Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[ThugDada]

Went to Manggo Massage for the 1st time last week.

This is the worst sexprience in BKK of mine.

Ask the mamasan, do anyone do anal. Only a few. And one good looking girl named "D".

No blowjob, only CBJ.

No kiss.

But massage is OK.

Not going back there anymore. LOL.

[NopoProwler]

I guess you are talking "Bangkok Lollitas".

I would comment that ass fucking is not something many girls are naturally suited too if they do not practice often. I took a girl in Bongkot yesterday. She was enthusiastic but her pussy was experiencing some recent wear and tear and therefore wasn't totally comfortable during sex. She decided to have me try her ass instead so she tried to stretch it with her fingers and lube first while she was doing blowjob and I played with pussy. She decided to mount my pole in cowgirl position in the ass. She had to go very very slowly, just going in 1 cm at a time. In the end she managed to get the cock in just 2 or 3 inches. It was still good and hard, but she just could not relax / expand the ass to allow cock to go any further. She really wondered how some Thai girls are being fucked in the ass for 1 hour or more. How does a fat cock go in there? Some girls ass holes are just too tight. I am sure when they shit, it does not need to expand that much.

She then gave up and decided to have me do doggy in pussy which was going fine as I was slow and gentle. During doggy, I put a finger in her ass, and I could really feel how tight it was. Trying to get the thumb (thicker) in there was far more difficult, and that is still far smaller than a cock cross section area.

In my experience, women who have given birth to a baby are more prone to liking anal sex than women who haven't. I also believe their first experiences with it influence a lot. You cannot just stick it in if the girl isn't at least used assfucking. If they don't like a finger up the butt, just don't go for it.

As per your porn comment, I also enjoy the art type of porn. Super sluts just bore me or maybe even intimidate me a little.

Nopo.

[Syzygies]

I happened to be listening to Howard Stern on SiriusXM satellite radio the other day interviewing female comedian, Whitney Cummings. She has a ton of opinions about sexuality; hers, his, society's, the state of affairs today and all that. Her theory is that American (Western) men are suddenly obsessed with getting women to perform anal sex because (paraphrasing a bit) it returns them to a position of power over women that easily accessible ordinary intercourse and oral sex no longer provides in this era of women's empowerment and heightened sexual expectations. Of course, that would also play into what men are searching out to watch in porn as well. But her theory would have it the other way around than your theory; her's being that men are searching out and popularizing anal sex porn rather than anal sex porn triggering a desire to do it in men.

Ha Ha! Porn is looking for all types of extreme stuff, including having the girls drink the [CodeWord140] of a guy or another girl. Did this start because was so popularly practiced firstly? I doubt it. Did Bukkake porn start because those one girl with lots of guys was so common? No. However anything to degrade and subjugate the women as far as possible. Then there are the bondage type stuff where girls are helpless to resist any sick whims of the punisher. It goes on and on with anal as just the tip of the iceberg of what can get girls to actually do. Cum swapping? Another really sick behavior. Why do guys like to see girls do that? It's just looking for the most ugly degrading stuff. There are probably lots of other extreme stuff in porn that I am hardly aware of. I never saw the girl and beast type stuff fortunately. Haven't even really be interested enough to see how a ladyboy gets her rocks off. However I just assume that the male gets all the fun, and the ladyboy just has to provide the service.

Maybe I am the sick one, liking art type of porn (stunning naked girl bodies), or at least I must be way off normal.

What about double penetration (or triple)? Is that really so exciting for any of the parties involved. Is normal practice driving the porn or is porn driving the male fantasies. I am convinced the later. Porn is a brainwasher just like religion. There are lots of things would hardly occur to guys to want if they did not see it in the porn.

I must be crazy, but I like to do things I think the girl could enjoy somewhat too. Once she is clearly not enjoying, my hard on can go away quickly. Others are just "I pay my money, she has to do what ever sick thing I want". Sex should be fun for both parties, ideally, even if we are paying for it.

[EihTooms]

I have met very few girls that actually claim to like ass fucking. Maybe its 1 in a hundred. Very few girls are offering me ass fucking. If they really liked it and long duration and deep, I am sure I would get lots of offers. For most non P4 P Thai girls, they would not even dream of attempting ass fucking, in my experience. I have heard of exceptions of course.

I really believe guys get severly influenced by extreme porn into wanting extreme things. Otherwise its boring?

I happened to be listening to Howard Stern on SiriusXM satellite radio the other day interviewing female comedian, Whitney Cummings. She has a ton of opinions about sexuality; hers, his, society's, the state of affairs today and all that. Her theory is that American/Western men are currently obsessed with getting women to accept anal sex because (paraphrasing a bit) it returns them to a position of power and domination over women that easily accessible ordinary intercourse and oral sex no longer provides in this era of women's empowerment and heightened sexual expectations. Of course, that would also play into what men are searching out to watch in porn as well. Consequently, I imagine her theory would have it the other way around from your theory; her's being that men are searching out and popularizing anal sex porn because they want to see it, fantasize about it and, ultimately, experience it rather than their viewing of anal sex porn triggering an otherwise unrecognized desire in them to do it.

[Syzygies]

I wanted to check out Snow White website to see ladies not commonly actually in the line up (booked out).

This website has been hijacked by a pest extermination company:

http://snowwhitemassage.com/

This one sort of works but no ladies shown.

http://snowwhitesoi26.com/ladies.html

I am told the famous Belle is now much slimmer than she used to be in the old web site pics, and I should try her, if a booking can be had. Easily the top girl, right?
I am sure I have never met / seen her despite visiting SW quite a number of times. Probably have to book sight unseen to get a chance.

Another disturbing piece of news was that almost all SW girls have nose jobs these days. So I am thinking, no wonder they all typically look like aliens to me. Have to find one with a pretty good nose job not too obvious I guess.

The other night I was also disturbed by the increasing number of girls at Crazy House bar with nose jobs. Far more than the tit jobs, but still well short of Bacarra. Even Bacarra like hairstyles creeping in (just look like bad wigs for me). Its everywhere, its everywhere. Thailand mongering is gradually being destroyed by bad nose jobs for me. Will the rot ever stop?

[Syzygies]

Before coming to London last month, I had a session with Yok in mango which was rather a let down altho I liked her effort but her body just was a turn down except her tits so I decided to just have a go in since I had only 2 days left in BKK, but outside the women as usual just looked like the dregs of the barrel but I was tired and with time running out In BKkI went inside and took a beer and just asked the cashier for a tall lady. I can't remember her name but she was quite tall and quite fat with a biggish face, we went upstairs for bluishness and the BJ was OK but just total mundane so I decided to say ID give her 1000 and want to fuck her which she agreed to but said don't take to long which I knew meant this was going to be just as boring which it was. Now I know this forum is about oil massages and not BJ bars but I would say mentioning star of light in patpong is since when you go in the small toilet room with the ladies and start playing with their pussy for a small extra tip the few times I was there a couple of years back I had a really good pse experience fuck with them including coming wherever I liked.

After this I hoped my last day in BKK would be exciting maybe finding some of the thrill I remembered years ago when I had tried tulip quite a few times but this was not to be, I went into Bangkok. As I had read good reviews on here, I had a few ladies names in mind when I entered. But none were available apart from 3 ladies 2 of whom wouldn't of even interested me had I been drunk as a skunk but 1 looked OK not that amazing but tall and tanned so I chose her, only once I got to the room did I realize it was June who ID read good reviews about from snow white but wouldn't of chosen since she had been gone a long time with a rich elderly western sponsor and was now back working for some reason, I don't particularly feel like paying a service provider who is getting given thousands of dollars a month but then still chooses to work, it is much more fun finding a young newbie who actually needs the money, but it was to late so I went along with it, I found her to be cheerful and chatty as per the reviews on here and she told me she was 36 which I would of guessed I really don't understand why posters on here think these ladies look much younger than their age? And once she stripped off it was a let down for me totally altho her body was slim her breasts just looked saggy and I had no hunger to suck on them then I saw her pussy and again altho nothing wrong wit it, I just wasn't excited it was very small and plain looking just a boring slit pussy, so now by this stage feeling let down again I just lay down to go with the flow, she gave an OK BJ but couldn't go very deep and then gave a good licking of my asshole which went on for a good 5 minutes and I'm sure more would of been available for those who like that.

Then it was on with a condom which was to tight again for me, so I should of followed advice of others to take your own brand with you, she was quite tight but it was boring so I thought I would do her ass and leave. Problem was my cock was just going soft without much sexual interest and the Durex condom and her ass was really tight which I was surprised at so she had to finger herself first with 1 then 2 fingers to get it open enough that I could get in there. Once I was inside I couldn't feel much since it was so tight and the condom was to small I think without the Durex taking away my feeling I would of probably got quite hard and enjoyed her ass but it wasn't to be and she seemed to twist in funny positions so I had to keep bending my knees to be at the right height to pump her ass and because I couldn't get fully hard or feel much with the condom it took about an hour until I could finally pop, by this stage my legs were shaking and I just made a hasty exit to get home.

I guess you are talking "Bangkok Lollitas".

I would comment that ass fucking is not something many girls are naturally suited too if they do not practice often. I took a girl in Bongkot yesterday. She was enthusiastic but her pussy was experiencing some recent wear and tear and therefore wasn't totally comfortable during sex. She decided to have me try her ass instead so she tried to stretch it with her fingers and lube first while she was doing blowjob and I played with pussy. She decided to mount my pole in cowgirl position in the ass. She had to go very very slowly, just going in 1 cm at a time. In the end she managed to get the cock in just 2 or 3 inches. It was still good and hard, but she just could not relax / expand the ass to allow cock to go any further. She really wondered how some Thai girls are being fucked in the ass for 1 hour or more. How does a fat cock go in there? Some girls ass holes are just too tight. I am sure when they shit, it does not need to expand that much.

She then gave up and decided to have me do doggy in pussy which was going fine as I was slow and gentle. During doggy, I put a finger in her ass, and I could really feel how tight it was. Trying to get the thumb (thicker) in there was far more difficult, and that is still far smaller than a cock cross section area.

In the end we have to realise that there are girls ass fucking every day that have stretched it out greatly to be able to take cock easily, and there are other girls not used to it, who cannot stretch to big enough easily. Indeed some girls have reported some tearing of asshole either from a big cock or even from taking a shit to hard and too big. I remember that and asshole is designed to close tightly and only open a certain amount briefly.

I believe guys that are mentally conditioned to need an asshole cannot expect that with regular Thai girls, but only girls that specialise in it, and even some of them struggle. I remember my very last session with the famous Dao, she struggled to do it as well, and her body was getting too old. I realised she would be not for me any longer whether ass fucking or not.

I have met very few girls that actually claim to like ass fucking. Maybe its 1 in a hundred. Very few girls are offering me ass fucking. If they really liked it and long duration and deep, I am sure I would get lots of offers. For most non P4 P Thai girls, they would not even dream of attempting ass fucking, in my experience. I have heard of exceptions of course.

I really believe guys get severly influenced by extreme porn into wanting extreme things. Otherwise its boring?

[Syzygies]

Try the foreign women around Soi 5 plenty of fat uglies with big tits.

If you want an MP ID suggest the cheap places around Pechaburi like harem if its still there, used to go years ago and bargain them down to around the 1000 baht mark when it was quiet probably more like 1500 now and there were some dirty chubby sluts around those places, I remember one who bled all over me and then after I came wanted screwed again, I don't know if she was on the rag or just got over done that day but it was near harem also you might find some offering up both holes there. Since its a fish bowl you can just check out the ladies and select the ones with the biggest tits.

https://goo.gl/maps/Qn31QDibeMM2

Harem / Halem is still there according to Google Maps in Petchburi Soi 41. Should be called Harem but originally they were not too good at spelling in English (sign on the top is therefore spelled wrong). Massage, Karaoke, etc. I have visited this place many years ago, but never took a girl. Too fat or ugly for me and line up was small. I have also been in Oscar / Vilunda / Angara nearby but never entered Embassy in Soi 39. Soapies on Ratchada and Rama 9 were better quality and bigger line ups.

On Petchburi, have La Belle and Bangkok Cosy used to be good value till it closed. Otherwise Avita and Meree might be worth a look a bit further on. Mainly suited to Thai customers.

[LoveHole69]

Try the foreign women around Soi 5 plenty of fat uglies with big tits.

If you want an MP ID suggest the cheap places around Pechaburi like harem if its still there, used to go years ago and bargain them down to around the 1000 baht mark when it was quiet probably more like 1500 now and there were some dirty chubby sluts around those places, I remember one who bled all over me and then after I came wanted screwed again, I don't know if she was on the rag or just got over done that day but it was near harem also you might find some offering up both holes there. Since its a fish bowl you can just check out the ladies and select the ones with the biggest tits.

[JenSona23]

Addict seems good base on the report on this forum might consider it as one of my place to visit. Has anyone been to Snow white lately?

[Mackin]

Stopped in for first time. Lots of ladies in their outfits. In my opinion a good selection. I picked may, 3 months there. If I understood her correctly they do one small training session. She wanted CBJ but I told her no and she complied. Later went back to to CBJ. Very nice body, small but great figure with great titties. She got on top and things went better than I thought they would. She is friendly with good attitude and smile. Willing to listen about what men like in my opinion. I might have been first western guy. She said one Chinese guy pushed her when in the room and he wanted 2 shots and she said they only do one. Now she dislikes Chinese so if I was one I wouldn't expect any form good service. Said most customers are Japanese. Didn't say anything bad about them, but didn't act over impressed either. Treat her well and as she learns with guys help she could be a big winner. I had no problem with her. Would repeat, especially to see how she has improved.

[LoveHole69]

Before coming to London last month, I had a session with Yok in mango which was rather a let down altho I liked her effort but her body just was a turn down except her tits so I decided to just have a go in [CodeWord900] since I had only 2 days left in BKK, but outside the women as usual just looked like the dregs of the barrel but I was tired and with time running out In BKkI went inside and took a beer and just asked the cashier for a tall lady. I can't remember her name but she was quite tall and quite fat with a biggish face, we went upstairs for bluishness and the BJ was OK but just total mundane so I decided to say ID give her 1000 and want to fuck her which she agreed to but said don't take to long which I knew meant this was going to be just as boring which it was. Now I know this forum is about oil massages and not BJ bars but I would say mentioning star of light in patpong is since when you go in the small toilet room with the ladies and start playing with their pussy for a small extra tip the few times I was there a couple of years back I had a really good pse experience fuck with them including coming wherever I liked.

After this I hoped my last day in BKK would be exciting maybe finding some of the thrill I remembered years ago when I had tried tulip quite a few times but this was not to be, I went into Bangkok. As I had read good reviews on here, I had a few ladies names in mind when I entered. But none were available apart from 3 ladies 2 of whom wouldn't of even interested me had I been drunk as a skunk but 1 looked OK not that amazing but tall and tanned so I chose her, only once I got to the room did I realize it was June who ID read good reviews about from snow white but wouldn't of chosen since she had been gone a long time with a rich elderly western sponsor and was now back working for some reason, I don't particularly feel like paying a service provider who is getting given thousands of dollars a month but then still chooses to work, it is much more fun finding a young newbie who actually needs the money, but it was to late so I went along with it, I found her to be cheerful and chatty as per the reviews on here and she told me she was 36 which I would of guessed I really don't understand why posters on here think these ladies look much younger than their age? And once she stripped off it was a let down for me totally altho her body was slim her breasts just looked saggy and I had no hunger to suck on them then I saw her pussy and again altho nothing wrong wit it, I just wasn't excited it was very small and plain looking just a boring slit pussy, so now by this stage feeling let down again I just lay down to go with the flow, she gave an OK BJ but couldn't go very deep and then gave a good licking of my asshole which went on for a good 5 minutes and I'm sure more would of been available for those who like that.

Then it was on with a condom which was to tight again for me, so I should of followed advice of others to take your own brand with you, she was quite tight but it was boring so I thought I would do her ass and leave. Problem was my cock was just going soft without much sexual interest and the Durex condom and her ass was really tight which I was surprised at so she had to finger herself first with 1 then 2 fingers to get it open enough that I could get in there. Once I was inside I couldn't feel much since it was so tight and the condom was to small I think without the Durex taking away my feeling I would of probably got quite hard and enjoyed her ass but it wasn't to be and she seemed to twist in funny positions so I had to keep bending my knees to be at the right height to pump her ass and because I couldn't get fully hard or feel much with the condom it took about an hour until I could finally pop, by this stage my legs were shaking and I just made a hasty exit to get home.

[Dan7373]

In Thailand? Really?

Ladies with giant boobs exist in Thailand, but they are extremely rare and hard to find.

Some years ago I've read a scientific study about the size of women's breasts around the world. And this study found that Black African women had bigger breasts on average than any other women, including white women.

Of course, not many women are truly average. You can find some white women and even some Thai women who have bigger breasts than some African women. But in terms of sheer numbers and the average, Black African women have bigger breasts than any other women.

Africa isn't the only place where you can find women of Black African heritage. There are plenty of such women in USA, in the Caribbean Islands, and in Brazil too. But of course, sub-Saharan Africa has by far the most such women.

[Some American]

Which is the best MP for mega boobs in the Sukhumvit area? Any recommendations appreciated.

In Thailand? Really?

[D Cups]

Which is the best MP for mega boobs in the Sukhumvit area? Any recommendations appreciated.

[Goatscrot]

The original Bo, pre-boob job and of course Cat!

I visited Mango for the first time during their first week and took Bo. Nestle told her to really show me a good time. And man, did she ever. One of the best oily sessions I ever had. When Mango and SW first opened, Tulip was still going strong and we oily dudes had some fantastic choices.