Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[GrapeMan]

This nuru stuff is a waste of time in my mind. It entails too much housework, chores and faffing about with the gel, mixing with warm water, preparing the air mattress and messing about in the wet room before and after the nuru session.

I'm generally on the same boat here. Its overdone and generally a waste of time. Its OK on the rare occasion but not much more, its just not worth the effort for not much excitement.

[Franciscass]

It is inevitable that their will some time wastage as girls are required not to leave the room in chaotic state. This could be the case in non Nuru rooms as well, e. G. Clean up suds in the bath, fill a bath. At least an air mattress is ready to go basically, assuming pumped up already. I would keep the bodyslide and skip a bath perhaps to save time preferring a shower. I don't know if Doki Doki has bath time, just guessing based on other shops.

I don't think the housekeeping to clean up after a Nuru should be that excessive. I have never experienced a major time wastage from any Nuru shop that comes to mind right now, mind you I would always book 90 minutes preferably 2 hours if intending to do Nuru etc.

If Nuru bodyslide does not do anything for you, then pointless, however I like it, and well done, does turn me on a lot. I used to take it at Chrome bar sometimes. I am prepared to pay extra if girls really pretty and hot enough to be worth it. It is a balance between girl quality and cost for me, however I have no tendency to go towards cheap and ugly.

Absolutely no reason the clean up should take place during the session irrespective of how long it takes and not just because it eats into the allotted time but it can be a mood killer unless that is watching a naked young lady doing housework naked turns you on which ummm now that I think of it.

[Franciscass]

I would keep the bodyslide and skip a bath

Alas no bath at the the. Its a hose down clean up.

[Syzygies]

This nuru stuff is a waste of time in my mind. It entails too much housework, chores and faffing about with the gel, mixing with warm water, preparing the air mattress and messing about in the wet room before and after the nuru session.

It is inevitable that their will some time wastage as girls are required not to leave the room in chaotic state. This could be the case in non Nuru rooms as well, e. G. Clean up suds in the bath, fill a bath. At least an air mattress is ready to go basically, assuming pumped up already. I would keep the bodyslide and skip a bath perhaps to save time preferring a shower. I don't know if Doki Doki has bath time, just guessing based on other shops.

I don't think the housekeeping to clean up after a Nuru should be that excessive. I have never experienced a major time wastage from any Nuru shop that comes to mind right now, mind you I would always book 90 minutes preferably 2 hours if intending to do Nuru etc.

If Nuru bodyslide does not do anything for you, then pointless, however I like it, and well done, does turn me on a lot. I used to take it at Chrome bar sometimes. I am prepared to pay extra if girls really pretty and hot enough to be worth it. It is a balance between girl quality and cost for me, however I have no tendency to go towards cheap and ugly.

[Franciscass]

she continued with her household chores, washing the air mattress and tidying up. WTF, me lying on the bed watching her doing the housework. Reminded me of marriage.

Good housekeeping nonsense in the middle of a P4P session. WTF indeed. With you also on the nuru gel segment of the service. I now go for option without it and yes pricing compared to other mainstream oilies is on the high side but for me anyway its worth a mix and match every now and again visit particularly if Alice is available.

[Ed Setra]

Okey Dokey, to Doki on Soi 31 to see what all the fuss is about. I hadn't had a nuru style slippy slidey session for a long time and there were good reports and recommendations.

Nice foyer and friendly receptionist who showed me some pictures on a tablet of what the session would entail. Probably lifted from a porn site rather than actual in-house action.

Asked for Alice, but she did not start for another couple of hours. Receptionist was pushing Helen with pictures (headless and clothed) on the tablet. Looked good and was tempted. Remembering mixed reports here I opted for Hana, a new girl here with experience in Japanese bars. 3,500 for 90 minutes paid up front.

Up to the room which was modern and quite large by comparison with other massage joints in town. Large wet room type shower section with double sized air mattress propped up against the wall. Proper sized large double bed in the other part of the room. Clean and neat, the room looked newly decorated. Still quite new I guess.

Hana is more girl next door than model, but friendly and keen to have her first session with a Farang cock. A bit too much on the Japanese style subservient fawning approach, but I go with the flow and she massages my ego quite well with compliments and the usual guff.

This nuru stuff is a waste of time in my mind. It entails too much housework, chores and faffing about with the gel, mixing with warm water, preparing the air mattress and messing about in the wet room before and after the nuru session.

After a shower and good scrub it was onto the mattress face down for dowsing with gel and the nuru 'massage' starts. Mostly rubbing her breasts on my back, legs and ass. But some nice feelings as she concentrated on the ass for a while. Flip and more slip sliding continues for a few minutes. Ho-hum, not really erotic, but a nice titty fuck for a while. I cut the nuru bit short and wanted to move to the bed. Showered together to remove the gel from our bodies. I dried off and she continued with her household chores, washing the air mattress and tidying up. WTF, me lying on the bed watching her doing the housework. Reminded me of marriage.

Anyway, the session improved after this and we got down to the important business on the bed. Quite skilled IMHO.

Nice place, way overpriced (for another few hundred Baht I could, and did, get two sessions of one hour in Tulip or Snow White). But I wanted to see for myself.

[Leinez]

Has anyone been to Hana massage on Soi 22 lately? Is Khun Rin still working?

[Mjen1970]

That's quite a change and will for sure see a decline in their business. Nong has been at her new shop Cupid, so anyone that is by there might want to ask her about the change at SW.

Very strange. I am a huge fan of Snow White but if there is no Anal then IMHO there is no point in going there. I'll have to check this out at Snow and Cupid when I am over in a couple of weeks.

[Goatscrot]

A friend of mine went there yesterday and he had the same bad news, so he moved to Tulip for a good one hour of old school PSE.

That's quite a change and will for sure see a decline in their business. Nong has been at her new shop Cupid, so anyone that is by there might want to ask her about the change at SW.

[Christian G]

Went to SW and they said no more A level. Anyone know what's going on? Anyone know what's going on with Emmy?

A friend of mine went there yesterday and he had the same bad news, so he moved to Tulip for a good one hour of old school PSE.

[Syzygies]

Emmy has a serious eye infection.

Questionable if she will be back this year.

I guess COF maybe off the menu. Sorry bad joke.

[Franciscass]

The only thing I did not like were the fake moans could have made the experience better.

As this place while not exclusively so is Japanese focused a la soap land style and because these guys seem to enjoy fake moaning some girls include it in their repertoire. I find it funny especially with new young girls when it is so badly done. I have on occasion actually started laughing so much I have to stop what's happening. They should check out Meg Ryan in sleepless in Seattle for some coaching. I agree though it can be a turn off at times.

[Apple777]

Emmy has a serious eye infection.

Questionable if she will be back this year.

Thanks mate. Mammasan said she may be back after the new year. Hope she is OK. She is a gem.

[J A Karl]

Went to SW and they said no more A level. Anyone know what's going on? Anyone know what's going on with Emmy?

Emmy has a serious eye infection.

Questionable if she will be back this year.

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