Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Houston Player]

I have been to many and only legit massages in Bangkok. I have quite enjoyed the thrill of being teased a bit, knowingly or unknowingly. Like at one prominent establishment with many branches, the girls brushed at my hard a few times, but nothing more than that. And they kept it very profes. Once, it happened even when I was with my girlfriend in a private room. At another, I accidentally touched the girl's feet and she jumped. She was extremely careful, did not go anywhere close to my groin area.

Do you have any suggestion for places that give legit massage but also are open to a bit extra, maybe even a HJ but not more than that. Would very much appreciate reccos. I will post it if I find any.

I think Rakuten on Soi 33 (almost to the end) is very close to what you are looking for. Excellent quality massage and the extras up to HJ is up to you.

Really want to know when and to what masseuse you went there, because when I visited the place it was a mega FAIL:

- No touching or stroking whatsoever.

- They give you one of those one-time panties to wear which I didn't put on. The result was the annoying towel game where she would carefully wrap your ass and cock in the towel to avoid any accidental touches.

- Half way into the massage she asked me to put on a mask. Since she didn't have one, she first expected me to go get mine. In the end she got my pants so I could get it from there.

- Towards the end of the massage, she offered a HJ. I agreed but she wouldn't take her clothes off unless I pay her 2 k. No way I'm paying 2 k for a bit of touching-normally that's included in the 500 Baht HJ. What a joke.

- When I left and gave her the 500 Baht, she had the audacity to ask for 1 k. I told her in a matter-of-fact way in Thai that a HJ is 500 Baht and she got it; no arguing but she clearly didn't like it.

- The massage itself was fine.

Same experience with this gentleman. It's a pretty disappointing and expensive massage. No teasing whatsoever.

I'm sorry for your experience based on my recommendation but did either of you read the original poster's (Subsinbkk) request? He was looking for a legitimate massage with minimal extras available if he was in the mood. My recommendation was appropriate for his request. I think both of you must have misinterpreted my post. Rakuten is not one of these working girl houses masquerading as a massage shop where the ladies get naked and full service is readily available. To answer your specific question, I haven't been in a while now and the lady I normally asked for was named May, I don't remember her number. They don't wear a number but they all have a number you can ask them for, so you don't have to remember their name. I always opted for the cheap 250 baht / hour Thai massage. The extras weren't cheap but could be negotiated down especially if you were a regular. I haven't been a regular in quite some time.

There are literally hundreds of shops offering the kind of service you guys are looking for, very poor or no massage and sex for very cheap prices. As always YMMV.

[MagicArp]

Same experience with this gentleman. It's a pretty disappointing and expensive massage. No teasing whatsoever.

That's disappointing. Was going to head there this afternoon. Any other spots that you found? Looking for a full oil massage with attractive girls and the works. Aka a bit of an teasing, ass massage, stroking and HJ. Don't tell me this is easier to find in China than Thailand now! Willing to pay a bit more.

[Rexyed]

Really want to know when and to what masseuse you went there, because when I visited the place it was a mega FAIL:

- No touching or stroking whatsoever.

- They give you one of those one-time panties to wear which I didn't put on. The result was the annoying towel game where she would carefully wrap your ass and cock in the towel to avoid any accidental touches.

- Half way into the massage she asked me to put on a mask. Since she didn't have one, she first expected me to go get mine. In the end she got my pants so I could get it from there.

- Towards the end of the massage, she offered a HJ. I agreed but she wouldn't take her clothes off unless I pay her 2 k. No way I'm paying 2 k for a bit of touching-normally that's included in the 500 Baht HJ. What a joke.

- When I left and gave her the 500 Baht, she had the audacity to ask for 1 k. I told her in a matter-of-fact way in Thai that a HJ is 500 Baht and she got it; no arguing but she clearly didn't like it..

Same experience with this gentleman. It's a pretty disappointing and expensive massage. No teasing whatsoever.

[Amnesia]

I think Rakuten on Soi 33 (almost to the end) is very close to what you are looking for. Excellent quality massage and the extras up to HJ is up to you.

Hands down, Rakuten is the place you want to go. Very clean, private rooms, lovely ladies, and the massages are 10/10.

Really want to know when and to what masseuse you went there, because when I visited the place it was a mega FAIL:

- No touching or stroking whatsoever.

- They give you one of those one-time panties to wear which I didn't put on. The result was the annoying towel game where she would carefully wrap your ass and cock in the towel to avoid any accidental touches.

- Half way into the massage she asked me to put on a mask. Since she didn't have one, she first expected me to go get mine. In the end she got my pants so I could get it from there.

- Towards the end of the massage, she offered a HJ. I agreed but she wouldn't take her clothes off unless I pay her 2 k. No way I'm paying 2 k for a bit of touching-normally that's included in the 500 Baht HJ. What a joke.

- When I left and gave her the 500 Baht, she had the audacity to ask for 1 k. I told her in a matter-of-fact way in Thai that a HJ is 500 Baht and she got it; no arguing but she clearly didn't like it.

- The massage itself was fine.

[GrapeMan]

But not DD's except on gravity challenged old hags.

I mean, yeah, just the thai idea of big boobs is a bit different than western. "thai busty" often means either a skinny girl with see-cups, a bigger girl or older girl with fat boobs, or the occasional natural small the or hard implant the. You got to sorta it out hard to find actually busty girls.

I think people get what I'm saying looking for big boob ones. You can find them, its just more of a hunt, especially ones that give any semblance of a quality service. Would love any finds people have made, MP, FL or whatever. I know there have been some Soi 4 FLs in the past with racks, but they also tend to get picked up for ST / LT fairly quick and often. A Couple MPs, such as Premier 102/102 Massage, if I remember right would generally stock at least a couple natural and fake big boobs, but they're also a club that I've learned performance is so bad its not even worth bothering. Also Addict Massage is right next door, which isn't talked about enough here, but is one of the better non-PSE MPs for a long time

[Zam007]

Some of you PMed me inquiring if it's a hassle to enter Thailand. It was extremely easy for me. I am a USA citizen so I don't need a visa. I entered Bangkok from Singapore in just 2 days after making the decision (to enter). These are the steps I took:.

Thanks for taking the time. It was very useful. Coming soon BKK!

[WalkAboutBoyz]

Some of you PMed me inquiring if it's a hassle to enter Thailand. It was extremely easy...

Thanks for this post! Going to be visiting for the first time and have been lurking for a while but now ready to get my feet wet.

[TConor]

Probably going back to BKK soon, maybe else where. I've asked before, but any big boob DD+, real or fake girls around, bigger is better.

Thailand is always so questionable and / or inconsistant with big boobs. Real or fake. Don't care if its MP, FL, or an escort, and I know a lot of escort sites just call a girl busty, say she has DDs and then you're like, meh they are not really. At least when the gogos were around, I could browse around, Soi 4, stop over in Nana and see what's up (although often disappointed) but seeing as Nana is not really back yet -- any suggestions?

But not DD's except on gravity challenged old hags.

[GrapeMan]

Probably going back to BKK soon, maybe else where. I've asked before, but any big boob DD+, real or fake girls around, bigger is better.

Thailand is always so questionable and / or inconsistant with big boobs. Real or fake. Don't care if its MP, FL, or an escort, and I know a lot of escort sites just call a girl busty, say she has DDs and then you're like, meh they are not really. At least when the gogos were around, I could browse around, Soi 4, stop over in Nana and see what's up (although often disappointed) but seeing as Nana is not really back yet -- any suggestions?

[TConor]

Have you been to any that you can pass on name? Is there any signal you give?

Just ask if happy endings are available.

[DannyPJ]

Thanks bro. Will check it out and let you know.

Hands down, Rakuten is the place you want to go. Very clean, private rooms, lovely ladies, and the massages are 10/10.

[Khundig]

Hi,

I have been to many and only legit massage parlours in BKK. I love the almost touching, teasing bit. HealthL was good. The girls brushed my hard a few times, but kept it absolutely professional. Let's relax girl gave the absolute best massage but she was extremely careful. It was funny because she even measured cms joining her fingers when she was anywhere close to my groin area. It was frustrating, didn't have fun. I accidentally touched her feet and she almost jumped.

My question is do you know of a legit / semi-legit place where they do a bit more than that? A bit teasing, brushing. Maybe up to HJ but definitely nothing more than that. Thanks in advance.

In Soi 13 after the Old German beerhouse is a 7/11. Next to that is a massage where all options are available.

[Blr City]

I have been to many and only legit massages in Bangkok. I have quite enjoyed the thrill of being teased a bit, knowingly or unknowingly. Like at one prominent establishment with many branches, the girls brushed at my hard a few times, but nothing more than that. And they kept it very profes. Once, it happened even when I was with my girlfriend in a private room. At another, I accidentally touched the girl's feet and she jumped. She was extremely careful, did not go anywhere close to my groin area.

Do you have any suggestion for places that give legit massage but also are open to a bit extra, maybe even a HJ but not more than that. Would very much appreciate reccos. I will post it if I find any.

Try sukhothai at soi 11 or so.

Good massage. HJ option was available.

[Admin2]

Some of you PMed me inquiring if it's a hassle to enter Thailand. It was extremely easy for me. I am a USA citizen so I don't need a visa. I entered Bangkok from Singapore in just 2 days after making the decision (to enter). These are the steps I took:

Download 'Thailand Pass' app, register and get approved. Very fast and easy, much easier than Singapore's system.

Buy Covid insurance of at least US $20,000 (was US $50,000 before March 1) for your entire stay in Thailand.

Book an 'SHA+' hotel with airport pickup and PCR test included. I booked my SHA+ hotel for 1 day via Agoda.com.

Get PCR test day before entering Thailand.

The hotel driver picked me up from the airport, drove straight to a Covid test site to do my PCR test, then delivered me to the hotel. I had to quarantine in my room until they received my negative result which they called my room to tell me (took about 6 hours). I can then go out. I checked out the next morning and went to Pattaya. I was also given an ART self-test kit at the test site which I had to self-test on the fifth day and uploaded to the 'Morchana' app (like Singapore's 'TraceTogether' app.).

Do the ART self-test on the fifth day and upload to Morchana.

THAT'S IT.

Before leaving Bangkok to return to Singapore, I had to do a supervised ART test (Singapore's entry requirement). I tried to book online with 2 different providers but my USA credit card was not accepted. I panicked and took a motorbike taxi to Bangkok Hospital as a walk-in patient. It turned out to be better because for 1,300 bt, I had my blood pressure tested and a doctor examined me including using a stethoscope, then an ART test with result emailed to me in 3 hours. The other online sites wanted 1,600 bt and God knows where they were located!

If you are still hesitating about visiting Thailand, DON'T. Now is the best time to visit. I feel safer in Thailand than back in USA. Everyone in Thailand wears a mask and uses hand sanitizers continuously (of course except when you are in the room mongering). Thailand needs our financial support.

Funman13.

I would add to this get a hotel near where you want to stay. I chose the Novotel at the airport thinking that the transfer would be simplest because you can walk. I still had to wait for a shuttle for the 90 second ride to the hotel and tomorrow I will have to pay for a taxi.

I was worried about finding the shuttle but when you come out the door after Customs they have table with signs for all the hotels. Couldn't be easier.

I should have taken a hotel near Term 21 looking back.

A2.

[Subsinbkk]

I think Rakuten on Soi 33 (almost to the end) is very close to what you are looking for. Excellent quality massage and the extras up to HJ is up to you.

Thanks bro. Will check it out and let you know.