Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Dan7373]

RCA Knight:I first started going to Asia 30 years ago as a very young man partaking of the beautiful young women. I've been visiting on and off for 30 years. My view is that Thailand is better now than it was 30 years ago. it does seem to run in cycles. I'll go for a while and have great success and find real jewels, then I'll hit a slump and find a series of bad ones. However, I've had a lot of good experiences recently, so I'm pretty optimistic. My recent experience has been much more positive than yours. You may have just had a run of bad luck or you may have to alter your technique. In general, though, I don't think your pessismism is warranted. Keep looking!Canyon

Perhaps this cycle of finding beautiful young women for a while and then not being able to find them for another while is related to the business cycle in Thailand. When the economy is doing well. And there are plenty of opportunities to get by and make a reasonable living. Then many rural villagers in Thailand choose to stay close to home and close to their families.But when inflation or some other economic problems make life difficult in rural Thailand. Then more young, enterprising women go out in search of economic opportunities to make money for themselves and their families.I've spent some time in rural Thailand. And I was surprised to find that at least some of the women there are not interested in getting higher education and well-paying jobs. Because there are very few such jobs in small farming villages where their families live. And moving away from their extended families permanently in order to get a well-paying job in the city doesn't interest them.They would rather go for temporary stints in the city. Quickly earn substantial amounts of money through sex-work. And then come back to their families in their villages.Sex-work is what allows these women to keep their families together. And they wouldn't have it in any other way.

[Cactus J]

jazzy daddy,there is an option, akane 33 offers a 2 girl,you choose both, 70 or 90 minute with a peep inn room included for slightly more than you paid for the course you got. check their site. you get everything including bbj, rimming, nut swallowing, and i have not had it but i believe fs is available. nic frenchy refers to this possibility in one of his recient posts. this is a much better way to go. i have done both and the peep is far, far superior.cactus j

[NicFrenchy]

2. Try Euro Massage - some pretty girls it seems

Be careful at Euro Massage though.Upside:- Rooms are huge in comparison to other Oilies because they are the same as the hotel rooms, separate Bathroom and Toilet.- Girls are used to Japanese clients and like to see Farangs from time to timeDownside:- Prices are all inclusive (Massage + FS) so you can't decide on the pace of the session.- Massage is 90 mins minimum- Some girls are lazy- Papasan can be a prick, as all is prepaid, you'll never get your money back in case of a bad experience.All in all, I still like the place because I used to have very good times there, but the 2 girls I really liked moved on so I stopped going to Euro. Please try it and do report on it

[M P Lurker]

My experiences in these venues:<b>Sukhumvit Soi 39:</b>Magic House http://www.magicrelax.com in soi Phrom Sri --> <i>don't know (never been to)</i><b>Sukhumvit Soi 33:</b>Nirvana Massage 2 http://www.nirvanabangkok.com/ --> <i>HJ/BJ</i><b>Sukhumvit Soi 22: </b>Cara Massage http://caramassage.com/ --> <i>FS</i><b>Sukhumvit Soi 24: </b>PS Barber (near Orient Massage) --> <i>BBJ/HJ</i>Health House Massage (next to Thonglor 2) --> <i>HJ</i><b>Sukhumvit Soi 24/1: </b>Lanna Orchid Massage --> <i>HJ/BJ (heard that FS sometimes possible but they want 2000Bht)</i>

Well sounds like you have tried nearly everything and its good to get the extra details. I like to get FS and certainly am not interested in HJ as I can do that myself.BTW, the markup language here requires square brackets instead of pointy ones.

[NicFrenchy]

I sense some of you are looking for Fresh Reports: I got it! In fact, this one is so fresh that the scent of the Lady?s pussy hasn?t totally disappeared from my Cortex yet.I went to see my Favorite Tailor shop: Ambassador Tailor on Sukhumvit Soi 19, to get a couple new suits as the ones I have tend to be a little old now. What I like about Ambassador Tailors is that they have all my measurements on file, know exactly what I like and don?t like in a suit & Shirts so all I really have to do when buying new clothes is Choosing the Fabric and Paying for it. I have always been very satisfied with the quality and the one time I had a problem with a suit, they fixed it for free and made me 2 free shirts to compensate for the inconvenience.Ok, now I sense some of you are getting annoyed or impatient, I know you did not log into the Forum to hear me talk about my Tailor so I?ll get to the point: What can a man do on Sukhumvit 19 when he has a couple hours to kill? This is not a Charade or a guessing contest so I?ll tell you what I did: Pay Luxury Massage a Visit.Luxury Massage: http://luxurybkk.jakou.com/I have been there a couple times already and have a lady there that gives me Very good service, the kind of service that ensures I will be her customer for a long time (we; , at least until she keeps providing). As I enter the Hotel (luxury is a Hotel & Massage) the receptionist greets me with a great smile, I smile back and indicate that I am not checking-into the hotel but visiting the massage, she giggles and points me in the right direction.Up the short flight of stairs I see a new Cashier, not the usual girl that already knows me (and that I want to take out for a fun time but she still plays hard to get), I tell her that I know the services already and want to see the Photo Album. As Luxury has the same Owner as Thonglor 1 & 2, there are some girls on the above web site that might not be in the Book but on call (15 to 20 minutes wait until the girl arrives).My girl is marked as busy so I will have to either go elsewhere or try someone else, I am inclined to leave because the last session with Naree was one to put in the "Forget fast" folder of my brain.The Cashier draw my attention towards Miss Dream, she said "new girl, customer say she very good, only here 1 week", I look at her picture and she?s ok looking, besides, I am too lazy to go somewhere else at this point: Dream it is, 400thb, oil massage, 60 minutes.I receive a phone call when she comes to greet me so she quietly escorts me to a Shower room (bummer, I was taking quite a liking to the Jacuzzi rooms) and leaves the room to get some things ready. I hop in the shower and while washing myself (Dream had already setup the Soaps and Listerine) I hear she comes back and am tempted to ask her to join me but I want to see if she will do it by herself. I want to be pampered and her directions, wherever that might lead. When I finish my shower, she is there waiting for me with a towel, she dries me and asks me in Thai "Do you Speak thai? " to which I reply (in thai) "no I cannot". She is very quiet and does not start a conversation, I am tired and do not want to start one either. I understand this is important for Chemistry but I was up all night last night watching Football and really needed a good massage to put me to sleep.I lay on my Stomach and she starts to massage my back & Shoulders, Very nice massage, she actually made me think of Rin at Hana (soi 22) for her ability to give great massages. I did fall asleep because Dream was trying to wake me in order to turn over. Once I turned, I was wide awake and started to talk with her, asked her name (dream), age (28) from Chiang Mai. There she gave me a brief torso massage and asked me if I was only interested in Massage, I asked how long was left on the clock and she replied "20 minutes". I told her it might not be enough time for me to finish and went back to the massage Position. I could feel she was a little disappointed, but she carried on with the massage very professionally. I looked her in the eyes and asked her "What do you want? " she smiled, giggled and said "Everything". I laughed and repeated "Everything? " "yes" was her answer, followed by "1, 500" (I guess that rules out Anal).I told her that I would try Everything but she had to shower and we would extend by 30 minutes, she was really happy and almost ran to the shower.She came back and gave me a nice kiss on the cheek (no French kiss) while caressing my chest.I let her do her thing and before you know it, she was licking my balls and going for a Blowjob. Her blowjob skills were good, she is one of the rare that can proudly take a little more than the tip of a cock in her mouth. She moves up and gives me a Tit job before I flip her over and give her a nice kiss (on the cheek also, no DFK). I spend a long time kissing & licking her neck and ears, I see she is liking it but still no DKF. I lower down my tongue and kiss her whole body, she is shivering as she also masturbates herself slowly until I take over and roll my tongue around her Clit. She is wet and although I am moving my tongue around her labia and Clit, she rubs it fast and hard against my tongue. I let her do her thing and just move my tongue up and down slowly while she rubs her clit against it. Attempting to insert my fingers to massage her Gspot, she pushes my hand away indicating she does not like it. I have inserted a finger only and already I could feel she is tight, this aroused me even more and thankfully she did not take long to come.As she was going to be real tight, I laid down on my back and let her impale me, do it at her pace to ensure it does not hurt. She slipped on the Condom, climbed on top and, as expected, she was tight. Nothing to it really as she was well lubed up by her own juices, took a little time to get in but once she was there she went up and down very aggressively, with power Thrusts. She was in Squat position and I feared for my dick, if she misses and sits on my cock, at the pace she is going it will break in half (and yes, it can happen).She was really into it and as well as going up and down she was rubbing her clit against me for maximum pleasure. We changed a few positions and it was all in all a great fuck but I could not come, actually the worrying thing, for me was that I was going a little limp so she removed the condom and resumed the BBBJ she started earlier. Still could not come. HJ, Titjob, still nothing and with 10 minutes left on the clock I decided to take matters into my own hands (or should I say "Hand"). I asked her to suck on my balls while I was jacking myself off. Pretty lame, I know but the good FS session and BJ she gave were satisfactory enough, besides, I was not going to make her work 3 times as hard as usual because I was too tired to bust my nut in due time.My hand being the world Champion when it comes to making my dick sing, It took all of 3 minutes for me to finish. We went to shower and she made me a few compliments saying I was very cute "Law mak ma" and asked if I had a girlfriend "no" was my answer but I told her I had many "Gigs" and it made her laugh.Dream is not for Everyone, she is tall, has Fake Boobs, some people could be afraid she is a ladyboy (a little like Yok at Tulip). I asked her about being new to the scene and she confessed that she is from Chiang mai, separated from her husband and now has to work in Massage to support her 3 or 4 year old Son. She has only been doing this massage thing for a week so if there are any knights in Shining armor here that would be willing to take her away from all this, be my guest.As far as I am concerned, she was nice but just for her Fake tits I will not repeat with her. Harsh, I know but I am a tit man so it it of Vital importance to me.I handed her the 200 for the extra 30 mn Massage, gave her 1000 and withheld 500 saying "1000 for you and 500 for me" pointing towards my hand (the one that made me come). She smiled and said she needed the money for her Family, I gave her the 500 (that I did not intend to keep anyway), she waied and kissed me, escorted me to the exit door and asked me to come back and see her.600 for the Shop1500 for Dream (she told me her Thai name but you know my memory isn?t good) Tonight I have a date with my hairdresser (who is one of my non regular Gik), she sms?d me because she wanted to see me. I feel I need to save some energy because if it turns out like the Last time (report to come) I am in for a rough night. But hey, I?m not complaining, there are a lot of other guys that are worse off than I am.EDITOR'S NOTE: I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here for more information.

[NicFrenchy]

the second girl arrived and took over with a covered BJ wtf?

They will automatically give you a CBJ unless you, gently and nicely, aske them if they could do it bareback.

Overall I'd say the fact that you can't choose the 2nd girl makes this venue a hit or mis esperience for a 2 girl session...

I disagree. I think this is a good idea that you cannot choose the second girl. Can you imagine if you chose a girl (therefore, forcing her to waste an hour until she joins you for the final 30mn) and another customer wants her? at least they are not taking any business away from the girls and give them a fair chance with almost all customers.Also, Akane Does give you the choice of second girl, but you need to book VIP and then you get both girls for 90mns.

[Jazzy Daddy]

arrived at bkk international from clark via kuala lumpur around 7:50pm, breezed through immigration and customs in record time. we went up to the departure level and found a taxi to nana. arrived dynasty inn at 9pm and check into the room. i was anxious to check out akane on soi 33, as last year i was unable to find it. i took a taxi from soi 4 to soi 33 and walked down the soi looking for the peep inn sign and after a couple of askings along the way, i found it. it was a bit late, around 10pm, so i don't believe the full compliment of girls were available. after the obligatory iced tea and cold wash cloth, i picked the best looking of the bunch. went to the room after i got a beer and waited while the girl undressed me. there has already been alot written about akane here so as the custom is we showered and she washed me completely. after, we went back to the room where the catbath and bbbj started, she gave me a thorough tongue treatment until the second girl arrived and took over with a covered bj wtf? the second girl had stretch marks and was a little too plump for my taste but after i had the 1st girl rimming me while the 2nd was giving me a cbj i popped a good one. overall i'd say the fact that you can't choose the 2nd girl makes this venue a hit or mis esperience for a 2 girl session...

[NicFrenchy]

My view is that Thailand is better now than it was 30 years ago.

I was a toddler 30 years ago so can't argue with that quote, however, I have to say that I am pretty satisfied with the way P4P is today compared to even 3 years ago (when I was a newbie).Also, Regular non P4P girls seem a lot more Daring as several sleep with you on the first date now, marriage plans or not (stories about some already posted and some others to Follow soon).

[Traveler1234]

RCA Knight:I first started going to Asia 30 years ago as a very young man partaking of the beautiful young women. I've been visiting on and off for 30 years. My view is that Thailand is better now than it was 30 years ago. it does seem to run in cycles.

Canyon - I like & agree with your mind-set RCA Knight - I think you suffer from what Canyon and I have: 'old(er) age'. You go with an 18 yr old, he's scores everytime, every girl he gets is awesome (in his definition and world) but you don't feel satisfied...LOL

[Canyon]

RCA Knight:I first started going to Asia 30 years ago as a very young man partaking of the beautiful young women. I've been visiting on and off for 30 years. My view is that Thailand is better now than it was 30 years ago. it does seem to run in cycles. I'll go for a while and have great success and find real jewels, then I'll hit a slump and find a series of bad ones. However, I've had a lot of good experiences recently, so I'm pretty optimistic. My recent experience has been much more positive than yours. You may have just had a run of bad luck or you may have to alter your technique. In general, though, I don't think your pessismism is warranted. Keep looking!Canyon

[Satrai2000]

Well they are venues, but are they any good for mongering?P4P girls? Can we get BJ, FS, or only HJ?I recall reports on Nirvana (I think) but not many mongering reports on the remainder.

My experiences in these venues:<b>Sukhumvit Soi 39:</b>Magic House http://www.magicrelax.com in soi Phrom Sri --> <i>don't know (never been to)</i><b>Sukhumvit Soi 33:</b>Nirvana Massage 2 http://www.nirvanabangkok.com/ --> <i>HJ/BJ</i><b>Sukhumvit Soi 22: </b>Cara Massage http://caramassage.com/ --> <i>FS</i><b>Sukhumvit Soi 24: </b>PS Barber (near Orient Massage) --> <i>BBJ/HJ</i>Health House Massage (next to Thonglor 2) --> <i>HJ</i><b>Sukhumvit Soi 24/1: </b>Lanna Orchid Massage --> <i>HJ/BJ (heard that FS sometimes possible but they want 2000Bht)</i>

[Dan7373]

....Can anyone tell me which of these girls are good, that appealed to me from the photos?:Roma, Kristin, Tip (I can see she has small breasts but its no problem), Nicole, and maybe Cherry (but looks like suspect tits and over weight?)."C" looks O.K. but very ordinary service when I tried her last time.Couldn't find a really good looker that was available. Assuming it was bad luck, I am willing to try again....

I haven't had the pleasure of meeting any of the ladies you've mentioned. But I've checked out their pictures at Angel Massage website. And lady named 'Kristin' looks very interesting to me. The attitude she shows in that picture really stands out from the rest of the girls there.Her pretty smile looks inviting and sincere. And the way she strategically arranged that spectacular cleavage of hers leaves no doubt in any man's mind as to what she is inviting him to do with her.Gorgerous figure, pretty face. And she looks like someone who has a really good attitude in bed with the horny man. I'm very interested to know if she is as good in bed as that picture of hers so obviously suggests.Any reports about her I would greatly appreciate. She is definitely someone I'd like to get acquianted with, intimately that is.

[Pete Long]

after having a miserable night with a japanese chick i picked up at paragon, i was in the mood for a nut release or 3.based on the advice of several reports here, i decided to try angels in the afternoon. the counter girl showed me the book but i wanted to see the girls. they are nothing like in the photobook, but because i had a meeting in 2 hrs, i picked the one that smiled at me most. kitty. she had silicon tits and blonde hair. after the shower, i dispensed with the massage and went straight for 'special'. her bbbj was nothing special but i had a night of frustration pented up so i said forget it, let's just get to sex. she of course had no large condoms, which i sorta expected so i had my own. the funny thing was she slipped it on and then said. you work. and lied on her back with legs open. normally i'd say no way but short for time and horny i didn't mind a bit of work. she apparently came once and was near when i busted a nut. of course the usual 'you good man', 'nice man, because you soft, not hard like others (i assumed she meant i was gentle and not trying to beat the clock. i hope! )'. during all that, i couldn't resist asking how much she paid for her tits. they were silicon and not saline and cost 50, 000. satiated, i asked for the massage which she just oiled me up with no real action. 10 minutes of that crap and i pulled out another condom and just flipped her on her back and worked my way to a 2nd pop, which coincided with 5 minutes left on the clock.kitty is average looking, big chested and not enthusiastic. i give her a 6 overall and did not tip her. i want no gfe or anything, but somehow the chemistry didn't click and she didn't feel like working.after my meeting, i walked past akane chidlom and decided to peek in to see if my fave girl was back from holiday. she was but only had an hour before her appointment. well a s1 fit into it so why not? now my favorite girl has a strict covered bj policy (even after 10 times and pretty generous tips) but she's so good and has great feeling for your moods that i don't care. she's worth every penny. her hands are amazing in the special shower bed and the prostrate polishing with bj is heavenly. sorry i won't divulge her name because she's popular enough as it is.paying sex is great for 2 things. it's on demand and never disappoints.editor's note: i would suggest that the author or another forum member consider posting a link to this report in the reports of distinction thread. please click here for more information.

[NicFrenchy]

After a good idea from Mick, here's how I would rate the Below Places:VG (Very Good)G (good), OKDB (Don't Bother)Sukhumvit Soi 39: Violet Massage DB Rainbow Fashion Massage http://www.rainbowbkk.com/ G Wyymann Massage ? Sukhumvit Soi 33: Alice Massage http://www.raku2.tv/mbdetail_massage.php?id=R010643 DB Jack & Betty Massage http://www.raku2.tv/mbdetail_massage.php?id=R010650 ? 33 Center DB Akane 33 http://www.pink-project.com/akane/e...nglish_top.html VG Teen 1 http://www.geocities.jp/bkkteen/ OK VIP Teen 3 http://www.geocities.jp/bkkteen/ DB Love Teen http://www.love-teen.net/pickup.php G Dream Heaven http://www.dhm33.com/ ? Sukhumvit Soi 33/1: Kocho orchid /Kochoran http://babelfish.altavista.com/babe...m%3fShopID%3d74 DB Sukhumvit Soi 31: Oranges Massage http://orangesbkk.com/ OK Dream Massage http://www.gdiary.com/ShopDetails.cfm?ShopID=376 DB Orchid Massage http://www.paithailand.com/orchidmassage/eng/index.php G Euro Massage (2nd Floor of Euro Grande Hotel) http://euromassage.allabout-thailand.com/ G Sukhumvit Soi 22: Nuan Massage OK Lavender Massage G (but no FS on premises) Kornwan Massage http://www.kornwanmassage.com/ G Hana Massage http://hanamassage.web.fc2.com/index.htm VG (based on RIN only) Aurora Massage http://www.raku2.tv/mbdetail_massage.php?id=R010667 DB MMU 1 http://mmu1massage.com/ DB Sukhumvit Soi 24: Thonglor 2 http://www.thonglormassage.com/ VG Orient Massage http://www.orient-massage.com/ G Lotus Massage DB Pink Massage http://www.gdiary.com/ShopDetails.cfm?ShopID=352 OK Sukhumvit Soi 24/1: Angels http://angelsoi26.kt.fc2.com/english01.html VG Teen 2 http://www.geocities.jp/bkkteen/ G Matsutake http://www.raku2.tv/mbdetail_massage.php?id=R010062 DB Happy Massage DB Rynda Massage ? Menthol Massage DB only HJ or BJ Sukhumvit Soi 26: Paradise Massage http://www.paradisemassageandrelax.com/ DB (Expensive) Thonglor 1 http://www.thonglormassage.com/ G Smile Teen http://babelfish.altavista.com/babe...%3fShopID%3d359 G Sukhumvit Between Soi 26 & 28: Koko Massage DB These are based on MY experiences and I am sure not all will agree.I will continue the Review of other Sukhumvit Oilies Soon (with the same System)EDITOR'S NOTE: I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here for more information.

[NicFrenchy]

Lin is a nice looking girl.

Yep, that's what I thought too, before I saw her in Flesh

Could I really hassle you just a little and ask you to annotate these MPs with something like G (good), VG (Very Good), OK, and DB (Don't Bother)?I know girls vary, but just an idea of what is possible would help.No rating inecessary if never tried the place.

Good Idea, I will do so.