Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[GrapeMan]

Did a late afternoon trip to 101 Premier.

Was planning on going to Addict massage actually, as I've always had a good time there, but walked around the long way and ended up passing my 101 and decided I'd check it out first and didn't know really what to expect other than they have lots of girls on the website, which could mean pretty much anything.

Was greatly surprised on what I saw. Probably 15-20 girls in a large, very nice room downstairs. Sat down, was given a menu of prices, and an older man (owner?) sat next to me and told me to choose. Frankly, it was a really really hard choice. Of all of the main massages I've been to, this was hands down the best lineup I've ever seen, and prices were reasonable. I seriously had a touch time choosing, I would have been floored if even half these girls were in any MP I walked into, hell if even a couple were I'd be happy, but it seemed the whole MP was full of top talent. After an internal debate, kinda just gave up and just picked one fairly randomly from the bunch I was liking. Taller, slim, medium skin, medium top.

Ended up choosing the jacuzzi option because I'd never done that specifically, I usually don't like nuru or soapy much, but figured I'd try this. Ended up not liking it and spending pretty much all the time in bed instead. It was just kinda a weird waste to be in a soapy bathtub when I could be doing bed stuff. The room itself though was huge and very nice, and at least a queen sized bed which was so much better than the tiny ones at most MPs, but I'm guessing its that I paid for the jacuzzi room.

The girl was named Toffy, light to medium English. Overall did what was needed, usual MP stuff, but wasn't that spectacular, other than well, she was a very pretty girl, which made up for a whole ton. Not much more to say, standard MP service at a good price with a great looking girl is a good deal.

Would certainly repeat at 101, but would spread it around to some of the other lookers there.

[Allover]

Currently in Phuket, landed in Bangkok on Saturday. I went to Angel Massage on Sunday but few girls working when I arrived so I went to 101 instead.

http://www.101premiermassage.com/en/about/

Picked one of the girls that smiled at me. Her name was Rose, 27, nice fake see cups, she said she had nose done, very beautiful Thai girl. Unfortunately no kissing and BJ with condom. But still, I got washed in tub, nice stroking also.

On bed I laid on front, she gave nice massage B2B. I turned around and got nice handjob with lotion, also titty fuck / rub and good blowjob. She started to ride me at first, she was very tight! I enjoyed the look and suck on her tits while she was riding me. We switched to missionary where she started screaming a little because dick was very big she was cute, had these slim cheeks and was just a tiny little Asian **** one could wish for as a first experience.

We switched back to cowgirl and now I became the active driller. Couldn't hold back anymore. After sex I had rest of the time relaxing massage and nice small talk. Spend 2600 for 2 h premium room and gave 10 tip because I ran out of bhat. I'd rate 7 out of ten but if she would have french kissed or BJ without condom would be an easy 8-9 experience.

Next day I arrived early at Angel Massage http://www.angelbangkok26.com/.

Again picked one of the two girls smiling at me. This didn't work out as great as before since it became a pretty much boring and uninteresting session with a girl called Belle. She also was nice to me and we had pretty much the same action as before described with Rose in 101 but no massage in the end. It was really unmotivated by her so I was just glad I finish and didn't bother just leave. Maybe it was too early, I joined angels at 11 am. 5/10.

Here in Phuket I visited Katherines yesterday and had the best Thai experience so far so stay tuned for incoming report in Phuket thread.

Nice report. WOOO!

[RickFlair]

Currently in Phuket, landed in Bangkok on Saturday. I went to Angel Massage on Sunday but few girls working when I arrived so I went to 101 instead.

http://www.101premiermassage.com/en/about/

Picked one of the girls that smiled at me. Her name was Rose, 27, nice fake see cups, she said she had nose done, very beautiful Thai girl. Unfortunately no kissing and BJ with condom. But still, I got washed in tub, nice stroking also.

On bed I laid on front, she gave nice massage B2B. I turned around and got nice handjob with lotion, also titty fuck / rub and good blowjob. She started to ride me at first, she was very tight! I enjoyed the look and suck on her tits while she was riding me. We switched to missionary where she started screaming a little because dick was very big she was cute, had these slim cheeks and was just a tiny little Asian **** one could wish for as a first experience.

We switched back to cowgirl and now I became the active driller. Couldn't hold back anymore. After sex I had rest of the time relaxing massage and nice small talk. Spend 2600 for 2 h premium room and gave 10€ tip because I ran out of bhat. I'd rate 7 out of ten but if she would have french kissed or BJ without condom would be an easy 8-9 experience.

Next day I arrived early at Angel Massage http://www.angelbangkok26.com/.

Again picked one of the two girls smiling at me. This didn't work out as great as before since it became a pretty much boring and uninteresting session with a girl called Belle. She also was nice to me and we had pretty much the same action as before described with Rose in 101 but no massage in the end. It was really unmotivated by her so I was just glad I finish and didn't bother just leave. Maybe it was too early, I joined angels at 11 am. 5/10.

Here in Phuket I visited Katherines yesterday and had the best Thai experience so far so stay tuned for incoming report in Phuket thread.

[Goatscrot]

She is one of the few ones who has no baby. As I said, some tummy fat has developed since when I saw her last.

Thanks much for the response. Have to check her out.

[Turgid]

Funny story. I literally looked up places to get a legit Thai massage for cheap. Went to a place on the list. A guy comes in the room and starts massaging me. I'm like fuck, but went with it cause I just wanted a massage. Anyway, the dude starts massaging my thighs and stomach / chest and after a few minutes he's like wtf, your dick is asleep. And I'm like no fuck. I don't like men. Eventually he figured it out and ended the massage. I was just pissed cause I didn't get a good massage and wasted my time. Also I think the antibiotics I'm on make me irritable, so I was just extra unhappy. Coincidentally, the massage place was called "Tony's Thai Massage". I should have payed more attention to the name or read more reviews of the place.

Today I'm in seek of a good legit Thai massage in BKK. I haven't found one here. The only good Thai massages I've had in this trip have been in Malaysia. If anyone has a recommendation please holler.

Was that Tony's on Suk 23? I used that massage place often for Thai and foot massages when I was staying at the Citadines. They were cheap and the massages were good. I got guys and dolls for foot massages but always girls for Thai massages.

[FredFubar]

Hey guys,

Need info on a massage parlour where I can have a short session of may be an hour or so! I am doing a family trip to Bangkok for the first time in the month of March! I am not sure but would try to slip out for an hour so I can have a quick release discreetly. I am guessing I would just have one attempt to do this, so want info about a sure shot place. I would be in Bangkok for 3 days. The nearest BTS station to my accommodation is Wongwian Yai. Don't want to waste time venturing far, hence a place closer to this station would be good. Would appreciate pointers from knowledgeable people out here. Massage doesn't matter as much as the real action. Not looking for a hifi place, would be having a moderate budget for this. Awaiting responses.

Thanks.

I don't know the area immediate around Wongwian Yai BTS, but nearby, five or ten minutes taxi drive further west along Phet Kasem (the major highway out of Bangkok in that direction, which connrect to the Wongwian Yai traffic circle) is a big new-ish shopping mall on the left called SeaCon Bangkae (near the Bang Wa BTS). Dump your family off there for a couple hours and sneak across the street. Over the footbridge and almost immediately opposite Seacon, sitting back from the road slightly, is a fishbowl style place called Melrose Plaza, similar to the big Ratchada massage parlors. Haven't been in ages, but I know it's still there and open for business.

[TempStories]

She is one of the few ones who has no baby. As I said, some tummy fat has developed since when I saw her last.

Very enticing report. Thanks much. How's the body? Baby free or lots of damage?

[Sunlover2]

Try Tarntip Massage on Soi 7/1 or Heartland Massage Asoke behind T21. Google is your friend both have websites.

SL.

[GDreams]

Funny story. I literally looked up places to get a legit Thai massage for cheap. Went to a place on the list. A guy comes in the room and starts massaging me. I'm like fuck, but went with it cause I just wanted a massage. Anyway, the dude starts massaging my thighs and stomach / chest and after a few minutes he's like wtf, your dick is asleep. And I'm like no fuck. I don't like men. Eventually he figured it out and ended the massage. I was just pissed cause I didn't get a good massage and wasted my time. Also I think the antibiotics I'm on make me irritable, so I was just extra unhappy. Coincidentally, the massage place was called "Tony's Thai Massage". I should have payed more attention to the name or read more reviews of the place.

Today I'm in seek of a good legit Thai massage in BKK. I haven't found one here. The only good Thai massages I've had in this trip have been in Malaysia. If anyone has a recommendation please holler.

When staying around the Terminal 21 area I walk down Soi 21 past Terminal 21 for about 4-5 min. The first Soi on the left there is a shark fin soup restaurant on the corner and 2 doors down is a massage place on second floor. Price was 180 baht for oil massage. I once was offered extras but generally just get a good massage. All the rates for the various massages are half the price than found in the normal shops. Of course I add a tip unless I get a really bad massage.

[Franciscass]

Today I'm in seek of a good legit Thai massage in BKK. I haven't found one here. The only good Thai massages I've had in this trip have been in Malaysia. If anyone has a recommendation please holler.

Tarntip on soi 7/1 is your best bet. It's clean, facilities are great, prices are reasonable 300/500 Thai / Oil and masseuses are experienced and professional.

[Goatscrot]

She has been my favorite for long. After banging Bao again at Addict, it was time to taste Spy same evening. She had just come from 10 days of holidays, seemed to have gained some weight around tummy. Started by my usual routine of 20 min of BJ in which I was tempted to come in her mouth. But since it was my 5th fuck in less than 48 hours, I knew I will only be able to manager 1 shot. So somehow resisted. Started by banging her pussy for 10-15 min before diving into her ass. After some banging, I came out of her ass to slow down for a while. An amazing thing happened then. I think she was horny after 10 days of no action. She asked me to lie down an my back. Using my toe thumb like a symbian, she inserted her pussy on my toe and stared fucking it in WOT position. This happened for about 10 min before she came. My toe was all wet and I was aroused. Did my usual anal for some more time and finally came in her mouth. Will visit her when I am in Bangkok next. Goodbye till then.

Very enticing report. Thanks much. How's the body? Baby free or lots of damage?

[Jimmy Boy 99]

Funny story. I literally looked up places to get a legit Thai massage for cheap. Went to a place on the list. A guy comes in the room and starts massaging me. I'm like fuck, but went with it cause I just wanted a massage. Anyway, the dude starts massaging my thighs and stomach / chest and after a few minutes he's like wtf, your dick is asleep. And I'm like no fuck. I don't like men. Eventually he figured it out and ended the massage. I was just pissed cause I didn't get a good massage and wasted my time. Also I think the antibiotics I'm on make me irritable, so I was just extra unhappy. Coincidentally, the massage place was called "Tony's Thai Massage". I should have payed more attention to the name or read more reviews of the place.

Today I'm in seek of a good legit Thai massage in BKK. I haven't found one here. The only good Thai massages I've had in this trip have been in Malaysia. If anyone has a recommendation please holler.

If you can't find a legit massage in Bangkok, with the hundreds of shops around, the problem is with you. There are any number of massage shops that charge 200-300 baht for an hour Thai massage and 300-400 baht for a one hour oil massage away from Soi Nana. Just say upfront that you only want a massage, no specials or extras, and they will do so. Try Sweet Massage on Soi 18, which is one of the places I go to.

[WarmStone25]

Funny story. I literally looked up places to get a legit Thai massage for cheap. Went to a place on the list. A guy comes in the room and starts massaging me. I'm like fuck, but went with it cause I just wanted a massage. Anyway, the dude starts massaging my thighs and stomach / chest and after a few minutes he's like wtf, your dick is asleep. And I'm like no fuck. I don't like men. Eventually he figured it out and ended the massage. I was just pissed cause I didn't get a good massage and wasted my time. Also I think the antibiotics I'm on make me irritable, so I was just extra unhappy. Coincidentally, the massage place was called "Tony's Thai Massage". I should have payed more attention to the name or read more reviews of the place.

Today I'm in seek of a good legit Thai massage in BKK. I haven't found one here. The only good Thai massages I've had in this trip have been in Malaysia. If anyone has a recommendation please holler.

You could try Lavana, Sukhumvit 12 Alley. About half way down the soi. If it is busy you may have to book.

[Mjen1970]

April that I banged was not at all fat. She has no baby and decent figure. Boobs were of small-medium size but really suckable. Claims to be 30 yrs but looked around 25 yr.

Same here, Both the Aprils I have taken at SW have had tidy little bodies.

[Derppy]

Funny story. I literally looked up places to get a legit Thai massage for cheap. Went to a place on the list. A guy comes in the room and starts massaging me. I'm like fuck, but went with it cause I just wanted a massage. Anyway, the dude starts massaging my thighs and stomach / chest and after a few minutes he's like wtf, your dick is asleep. And I'm like no fuck. I don't like men. Eventually he figured it out and ended the massage. I was just pissed cause I didn't get a good massage and wasted my time. Also I think the antibiotics I'm on make me irritable, so I was just extra unhappy. Coincidentally, the massage place was called "Tony's Thai Massage". I should have payed more attention to the name or read more reviews of the place.

Today I'm in seek of a good legit Thai massage in BKK. I haven't found one here. The only good Thai massages I've had in this trip have been in Malaysia. If anyone has a recommendation please holler.