Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[LoneWolff]

Lucky you.

Too bad they close at 10 pm. I assumed they will be open late like the other places around and went a bit too late. So couldn't check Mitu on my to do list. Hopefully during my next visit.

The timings are listed on their website as well as G Maps but being in the hyper excited state totally missed it.

Mitu.

I was in Bangkok in November and decided to go back to Mitu, Sukhumvit 33, Soi 4. I had had a good time there on my previous visit. I choose a girl called Yuki, a 5 star girl. I liked the level of attention given which made me feel valued as a customer. Massage was good followed by DATY, good BBBJ and sex was good as well.

Later in the week I returned for more. This time I choose Cookie, a 4 star girl. Service was as with Yuki. Yuki cost 3900 and Cookie cost 3300. Some may say this is too much, but I am no cheap Charlie and I do not mind paying for what is a very personal service, especially if I enjoy myself.

[Eric Swiss]

A while back, I went to Analisa during daytime. Their new location near Nana BTS is very convenient. I wandered up their cul-de-sac by accident once on my way to Kasalong, and made a mental note to return at later date, which I did.

I picked up 4-hand one-hour prostate massage (their specialty). I asked to see the line-up, selected Natalie and Hanna. I asked if they worked together and they said yes. They were pretty decent looking, Hanna being younger.

It was a good decision. If you're only going for a massage, 4 hands is better than 2. When I have full service, I don't want to divide my attention between 2 girls, and changing condoms every time I shift from one to the other is a pain in the neck, so I only get one. But for a passive massage it is definitely a nice luxury to have 2 girls.

Natalie was more senior so she kind of took charge, telling Hanna what to do to me and where and when and how. They asked me if I wanted them to undress, but that was extra cost, and if I wanted that kind of experience I'd go to a dedicated full-service shop, so I said no. They were probably not skinny enough for my taste anyway, so nothing lost.

They worked well together indeed. It was the usual Analisa routine, but more pleasant and stimulating than with one girl. Satisfactory completion was achieved in the end. Afterwards Natalie herself was pretty much spent and she kind of faded while Hanna took the relay and gave me a nice massage, so it was good to have two girls, at any point in the session there's one who is high-energy.

Would I recommend? Only if you feel like a PM on that particular day (pretty rare for me), and only if you don't mind spending extra for the second girl. But if so, Natalie and Hanna are a talented pairing.

[WarmStone25]

Mitu.

I was in Bangkok in November and decided to go back to Mitu, Sukhumvit 33, Soi 4. I had had a good time there on my previous visit. I choose a girl called Yuki, a 5 star girl. I liked the level of attention given which made me feel valued as a customer. Massage was good followed by DATY, good BBBJ and sex was good as well.

Later in the week I returned for more. This time I choose Cookie, a 4 star girl. Service was as with Yuki. Yuki cost 3900 and Cookie cost 3300. Some may say this is too much, but I am no cheap Charlie and I do not mind paying for what is a very personal service, especially if I enjoy myself.

[Phazze93]

I think you need to give the ladies some credit for making it a better experience for you.

People usually learn from their experience and become good at what they do, when they do it a lot. And that's how it is with many Thai P4P ladies.

These ladies know how to relax a guy and make him feel comfortable with them. And it's not just about them knowing how to act with a guy. I can say from my own experience of doing many ladies, that after a while, I started liking a much wider range of looks in ladies, than I did before. The same probably happens with ladies who have sex with many different guys.

I think having sex with many guys changes how these ladies feel about guys. They probably become a lot less choosy than normal in the kind of guys they like and enjoy being with. Which means that your Thai lady probably isn't acting with you, when she shows some liking for you. She just has learned to like guys like you, and she is being sincere with you. And that's why it works so well with you.

Oh no doubt credit to the girls for knowing what they're doing. Definitely not going to dispute their credit for making it a good experience.

To be honest, I haven't always had trouble lasting. So it could be just a combination of many good things. IE: super relaxed / no stress from work, nice weather & NO EXPECTATION of commitment.

I work like 15 hours everyday back home & having to then "game" western / westernized girls with ridiculous expectations is exhausting.

Huh?? You call the girls low grade, and then turn around and say you meant no offense. Very funny!

Having said that, I used to like Poseidon many years ago as they presented good value, I. E. Price vs service level / girls looks. But these past few years, I have been visiting mostly the Lord, as the other places have gone up in price and the quality has gone down.

Well I mean there are unattractive girls OUTSIDE of soapies. I'm not hating on unattractive girls.

But they're a business that SELLS looks & physique. I'm simply judging their supposed offering. Nothing against the girls. But they're not there to show off their IQ first & foremost.

[Lefeu]

...Their girls were just low grade. No offense to the girls obviously...

Huh?? You call the girls low grade, and then turn around and say you meant no offense. Very funny!

Having said that, I used to like Poseidon many years ago as they presented good value, I. E. Price vs service level / girls looks. But these past few years, I have been visiting mostly the Lord, as the other places have gone up in price and the quality has gone down.

[ParkVille]

I just visited Poseidon & Emmanuelle and still wound up back at The Lord.
Poseidon. What a joke. Their girls were just low grade. No offense to the girls obviously. Their 3rd floor "models" Hell naw.
Emmanuelle. Overall quality of girls was better than Poseidon but still a bit too old for my taste.
I am going to post my 2nd review of The Lord later. Once I recover from getting my soul pulled out from the tip of my cock haha.

I used to live walking distance to Poseidon 2 years ago. This is exactly how I remember it from 2015, a joke (But in 2013 it was actually alright). I would only go there to see 1 girl a few times since she gave really good service (not a looker but not bad looking). And yes their third floor of models looks like a retirement home for washed up hookers LOL.

Emmanuelle can be pretty bad sometimes, like walk in and there is nothing I would want to pay for. I noticed it has groups of 4 mongers (saw 2 groups of 4, 8 total) come in and just snatch all the decent and even semi-decent ones up and it leaves their floor with no talent at all. Have to be lucky and get there early. I go there often because a regular of mine (who visits my condo for free in exchange for me visiting her work each time) is there that I book so I am familiar with what their floor looks like. It's pretty bleak most times, but sometimes their walk-in talent is ok.

The thing about most soapies is that the real talent / lookers are not sitting on the sofas / sidelines / fishbowl, but in the rooms or already booked and sitting in the managers area waiting for their booking.

[ParkVille]

They were at opposite ends of the spectrum. I liked Nataree too, for their young Northern Thai girls and for the most part the simple straight forward Thai boy / Thai girl sex they provided. But in terms of service and opulence, the Lord was/is vastly superior and Lord girls were/are generally a few years older, more refined in appearance, and much more raunchy in bed thanks to their being much better trained and managed as sexual providers. Nataree was a pussy meat market. The Lord is a palace. LOL.

Nataree has been closed for a couple of years now. I occasionally miss the joint. The Lord is my favorite soapy in BKK.

Ha this makes me miss nataree. It really was different than the other places (probably because it was illegal in that most of the girls there were illegal workers from myanmar / Laos / Cambodia).

[ParkVille]

Good report Phazze93. I like the Lord too. It is my favorite soapy in BKK.

When you elect to pay with credit card you have the option of being charged in local currency or dollars. ALWAYS SELECT THE LOCAL CURRENCY. THE EXCHANGE RATE IS THEN CALCULATED BY THE CURRENT INTER-BANK RATE AND IS THEREFORE EXTREMLY GOOD. Be sure to use a credit card that does not charge an FX transaction fee.

I read another BM's comments about the loss of privacy concerning the use of credit cards. I hope this does not start a 2 week discussion on the subject, but I always use credit cards in soapies, oilies, saunas, G-Clubs, nightclubs, and even in Go Go's when I run up a significant tab. I am not married, I am self employed, and I am not planning on running for Congress, so the government can kiss my ass. I will spend my money anyway I want. Besides, there is no real privacy in the modern age. Privacy is an illusion.

I once used my credit card at cupidity (the soapy that is more or less a rip-off joint that taxi drivers like to take people too). What was strange was that they never charged me, but I paid in baht too (1500 baht). A few months later, credit card # was stolen and 1000 left my bank account (refunded by my bank, but still a hastle).

[Dan7373]

....Not sure what's happened to me but perhaps this trip to Thailand has gotten rid of my problem of finishing too early HAHA. Have fucked like a champ w/ cum on command ability.
Finished with about 20 min to spare, cleaned up and headed out....

I think you need to give the ladies some credit for making it a better experience for you.

People usually learn from their experience and become good at what they do, when they do it a lot. And that's how it is with many Thai P4P ladies.

These ladies know how to relax a guy and make him feel comfortable with them. And it's not just about them knowing how to act with a guy. I can say from my own experience of doing many ladies, that after a while, I started liking a much wider range of looks in ladies, than I did before. The same probably happens with ladies who have sex with many different guys.

I think having sex with many guys changes how these ladies feel about guys. They probably become a lot less choosy than normal in the kind of guys they like and enjoy being with. Which means that your Thai lady probably isn't acting with you, when she shows some liking for you. She just has learned to like guys like you, and she is being sincere with you. And that's why it works so well with you.

[Phazze93]

Day 2.
Soapy. The Lord.
Time - 6:30 pm.

-90% of customers were of asian again LOL.
-Different lineup than the night before. Fewer "asian" beauties.

I had just come from Emmanuelle and Poseidon. Both were a bust - janky ass lookin lineups. (for my taste)
Same as before, I started with a beer while resting & taking in the sights.
This time, no mamasan to bother me. I took my sweet time walking around and smiling at the girls.
After making the rounds, I selected this cute thing from K tier.

Age - 20 y/o (could have passed for younger).
Height - <160 cm? (petite).
Weight / figure. Tight / slim / fit (less than 100 lb for sure I think).
Face - 8. 5/10 (more cute / pretty, not typical "sexy" face).
Tits - 8/10 (modest size / perky / NATURAL).
Ass - 8/10 (she's petite so yea).
Pussy - 10/10 (some fuzz, not too hairy. But we talkin BAD pussy! Tight & juicy haha).
Overall body - 8. 5/10 (petite, slightly more tan, MINOR stretch marks on ass, minimal body fat).
Personality - 7/10 (a bit more shy / not as chatty).
Service - 9/10. (knocked a point down off for personality).
Damage - 6,100 baht + 200 for 1 beers.

Where do I start? She wasn't as personable as the girl from the night before. But per my previous post, this girl performed an exorcism on me LOL.
She had one GRADE A,THAI-DA (USDA joke) pussy. Supple, tight but not too tight. Embraced my cock like god had found me.

Typical beginning of session. A little chatting & soapy massage.
To the bed! (Where part of my soul still lies).
Started with cowgirl, up & down like a amusement park ride. Subtle ass to thigh clap clap CLAP. That was when I decided to start my own religion. "Pussy-ianity".
Changed to mish for a hot second & moved onto the doggy.
I believe riding her from behind dropped my IQ to caveman status. Fuck was that hot as hell as I pounded away at that sweet little thing.

Not sure what's happened to me but perhaps this trip to Thailand has gotten rid of my problem of finishing too early HAHA. Have fucked like a champ w/ cum on command ability.
Finished with about 20 min to spare, cleaned up and headed out.

Conclusion.
I'm unsure if I even want to consider going to other soapies now. The Lord has spoiled me rotten!
After having been let down by Emmanuelle & Poseidon, don't know if others are worth considering. Would appreciate any thoughts?
In all honesty, not to give off the wrong impression. I use a lot of "ungraceful" terms in my post simply as an easy means of primal expression!
I am glad that I can enjoy these experiences while still treating these ladies with respect & common decency.

CHEERS! Not looking forward to leaving Bangkok... 3 more nights to go. More reviews to come. (Also have been posting GOGO reviews on General Bangkok Reports)

[Phazze93]

I think it's normal for some ladies to start losing their interest in you, after you spend some time in the lobby looking at all the ladies.

Because it's not only you who is picking a lady. The ladies are also picking guys in their own way.

When you look at all the ladies, then you naturally look at some ladies longer than at others. Which gives them all a clue which ladies you are interested in. Then one of the ladies, that you are interested in, starts making a lot of eye-contact with you. While the other ladies either look away or show less interest in you. And that's what makes you pick your lady and go with her.

When you have too many choices, then it can be so hard to decide, that you might not decide at all. You might walk out of the door to think about it some more.

Totally get your point & I would understand that perspective if I had sat there pondering for a long time. But the "not taking me seriously" vibe was more like "oh this kid is too young hes probably just here to look & not serious about booking a girl" type of vibe. But I went back today. And I'm pretty sure they recognized me so no more weird shit this time around.

SHOUT OUT to my Japanese homie whom I met at The Lord. If you're reading this man I really owe you & if I see you again, I got the next round. You know who you are.

I had planned for Emmanuelle & did not end up bringing enough cash for K class at the Lord & forgot my CC as well. Guy spotted me 1 k baht, saved my night!

[Phazze93]

Good report Phazze93. I like the Lord too. It is my favorite soapy in BKK.

When you elect to pay with credit card you have the option of being charged in local currency or dollars. ALWAYS SELECT THE LOCAL CURRENCY. THE EXCHANGE RATE IS THEN CALCULATED BY THE CURRENT INTER-BANK RATE AND IS THEREFORE EXTREMLY GOOD. Be sure to use a credit card that does not charge an FX transaction fee.

I read another BM's comments about the loss of privacy concerning the use of credit cards. I hope this does not start a 2 week discussion on the subject, but I always use credit cards in soapies, oilies, saunas, G-Clubs, nightclubs, and even in Go Go's when I run up a significant tab. I am not married, I am self employed, and I am not planning on running for Congress, so the government can kiss my ass. I will spend my money anyway I want. Besides, there is no real privacy in the modern age. Privacy is an illusion.

Yea I don't quite understand the harm in using a credit card.

As far as foreign exchange rate goes. It seems everyone & every place in Thailand tries to pull that shit.
I have ALWAYS declined foreign exchange rate and elected to pay in BAHT.
The reason I did not notice it at The Lord. Is that they never ASKED LOL! Next time if I do elect to pay w / CC, I will insist to pay in baht.
I also don't live in Thailand so I'm not overly concerned.

I have'nt been to Thailand since 2015. For those who have been to both how does the Lord compare to Nataree?

Never been to Nataree, but the Lord is probably the best after my rounds tonight.

I just visited Poseidon & Emmanuelle and still wound up back at The Lord.
Poseidon. What a joke. Their girls were just low grade. No offense to the girls obviously. Their 3rd floor "models" Hell naw.
Emmanuelle. Overall quality of girls was better than Poseidon but still a bit too old for my taste.
I am going to post my 2nd review of The Lord later. Once I recover from getting my soul pulled out from the tip of my cock haha.

[Member #4698]

I have'nt been to Thailand since 2015. For those who have been to both how does the Lord compare to Nataree?

They were at opposite ends of the spectrum. I liked Nataree too, for their young Northern Thai girls and for the most part the simple straight forward Thai boy / Thai girl sex they provided. But in terms of service and opulence, the Lord was/is vastly superior and Lord girls were/are generally a few years older, more refined in appearance, and much more raunchy in bed thanks to their being much better trained and managed as sexual providers. Nataree was a pussy meat market. The Lord is a palace. LOL.

Nataree has been closed for a couple of years now. I occasionally miss the joint. The Lord is my favorite soapy in BKK.

[Turgid]

I have'nt been to Thailand since 2015. For those who have been to both how does the Lord compare to Nataree?

[Member #4698]

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The ONE mistake I made that I won't ever be making again. Don't PAY WITH CREDIT CARD. The exchange rate they offer is bad.
Don't ask me why I made that decision as I had the cash. Maybe it was the hot little thang on my arm dropping my IQ to -100 haha.

*Conclusion*.

No complaints about The Lord. Will be going back again within my 5 night stay.
Hopefully my review will be helpful to some. Will definitely be posting more.
CHEERS.

Good report Phazze93. I like the Lord too. It is my favorite soapy in BKK.

When you elect to pay with credit card you have the option of being charged in local currency or dollars. ALWAYS SELECT THE LOCAL CURRENCY. THE EXCHANGE RATE IS THEN CALCULATED BY THE CURRENT INTER-BANK RATE AND IS THEREFORE EXTREMLY GOOD. Be sure to use a credit card that does not charge an FX transaction fee.

I read another BM's comments about the loss of privacy concerning the use of credit cards. I hope this does not start a 2 week discussion on the subject, but I always use credit cards in soapies, oilies, saunas, G-Clubs, nightclubs, and even in Go Go's when I run up a significant tab. I am not married, I am self employed, and I am not planning on running for Congress, so the government can kiss my ass. I will spend my money anyway I want. Besides, there is no real privacy in the modern age. Privacy is an illusion.