec hummer to get the pecker up, and then a few minutes or less of actual intercourse, because that seems to be what many of these gals are expecting these days....

The girls who expect that are girls who are accustomed to Asian customers.

[Breadman]

Well, the problem is that there was not a big choice to start with.

After excluding the ugly ones, the ones playing with smartphones, the choice was quite limited.

Face the facts, you made a rookie mistake. Everybody does. No girls worth doing you move onto the next location.

[Bimbo Boy]

I'm 100% positive that at Poseidon and every other soapy massages, customers have the option to order a drink. While doing so, you also have the option to ask a manager to help you select the girl that provides what you want. Also you have the option of calling the girl over and sit with you for a drink and asking about her services and if any tipping is necessary for extras. Do you just do a "pick, grab, and hope for the best?

Well, the problem is that there was not a big choice to start with.

After excluding the ugly ones, the ones playing with smartphones, the choice was quite limited.

[Breadman]

What is the best time of day to find the best lineups?

[Goatscrot]

Hello Eddie,

If the girl doesn't want to kiss, doesn't want her pussy to be touched, doesn't like blowjobs, doesn't like doggie and prefers wasting the client's time preparing baths, then she should take another job.

And management shouldn't have hired her.

I do not want t push the girls, but in a brothel, there are some minimum expectations.

Absolutely. Same goes for all other niches of the P4 P industry. I stopped taking FLs a few years ago after I called off about 4 sessions in a row due to the same issues listed above. Gals got 100 Baht. Why that little? Didn't do anything. There must be an awful lot of guys out there who are ok with none of the above occurring, a 30 sec hummer to get the pecker up, and then a few minutes or less of actual intercourse, because that seems to be what many of these gals are expecting these days.

Soapies have always been a challenge for me because the gals there are used to their routine and ten to be uncomfortable when you try to write your own script. That has been true in Soapies since my first one almost 19 years ago. That's why PSE shops became so popular once Baron's opened. It was not the "pampering" soapy experience, but the full on nasty experience. It would be great if soapy gals were able to offer both according to the customer's wishes, but as stated with Thai P4P gals; the better looking the less you get.

[Ajlon]

I'm new to partaking in this industry, and until recently, I only visited the larger soapies. Those have generally been similar in quality with not much difference in the services provided by the girls.

A soapy I would recommend against is Avita Massage. I went there some time last month, and showed up around 9:00 PM. Was told that the service is for 2 hours. However, it turns out that on that particular day, they were having a party for the employees at 10 PM. As a result, I was basically rushed out and the service was terrible. She tried to rush through everything so fast that after a certain point I was just turned off and wasn't even in the mood. It's fair that they have a party for their employees, but the manager should have told me about the situation instead of saying it was 2 hours, business as usual, and I only find out about it after I have paid.

Recently, I tried one of the massage places in Sukhumvit for the first time. Visited Snow White, and since she was recommended here, went with Candy. Wow! Did not know what I have been missing out on. Service was much much better, and she was enthusiastic throughout the session. Was able to do multiple shots, and she was asking if I wanted to do more right until the end. Was there for the full amount of time that I had asked, and there was no feeling that I was being rushed out (which happens at soapies where the girls are already thinking of ending the session so they can chill or hopefully get another customer). Would definitely recommend.

Now I am interested in some of the other massage places in that area. Could anyone tell me if the standard in that area is multiple shots, BBBJ, etc or do they also differ. Also, would like to know if Addict Massage or Premier 101 Massage also allow multiple shots since the girls on the websites seem like what I would prefer.

[Ajlon]

Recently went to Snow White, and had a session with Candy. Would definitely recommend, enthusiastic throughout and much better than some experiences I have had at soapies. Had a session with multiple shots, and even when I was tired, she would ask if I wanted to go for one more instead of trying to avoid it as I would have expected.

Looking to try different ones in the Sukhumvit area now. Can anyone help me out, do Addict Massage and Premier 101 massage allow multiple shots, BBBJ, etc?