Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[TConor]

Thailand broke new ground to attract tourism money that nobody thought possible just a couple of years ago now that people are buying all forms of smoke-able and edible cannibis from trucks, shops and tables popping up everywhere on the busiest streets and sidewalks at ground zero for Thai tourism.

How about breaking new ground on the sexual play for pay front by adding BBFS, BBFS+CIP and BBBJ+CIM+Swallow explicitly on the menu?

Ok, maybe require a recent (within 2 weeks?) HIV / STD test result document be shown in order to book it similar to the "Cannabis For Medical Reasons" qualifier.

What else could possibly matter and make as big a difference at a so-called and supposedly PSE or GFE sex shop? New curtains and a thicker mattress on the cots?

I know it is like kissing your sister, but man up and weigh the overall risks to the industry and everyone else, at best you'd get the government involved or some NGO starting a union to protect the sex workers and BOOM! Talk about inflation.

[EihTooms]

Straight brothel culture is dying everywhere.

She's going to have to find a unique hook like tulip did / does or face average returns and lean years up against what is now established post pandemic. Online, freelancers, less business travellers, China bordes still tight.

Thailand broke new ground to attract tourism money that nobody thought possible just a couple of years ago now that people are buying all forms of smoke-able and edible cannibis from trucks, shops and tables popping up everywhere on the busiest streets and sidewalks at ground zero for Thai tourism.

How about breaking new ground on the sexual play for pay front by adding BBFS, BBFS+CIP and BBBJ+CIM+Swallow explicitly on the menu?

Ok, maybe require a recent (within 2 weeks?) HIV / STD test result document be shown in order to book it similar to the "Cannabis For Medical Reasons" qualifier.

What else could possibly matter and make as big a difference at a so-called and supposedly PSE or GFE sex shop? New curtains and a thicker mattress on the cots?

[Supmam]

Straight brothel culture is dying everywhere.

She's going to have to find a unique hook like tulip did / does or face average returns and lean years up against what is now established post pandemic. Online, freelancers, less business travellers, China bordes still tight.

The owner of now shuttered Snowwhite is looking for a venue to reopen snowwhite.

She will be scouting for shops around BTS. She said the old location is difficult to get back due to high rent.

Tentatively by year end OR beginning of next year.

She is a bit apprehensive of getting back the business, What do you guys think?

Answer here, I will relay your thoughts to her.

[Lefeu]

Can anyone name a specific provider, or if not at least the best venue for best handjob technique?...

If you ever go to Hong Kong, make sure you visit Macau, one hour by boat. In Macau, they have saunas, where you can spend a couple of hours. They offer a service called "thigh massage". It is an excellent HJ, a bit expensive but well worth it. Before Covid, I used to pay around $200 USD equivalent but I had also FS with a lovely Asian girl, in addition to the thigh massage.

[GuyBrusg1957]

Here's a short story I wrote from my Winter 2018 visit to La Bella. It's a soapy massage or high end brothel in Bangkok. Personally, I didn't find anyone at GoGo Bars or Doki Doki to my liking but I thought this place was great. If you know anything like it or places similar let me know.

I had planned my day out earlier. Work in the morning, take a break, walk around the mall, get lunch then head back to the hotel for a nap. As I woke up the sun was going down. I got up out of my bed in a cold sweat, took a shower, shaved, etc. It was getting a little later than I expected and now dark as I exited the hotel lobby into the next tuk-tuk. The driver with beady eyes looks at directly at me as stood in front of him and got in the back seat. I said the name of the place and as I showed him the address on my iPhone as he just grabbed it out of my hand. Before I could say anything he glanced it, blurted out "10 MINUTES." and shoves me back my phone and we're moving.

As I was dropped off it had rained earlier. I'm standing in front a black asphalt parking lot that is now partially purple reflecting from a bright giant neon sign with the word "la belle" in front of a fancy looking warehouse with no windows. It was empty save for a few cars mostly high end stuff like Lamborghinis or Ferraris. I approached the front door starting to sweat from the humidity while carefully walking around giant puddles. I saw a group of folks whom were security talking amongst themselves in Thai until one turned around as I approached looking directly at me. This was my first time in Bangkok and to this club so I was super polite and a bit anxious - I asked if with may I come inside point to myself. The guards face went from a stoic stare to a warm smile with plainly spoken energetic English "Yes! Yes! Yes! Please come in!"" gesturing me to use the front door with the rest of the guards all realizing the have a guest, smiling, pointing towards the door but noticed they sized me up and down. I had cleaned up for the occasion and this seemed to have made a difference.

As I enter a blast of ice cold air hits me along with a strange corridor with a set of escalators to a second floor that reminds me a nice Asian restaurant but completely empty of customers. In the distance I hear people talking and the hallway opens up to a giant room with dozens of people. A mix of Asian guys, a another group for older Asian guys, a bunch of Australian dudes, a bunch of girls on what seemed to be a stage and different group of tall girls wearing fancy gowns near the bar. As I kept walking, an older women introduced herself, pointed where I should sit and handed me a menu laminated with a bunch of prices. I was completely overwhelmed despite it still being quiet but the vibe was so weird initially with strange classical music in the background. And while some people were talking for whatever reason it seemed there was no yelling allowed and the only real noticeable activity coming from the tall girls at the bar talking amongst themselves.

After sitting down for a few minutes I managed to order a beer to hopefully calm nerves and relax before I made any decisions. The host pointed to the laminate menu where it showed prices of girls with the ones in front cheaper and the talls ones at the bar something like a crazy $10k+ baht. I never got that good of a look at them since they were still so far away and already had my sights set on someone on stage. I spoke to the hostess again, called her over, she came up, smiled shook my hand and with perfect English said we should spend time with each other. I say ok, she grabs my hand and off we go. As we're going upstairs we stop to pay and someone slides a card reader with a nice American express logo. I'm not married and I figure "I might as well earn points for this..." swipe my card and after a few seconds the machine chirps with green light. I declined my receipt.

As we're walking upstairs this reminds me of a cross between a hotel and a doctors office. Maids are running around with towels, supplies, etc. and I see a few other girls and guys with robs talking in the hallways before darting into rooms as I barely notice there's an extremely attractive women holding my hand pulling me down a hallway until we stop and I'm in a room. Like a plain hotel room with a shower, spa, bed and shower. She calmly says she'll get the tub ready and I should freshen up in the shower. I take off my clothes and despite already just taking a shower not even an hour ago do it again. As I finish up the tub is ready, she takes off her robe showing nearly the perfect body of a young women. She grabs my hand once more, without her heels I'm much taller than her but as she guides me in the tub she tells me to sit. I couldn't see it a first but there's this weird chair underneath all the bubbles that perfectly holds my ass so that I'm kind of arched out with crouch just above the water but still comfortable. And as I'm positioning myself a pair off perfect breasts immediately start spilling into my face, as a beautiful smiling asian women is getting into my lap. As I put my hands to her side she grabs them putting one over breast and another over her ass. She's now stroking me, I'm hard, we start making intensely making out with her tongue nearly all the way down my throat. A few moments later we slow down, she backs up, kneels into the tub and start sucking then swallowing my whole cock. At first I'm not even that excited until I realize this feels freaking unreal, I cannot help it seeing and feeling what she's doing until I nearly scream "Whoa.. sloww fuckk down WAIT I AM GOING TO..." but instead keeps going faster as I completely erupt inside of her mouth. I'm freaking seeing stars as she's barely containing it and ends up spitting it out to the side. She looks at me again, looks at my cock, grabs it and tells me I'm still hard with a smirk. She grabs a condom, puts it on and the next thing you completely hard inside her which feels amazing as we start making out again as she rides me until I explode again. We get out of of the tub, we chat and take a break for a minute as she's putting down a inflatable plastic mat only to give me a nuru massage and somehow I managed cum again while just having her small body all over me.

As we go downstairs we get to the bar. I can see the tall high ends girls notice us walking in and start giggling. I turn to my girl who's name I've completely forgot and I suggest we should hang out again. She says with a smile that "All service is the same." to which I reply bullshit! But alas, I give her a hug and we part ways. The lobby door opens but this time there aren't any security guards. It's now just me back in the hot humid Bangkok air.

[TConor]

The owner of now shuttered Snowwhite is looking for a venue to reopen snowwhite.

She will be scouting for shops around BTS. She said the old location is difficult to get back due to high rent.

Tentatively by year end OR beginning of next year.

She is a bit apprehensive of getting back the business, What do you guys think?

Answer here, I will relay your thoughts to her.

I will be watching for a good report and successful opening.

[Samaka3]

The owner of now shuttered Snowwhite is looking for a venue to reopen snowwhite.

She will be scouting for shops around BTS. She said the old location is difficult to get back due to high rent.

Tentatively by year end OR beginning of next year.

She is a bit apprehensive of getting back the business, What do you guys think?

Answer here, I will relay your thoughts to her.

I certainly hope this is true. Unless board members can advise me of others, Tulip is the only place left that you will get guaranteed PSE, A+, anything you want service for a set price. Snow White used to offer almost exactly the same. None of this surcharge crap like at Mango.

[AssLover945]

The owner of now shuttered Snowwhite is looking for a venue to reopen snowwhite.

She will be scouting for shops around BTS. She said the old location is difficult to get back due to high rent.

Tentatively by year end OR beginning of next year.

She is a bit apprehensive of getting back the business, What do you guys think?

Answer here, I will relay your thoughts to her.

[Ray42]

Can anyone name a specific provider, or if not at least the best venue for best handjob technique? I'm only looking HJ, and the kind that involves real expertise. I've been to a nuru place here (Kokoro), great experience but its all about the full service and handjob is mechanical.

One time at Rabbit Hall in Prague this girl did all these tricks for the handjob. Different positions. Adjusted to my preferences without me saying a word. Used many variations of strokes I've never seen before. It was an art. I'm looking for something like this.

[LordofTravelin]

Hey,

I wanted to add a report because I RTFF and there was great info here! Thank you and here's my contribution.

I went to 7th heaven right as it opened on Saturday. I decided to get a session if the girls look good. Oddly enough, I looked at the site a couple weeks before and already decided on Pim. I totally forgot about that and weird enough, I picked her without knowing that was who I wanted weeks before. She doesn't have blue hair like on the website. I think it was dirty blonde. I can't remember exactly, lights were dimmed. A great blow job. My first time at a BJ bar. I came within 10 minutes or so. She offered a second shot for free (ymmv) but I decline because I was meeting an escort that night.

Second time.

I went again probably 30 minutes after it opened on a Sunday. I walked in after two punters and they were immediately escorted to the back. I was left with 3 girls. Orange, Fah, and bright (forgot her name exactly) and I decided to go for 2 girls. Bright was a spinner, smallish tits (which I love) and fah was a bit curvy and nice natural boobs too. Ok so they washed me up. I laid down for the whole session, on my back, afterwards they both started sucking my nipples. Fah stayed up too while bright made her way down. She gave a pretty good BBBJ. I had them switch, and they both wiped me down again with wipes and Fah started. Bright began to suck my chest again. After awhile I asked to switch again and bright was suggest both of them go down on me. They both wiped me down again. It wasn't like anything I imagined it to be. Fay was sucking on my balls while bright was blowing me. I was like, okay this isn't so bad. After awhile bright's BJ skills felt repetitive and I just grabbed her head (lightly) and face fucked her till I came in her mouth. She took it like a champ and right before she let go of my dick, her tongue gave my head a nice little swirl. I'll never forget that feeling. I recommend bright. Fah was okay, nothing that really stuck out.

I would definitely go back and do Pim and bright again.

[GrapeMan]

This might be a silly question from a newbie to the Thailand scene, but as I read more reviews, the terms for girls being A+/ PSE girls pop up often but the definitions seem varied.

Where I'm from (USA), PSE typically means BBFS. But it seems most massage places don't offer BBFS. And are there that many girls offering (and that many gents interested in) anal, or is that a clever way of saying something else. Like what they do in Japan to mean FS?

Any insights is greatly appreciated.

BBFS is a separate category than everything else. Leave that in one bucket, and nearly everything else in another. PSE, is the girl gives a shit and gets wild in bed. PSE means you're getting a girl who is going to wear herself out, open to most stuff and be a rockstar in bed-- she's putting on a show and getting you off. Its all too common for non-PSE girls to just phone in performances, but PSE isn't just not "phoning it in", they go way above and beyond. A+ is usually part of PSE experience, you don't have to do it, but its usually part of it, that is a girl doing PSE will most of the time also do A+. You may have to ask for it, or sometimes you might not and she tells you to do it. Depends on you and the girl. But for any PSE place, if you want A+ just ask before you take a girl to make sure she'll do it-- again most will, but if you want it, say so.

Two girl PSE can vary, most will do lesbian, just ask. A lot of places and girls are quite comfortable lesbian 3-way, and have girls that work with each other a lot. Its obviously a common ask by patrons, they know what's up, it aint the first time they've heard it. If you're at a PSE place, you should expect lesbian in a threeway, but again, ask and make sure. A general way to do it, is choose one girl, ask her who she wants to do lesbian threesome with, and she'll grab a friend. And yes, you also can generally do A+ to them. Make sure to say you want lesbian.

You can always ask mammasan to choose girls that will do exactly what you want too.

[HorseTrader]

Where I'm from (USA), PSE typically means BBFS. But it seems most massage places don't offer BBFS.

Every time I see "PSE" I think of Ricardo Montalban pitching the "rich Corinthian leather" of Chrysler automobiles. Corinthian leather is just advertising that implies luxury, it isn't a type of leather. PSE is the same, it is nothing more an advertising acronym that suggests really great and wild sex that goes on and on and on.

[EihTooms]

This might be a silly question from a newbie to the Thailand scene, but as I read more reviews, the terms for girls being A+/ PSE girls pop up often but the definitions seem varied.

Where I'm from (USA), PSE typically means BBFS. But it seems most massage places don't offer BBFS. And are there that many girls offering (and that many gents interested in) anal, or is that a clever way of saying something else. Like what they do in Japan to mean FS?

Any insights is greatly appreciated.

I am old enough to remember when Girl Friend Experience (GFE) meant BBFSCIP in the USA, particularly when it was related to what were then advertised "Sex Tours" to destinations like Thailand, the Philippines, etc.

I don't recall the term Porn Sex / Star Experience (PSE) being mentioned at all in those days.

My experience with both of those terms being bandied about on menus, online or by customers in Thailand is neither of them mean anything at all except what the girl decides they mean in the room.

If the menu or online profile says "BBBJ" and the girl insists on you wearing a condom before her lips come within spitting distance of your cock, you've got standing to balk and demand a refund or to pay her way less than agreed upon.

But if the menu or profile shouts GFE! PSE! With nothing more specific than that added, she is ultimately the only one who decides what that means and good luck proving her wrong.

It all depends on how shitty the sex was as tolerated by her boyfriends and how lame the porn she has seen was I suppose.

[ChoduMadan]

Try Khunbee, she is really inending to give all possible services.

My hotel will be close to the Bamboo shop massage, end of the week -I will be in BKK.

Any suggestion on ladies? Please, in any case next week you will have my report.

[ChoduMadan]

PSE means Porn Star Experience, means the girl will provide similar activities in the style you see in porn movies, with similar movements and moans and acts, and A+ means she will allow anal sex.

This might be a silly question from a newbie to the Thailand scene, but as I read more reviews, the terms for girls being A+/ PSE girls pop up often but the definitions seem varied.

Where I'm from (USA), PSE typically means BBFS. But it seems most massage places don't offer BBFS. And are there that many girls offering (and that many gents interested in) anal, or is that a clever way of saying something else. Like what they do in Japan to mean FS?

Any insights is greatly appreciated.