Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Goatscrot]

Made an appointment with Helen at DD yesterday 1 PM. Was told that my first choice Aun Aun is on a long vacation and Kiss no longer works there. Chose Helen based on some positive reviews in this thread. I was charged 3,500 bt. I inquired about the booking discount and was told they don't give discounts since September. Helen looks very late 20's or early 30's. She has beautiful hair which unfortunately she tied up throughout the session.

To make the long story short, in the 20+ years of mongering in BK, it was one of the worst sessions I have ever had with soapies even including all the Asian ones in Huai Kwang. She was very mechanical, got rimming for just 5 seconds during the gel, lick balls for a total of 20 seconds, BBBJ was mechanical, FS was unenthusiastic. She not only did not allow kissing but I am not allowed to have face / lip contact with her body. She tolerated my touching and sucking her breasts. I was not allowed to touch her pussy. I had to make myself pop and insist on CIM. I wish I can complain to Boss Nina but she was not there. The two receptionists probably would not pass my complain on to Nina. I still like DD, have had a great time every time I went there.

As I was sitting in the lobby after the deed, an Asian came in and asked for a lineup. There were 6 girls (didn't see Helen or Victoria). Don't know who he picked but the tallest girl caught my eye. I asked the receptionist who she is. She is Champagne. She has a large tattoo on her back towards the right side. Does anyone have any ammo on her? Thanks.

Funman13.

Honestly, when a session starts bad you need to do something about it. Put on a towel, go downstairs, and insist on speaking to the mamasan. Accepting this kind of behavior just means it will continue for other punters as well.

[FunMan13]

Made an appointment with Helen at DD yesterday 1 PM. Was told that my first choice Aun Aun is on a long vacation and Kiss no longer works there. Chose Helen based on some positive reviews in this thread. I was charged 3,500 bt. I inquired about the booking discount and was told they don't give discounts since September. Helen looks very late 20's or early 30's. She has beautiful hair which unfortunately she tied up throughout the session.

To make the long story short, in the 20+ years of mongering in BK, it was one of the worst sessions I have ever had with soapies even including all the Asian ones in Huai Kwang. She was very mechanical, got rimming for just 5 seconds during the gel, lick balls for a total of 20 seconds, BBBJ was mechanical, FS was unenthusiastic. She not only did not allow kissing but I am not allowed to have face / lip contact with her body. She tolerated my touching and sucking her breasts. I was not allowed to touch her pussy. I had to make myself pop and insist on CIM. I wish I can complain to Boss Nina but she was not there. The two receptionists probably would not pass my complain on to Nina. I still like DD, have had a great time every time I went there.

As I was sitting in the lobby after the deed, an Asian came in and asked for a lineup. There were 6 girls (didn't see Helen or Victoria). Don't know who he picked but the tallest girl caught my eye. I asked the receptionist who she is. She is Champagne. She has a large tattoo on her back towards the right side. Does anyone have any ammo on her? Thanks.

Funman13.

[AdaeLover]

Thanks! Can you recommend a couple of ladies there? How much would they charge for a HJ?

Anny is the boss and best massage in the shop, but hard to find her free unless you pre-book. Her cousin (no idea what her name is) is also very good. I rarely take any others there (I prebook before going). I often do a 4 hands. Then any of these ladies take another one with her. I do believe 500-800 extra should get you the HJ.

[11Bravo]

If you can go without A+, Addict offers some very good service, and good looks, but I believe they majorly increased the price.

MY problem with Addict is that it seems most girls are silicone enhanced; myself, I MUCH prefer natural. I was lucky to find an excellent natural years ago, but she soon left. I got the feeling she couldn't compete with the enhanced. My last visit, again, a number of years ago, I pulled a silicone spinner, and the B2B was like being massaged by a pair of rocks (literally). Maybe things have changed, and if you don't mind silicone, they do have some attractive ones in a smart kit.

[GrapeMan]

Hi Fellas,

Back to BKK after a long time and realized Snow White massage is gone.

What are the alternative establishments for Oily with PSE including A+.

RIP Snow White.

Tulip is the only one left really. I've found the girls there a bit better right now than some times in the past, but don't expect some 22 year old faux-japanese looking girl, senpai. Expect some milfs, but there will often be 6-10 girls working to choose from, so you'll find one you like. Service is top notch as usual. Some Snow White girls moved to Tulip, but can't remember which ones, Tulip has a fairly new lineup post covid.

Cherry is an alternative although its not really PSE as much as Tulip / Snow White, and they often only have a couple girls working and not every girl offers A+. You have to specifically ask which ones do before selecting a girl. Last times I was by Cherry the girls were looking clearly worse than Tulip and pretty much, I don't see it as a better option than just going to Tulip. I'm not sure Cherry even knows what their hook is anymore post covid.

Bamboo still offers A+ for an upcharge, PSE is not entirely on the table, but like Cherry, sometimes it falls on the edge of PSE / non-PSE depending on the girl.

Old Eden Club on Soi 7/1, now called Red Fern (same location) offers the same service as Eden did, but when I went there were only 2 girls working (you get 2 at a time) and both were a hard no-go on looks.

If you can go without A+, Addict offers some very good service, and good looks, but I believe they majorly increased the price.

[BeachDrone]

Arrived Bangkok today mid-afternoon. First impression: it is HOT and HUMID (not news). Second impression: Bangkok has a frenetic energy.

Headed to Sakura Akasuri on Thong Lor by Soi 6 to get the body scrub and salt pat treatment. A recent report indicated that you would feel very clean after, and I second that. First the lady (Huan I think, 30 years old from Issan) has you lay on a vinyl-covered table, then rinses you down with warm water. This is followed by a thorough washing (with plenty of teasing), a generous rinsing, then by a scrub with abrasive mits (not very abrasive, and feels really good), and another rinse. Then she sprinkled powered salt generously all over the back of my legs, feet, back, and arms. After massaging the salt into the skin, she begins patting. This took quite a time. Then another rinse, dry, and over to the massage table. She did not do an oil massage, for which I was happy because I wanted to stay squeaky clean. A HJ is included, anything else is negotiated in the room with the provider. I opted for a nude massage / HJ, and she wanted 1000 baht. Pricey, but I went with it, because everything else she did was thorough. This was well worth it - 1580 baht for the scrub / salt pat / massage / HJ package (number 9 on their menu), 1000 baht tip for the nude massage / HJ. Why was it worth it? Because the whole process was 2 hours, and Huan was a lot of fun from the start to the end. Excellent time and I feel squeaky clean!

[Palliativo]

This is my go to place for a "normal massage". The ladies do a very good oil massage here, HJ can be easily negotiated. I did not get further than that, but I have other places for extra fun.

Thanks! Can you recommend a couple of ladies there? How much would they charge for a HJ?

[AdaeLover]

Hello guys,

I was wondering if anyone tried the Royal Outcall Massage based in Soi 18 and what their experience was?

Many thanks!!

This is my go to place for a "normal massage". The ladies do a very good oil massage here, HJ can be easily negotiated. I did not get further than that, but I have other places for extra fun.

[Palliativo]

Hello guys,

I was wondering if anyone tried the Royal Outcall Massage based in Soi 18 and what their experience was?

Many thanks!!

[11Bravo]

Hi Fellas,

Back to BKK after a long time and realized Snow White massage is gone.

What are the alternative establishments for Oily with PSE including A+.

Service?

-Tom.

IMHO, Tulip, my recent personal experience, but ladies might not appeal to all. Cherry massage, Soi 24-1, at least their website, seems to have a good percentage of A+, but no RECENT personal experience.

[MusicalToM]

Hi Fellas,

Back to BKK after a long time and realized Snow White massage is gone.

What are the alternative establishments for Oily with PSE including A+.

Service?

-Tom.

[Xpartan]

I will be in Bangkok in 2-3 weeks. I will try them. I tried Tantra once in Germany or Switzerland. The provider was not pretty, neither was her body. So I wasn't turned on and could not pop. She was upset.

Yeah, "tantric" is in the eye of the provider LOL, so if you find a real McCoy don't lose the contact. They're rare gems. I've tried tantric at least a couple dozen times, and only had 2 real experiences. So, very YMMV.

[11Bravo]

BIG thanks to NewtonYork for his actionable intel.

Decided to try Kokoro, 14:00. Normally, I don't rely on website photos. Too prone to photoshop and other inaccuracies. I'll check out the website, remember a couple of names, go to the establishment, ask for a lineup, have the girls introduce themselves by name, and if there's a match, check out the reality AND her attitude - eye contact and smile. But NewtonYork mentioned the crowds here so decided to book Michelle. Didn't want to show up and have one of those "I wanted a V8 but all I got was a tomato juice" episodes if she's unavailable. Glad I did.

Took the "easier for me" path from Asoke, taking the opportunity to pass by the Soi 23 MP shops. One shop that I've used, a girl just walking inside, spun around to give me a long look. Think she was the spinner from 3 years ago, but didn't stop to confirm. Another shop had a few potentials. Frustratingly, one shop's barker stepped in front of me with the menu card and wouldn't move. The polite request was ignored, so had to switch to command voice. AND there was nothing of interest at that shop anyway. Doubled back on the next street up, then back again on Kokoro's street. It is easy to find.

As I arrived, unlike NewtonYork, I was the only one outside at the door. Pressed the buzzer, door clicked, walked inside. INSIDE, there were 5 Asian guys waiting, groups of 3 and 2. Didn't know if they were waiting to go up, or had finished and were waiting for a buddy. Walked to the desk, very attractive receptionist, good English, asked if I had a booking (glad I did with the crowd). Replied in the affirmative, and she correctly surmised I was there for M. Price 3900 for 90 minutes, paid at desk. Asked me to sit and she walked back, stuck her head through some curtains (must be the ready room), and called for M.

I took a seat, brought a small bottle of water. The Asian guy next to me had a website up on his mobile with girls' photos, scrolling through, maybe for next stop, future reference, or checking here. ANOTHER Asian guy was buzzed in.

M. appeared, easily recognizable, so will say at least one website photo was spot on. She had her basket with her, led me through the door to the stairway. Asked if I needed a pit stop, I did, appreciated BEFORE I got to the room. The room was the White room, standard, bed, large wet area with large air mattress, handheld shower hose, and the stool with the crevasse in the center. Note: there had been no mention of paying for an upgrade to a VIP room at the front desk; my feeling is, rooms are kept busy and were occupied.

Although she had her kit with her (unlike in other establishments where the girl had to go get), she said that she needed some time to setup. She stripped and began that. I stripped, and she suggested I lie on the bed, relaxing while I waited. I wasn't big on the idea, thinking it rather icky, due to the sweat I'd worked up walking from Asoke, but figured a place like this, sheets were always changed.

She motioned me over to the wet area to sit on the acrylic stool. She proceeded to hose me down with the handheld, then soaped me up. While I appreciated the space for my dangly bits, that stool is hard. She then proceeded with some fondling, and some B2B. While certain parts of me were enjoying, and while I might have a fat ass, it WASN'T fat enough, so my ass was complaining "we are not amused"; think the cheapest economy seat on the cheapest airline. For me, the stool was NOT an instrument of pleasure (and she did not lie on her back underneath, simply reaching under and using the crevasse). My ass was so happy when I eventually stood up.

She then positioned the air mattress, it completely filling the area, so held solidly in place. Sprayed it down with warm water and had me lie face down, a towel under my chin. She then applied the gel and began the slip and slide. Certainly less friction than Annie's soapies, but not so much less as to be amazing. I've tried Doki Doki twice, and the gel treatment is just not that great for me. She then had me flip face up, where she repeated the B2B, along with some fondling, then some uncovered oral. Warm water, then cool, but it's NOT a fire and ice BJ, but then again, this IS Thailand. Seeing that I was ready, she pulled out a condom, gave me the "OK?" look, I nodded, on it went, followed by her in reverse Asian cowgirl. Now the view was quite nice and she was very energetic. She asked me if I wanted to switch, missionary. For ME, that frictionless gel has a downside, hard to brace for some serious thrusting, always afraid I'll slip off. At Doki Doki, we'd move to the bed. Here, she had a solution, arranging the towel under her so I could get some traction on the towel. The fake moans and facially grimaces not OTT distracting, rather nice. Now the "Can you finish" question is, for ME NEVER an aphrodisiac, but I replied, "With a sexy lady, yes" (translation, yes, but you'll have to work for it). She did, quite nicely, and I did.

A quick hose off rinse, she drying me with a towel. She then said something I didn't understand, and I moved to the bed (to relax, I was drained). She repeated, "Time finished". Seemed a bit brusque, but I started to dress while she righted the mattress and dressed herself. Just as I was pulling on my pants, there was a knock at the door, the maid inquiring if she could clean the room. So not brusque, just harsh reality.

Walked downstairs with her, she veering off to return to the ready room. A young, fit customer waiting, kind of hope it wasn't hers as he might have been shocked at her job requirements (I'm a realist). I certainly didn't expect a tearful farewell, but my experience, I usually get escorted to the door (though maybe that's to ensure I'm really leaving). And maybe my 500 tip was not up to her usual Asian standards (if they tip at all).

It wasn't a GFE, nor a PSE, just a professional friendly service. No kissing. Friend ON in the room, friend OFF on exit. With its popularity and crowds, seems more assembly line, both for servers and rooms. From entry to exit, it was 90 minutes; in the room, probably about 80 minutes. She did fully use the time, it did pass quickly, and maybe her "can you finish?" was a 2 minute warning. It was friendly in a professional way. She did speak English, but I wouldn't say fluent, no banter back and forth, no conversation on leaving. Kind of like one of those automated kiddy rides outside a supermarket: you drop in your coins, climb on, the ride starts, when times up, the ride stops; finish.

WIR: Nuru not my thing, and the other offering, AV cosplay also not. Yes, she was quite attractive. But the professionalism kept her off the medal platform; it would not be a weekly visit but more a change of pace.

Walked back to Sukhumvit via the eventual Soi 31, passing Doki Doki and Heaven massage, just to check out another route. IMHO, the women are attractive, and if nuru is your pleasure, certainly this place is a possibility.

[FunMan13]

JabKasai is a traditional Thai genital massage to ensure that the crown jewels are in tiptop condition. No sex involved. Same with Jaguen.

But I came across this ad that I definitely want to explore:

https://massagerepublic.com/female-e...ll%5D%5B%5D=14

I will be in Bangkok in 2-3 weeks. I will try them. I tried Tantra once in Germany or Switzerland. The provider was not pretty, neither was her body. So I wasn't turned on and could not pop. She was upset.

[TwilightZoner]

Thanks for the education, learn something new everyday.

Sakura Akasuri is not anything tantric, but, having said that, I'd suggest a definite try. I believe it is Korean, but sure others more knowledgeable can correct me. The salt tapping is exactly that, salt poured on, then, instead of the cinema style karate chop with the edge of the hand, it's a vigorous palm slap wearing rough mitts. Then the mitts are used to rub the salt in. Think exfoliation for the whole body (except face). I find it very invigorating and refreshing. Full disclosure: I do avail myself of the HE but you can always decline.

The tantric massages I've tried are just a gimmick; both specifically say teasing HJ + BJ, so I think you're wise to look elsewhere. For a legit massage, as reported here, Soi 55, Yama Herbal Massage. I was offered extra; others have reported no offer. I declined, but like I said, legit full use of time for massage place.

Yep, have bookmarked Sakura Akasuri specifically for the salt tapping! Will probably get that done within the first few days.