Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Chacal60]

I have a few of the shops from 31/33 as well as 22 updating their Line with news of limited reopening. Most are asking for a days notice so they can call in the girls.

Oddly enough, in the earliest days of Analisa it was much the same. They had so few girls trained in prostate massage that you had more luck making an appointment rather than just rolling up and asking for a lineup.

Most of the shops are open now. Ofcourse as long as they're not officially supposed to open, there is risk. Som haven is also open. Some shops of soi 31 & 33 are also open. But I haven't went anywhere except Analisa as of now.

[AlexJino]

I'm told by the owner of one PSE shop that they will be open on 1 June.

I'll be going there for purely health-oriented services.

Of course, have sex is healthy.

[Gargano19]

From the Bangkok Post:

'Health-oriented massage parlours can reopen for two hours of service at a time. Sex massage parlours, steam and herbal saunas remain closed. '.

Any better options than Analisa? Obviously we have to be careful what we say so we don't get the places into trouble but there's no harm in dropping hints. How are the Seven Dwarfs?

Most of the shops are open now. Ofcourse as long as they're not officially supposed to open, there is risk. Som haven is also open. Some shops of soi 31 & 33 are also open. But I haven't went anywhere except Analisa as of now.

[Whoreman]

Ignore that Bangkok Post article. This from The Nation seems to be the true state of play:

'7. Massage houses are allowed to open but they must refrain from opening sauna and steam rooms while prohibiting the touching or massaging of customers' faces. '.

[Whoreman]

I'm told by the owner of one PSE shop that they will be open on 1 June.

I'll be going there for purely health-oriented services.

[Whoreman]

From the Bangkok Post:

'Health-oriented massage parlours can reopen for two hours of service at a time. Sex massage parlours, steam and herbal saunas remain closed. '.

Any better options than Analisa? Obviously we have to be careful what we say so we don't get the places into trouble but there's no harm in dropping hints. How are the Seven Dwarfs?

[Gargano19]

Just tried analisa shop. I was little worried about going at first, but went there anyway. They are supposedly closed but if you call them, they will let you in. They have few girls inside, but you can contact them in advance and choose a girl which is in Bangkok. She will come to the shop.

I chose this girl (out of 5 in lineup), not my type, but still pretty enough to fuck. Now I don't go to massage shops for GFE or fucking great looking girls. For that I have Disco and gogos, and now Tinder. I go to shops to get a good slow oily massage. I used to go there 2-3 times a month, but it's been 2 months I guess I have been to a shop. Now this girls was on a bigger side, big natural boobs tho. 6 based on figure, 7 because on cute face. Maybe I am being generous. Sex and massage was like usual, lazy to write about it.

[AssLover945]

Does anyone know a place or a freelancer that has MILFs for massage and happy ending (and maybe more)? I'm getting bored of the Kapoo girls who are just there for a quick HJ / BJ /69. I've already tried messaging ladies on TF but can get mostly freebies from there (which is nice sometimes but I currently just want to pay for a massage and release). WeChat seems to be empty these days.

MILF I mean 40+.

Any recommendations welcome!

Tulip is filled with MILFs, and you get PSE. But because of covid you have to wait.

[Daddy989]

Since I like the rest of you. Am surely bored out of my mind right now I decided that I would finally make an account here and post after hovering for a year or so.

I made the plunge and had my first experience a couple of months ago in Bangkok.

Had read good things about Dream Heaven. I reached out and scheduled a 90 minute nuru session with Mint. It was the best decision of my trip. The shower was a fun and playful. Lots of teasing and laughing. The massage was fine, relaxing if nothing else.

After bringing me to full attention with a combination of her hands and big soft tits, she rolled the cover on and rode me. The loud Thai moans is something I definitely could get used to. Flipped her on her back and drilled her mish to finish. Love seeing those tits shake.

She immediately cleaned me off and with no hesitation went back at it with a BBBJ. It was a struggle to get full attention quickly, and then I last pretty long even once upright. She didn't slow down though. Swallowed every drop once done as well.

Loved it so much I went back again the next day.

[Amnesia]

Does anyone know a place or a freelancer that has MILFs for massage and happy ending (and maybe more)? I'm getting bored of the Kapoo girls who are just there for a quick HJ / BJ /69. I've already tried messaging ladies on TF but can get mostly freebies from there (which is nice sometimes but I currently just want to pay for a massage and release). WeChat seems to be empty these days.

MILF I mean 40+.

Any recommendations welcome!

[GrapeMan]

Hi GrapeMan.

Can you tell me these places that are FS? Like your top 5-10 in Bangkok and Pattaya if you've ever been.

Also what do I look for doing a search online?

Check this forum! You can also just search online for various stuff about getting sex in thailand. There are a hundred of these shops and lots are really concentrated together.

Not inclusive list, but a brief few for Bangkok. These are sometimes referred to by veterans on the board as "oillies" (to distinguish them from some soapy massage places, and such). Take this as a good list but not as a "this is all that exists", just a short list. Many others will put ones on they like. There's a lot of shops!

Porn Star Experience (PSE) Shops: Tulip, Snow White.

Honorable Mentions: Eden Club (its kinda its own thing, its a two-girl PSE), and Cherry (not really a full PSE experience place, but you can get it there if you ask with the right ladies, its on Sukhumvit 24/1 alley, its a short street with like 7-10 shops).

Note: Tulip does not have a website, it doesn't need one, its the go-to PSE standard. It has its own forum here.

"Regular" ones: Addict Massage, Mango Massage, Bamboo massage, Boss Massage, Club 102, Premiere 101, Doki Doki, Kiss Massage, Honey bee Massage.

You'll quickly notice too. Most of these shops are pretty near each other.

For a different thing, my favorite BJ place is Wood Bar (formerly Dr. BJ's) on Soi 7/1

For a first timer, I'd recommend something like Addict Massage or Mango, or just go directly to Tulip or Snow White for the full PSE. The PSE shops tend to have girls that aren't quite the lookers of some other spots, but make up for it with the amazing experience. Then places like Cherry, that has good girls, but you need to ask for the ones to do PSE. Addict has good girls too, not crazy hot, but always had good service. Club 102 has hotties, but is more expensive, and service is shit. Doki Doki has become popular the last 2 years but I haven't tried it.

Just to clear, while they say these are massage parlors--thats in name only, sorta like in Amsterdam a weed store is a "coffeeshop", in Thailand a sex place is a "massage parlor". Make no mistake, they don't and you don't, these are brothels. They line up the girls for you, you choose your girl, and then sex.

If you want a girl to do something special or anything, A+, whatever, just ask before you pick her. They've heard it all. If you want to do something to her in the room, just ask, they've heard it all. Generally, there's no upcharge for anything, if the girl does it, its just part of what she offers. However, that said, one of the things that makes the PSE stand out is that these girls are in porn mode from minute 1 and go full out.

[Sinofaguo]

Seems MPs closure is extended to may 31st minimum.

[Crocodilexp]

Massage and FS with a 14 day interlude to make sure we both stay healthy. I get my needs taken care of and she covers her bills.

How do you think that helps? You trust each other to both be in strict quarantine for 14 days, and you pay her enough not to have a similar arrangement with any other customer?

[Gargano19]

Thailand job losses may hit 10 million if COVID-19 outbreak drags on.

https://www.channelnewsasia.com/news...-loss-12637822

So some people's perspective may change based on their lack of revenues & debts needed to be reimbursed.

That and foreign investments from other asian countries which will be much lower.

Not sure about this, but many will sell their cars on second hand market.

[Sinofaguo]

Most of thai friends who have properties, condos, real state, are in no hurry to rent it or sell it. They all own it, they're just going to wait for things to get better, whenever that be.

Thailand job losses may hit 10 million if COVID-19 outbreak drags on.

https://www.channelnewsasia.com/news...-loss-12637822

So some people's perspective may change based on their lack of revenues & debts needed to be reimbursed.

That and foreign investments from other asian countries which will be much lower.