Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Cornwall]

Had my first nuru massage today. Went by Doki Doki massage around 10 am, but all the pretty girls were taken. Decided to take a 10 minute walk to Kokoro Massage where I was given a line up of around 7 girls. I went into Kokoro wanting two girls but I only saw one of my interest. Her name was Nene. She is young, and has lots of tattoos. We went upstairs and she tried to upsell the package for two girls. She talked about it for around 5 minutes about it and I ended up giving in. I went downstairs again and was shown the lineup again. I chose Aileen. She looks like your average Thai girl. We went upstairs in the normal room for a 90 minute nuru massage. They lather you in tons of soap. One girl washes your cock and balls and one of the girls washes your ass real good and deep (not a fan) and then they take you to the bed. I would definitely recommend getting a threesome at least one time. It was my first time and having two girls suck your cock at the same time is one of the best feelings. Having two girls lick both your nipples is pretty awesome too. After sex, you go onto a mat where they lather you in luke warm gel and rub your body for what seemed to be around 15-20 minutes. To be honest, not a real big fan of the nuru massage. I was a bit bored and just wanted to go back on the bed. Nene was really friendly, laughed a lot, and seemed to enjoy the time. Eileen was okay but not really interested, would not recommend. Overall, I loved the experience but wouldn't do it again. The fake Japanese sounds were a little too much and again, don't like a finger up in my ass, but too each their own. I would recommend others to get the AV package, which is cheaper than the Nuru massage by 2000 baht.

JBradBerry and Rexy1234, thanks for your posts. Good intel!

But I have to ask; are you the same person? Same writing style, same number of posts (2), and the real tell, the entire post in one paragraph without dividing the info into smaller paragraph segments. No complaints, just curious!

[Rick Rock]

but you don't get to choose so I got what I got.

Yes you do. There and everywhere else.

Here's how it works:

1. Instead of being passive and acting like an employee, you stand up and act like a customer.

2. You point to the one you like and say "I'll take her. ".

Why would you pay for something or someone you didn't want?

If you went to a car dealership trying to buy a BMW would you leave with a FIAT because "you got what you got"?

[Neworlean]

OMG, Amazing. I honestly had one of my all time favorite experience. I had never had a massage abd thought it was a complete waste of money for idiots but I must have gotten lucky and it will probably never happen again. This was a 10 out of 10. Absolutely Amazing. Maybe it was the girl nut I have no complaints whatsoever and would highly recommend a massage at this place.

[Paolo99]

The downside, both the times, the masseuse were not good looking. I did see some young nice ones downstairs, but you don't get to choose so I got what I got. But it was dark in the room, so it was ok. I was able to be a bit touchyfeeling, but they did not remove their clothes, so it wasn't much.

You can chose the girl you like in any of the massage shops (legit or not).

You don't have to stick with the one assigned to you.

Just tell them you'd rather take the other one and they will comply.

[Subsinbkk]

So, I went to rakuten twice and took services of healing hands once. So my quick review here.

Rakuten is as described by OPs earlier. It's a legit massage with some / minimal fun. No teasing though really. I didn't take the cheap thai massage, so they didn't give me the weird underwear to wear (my friend went to that one and he was weirded out, also because it wasn't room, there was just a partition). I took the 2 HR long oil massage (800 b) in a private room with shower. I was naked the whole session. At some point, she asked me whether I wanted to HJ. I said not now, towards the end. So that happened. It was okay. I paid 1000 be for extra (maybe too much, but I felt like giving).

The downside, both the times, the masseuse were not good looking. I did see some young nice ones downstairs, but you don't get to choose so I got what I got. But it was dark in the room, so it was ok. I was able to be a bit touchyfeeling, but they did not remove their clothes, so it wasn't much.

The massage both the times were really good.

The healing hands was a bit tricky. They do home service, so I had to ask if they have a place. They invited me to a hotel room where it was set up as a temp massage room. The massage was not that great, but she did do a bit of teasing. She got lazy with massage at some point though. Asked me if I wanted more and started negotiating. She looked pretty, if a bit old. I wouldn't go back again. Paid 2200 be in total, including massage and extras.

*I am still on a lookout for legit massage with some fun (ideally a lot more teasing; price no issue). I really hoped some girls at healthland would do it. Alas. *.

Sidenote: isn't there a forum for farangs where we can review / learn about kapoo clubs. I went to two. Want to know about more.

[Rexy1234]

Went today. It is a short walk from Udom Suk BTS. Checked in first and asked for 30 minute foot massage as I wanted to see what the place and atmosphere was like. Was a lot of fun as the girl, very cute behind her receptionist mask, did not speak english hardly at all and we went back and forth in non-communication / communication. Another girl, equally as cute behind her mask which they all must wear downstairs, helped out with better english and in the end I realised it is a popular place, they had no specialist available for a 30 minute foot massage, but that I could book for a "Savanna Massage " or any of the other erotic massages or non-erotic. I saw a couple walking out when I first arrived. The Savanna was body to body. Anyway, I wound up booking the receptionist for later and went and had a long coffee down the street. Came back and upstairs we went. Had a shower, we both got naked and I had a really nice 90 minutes of erotic fun. I read a few reporst on this a month or so ago so thought it sounded a bit more out of the way and a bit different and it worked out fine.

[Carpaccio18]

Since I wanted a 4-hand massage in the morning, I went to Paradise Massage on Soi 22 who opens up already at 9 am. I had checked with them beforehand on Line to pick the girls, and had opted for Anny and Kim. Once I arrived I picked the 90-minute Tantric. I normally go for the Heaven Massage, since I don't really care much for the body sliding and certainly not the prostrate, but anyhow.

Although it is the girls in the pictures, they do look somewhat different IRL. Kim is rather short but still slim and Anny is a lot chubbier than the pictures suggest. She does have huge tits for a Thai girl if anyone is into that.

In Paradise they have tables with "glory hole", basically a hole that opens up in the middle of the massage table, so the one of the girls can get to your Willy from underneath. Fab concept.

Both girls where very sweet and friendly, and after a shower I got myself on the stomach on the table, placing the Willy in the right location. Both girls came and and got naked.

First off they gave me a very light massage on the back and legs, each one slipping a hand on my balls in turn to make sure Willy woke up. It worked.

They asked if I wanted to go for one or two shots, and I said two. After some more massage, Anny got under the table and Kim continued to massage and rub her body on me, all the while Anny was working on Willy from underneath with a very sensitive HJ. After about 10 min I finished. Then turned around and got a front massage for quite a while by both girls. Eventually Kim positioned herself on the table and started giving me a CBJ. Although CBJ really doesn't do much for me, she did manage to get me hard again, but after a while I told her it wasnt going to happen. Usually you can ask / tip for a BBBJ, but its hit and miss. Its not officially on the menu. I didn't ask, so for the rest of my time it was just a massage, then a shower and finish.

Both girls are nice, but I would reccomend Kim, she is one of those girls that will go the extra mile to please, smily and friendly.

[Member #4753]

I see that the AV massage at Kokoro is 2,900 baht. So that includes a massage and FS?

Yes it includes FS and a massage. Each girl has a fixed routine, but you can just go in there are go straight to the sex with very little massage if you want.

[GrapeMan]

Finally got around to trying Doki Doki after reading so much about it on here. Thanks for everyones past reviews!

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My big learning from this experience though that I hope anyone new to nuru's reads. Always book 90 minutes!! I have only done 60 min sessions and I always find myself at the happy end wishing I booked 90 minutes to go for the 2nd shot and also because it is so relaxing.

I didn't even know you could book 60 minute nuru, that would be a rushed job. Anyways I'm not a fan of nuru and soapy much, tried it, I'd rather just have all the sex without the soapy or nuru. Anyways, but yes, less than 90 is a much poorer experience.

[CaliGuy33]

Seriously, kokoro had the best and most consistent reviews I have come across for nuru massages. Only problem is that the girls may not look as good as other places.
but young with good body, they do have it

I see that the AV massage at Kokoro is 2,900 baht. So that includes a massage and FS?

[DimDerp]

Finally got around to trying Doki Doki after reading so much about it on here. Thanks for everyones past reviews!

Only 2 girls available when I messaged to book and Pam seemed the hottest based on the pics. Damn it was busy, was there at 1 pm on a Monday and 3 other mongers waiting plus 2 leaving while I was there and only 1 other girl available.

This was my 3rd time ever at a nuru / soapy and first time at Doki and with Pam. Soapy was very good, she got me very clean first then used her mouth everywhere kissing and sucking every part of my body possible. Really enjoyed the body slides with Pam. Especially when I could feel her lower lips caressing on my body. If you like rimming (not particularly my thing) but I always give it a college try at these places, she really goes the extra mile and gets deeper than I have had before.

Personally I don't find Pam super attractive, maybe a 6. A bit on the chubbier side with the chub not going in all the right places cause her butt is quite flat, but still attractive enough and wouldn't throw her out of bed. Service was a bit more mechanical than I had compared to a previous soapy, but Pam really knows how to make you feel good so can't fault her too much there. Overall had a good time and would go back next time I am in Bangkok but not sure Pam is the one for me.

My big learning from this experience though that I hope anyone new to nuru's reads. Always book 90 minutes!! I have only done 60 min sessions and I always find myself at the happy end wishing I booked 90 minutes to go for the 2nd shot and also because it is so relaxing.

[LookingLooking]

Had my first nuru massage today. Went by Doki Doki massage around 10 am, but all the pretty girls were taken. Decided to take a 10 minute walk to Kokoro Massage where I was given a line up of around 7 girls. I went into Kokoro wanting two girls but I only saw one of my interest. Her name was Nene. She is young, and has lots of tattoos. We went upstairs and she tried to upsell the package for two girls. She talked about it for around 5 minutes about it and I ended up giving in. I went downstairs again and was shown the lineup again. I chose Aileen. She looks like your average Thai girl. We went upstairs in the normal room for a 90 minute nuru massage. They lather you in tons of soap. One girl washes your cock and balls and one of the girls washes your ass real good and deep (not a fan) and then they take you to the bed. I would definitely recommend getting a threesome at least one time. It was my first time and having two girls suck your cock at the same time is one of the best feelings. Having two girls lick both your nipples is pretty awesome too. After sex, you go onto a mat where they lather you in luke warm gel and rub your body for what seemed to be around 15-20 minutes. To be honest, not a real big fan of the nuru massage. I was a bit bored and just wanted to go back on the bed. Nene was really friendly, laughed a lot, and seemed to enjoy the time. Eileen was okay but not really interested, would not recommend. Overall, I loved the experience but wouldn't do it again. The fake Japanese sounds were a little too much and again, don't like a finger up in my ass, but too each their own. I would recommend others to get the AV package, which is cheaper than the Nuru massage by 2000 baht.

Seriously, kokoro had the best and most consistent reviews I have come across for nuru massages. Only problem is that the girls may not look as good as other places.
but young with good body, they do have it

[Rexy1234]

Made some trips past few days to these establishments plus a girl I met on Sukhumvit at midnight. The good news is they were all enjoyable or more so. Kasalong is just around the little alley corner from Lolitas. There were cute enough women outside so I chose one, 29 years old and very attractive with a great smile, well a come on look which worked for me. There was a far younger girl right next to her giving me a very direct look and she was definitely very sexy. But I chose first one to catch my eye. She was super friendly and really good at what she did. 800 baht for 30 minutes and I gave 100 baht tip. I think full service is 1,200 baht not sure the length of time. Girls along Sukhumvit, evening time, between Soi 7 or so up toward soi 19, asking 1,500 baht. I took a girl on first arrival, weaving my way back to my hotel after midnight following some gogo bar fun at Soi Cowboy. She was really nice, older but good looking and cute and sexy and friendly. No rush etc Analisa was again a good experience but I did not choose the girl. It was 2,600 baht for 90 minutes. There are girls pictured on the website and you could ask in advance etc. I opted instead to turn up and say I wanted to try tantric massage and prostrate massage. They yelled out for a girl who was pretty and young. I said I was not interested in full sex. It was extremely pleasurable but I don't think I experienced tantric sex and opted out quickly from the prostrate massage haha. Not my scene it turned out. One girl, looks super sexy in the photos and who I saw walking around at the end (Yummy looking), uses a strap on according to their website, and so feel free to go for it etc. My girl was pretty and young as I said and a tiny bit tubby but she kept me close to ecstasy for 90 minutes which is basically what I asked for so no complaints. NB She does not do full sex or like being touched inside etc or kiss. But we had a great time and she even got to cum rubbing her pussy against my dick. Best to check website carefully as they state clearly who does full sex and so on. Finally, and for me best experience though only 40 minutes, was Seven Heaven. It is a BJ place just off Soi 33 that brags about the fact the girls are younger and prettier. My girl at Analisa was 21 or 22, chubby and pretty and cute. My girl, you choose from photos when you walk in, at Seven Heaven was 26 and super cute. It was 1,300 baht for 40 minutes. You can pay 500 baht extra for the girl to be naked and you then get to touch, do 69 etc. I recommend as the place is nice, the room is nice and the girl's way of rubbing her breasts (she took her top off straight away) and face all over me before giving a superb ball and dick licking followed by gorgeous sucking was top notch. I aim to return, try another girl, pay 500 extra for a naked girl etc. Only thing I would say is that it is so good it would be nice to prolong the whole thing to 60 minutes. Not sure if that is on offer. Finally, though in fact first afternoon after my arrival, I wondered into the erotic massage places off Sukhumvit, soi 22. Just do a google maps on Kiss Massage for example and you get the side street. The girl I liked (really good looking) was in the place just after Kiss Massage. I am sure it depends on the day as loads of girls work there on and off an there are quite a few places further down the alley. NB A few years ago I had an incredible hour in same soi with a 19 year old who could not speak English. She started off very shy, quiet etc with this weird, but nice, feather massage. IE peacock feathers. I even wondered if she would take her clothes off at all etc she was so quiet. But gorgeous!! She moved on to putting ouil all over me and then finally taking her little silk gown off and putting oil on herself etc and rubbing me aall over and and and!! But I digress (except I need to add I still recall her smile, beaming, as I left. Bla bla bla). Anyway, July 2022, I went upstairs with the girl next to Kiss massage,. She was super tall (not a lady boy) and very very attractive. WE showered, did a sapy massage in the tub and the went to the bed etc. All good, great BJ, great kissing, great everything. I got her number on whatsapp and we met again in Bangkok after I spent 10 days in Pattaya and on the road. She came to me on a day off and I gave her 3,000 baht. Probably should have bargained but was keen to see her again and we spent a few hours together. I forget the massage price in soi 22 but was definitely cheaper that Go Go bars (700 baht bar fine and 3,000 short time etc). So, all in all good experiences.

[JBradBerry]

Had my first nuru massage today. Went by Doki Doki massage around 10 am, but all the pretty girls were taken. Decided to take a 10 minute walk to Kokoro Massage where I was given a line up of around 7 girls. I went into Kokoro wanting two girls but I only saw one of my interest. Her name was Nene. She is young, and has lots of tattoos. We went upstairs and she tried to upsell the package for two girls. She talked about it for around 5 minutes about it and I ended up giving in. I went downstairs again and was shown the lineup again. I chose Aileen. She looks like your average Thai girl. We went upstairs in the normal room for a 90 minute nuru massage. They lather you in tons of soap. One girl washes your cock and balls and one of the girls washes your ass real good and deep (not a fan) and then they take you to the bed. I would definitely recommend getting a threesome at least one time. It was my first time and having two girls suck your cock at the same time is one of the best feelings. Having two girls lick both your nipples is pretty awesome too. After sex, you go onto a mat where they lather you in luke warm gel and rub your body for what seemed to be around 15-20 minutes. To be honest, not a real big fan of the nuru massage. I was a bit bored and just wanted to go back on the bed. Nene was really friendly, laughed a lot, and seemed to enjoy the time. Eileen was okay but not really interested, would not recommend. Overall, I loved the experience but wouldn't do it again. The fake Japanese sounds were a little too much and again, don't like a finger up in my ass, but too each their own. I would recommend others to get the AV package, which is cheaper than the Nuru massage by 2000 baht.

[Zam007]

I have to take issue with the statement that Club 102 has become strictly CBJ. It is true that there are more girls pushing for CBJ these days whereas in the past none dared do so. But even then it is very fluid, depending mostly on the girl, and probably also how you deal with her.

I asked the French boss Louis about this recently and he was somewhat shocked, saying that CBJ was not Club 102's policy at all.

Maybe I will have a word with him next time.

The issue with 102 is that they all line up and kinda pressure you to select or go. So you don't have the time to discuss like in some parlours. I have to accept it is what it is, in the end there are places like doki doki where you can get some good time anyways.