Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Syzygies]

One asked if I was big size, and for a bit of fun I asked if they wanted a look, they smiled and nodded so I got my cock out for them to check it out which was met with gasps and giggles in the gathering area, Some of the girls started shouting and next thing the cleaners were down for a look too.

Ha ha. If cleaners don't watch porn, they may never have seen a non-Thai cock.

I have been knocked back by massage girls purely from glancing at my crotch in jeans (so not even seeing the dick). Then was asked if I could guarantee I had a small dick or to show them. I gave in knowing I would not be able to pass for small. Ananconda is word we hear so often and is the same word in every language, despite being a massive exaggeration. Apparently "Godzilla" is another word that can be used, but I never heard it. Perhaps that is used for extra girth cocks.

Yes there are plenty of girls for which anal is available but only for dicks of a certain size, and quick cum is preferred. So why would anyone want to get pills to grow their cock? Ha ha. We all know those remedies are bullshit anyway. Guys should all understand that a big cock is a disadvantage in Thailand. Too many dick scared girls are used to doing smaller dicks. Guys that are average size are lucky. Less maybe more! Otherwise you have to hunt for girls really used to doing big size.

Girls tell me "No anal" because I fuck for too long, as well. Actually did Aey in Mango anal once, but right at end of session, after she had her fun already, so duration could not be long. Wasn't easy. Extremely tight fit. She was a wildcat, a bit too wild for my taste. June in Bongkot offered me anal after her long holiday, and I could not get it in, because she was no longer used to relaxing her ass at the time (formerly had no problems with doing anal with her) and maybe I was not rock hard enough. So some girls are willing to try to give an anal but it may not be good if they are not used it.

Other girls just said they can do anal, but just don't like it. So I never pushed them. Fortunately I prefer a really pretty pussy that squeezes the whole length. Yet to really understand what makes many guys so anally fixated.

One guy proudly (ha ha) reported 8 inch length, and that the girl could take it all up her ass no problem. Being a skeptic, can't say I believed him at all. 8 inch dicks are really quite rare to start with according to various surveys (possibly non existent almost in some ethnic groups). Even the famous John Holmes wasn't much more than that in reality (reports got exaggerated).

[Syzygies]

For what it's worth, you can easily choose a girl at Star of Light. Presumably the hag was trying to push herself, but the bar doesn't have a system of trying to assign the next girl in the queue to you or anything like that (as some places might).

As far as I know, Star of Light is the only venue in Bangkok that still offers BJs out in the open at the bar and is great for people who are into that. Plenty of fun, especially on a busy day. Quite a few girls are just plain fun, no silly inhibitions or procedure. Personally, I'm not a fan of the semi-private semi-comfortable semi-clean arrangements in most other BJ places.

I did know one can choose, and I always did choose in the past, if any girl was acceptable at the time. Fucked a girl in the public bar quite a few years back perhaps around 2008 or so, but was disappointing in that she expected me to finish within 10 to 15 minutes I guess. I am not really into quickies, so never did it in the bar again. My favourite girls of the past for take out were Aeh and Nong I think, but can't recall name of girl fucked in the bar (a one off). Also met the famous Som. Aeh later went to work in a department store in Chitlom, and there was possibility to meet her privately.

In 1991 and forward, I don't know if SOL existed, but great bars for playing up in the area were Kangaroo bar, and Annie's Rose bar, and extra good in the daytime due to almost no customers, so able to play up with all the hottest girls concurrently, taking their clothes off and playing as desired. In Kangaroo, could easily have a girl on your dick, another ball licking, another pussy or big tits in your face, and fingers of each hand in pussies. Did not cost a fortune to play up like that in those days. Even the cashier girl could be fucked. Forget her name but good body. Just call her over for a drink, and pull her shorts down (no knickers), and do what you like. I believe she performed sex shows at night but I was never there to see them. So you can imagine I often feel like I would like to go back in time, and visit those years. It really was a bit like Paradise in that could find very raunchy girls without much shyness. They had to be like that to get money. Competition for the cash.

[Crocodilexp]

I recall going to Star of Light once, and telling some old hag I like to choose. She tried to argue that looks of the girl make no difference when getting a BJ, however I disagree.

For what it's worth, you can easily choose a girl at Star of Light. Presumably the hag was trying to push herself, but the bar doesn't have a system of trying to assign the next girl in the queue to you or anything like that (as some places might). The looks mostly aren't spectacular, but there's a (relatively) new girl Fern who is a fairly decent looker, and does damn fine deep throat too. Nan is back too (after a few months absence), and although not a looker, she's a performer with a great attitude.

As far as I know, Star of Light is the only venue in Bangkok that still offers BJs out in the open at the bar and is great for people who are into that. Plenty of fun, especially on a busy day. Quite a few girls are just plain fun, no silly inhibitions or procedure. Personally, I'm not a fan of the semi-private semi-comfortable semi-clean arrangements in most other BJ places.

[Syzygies]

This post is about a BJ Bar named CodeWord900 in sukhumvit area. The girls sit on the road before the entrance as the reception of the bar is very small. Once I entered the lady in the reception took the money for the session and she sent a girl with me. I was not allowed to choose. The girl took me to the first floor. I was taken to a hall where there were many huge sofas. There was a curtain between them. The girl cleaned and did a mediocre BBBJ. I wasn't much satisfied though. She was very fast and was keen to complete it quickly. She did not speak a word before or after the session. After that tipped her and left the place. The BBBJ was mediocre and not a value for money.

I assume you refer to Loli-tas. Its a banned word on the forum due to implications of very young girls. Ha ha. What bullshit. Only the USA could think of banning this word, one would think. I am allowed to say "fuck" no problem. People from the UK love to use the word "c*nt" but I think it is censored as **** (not a codeword violation), and in this case is more sensible.

Also bullshit if they claim you cannot pick a girl. Perhaps some uglies might never get a booking. I always took 'student' Anne there in the past, who had a very cute ass (important to me) and I did not take BJ only. Anne is long gone. I would never ever accept an assigned girl for a sex act. It is quite obsurd.

I recall going to Star of Light once, and telling some old hag I like to choose. She tried to argue that looks of the girl make no difference when getting a BJ, however I disagree. I don't want to have to close my eyes and try to imagine a hot babe, and don't want to put a bag over her head. Very rude attitude I have, but I am sorry that ugly girls just do not excite me sexually. The dick knows want I want. It maybe starts to rise when it finds the girl hot and more still when I get nice kisses.

Suggest you try Kasalong around the corner at the end of the Soi, or Wood Bar (Dr. BJ) in Soi 7/1.

[Franciscass]

May I ask. Those who have been to Doki Doki, is anal available?

With Kiss no unless somebody introduced her to it recently. For the others a call to Nina will get you the answer. The girls may not yet have added anal to their repertoire. Also the style of service is suited more to the oriental palate which while not unheard of does not usually have anal on the menu.

[First Lover]

May I ask. Those who have been to Doki Doki, is anal available?

[Mjen1970]

I arrived into Bangkok on Christmas Eve. The flight was delayed and it looked like I wouldn't make it to Snow until 22:30 so I called up SW and asked about the number of girls working and was I good for 1 hour at 22:30. The girl on the phone (who I found out later was Audi) was very pleasant and told me that 22:30 would be fine.

I got to SW at 22:30 and made my way inside. I asked which girls did A+ and I think they all put their hands up. One asked if I was big size, and for a bit of fun I asked if they wanted a look, they smiled and nodded so I got my cock out for them to check it out which was met with gasps and giggles in the gathering area, Some of the girls started shouting and next thing the cleaners were down for a look too. There was a little spinner there and I chose her but she said A+ mai dai so I took Audi as well, I paid 1900 B for each for one hour and we headed upstairs. I asked the spinner for her name and I thought she said Maisy but later found out here name was Medji (as in the milk).

Medji is a good looking little thing, tiny bit of baby damage but generally good. Audi has pretty drastic baby damage and honestly should be avoided. I spent most of my time being blown and pussy screwing Medji, she has a lovely tight pussy. I hadn't had sex or a wank for nearly 3 weeks so I blew an absolutely huge load all over her face which she took really well.

I'm not sure if I was impressed with Medji, She is pretty, she does try but for me, A+ is the raison the'etre for Snow White and she doesn't deliver there.

[Madesh]

This post is about a BJ Bar named [CodeWord900] in Sukhumvit area. The girls sit on the road before the entrance as the reception of the bar is very small. Once I entered the lady in the reception took the money for the session and she sent a girl with me. I was not allowed to choose. The girl took me to the first floor. I was taken to a hall where there were many huge sofas. There was a curtain between them. The girl cleaned and did a mediocre BBBJ. I wasn't much satisfied though. She was very fast and was keen to complete it quickly. She did not speak a word before or after the session. After that tipped her and left the place. The BBBJ was mediocre and not a value for money.

[DonkeyLeg]

This report won't add much to what's already been reported but it will confirm I suppose. I opted out of a soapy massage tour on Rama since it was looking like rain. I showed up without an appointment and was lucky to have four choices. Kiss was a option. I went with the 60 minute with kiss. 3000 baht. Kiss arrived with that beautiful smile. She spoke excellent English and had a very warm attitude. She made me feel like I had been there 20 times. This was my first nuru experience and she guided me through like a champ. Did I mention that smile? Okay, her pics don't do her justice. I mean she was a stunner in my opinion. Why am I going anywhere else? I don't know. I should just skip Jakarta and Philippines and book a hotel close to here. 2nd best BBBJ and every moment was very sensational. I will be stopping by here again very soon. Sorry to the price police but I left a 1 k baht tip and really it was worth more thinking about it after the fact.

Great to hear Kiss is back on form. As I posted I thought she was getting a little tired of it all but obviously not. Personally I put what happens at this place down to Nina. I know she reads this forum regularly and gives the girls feed back from members. On top she intensively trains all the girls on how to service customers and it shows in that there is rarely a bad review for any of them. The success of this shop if ever proof was needed is great management. Sure the girls have to cooperate but they will and they do when the shops success is also their success. I estimate the top earners there are making 200 K a month and the gross has to be between 2 and 3 mil.

[ThatGuy68]

This report won't add much to what's already been reported but it will confirm I suppose. I opted out of a soapy massage tour on Rama since it was looking like rain. I showed up without an appointment and was lucky to have four choices. Kiss was a option. I went with the 60 minute with kiss. 3000 baht. Kiss arrived with that beautiful smile. She spoke excellent English and had a very warm attitude. She made me feel like I had been there 20 times. This was my first nuru experience and she guided me through like a champ. Did I mention that smile? Okay, her pics don't do her justice. I mean she was a stunner in my opinion. Why am I going anywhere else? I don't know. I should just skip Jakarta and Philippines and book a hotel close to here. 2nd best BBBJ and every moment was very sensational. I will be stopping by here again very soon. Sorry to the price police but I left a 1 k baht tip and really it was worth more thinking about it after the fact.

[J A Karl]

2 days ago when I was on a long flight to BKK.

I decided to use the WiFi onboard and after a while I added Doki Doki to my Line and started making plans.

I was due to land at about 17:00, thought that immigration process would be about 30 minutes and then another hour to get into the Sukhumvit area.

I asked if Kiss was available at 19:00. No. She is fully booked.

Olive was also booked.

Alice is on vacation.

I ended up booking Koyko and Helen at 19:00.

I got there and was greeted by Nina.

Was asked to change my shoes for some slippers. Got a bottle of water and waited for my 2 girls.

Koyko and Helen showed up right behind me and showed me upstairs.

They undressed me, and themselves.

Put me on the rubber bed and started cleaning every inches of my body.

Koyko is not very slim but she is definitely not fat. A firm body.

Helen is slim.

None of them had any visual baby damage.

Koyko likes to talk a lot, Helen is a bit shy and doesn't speak a lot of English.

Both of them are great providers. After the long flight I was only able to finish 1 time in the 90 minutes but I had a very good time.

Will I repeat?

Probably yes.

But Koyko talks to much for me and Helen is a bit too shy.

But the shop is nice and clean and I might be back to try another lady there.

Safe mongering fellas.

[Richmond72]

So I arrive in Bangkok and look up DokiDoki to contact them for a booking. Looking at the map, I notice it's not that far away from my hotel. I realize showing up without a booking is a crapshoot, but figured what the hell. They had 3 girls available (none of them I recognized from reports on this thread) so I picked Kyoko because she was the cutest.

Kyoko is small and a little thicker than the typical Thai girl, but her skin is soft and smooth. No stretch marks or blemishes. She's never had a kid and I don't even remember her having any tattoos. Plus a little softness really adds to the Nuru massage from past experience.

Overall she was a fantastic provider. Bubbly cheerful personality and an eagerness to please. She does a cat bath thing that might be annoying to the more ticklish guys, but I have never seen a girl so enthusiastic about giving a rim job. Her English is great and she's actually a smart girl if you chat her up a bit.

I don't know how she compares to the other well-reviewed girls at DokiDoki, but I had a great session and have no regrets about taking her.

[Madesh]

When I walking on Sukhumvit 24 Alley I noticed a massage shop on the main road named Twenty4 Massage & Spa. Thought of having a foot massage.

They have a separate section for foot massage with recliner chairs placed one near the other. When I went in there were three masseuse and they wished me and left the room. Then one masseuse came in and started with a good foot massage. I took a 30 minutes session. She washed my foot in a bowl and used a cloth to dry and then started with a great foot massage. During the massage the masseuse was speaking well to me. The prices are super cheap for the foot massage. She was very professional.

Finally when completion she pressed my full legs with her hand.

The massage is worth for the price we pay and she ensured that she completed the 30 minutes. I gave her a nice tip and left.

[DonkeyLeg]

Hi guys!

I'll be visiting Bangkok for a few days and want to try nuru at Doki Doki. I've heard praise for Alice, Helen, Kiss, Pam, and maybe Olive and Wawa but don't know who to pick. Are they all slim and free of stretch marks? Any cute butts or fake tits?

That and any other tips are greatly appreciated.

It's possible to see the line of who is available but most often the popular girls are working. From reports and my own experience best to book an early morning to mid afternoon time slot with whoever you decide to go with. If you read the posts you will get varying opinions on who you should go for. Kiss is sweet but IMHO service has diminished. Alice is highly rated and if I visit again she would be my choice. The others you mentioned all seem also acceptable. Most likely whoever you end up it should work out OK.

[MrDarklord]

Thanks for mentioning Pam. Sweet and charming is OK and you had Kiss early in the day so possibly at her best but I pay for performance first and foremost so may book Pam or Alice if I decide to visit again.

Hi guys!

I'll be visiting Bangkok for a few days and want to try nuru at Doki Doki. I've heard praise for Alice, Helen, Kiss, Pam, and maybe Olive and Wawa but don't know who to pick. Are they all slim and free of stretch marks? Any cute butts or fake tits?

That and any other tips are greatly appreciated.