Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[BestTimeEver]

Just chipping in on the reports on MP's in the Bangkok Reports thread. Me too had a daytime (very early afternoon) walk to the various massage parlor sois. We might as well have a group tour next time LOL.

Started at Phrom Phong, with soi 24 and 24/1. The former was dead, the latter had some ladies outside. Now of course I know one is supposed to go into the shop and see the line up. Not my first rodeo. But I typically make my selection of the shop depending on the girls in front. I just don't want to go into every single shop, but instead make up my mind quickly for a shop and otherwise find another way to find some fun. So obviously this strategy works better a bit later in the day, when more girls are outside.

After this, I walked to soi 33 and soi 31. Did not expect much but wanted to see the area, never been there. I have a booking for Doki Doki later, after looking at their Twitter account, so I'm covered. I went on to Soi Cowboy. Also zero expectations there, just wanted to see daytime and latest layout of the bars. Will not go here this trip, my preference is with nana now.

So was a good walk, which was about to be rubbed away by a smooci girl.

[Bouvis]

I always picked the first girl and then asked her to pick the second girl. Most of the time, I was pleased with the session. Sometimes, however, the girls start chatting with each other and the session goes downhill.

In my sessions at Eden I have taken the A+ girl first and then get her to choose the other. I have good experiences each time.

My last vist was about 4 years ago. Sure the ladies were not Go-Go material but not fatties, maybe a little overweight but not obese.

I am uncertain as why places like Tulip are rated above Eden.

[TConor]

BBFS has got to be risky as hell.

I have a strategy that works about 50% of the time on Soi 33, one of the smallest RLDs in BKK. I go into the massage parlor and ask the person at the desk if there is a girl who does "blow job no condom". Some of the places say no, and I leave. But some say yes (and virtually every girl is available). Then, when I get into the room, I tell the girl I want BBBJ and BBFS and I am willing to pay 1000 baht extra. Sometimes they ask for more, and I usually give in. This works about half the time. The other half of the girls say no, and wouldn't say yes for any amount of money.

However, are there any MPs in BKK where BBFS is always on the menu? Is so, where? Many thanks!

[TConor]

BBFS has got to be risky as hell.

I have a strategy that works about 50% of the time on Soi 33, one of the smallest RLDs in BKK. I go into the massage parlor and ask the person at the desk if there is a girl who does "blow job no condom". Some of the places say no, and I leave. But some say yes (and virtually every girl is available). Then, when I get into the room, I tell the girl I want BBBJ and BBFS and I am willing to pay 1000 baht extra. Sometimes they ask for more, and I usually give in. This works about half the time. The other half of the girls say no, and wouldn't say yes for any amount of money.

However, are there any MPs in BKK where BBFS is always on the menu? Is so, where? Many thanks!

[Lefeu]

...I don't think they would even like me to ask one girl which other girls she likes working with to see if any of those are to my taste...

A while back, Eden was my first and last stop, when I visited Bangkok.

I always picked the first girl and then asked her to pick the second girl. Most of the time, I was pleased with the session. Sometimes, however, the girls start chatting with each other and the session goes downhill. I have not been there in at least 10 years.

[Member #4643]

I have a strategy that works about 50% of the time on Soi 33, one of the smallest RLDs in BKK. I go into the massage parlor and ask the person at the desk if there is a girl who does "blow job no condom". Some of the places say no, and I leave. But some say yes (and virtually every girl is available). Then, when I get into the room, I tell the girl I want BBBJ and BBFS and I am willing to pay 1000 baht extra. Sometimes they ask for more, and I usually give in. This works about half the time. The other half of the girls say no, and wouldn't say yes for any amount of money.

However, are there any MPs in BKK where BBFS is always on the menu? Is so, where? Many thanks!

[Syzygies]

Yes. Always. If management says I can't talk to the girl first, I walk out.

Aha. Good One. Don't bother to go to Eden. I was in trouble, already by merely asking a girl's name. Why do I need to know that? Ha ha. They don't field questions at all there. I had hoped that my final decision would be influenced by how nicely one or two prospects answered me.

At Eden Girls down one end do Anal, other end do not. That's all the info you get. You are supposed to select two girls. I don't think they would even like me to ask one girl which other girls she likes working with to see if any of those are to my taste. Choosing two girls that don't get on would silly. Letting one girl choose another super ugly one out of sympathy would also be silly. They want a guy to choose really fat too. I don't like to be too rushed.

[Jimmy Boy 99]

Yes. Always. If management says I can't talk to the girl first, I walk out.

Two other advantages of talking to the girl first that I forgot to mention: 1) on occasion, the mamasan has actually encouraged a hesitating girl to agree to what I asked (obviously to get the house share of the fee from my agreeing to a session); and 2) a girl who doesn't actually want to go with you for whatever reason but feels required to go with you because you chose her can get out of going with you to the room by not agreeing to provide a service you want, thus helping you to avoid what would have been a bad session.

[Franciscass]

Which oilie, who to choose. No matter where or who there is no certainty. But possible to reduce odds of a dud. Check the net. Pick a shop that is well managed with a consistent good reputation. Agreed not many but some have better ratings, Doki Doki for nuru Tulip for hard core PSE Kasalong for BJ. Good management goes a long way but at the end of the day it's what happens between you and the girl. I believe most shops have some girls that are as good if not better than what you find at the more popular shops. Posts on ISG are good indicators but personal and subjective. My own M. O. Is to first chat to the desk about what you are looking for and have a peek at those that qualify. If the desk is uncooperative you leave and this is important always be prepared to walk. If you find a face / body you like when you get to the room sit confirm with the girl that what you asked for at the desk she willing to provide. If she says no then a friendly koopkhun krap, back to the desk for a possible substitute but more probably a refund. Sometimes a small problem getting it but almost always given. Sounds a bit clinical I know but paid P4P is a service not a romantic hook up. The girl has her routine you have your preferences when they come together that's when you leave with a smile.

[Jimmy Boy 99]

In an Oily MP, you really get to ask all these things? Perhaps other venues are more relevant. Snip.

Yes. Always. If management says I can't talk to the girl first, I walk out.

[Paolo99]

I always ask the girl, no matter the venue, if she kisses, does BBBJ, likes DATY, can fuck long time, etc. Depending on the answers and how much I want to fuck her, I decide whether to go with her or tell her no thanks. Have rejected a few based on their negative responses. Saves a lot of disappointment and feeling of getting taken. However, feel free to just point at a girl and go to the room with her. Just don't complain when she doesn't do something you assumed she would do.

Out of curiosity when do you ask them all these questions? When you have a line up of ten girls in front of you, you pick up one that you like and ask her all these questions in front of the other girls and the mamasan?

[Syzygies]

I always ask the girl, no matter the venue, if she kisses, does BBBJ, likes DATY, can fuck long time, etc. Depending on the answers and how much I want to fuck her, I decide whether to go with her or tell her no thanks. Have rejected a few based on their negative responses. Saves a lot of disappointment and feeling of getting taken. However, feel free to just point at a girl and go to the room with her. Just don't complain when she doesn't do something you assumed she would do.

In an Oily MP, you really get to ask all these things? Perhaps other venues are more relevant.

In some venues I would like to get a trial kiss too. Ha ha. I may drop some of your questions, but I really want to know if she has experience with Farangs and prefers them. I sometimes ask if she likes big or small cock without divulging my size?

I don't usually ask if a girl likes DATY, because a good DATY and a bad DATY are quite different, and 90% of girls like DATY anyway, however would be wise to avoid restrictive girls. I also normally do not ask about BBBJ. I hardly ever had a CBJ. Don't really remember last one. Kisses and extended time and having fun are important.

Maybe I have not been to venues where CBJ is dominant? What are some examples?

I don't ask how old a girl is unless she looks far too young, and I never ask if she has a baby (others presumably would). If girl is nude, then a good chance I will already suspect if has a baby and severe damage would have been rejected already. Over dressed girls is a problem for detecting bad belly and bad tits.

[Jimmy Boy 99]

What a bizarre suggestion. Are we expected to have a full checklist of all the things we might want to do during the session? Are we expected to say 'first I'm going to touch your thigh, ok? Next I'm going to stroke your labia majora, ok? After that...'

And there's a sign up in Addict which states that no refunds are allowed. I wonder why.

I always ask the girl, no matter the venue, if she kisses, does BBBJ, likes DATY, can fuck long time, etc. Depending on the answers and how much I want to fuck her, I decide whether to go with her or tell her no thanks. Have rejected a few based on their negative responses. Saves a lot of disappointment and feeling of getting taken. However, feel free to just point at a girl and go to the room with her. Just don't complain when she doesn't do something you assumed she would do.

[Member #4698]

What a bizarre suggestion. Are we expected to have a full checklist of all the things we might want to do during the session? Are we expected to say 'first I'm going to touch your thigh, ok? Next I'm going to stroke your labia majora, ok? After that...'

And there's a sign up in Addict which states that no refunds are allowed. I wonder why.

Like I said about a month ago, the oilies are 50/50. Sometimes you get a great girl that you click with in bed and it is off to passion city and other times not so much. I have much better stats with Go Go girls, but not everyone concurs or is willing to change venues. I only go to the oilies in the afternoon and only for a change from my usual when I have nothing better to do and getting it on seems like a good idea.

[Whoreman]

Did you talk to her about her services before you went to the room with her? If you didn't, you're asking to be screwed over. If you did and she lied, you should have cancelled the session and tried to get a refund or another girl.

What a bizarre suggestion. Are we expected to have a full checklist of all the things we might want to do during the session? Are we expected to say 'first I'm going to touch your thigh, ok? Next I'm going to stroke your labia majora, ok? After that...'

And there's a sign up in Addict which states that no refunds are allowed. I wonder why.