Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Cactus J]

Thanks 1234! Don,t know what I did wrong previously but hit pay dirt now!Anyone there in last couple of weeks? Nic Frenchie?Cactus J

[Joe Nailer]

Day 1: What a time waster, she was."Your personality changes as soon as you get on board the plane. " There is a modicum of truth in it. You feel free from the social conformity and feel excited about the prospect of the unknown that you are about to experience.No luggage to collect, I was out to the arrival hall in no time. It was 8. 20pm. I found a DTAC shop just outside of the arrival hall for a sim card and bought it for 99B with 16 mins talk time included. I don?t know how this compares with one that you can by for 50B at a 7-11 in "Bus terminal" which was suggested in the board. For the latter you have to get there by a shuttle bus. I figured it would save lots of hassle by buying here.From Airport, I rang a girl from Angels I saw on the web. She had given me her mobile number by email. She told me she would go back home for New Year. So I could not arrange my first encounter on the first day. Why her? You ask. She is a dead ringer of my ex girl friend; not just face but her body and the way she posed on the photo was just like my ex. So I was very curious and wanted to meet her for the old time sake. However when I spoke to her on the phone, her voice and the way she spoke was not something I expected; it was like talking to your "auntie Edith". I felt my prurient interests diminishing very quickly. Let?s see what happens. (Read my next post) So Option B applies.No sooner had I checked in the hotel than I was out on the prowl. It is now just after 10pm. I caught a taxi to Suk soi24, to Orient Massage. A young girl at the reception lined up 3 available girls for me. I must say it was a poor collection. I asked the name of the one standing on left first and then one in the middle, but I didn?t bother for the third one, because she looked as if she was going to cry. (BTW I look gentlemanly enough I choose one in the middle, Porn. It was a mistake as I came to know later. She looked friendly and agreeable with smallish rack. But her face was not exactly I had in mind. I ordered an 1 hour oil massage. Off we went. She took my hand to a upstairs room. A very simple room with a shower at the one corner. She went out, and stood me up over 5 minutes. When she returned, we had shower together. I cupped her tits but she was not very keen on that. I sensed now that she was not going to be a willing provider. With her gentle stoke of the manhood, it got hard (quite embarrassing really)She wanted to go to toilet, and didn?t come back for a 5 minutes. During the session, her mobile was receiving messages 3, 4 times and she seemed to drink a lot between massage. After perfunctory massage, she did a cursory BBBJ and quickly put a condom on me and took my manhood to her pussy, riding cowgirl. Then onto missionary, doggy, back to missh. She massaged herself, while I was inside which was quite erotic to look at I must say. With obvious faking uhhhs and ahhhs, I thought myself "f*** that" and decide to conclude this session. While I rested on the bed for a while, she attended to her mobile. After wash, I got dressed, paid the money and left there quick.Place: Orient Massage Suk/24Name: Porn (from Chang Rai)Age: 24Face: 5/10Body: 7/10English: 2/5 (no conversation, just MP words only)Attitude: 1 (for holding my hand, otherwise 0)Massage: 2 (for trying)Recommend: no wayDamage: 400B 1 hour oil + 1500B tipDay 2: MPs are virtually dead due to New Year.Went to Sakura massage for a good body massage.You choose from the menu; oil, lotion, jel, 1 hour, 1. 5 hours, 2 hours, body or body+dick+balls. I chose lotion + 1. 5 hours + body+dick+balls.This place is legit apart from dick/balls options. You won't be tempted for FS because the masseur is not like you would see in other MPs. When my masseur entered the room, I gave up the whole idea. I was even worried if my dick get hard. Instead I just wanted a really good massage. After shower (BTW you must shower yourself), I lay down face down on the bed. You are completely naked, and sort of feel you must surrender yourself to her. So I did. After a good body massage, she sits between your legs and put your legs over her legs (btw she is fully clothed. Thank god for that! ). So effectively your bum is a little in the air and your manhood is complete exposed to her as if it is a sacrificial lam. In this way, she gets a good angle to your balls. The ball massage seemed to have lasted forever, but probably half an hour or so. It was an excellent experience.Place: Sakura Massage Suk/24 (in the same cul-de-sac as Orient Massage) Name: N/A (didn?t feel like asking)Age: N/A (ditto )Face: N/A (didn?t want to see it)Body: N/A (don?t want to talk about it)English: 1/5 (no conversation; only says ?feeling nice??)Attitude: very caring (like a mother figure)Massage: 8/10 (body), 9/10 (for dick/balls)Recommend: yes (if you want the special attention to your dick and balls; you can pop twice if you want) Damage: 850B for 1.5 hour, milk lotion + dick/balls massage (I didn?t tip. But you could if you want I suppose) A few things I learnt in 2 days in BKK. (I may be wrong)1. Never come to BKK in New Year if the main purpose of your visit is of mongering because many places seem closed. Even if they are open, girls don?t seem interested in providing good services. If you are coming from far, then don?t risk it.2. Always take a taxi (around 300B? ) from airport to your hotel especially if you arrive at night. I took a Airport Express (150B) as their website indicated that it stops very near to my hotel. But it did not stop and took me to Sala Daeng area. Without any sense of direction, I had to take a taxi (60B). So if you know exactly where the bus should stop, then this is a good way to get into Town.3. You need to clearly define what you want; sex or good massage. If its sex you are after, I would go for 1 hour massage session. A 2 hours "massage" session is just waste of time. They don?t provide you a 2 hour sex session even if you are capable of that.If it?s a good massage you are after, a 1 hours may be too short. A 1. 5 or 2 hours would be better. You can relax and have a happy ending or 2.Continued to 2 of 2.EDITOR'S NOTE: I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here for more information.

[Traveler1234]

tried the search but was unsuccessful. has anyone been there lately? i am particularly interested in the s 3 tag team in the peep. did it a couple of years ago and it was great. their website looks like the special is running now for 1680b. any info greatly appreciated!cactus j

hmmmm? i did a quick search under 'akane' and got two pages of hits in this thread alone.this is one of the more talked about places - nicfrenchy, myself and others have multiple posts....try a little harder mate

[Inch15]

Can somebody recommend a good oil massage parlor in soi 11, where extra in guarantee.Thanks

[Palatkik]

i would certainly like to do bum also.

did bum several months back, was ok, she only speaks english, not thai! all the girls do fs here, as another told me recently they'd be be peeved at the lose of money if they didn't.

[M P Lurker]

Anyone tried her? She look pretty nice on the images at their website, any other recommendations at the place? And is FS available with all the girls there?Thanks!

I had Gear the other day (Bum wasn't available) who had very nice B cup rack and a super bottom. We had the sex session first because I had a hard on already just looking at her bum as she ascended the stairs in front of me.Spied several very hot looking girls on the way out. So I believe this place ThongLor II has a very nice selection indeed. I am guessing they all fuck too.When the girl gets naked in she shower with you at the start, I pretty much interpret that as special extras are certainly going to happen. I would certainly like to do Bum also.

[Some American]

Iriebkk, thanks for your honesty. Many would lie about it, continue to attempt to shill. For that reason I may just have to check you out this weekend if I can. I trust your manager knows which girl you are if I ask for "Iriebkk."

[Cactus J]

tried the search but was unsuccessful. has anyone been there lately? i am particularly interested in the s 3 tag team in the peep. did it a couple of years ago and it was great. their website looks like the special is running now for 1680b. any info greatly appreciated!cactus j

[Richo Stevens]

Anyone tried her? She look pretty nice on the images at their website, any other recommendations at the place? And is FS available with all the girls there?Thanks!

[Inch15]

Any Guy have info on Bangkok Health Spa in Soi3. Whats the massage procedure? any info on good lady?Thnx

[Iriebkk]

Hi Guys,Some of you are really nice but.. anyway, I'm one of the girl in I-RIE website in case you are wondering. I will not post anymore message. For those nice gentleman who are interested to visit I-RIE please feel free to email my manager. Ok byebye Happy New Year to all of you!Rgds,Irie

[M P Lurker]

Managed to get myself a special invitation to the "Emmanuelle Entertainment" New Year party at early closing time on Jan 1st.Emmanualle is right next to Nataree, so in my opinion worth a look because the girls are a lot prettier. The down side is that this place is very busy with lots of Thai customers and other Asians and the line-up can be very depleted at times (best to get there early like 3PM or 4PM). Pricing has a Farang Surcharge of 600 Baht but prices are moderate, e.g. B-course girls 2600 Baht (with the surcharge included).Miss Yokkie invited me to come late on Jan 1st for a good fucking, and then to proceed to the staff New Year Party. I had to be nicely dressed of course and should buy her a Happy new Year present. This was in fact my 2nd Soapy New Year Party. I once attended one many years ago when there was an MP called the "Thermae".Anyway Miss Yokkie is a "Ding Dong" type of personality, so she was pretty wild throughout the evening dancing and grinding with me all the time. So I wasn't lacking in attention at all. She loved sitting nearly on crotch and garbbing my arns around her to feel that great body of hers.There were well over 100 people there, but I was the only Farang. Miss Yokkie would introduce me to all hers friends and to lots of "hot pussy". She would say "This is my friend Joy. She has big breasts and a fragrant pussy." So you can see that Yokkie was a little drunk and always wicked and wayward.Quite a few shows went on. A rock band, some Thai and Cambodian traditional dance, a Lady-boy singer. They also had the very extended luck draw presents distribution which took ages as there were a lot of staff at this entertainment complex. The top prizes were a 29inch TV and also a refrigerator.The most important thing for me was I had a great time with Miss Yokkie, and got to check out the female talent in general. Believe me, there certainly were some real lookers here both face and body. Could be that the hottest girls would tend to be in the more expensive super-model bracket, but this is not always sure. Yokkie will now be off work for a week so she has O.Ked me to try some others as are good friends (with sex allowed) but no tahn that. See this website bottom row B40 for an example of one of the girls who always acted as sexy as possible. http://www.ilikemassage.com/emmanuelle/She and Miss Yokkie were dancing on top on tables as well (but with clothes on).

[M P Lurker]

Went to Bangkok Cozy again tody and tried a different girl on purporse. Well actually there were very few girls today while normally lots. They haven't returned from new year up country yet.W was voluptuous, a slightly bigger build than what I normally go for, but we had a very good session. She was 160cm and from Korat. Age I would guess about 26-28. Didn't ask.At Bangkok Cozy there is no B-course on an inflatable martress/raft however you almost always get a sort of body slide massge in the bath.So bath was good and sex was good too.Was only a CBJ but still good. She was also a good kisser.So I still really recommend this place for the budget concious. Prices are 1300 Baht, 1600, 1800 in the fishbowl (2hrs) and sideliners start at 2000 Baht (1.5 hrs).Also recommend little Mamasan "Da".

[Yin Yang]

Recent posts on Luxury Massage piqued my interest as I was in the area. Found the place off Soi 19 without problems based on the map provided on http://www.luxurybkk.com/contactus.phpFrom outside as well as from the lobby you wouldn't count on any special services, and if you go up to the second floor to the reception you might still have doubts: There's a counter but also a small dining room and TV area, apparently for the hotel guests. I wasn't quite sure if it really was the right place until I was shown the photo album. I didn't ask for a line-up but doubt it's possible with - at that time - a whole family sitting right there watching HBO Only few girls in the album are the ones from the website. Oil for instance works in another (Thonglor) branch, I was told. Chose "Ice" who didn't look like the photo at all but was cheerful, quite tall and slim. So no major complaints. The rooms look new and are decently sized. A minor complaint was that initially she turned down the light so much that I could hardly see her - given that she has quite dark skin anyway. The special included a good and long BBBJ and FS (as usual 600 for 90min. plus 1500) but also a few minutes of body-slide, I don't remember getting that particular service many times at an oily. We both parted with a smile on the face ...YY

[M P Lurker]

Mbx0710 posted a nice report on Rainbow Fashion MP, but in the wrong thread. So here is a link to it.http://www.internationalsexguide.inf...&postcount=884