Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Franciscass]

In the lower Suk area: Tarntip Massage on 7/1 across from Eden Club. A legit shop on a naughty soi. Good reviews, google it for more info.

SL.

Also my go to for a straight up 500 oil massage with my favorite masseuse Nid.

[Sunlover2]

So are there any good places for under 500?

I don't want sex or HJ.

Many thanks.

In the lower Suk area: Tarntip Massage on 7/1 across from Eden Club. A legit shop on a naughty soi. Good reviews, google it for more info.

SL.

[Supmam]

LOL. Yes she's a one off for me. I heard she offered some tulip style services so I booked her unseen. Yeah a kid did a real number on her tits. But she does have a great figure is super fit and bouncy. But if you can't get over the breasts she is also a one off for you. After the fuller figure girls at tulip, with big tits, I just couldn't go back.

Some girls you never hear about and I guess there is a good reason for that.

Went in to Snow White this afternoon and had a look at the line up. Maybe 12 girls there. I looked them over and asked their names. I was hoping to find Emmy there but no luck. Audi was present and looked nice but I believe she's the on with extreme baby damage so I picked a girl who looked good but I had no info on her. Sunny.

Booked two hours and up we went. Sunny has a great ass and she was showing it off but also hiding her chest. Which was disgusting once the bra came off. Empty sacs like you'the imagine on a hundred year old hag. Harsh to look at.

Unfortunately I couldn't get past her chest and my shower erection went away when we were on the bed. I lost all interest. She tried a variety of blowjobs and handjobs but nothing doing.

She insisted on giving me a massage and waiting for the blood to return. I ended up leaving halfway through the session as there's no point if your member isn't doing his job.

[Samaka3]

As a follow up to Kuratla's post below. I had Sunny last year. I had asked the mamasan for a lady who likes "strong" sex. I used the word a few times. She picked Sunny for me.

Walking up the stairs to the room you can tell that Sunny has a great ass. Got to the room then into the shower. As per Kuratla's, Sunny's tits are non-existent. I'm an ass guy, so I wasn't paying so much attention.

She started with a BBBJ while showering. Tried to DT with my hands on the back of her head. She asked me to stop ("don't like, I take care of you" Continued and let her go one with the BBBJ for a while. Shower finished, went to the bed to wait for her to finish her shower.

Laying on my back she continues with the BBBJ while kneeling between my legs. Naturally put my hand on her head to try for DT again. She stops and says "I take care of you" again. I get the picture. She then spins around to a 69 position, places hands either side of my hips and lifts one of her legs up in the air. Proceeds to start doing push ups and trying to DT at the same time.

I give her points for trying and style, but the DT just wasn't doing it for me. She really didn't like me giving her guidance or holding her head so it just felt mechanical.

After a bit told her to get up and go back to her kneeling position and had her start rimming. This is where she started to shine. Hands on both cheeks, spreading wide going as deep as she could. She then told me roll over, go on my knees and stick my ass up. She went back to rimming and was stroking my cock vertically down. This made up for the poor DT.

After a while got up, condom on then went A+ doggy on her. It was the best position, her great ass and no saggy tits to see. Finished there, had a brief massage then got up to leave.

At this point she asked me what I weigh (wtf? Tell her 80 kg. She then grabs me by the hips and lifts me up in the air. "I 50 kg, squat 100 kg". She tells me that she does muay Thai and goes to the gym everyday.

I guess my request for "strong" some how got translated to gym junkie.

Would I repeat with Sunny? If she was the only girl available, yes. Would take my chances on any other unknown SW lady first though.

[Kuratla]

Some girls you never hear about and I guess there is a good reason for that.

Went in to Snow White this afternoon and had a look at the line up. Maybe 12 girls there. I looked them over and asked their names. I was hoping to find Emmy there but no luck. Audi was present and looked nice but I believe she's the on with extreme baby damage so I picked a girl who looked good but I had no info on her. Sunny.

Booked two hours and up we went. Sunny has a great ass and she was showing it off but also hiding her chest. Which was disgusting once the bra came off. Empty sacs like you'the imagine on a hundred year old hag. Harsh to look at.

Unfortunately I couldn't get past her chest and my shower erection went away when we were on the bed. I lost all interest. She tried a variety of blowjobs and handjobs but nothing doing.

She insisted on giving me a massage and waiting for the blood to return. I ended up leaving halfway through the session as there's no point if your member isn't doing his job.

[CzarNicholas]

I tried lek, never again.

I tried some by nana on soi 4.

And a couple other dives I will have to look up the names.

But no luck, I could get a better massage in the USA.

So I must be going to all the wrong places.

I paid $70 plus $10 tip at lek for hot stone.

I don't like to spend that much.

So are there any good places for under 500?

I don't want sex or HJ.

My only idea was find the spas in the high end hotels, but I was afraid it would be 5000.

Many thanks.

[CzarNicholas]

There's a lek massage there on corner of 24.

I must say it was pretty bad walk up 3 floors of stairs.

Room had window with noise from bts and tuk tuk.

Paid $70 for hot stone which was really bad.

The woman was very old and sweet, I could tell she had zero training.

So I gave a $10 tip.

[Gargano19]

After the much hype visited this place today, reached around at 5, since I did not book in advance only 2 girls were available, picked olive as I like slim girls other girl was more plump, This was my first time trying nuru though earlier visited mitu so I knew these Japanese places don't dissapoint, It worked out as planned and nuru massage in good. Olive is short and petite looks, service was good BBBJ, CIM, DATY all was done though place is pricey like 3500 tbh for 90 minutes it is worth a visit.

Can someone suggest me places like this where you can get more of a GFE than just mechanical pleasure.

GFE sometimes depends on girl and sometimes on the rapport with her.

I once had nuru in either Analisa or Passion (can't remember), and it was a nice GFE from the girl.

One thing helps, if you're not in Bangkok for only few days, meeting the same girl again always gives bettee experience. Because she's more comfortable with you. 80% of time this has worked wonder for me.

[Syzygies]

I picked a girl named Nadia because she had a pretty smile. We had great rapport, and she brought me to a very satisfactory completion. Then afterwards, she offered to clip my toenails! This has never happened to me -ever. Even with regular girlfriends.

Strange,

Offers to do your nails abound in Thailand whether GF, massage lady, bargirls etc. Many many times I knocked them back. I much prefer to cut my own nails, partly because I get it done very fast and I hate girls messing with cuticle, cutting skin off, etc. , don't need filing also. Nail job can be not the most pleasant experience.

Take an ear wax candling at the hair dresser instead. That is more difficult to do yourself. However I also never want the ear cleaning treatment again. Anyone speaking loudly very close to me, became like the thunder clap of a close lightning bolt. I just wasn't used to everyone being that loud at close range. Very distracting in a tight packed office too. My hearing of quiet speakers did not seem to improve, only made loud noises, louder still.

[Mr More]

So I went for it, and scheduled Mook and Nong for 2 hours. 7000 baht / 200+ USD for the session. No need to write an extended review as the services they offer are clear on the website. Everything! I chose two anal available ladies but did not take advantage of that, other than to rim both beauties and finger them while I licked. Pussies were fresh and clean, and felt luscious! I also got a pretty decent massage out of the experience. I asked them to edge me for most of the time as I wanted to only cum once. And I finished with a slow, well performed, prostate massage done by Nong with Mook sucking from below. I tipped extra. These ladies were on-time, discrete, welcome in the hotel (Grande Centre Point Ratchamdari. Staff let them in elevator) No bullshit involved. Thank you ladies.

[LookAtWorld]

Thank you for sharing your experiences, LookAtWorld! It's a relief to know that I'm not crazy and that Nadia was not crazy either.

It is my pleasure to share in this forum and learn from other's experiences. In the similar lines, when I got a cab drop to a legit spa in KL, driver asked why I am paying to get a massage while one can get for free from wife. Well, it took several minutes for him to understand that not all wives would be head-over-heels to give a message. At least, I can say I tried to explain him. LOL.

[Entrop]

Thanks Analogue and OrientalLover!

Analogue, is there any specific masseuse you can recommend in either of the branches?

[Eric Swiss]

I had same question from a regular massage girl while getting a foot massage in KL. When I responded that I did it myself, she felt very sad for me. I already told her that I am married and she just could not digest that my wife allowed me to do pedicure by myself. She is from Myanmar. Similar experience happened in Pattaya as well for me. Apparently, there is an expectation from girl friend / wife that she will do pedicure in few Asian cultures.

Thank you for sharing your experiences, LookAtWorld! It's a relief to know that I'm not crazy and that Nadia was not crazy either.

[Lsade]

Hey all,

What massage parlor has the hottest girls and largest selection? Looking for places near Phrom phong or HuaI KWANg.

[LookAtWorld]

She said: "You no have lady who cuts your toenails?" and she was clearly sad for me that I didn't. She assumed it was the kind of thing a loving girl would do for her man as a matter of course.

I had same question from a regular massage girl while getting a foot massage in KL. When I responded that I did it myself, she felt very sad for me. I already told her that I am married and she just could not digest that my wife allowed me to do pedicure by myself. She is from Myanmar. Similar experience happened in Pattaya as well for me. Apparently, there is an expectation from girl friend / wife that she will do pedicure in few Asian cultures.