Thread: Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!
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04-12-23 17:40 #19991
Posts: 9Originally Posted by HorseTrader [View Original Post]
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04-12-23 14:04 #19990
Posts: 9Wonder clarifications
Originally Posted by BananaBoi [View Original Post]
I truly understand the scepticism at my posts about Wonder, especially from the veteran members here. Being a new member here and just posting about Wonder surely adds to whether or not it's the real deal. So full disclosure that I have some shares in Wonder and I thought I would just give a heads up on what is on offer at this MP. The proprietor and manager of the MP has extensive contacts with the ladies you see on the website. Some of the photos may look photoshopped which certainly some are. I had planned to take their photos on premise, just that I have not had the chance to fly to Bangkok the past few months.
This is the Google Maps link to the MP Wonder Massage:
https://maps.app.goo.gl/HVxSj32pVzDwR9gf8?g_st=ic
I can honestly say that a large majority of the customers have good things to say about the ladies and their services. I hope anyone from this forum can check it out and do give me some feedback. As a Bangkok and MP lover, I thought I could have a MP that reflects the ladies and services (like the glory hole table and massage stools and chairs) that I personally enjoy.
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04-12-23 09:58 #19989
Posts: 6HIGH END Bangkok Massage Parlors
Before reaching Pattaya I'm going to spend a 3 days in BKK. Among the stuff I'd like to try out, I was considering a visit to HIGH END / VIP massage Parlor such as Black Caviar, Maria, La Belle and so on. Reading through this forum and other international communities I tried to find some updated reviews and discussion about these places but without any luck. Neither I was able to find anything on Google.
Do you guys have by any chance updated information regarding these places? Are them worth the money? If you have to pick just one among them, where would you go?
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04-12-23 01:55 #19988
Posts: 4665Originally Posted by BananaBoi [View Original Post]
I can bet you a dollar to a doughnut that if you show up there and look through the pictures, they will either not be there, or they will be busy, sick, not working today.
These pictures are heavily photoshopped, I wouldn't be surprised that in the event where the girl is there and available, she will show up with an extra 30 pounds and 15 years.
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04-11-23 23:20 #19987
Posts: 1697Originally Posted by BananaBoi [View Original Post]
If you dig through the website you will find the address of 6/12 Sukumwit 16, Khlong Toei, Bangkok 10110. Google maps takes you to a residential condo area, so you can't just drop in and check out the offerings.
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04-11-23 22:40 #19986
Posts: 6325Originally Posted by Sawadee88 [View Original Post]
Do the rest of you believe all these girls work in one of those small MP's near T21? I've seen the odd cute girl at one of those places over the years but not like this.
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04-11-23 17:29 #19985
Posts: 926Originally Posted by NicFrenchy [View Original Post]
I've met Miki and Jasmin there (though I took 2 hours) and they were both service oriented and offered 2 shots.
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04-11-23 16:12 #19984
Posts: 63Originally Posted by NicFrenchy [View Original Post]
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04-11-23 07:34 #19983
Posts: 4665Originally Posted by Ravein2 [View Original Post]
I see they charge 2 K for 40 mn, 2. 3 K for 60 and 2. 5 K for 90, do you know if there's a limit on SOG?
I'd gladly give this place a try but they need to offer at least 2 SOG for 90 mn.
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04-10-23 20:22 #19982
Posts: 63Happy to be back in Bangkok
So I finally returned to Bangkok, after a 3 year absence. I only had a few days this time, so I did not cover much ground hobby-wise. Ended up in Happy-bkk in Soi 26 (across from where Snow White used to be), and had three 90-minute sessions with Chompoo.
http://www.happy-bkk.com/bwg_gallery/chompoo/
She's a cute late twenties-thing, with a friendly disposition. All three sessions followed the standard routine, with nice shared shower, followed by acrobatics on the bed (more than enough for my vanilla preferences) and a relaxing massage. She seemed very intent on providing a good service, in all phases of the session. I therefore did not see the need to try any of her colleagues, even if there are several good looking girls there, choosing instead to see Chompoo 3 days in a row. 2500/90 minutes.
A good thing about this shop is their website, with (what seemed to be) a daily updated list of which girls were working. Saw a couple of the other girls there and recognized them from the website-pictures. Did all bookings via Whatsapp, with quick responses.
Popped into the merged Cherry / Snow White-shop one day (located in the same Soi as Cherry's old digs, but on the other side), where the line up was distinctly average. Apple had a nice enough smile and body, so went for an hour with her. Girl was friendly and service oriented, so I left a relatively satisfied man. Unfortunately her English was maybe even worse than my Thai, but google translate helped us. 1900/ hour.
So it was good to be back in Bangkok, whish I had more days to hunt. Hope to return soon, but those darn high airfares are making it difficult.
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04-10-23 18:08 #19981
Posts: 882Phetchaburi Road
Don't read too much nowadays on MP action on Phetchaburi Road? Any who have wondered there lately and have recommendations / suggestions on MP patronized by locals / visitors? Thanks.
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04-10-23 11:17 #19980
Posts: 4665Originally Posted by Lager [View Original Post]
1. you should have asked for a lineup. Always do it because not only can you see the girls in the flesh (in the light of day, as the saying goes) but you can also see their body language and facial reactions. Some girls just are tired, hungry, don't want to fck that day and will negatively impact their performance.
If she looks away, at her feet, isn't smiling at you = Pass.
Taking the one that looks into your eyes, smiles will increase your chances of having a good session exponentially.
2. It is Never too late.
You pick her from the catalog and she isn't what you thought? = Say so and change.
You both go to the room and she isn't performing? Go downstairs and talk to the mamasan.
This is not you and your girlfriend. This is a financial transaction between 2 persons via a glorified "H House" (if we can say that).
You pay for a service, you should receive that service. Especially one as expensive as this.
Let me ask you, if you go to a restaurant and ask for a steak & Fries but they serve you chicken and carrots, would you not say so?
These girls don't give a damn about you and every other customer, they things over with as quickly as possible and with the least amount of effort. If they see you as a pushover, they will try. Don't let them.
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04-09-23 19:58 #19979
Posts: 9Glory Hole Table at Wonder Massage
Originally Posted by Abigbulge [View Original Post]
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04-09-23 11:49 #19978
Posts: 10Superstitious
It's interesting how bad luck, or bad experiences tend to group together. I had two poor choices for breakfast and lunch, and felt slightly cheated out of a few hundred baht thanks to a scammy tourist restaurant. An invisible dent to the wallet, but made me negative for the prospect of the day.
I had decided in the morning that I would go to an MP. But now I had two negative experiences already. It really felt like I was due for a third. I felt like my day was now "jinxed", and had a moment of foresight that I probably shouldn't go through with seeing a girl. Still, it's hard to say no to yourself when you've already decided to monger. Made many mistakes this way, and seems I will continue to.
Anyway. I go to the massage parlor (PICASSO), and am presented with pictures. Now there's a certain type of girl I always avoid. And that is the short girl with surgery.
Short girls with surgery! These girls, I find, give consistently the worst experiences. One more trait. A hoarse throat, which I don't mind in the abstract, but which also seems to correspond to trashiness and a bad performances.
Well, I did not look well enough at the pictures and body measurements, because out comes a short girl with surgery. More, she has a hoarse throat! A real 'syzygy' of ill portent. I wonder if I will make it through with a decent experience? There are actually two syzygies now, the trinity of Working-girl attributes that always correspond with bad attitudes / service, and the not-yet-formed trinity of bad events for the day. Ah! If I had seen a lineup I might have been able to spot her and evade her! But it's too late now.
I do have odds on my side. I was feeling more "on" than usual, which helps make mediocre experiences feel happier than they would be.
Well, we go to the BBBJ. Her mouth makes contact for a total of maybe 10 seconds, before she gestures for the condom. (As expected!) But, as I said, I am feeling "on" and healthy, so I try to make the best of it. As expected, she can't really take dick (short girl with surgery + hoarse throat predicted this), but at least she does not outright stiff-leg me from penetration. Which I am afraid I've experienced from her predecessors. Happily I continue. The jarringly fake moans begin. Of course, I had anticipated this as well. Her predecessors of the short-surgery-hoarse trinity had trained me to expect this. The moans don't correspond to anything I'm doing, and don't fit the mood and flow of the encounter.
Still, it wasn't all bad. At least she did not outright complain when I changed position (my expectations were low). And my good health for the day made a mediocre and stiff experience enjoyable, as I also sensed it would. It was still a passable encounter (a see- to the+ grade) up until the end, when I pull out to finish on her back. At that point she pulls away, ruining my orgasm, and then accuses me of not using a condom. She could easily see everything that was happening, we were in front of a mirror, and it was obvious that was false.
But I should have known, even the mediocre experience was going too well. All the signs I saw till then was hinting at a bad experience. A set of 3 bad events for a bad day. And I couldn't just be let go with a merely mediocre third event. Yes, the signs have no grounding in logic, but the signs somehow fulfill their prophecy!
With annoyance she rushes me outside. Now I am confronted by the mamasan, who accuses me of trying to do anal, of taking off the condom, of going over time. Of course I have no interest in anal these days, and I never pull off the condom except to finish. This is just the uncharitable worldview of a short girl with surgery and hoarse throat.
Like something trips in my head, I immediately become filled with rage. Though looking back, it didn't end as badly as it could have. I have been fined in the past by the japanese shops for going over time. It's not my fault that they don't use an alarm or phone call to indicate time is almost up. This is the standard and logical way of guaranteeing promptness. And even actual japanese shops in Japan will do this. SO in a way, I was fortunate not to be fined?
But in another way, it was as if I wasted 2000+ baht. I didn't walk out of there with a good mood or confidence boost. I left feeling disgusted. I don't know why I feel so disgusted. The accusations, the stupidity, the blindness to her own bad service. The (low mediocre) sex is not worth these hateful interactions to me anymore. It's one of those experiences that devalues the hobbying for me. Furthermore I was still backed up from a ruined orgasm, so even the physical purpose of the purchase was unaccomplished.
Anyways. I apologize for a negative report. Hopefully it was a little entertaining to those who bothered to read the way though. Bad experiences is a good motivator to post.
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04-09-23 07:20 #19977
Posts: 9Wonder Massage near Asok BTS
There is a new MP close to Terminal 21 on Sukumvit and just 150 m walk from the Asok BTS. Place has been newly renovated, very clean and there is a good selection of ladies there. They also have goodies like glory hole massage tables, doctor's chair and massage stools. So far the place has gotten only 5 star Google reviews. You can check out what they have at www.wonderbangkok.com.
Their VIP Services and ladies photos are password protected but I am allowed to post it here anyway. It's 'extrasuper'.