Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[OldPhart]

I thought it was Pretty that used to be called Venus, not Momo. I must be losing it faster than I thought!

Firecat

It's possible. The lobbies are similar. I got the idea in Pretty that it had been Venus. I asked, but mama didn't understand my question about a name change. In Momo, she seemed to understand because she said "Venus" and seemed to indicate that it was Momo that had changed name.

What I remember was how enthusiastic she was about one girl (Cake?. The site refers to her as "No. 1" in the comments section which are in Japanese. Use Google translate) who wasn't on duty yet and had a pile of bookings. Apparently she always has a lot of advance bookings and excellent customer feedback. Even mama seemed in awe of her when the topic of her BJ skills came up. I admit that I'm curious about her. That girl's tonsils must see more dicks than a convention center during a Nixon impersonator reunion.)

There was a girl at a bar in AC that was known as "Amazing Rose." Miss #2 at Dr. BJ is rated as having experience at the job, and she certainly had no problem getting a reaction from me. These two-legged vacuum cleaners exist. It's so nice when one finds one of them.

[Count Floyd]

I swang by Momo (formerly Venus) and Pretty near Thong Lo. There was nothing wrong with what was available, but I was looking for something younger and prettier (service be damned) this time around.

Back down Sukhumvit to EZ, Yuri was on duty. She filled the bill. Fake boobs.

Is there a polite (but efficient) way to eliminate the fake boobed women at line-up / choice time? What would you say to the mamasan (or the girls if it's a line-up without a mamasan handy)?

CF

[Firecat]

I swang by Momo (formerly Venus) and Pretty near Thong Lo.

I thought it was Pretty that used to be called Venus, not Momo. I must be losing it faster than I thought!

Firecat

[AssLover945]

Hmm? When did this change take place?

It's been a few months since I visited Mango, and on the last occasion I was asked for a payment of $2k+ THB when I was leaving. I thought "WTF?" because I expected to be paying 600 THB, as I had for years. My recent bed companion said "no, no, he already pay", as I'd given her the 1. 5k (and more) in the room. Lot's of "sorry, sorry" and smiles.

Is the fee now paid in advance? FYI, I think Snow White asked for the room fee (600 THB) in advance the last time I visited, and I was told that some guys were expecting the girls to pay for the room from the fee / tip given by the customers, so paying the room fee up-front does make some sense to me. TTG

We I should have called it standard price instead of all inclusive. Mango remains the same. 400-600 for shop plus 1500 for the girl. While some customers are made to pay in advance, most pay as usual after the deed is done

[Eric Swiss]

Offended? No way. I think you did very well, to try to get some chemistry going. Otherwise sessions can be very lacklustre, especially with very inexperienced new girls that may be tense and even scared of farangs. Name jokes are very normal in Thailand. I have some funny Thai names I use all the time to get girls to lighten up. Before I lost a lot of weight my GF used to call me "Moo Ooan" which means fat piggy. She doesn't anymore. LOL. Now I am "Mee Panda" or Panda bear due to dark rings around the eyes.

The name Om usually has falling tone. If pronounced wrongly, with flat tone, it means to keep something in the mouth like a lolly (or a dick) for example."Om Khooay" (very course) or "Om Hum" (a bit more polite) essentially means suck on the dick. So possible to joke with her name too.

Well if name jokes are very normal in Thailand then I'll definitely keep this fake name, rather than my previous fake name which did not generate any interest from the girlies.

Thanks for the inside jokes on her name. I'll rehearse them before I next go to Nataree, in case I hook up with her again.

A bit more low-brow, I improvised my own joke with her name based on the yoga custom to chant a super long oooom to relax. She rolled with it when I did the lotus position singing her name fully naked and erect.

[Western787]

Speaking of new shops actering to Japanese clients, just found this on the internet:

www (dot) thai-premium (dot) com, where it says they opened on 18/04.

They don't even have an English version of their site, but apparently they have the girls' schedules in "real time", which could prove an interesting innovation.

I am in no way associated wth this shop, or trying to promote it but if somebody has a chance to go, I assume a few people would be interested in the report.

I'd gladly do the first report for the team but I am currently a million kms away from BKK.

Good catch. In terms of entertainment value alone and irregardless of any photoshopping issues or not (an ongoing global wide P4P issue in fact) this is an excellent site.
The real time booking option is pretty wild. Hope it works for them.

http://www.thai-premium.com/gals/

[Paul Kausch]

EZ seems to have only a very few lookers, and I don't like sillies either unless very soft job. I think the other guy's choice of Yuri is one of the better lookers on the web site. I would probably try Candy for my taste in looks, if anything like her pic. I got good service from Rose in the past if you don't mind darker skin.

I've noticed the Allstar website, which has many of the same girls as EZ1/2 has candid, unedited photos of some of the ladies. Some ladies appear to have a mix of heavily edited photos with one unedited photo. A few appear to have all unedited photos.

[TimTimGuy]

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Details of the Mango format:

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3. All inclusive price (1900 for 1 hour. 2100 for 1. 5 hours and 2300 for 2 hours)

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Hmm? When did this change take place?

It's been a few months since I visited Mango, and on the last occasion I was asked for a payment of $2k+ THB when I was leaving. I thought "WTF?" because I expected to be paying 600 THB, as I had for years. My recent bed companion said "no, no, he already pay", as I'd given her the 1. 5k (and more) in the room. Lot's of "sorry, sorry" and smiles.

Is the fee now paid in advance? FYI, I think Snow White asked for the room fee (600 THB) in advance the last time I visited, and I was told that some guys were expecting the girls to pay for the room from the fee / tip given by the customers, so paying the room fee up-front does make some sense to me. TTG

[Syzygies]

She said her name was Om. At the beginning there was no chemistry, she pretended she spoke no English. Then I said my (fake) name. She made a lewd / rude joke with my name, and started laughing her head off. Evidently she found that extremely funny. I thought this was as good a way as any to break the ice and laughed along with her. Maybe somebody who had been in Thailand less time then me would have been offended, but by now I know better.

Offended? No way. I think you did very well, to try to get some chemistry going. Otherwise sessions can be very lacklustre, especially with very inexperienced new girls that may be tense and even scared of farangs. Name jokes are very normal in Thailand. I have some funny Thai names I use all the time to get girls to lighten up. Before I lost a lot of weight my GF used to call me "Moo Ooan" which means fat piggy. She doesn't anymore. LOL. Now I am "Mee Panda" or Panda bear due to dark rings around the eyes.

The name Om usually has falling tone. If pronounced wrongly, with flat tone, it means to keep something in the mouth like a lolly (or a dick) for example."Om Khooay" (very course) or "Om Hum" (a bit more polite) essentially means suck on the dick. So possible to joke with her name too.

[Syzygies]

3. All inclusive price (1900 for 1 hour. 2100 for 1. 5 hours and 2300 for 2 hours)

I am even willing to pay for 10 girls in advance, like some membership card or refill card etc. Actually I tried to get a reply from EZ Massage, But I guess I am in minority here

:P

Girls are probably getting about 1400 out of 1. 5 hour booking (less than $50). They aren't going to give you discount card where they would make even less. The price is good already. If the girl isn't worth it, I don't buy. EZ seems to have only a very few lookers, and I don't like sillies either unless very soft job. I think the other guy's choice of Yuri is one of the better lookers on the web site. I would probably try Candy for my taste in looks, if anything like her pic. I got good service from Rose in the past if you don't mind darker skin.

[Sunlover2]

Based on the one visit, I endorse both EZ and Yuri as an alternative to Akane and to the PSE MP's.

Appreciate the intel OldPhart. I will be in Bangkok next month and have EZ on my list along with usual suspects Snow White / Mango / Cherry / Tulip / Bamboo.

You also wrote the only review I could find on the board for Analisa Massage. My interest there would be for a PM similar to the Alkane style or the well known Rin. Anyone else have any additional intel on Analisa?

SunLover

[AssLover945]

i swang by momo (formerly venus) and pretty near thong lo. there was nothing wrong with what was available, but i was looking for something younger and prettier (service be damned) this time around.

back down sukhumvit to ez, yuri was on duty. she filled the bill. fake boobs, but the results were impressive. i could not find fault with her body.

the prices i saw were 1, 000 baht for one hour massage and hj. 1,500 for no clothes bj, and 2, 000 "combo set."

i asked mama if the service was like mango and she said that mango did anal but ez charged 1, 000 extra.

a bareback bj is at the discretion of girl.

their pricing is very appealing to me. if i'm going for the akane experience, but bare back, for 400 baht extra i can do it and not worry about the other two holes. if you are young and fit, three holes and three shots may be the norm. between age and the mp rules, one shot may be it. i like the idea of paying for only one hole if that's all i'm going to try to fill.

yuri was very polite and very pleasant. she didn't look dismayed or disappointed when she met the customer. i think that this courtesy is as much a reason to visit an mp as the sex. an attractive woman smiles and makes you feel special and let's you enjoy the sight of a goddess draped over your thigh while she works on sucking semen out of you.

based on the one visit, i endorse both ez and yuri as an alternative to akane and to the pse mp's.

i wish ez was like mango in format. or at least ez can point out girls who are agreeable to that format. if yes, then i would make ez into my weekly must go places. now people will ask what imo is the mango format? well here you go:

details of the mango format:

1. bbbj.

2. atleast 2 pops (with condom of course)

3. all inclusive price (1900 for 1 hour. 2100 for 1. 5 hours and 2300 for 2 hours)

i am even willing to pay for 10 girls in advance, like some membership card or refill card etc. actually i tried to get a reply from ez massage, but i guess i am in minority here

[OldPhart]

i swang by momo (formerly venus) and pretty near thong lo. there was nothing wrong with what was available, but i was looking for something younger and prettier (service be damned) this time around.

back down sukhumvit to ez, yuri was on duty. she filled the bill. fake boobs, but the results were impressive. i could not find fault with her body.

the prices i saw were 1,000 baht for one hour massage and hj. 1,500 for no clothes bj, and 2,000 "combo set."

i asked mama if the service was like mango and she said that mango did anal but ez charged 1,000 extra.

a bareback bj is at the discretion of girl.

their pricing is very appealing to me. if i'm going for the akane experience, but bare back, for 400 baht extra i can do it and not worry about the other two holes. if you are young and fit, three holes and three shots may be the norm. between age and the mp rules, one shot may be it. i like the idea of paying for only one hole if that's all i'm going to try to fill.

yuri was very polite and very pleasant. she didn't look dismayed or disappointed when she met the customer. i think that this courtesy is as much a reason to visit an mp as the sex. an attractive woman smiles and makes you feel special and let's you enjoy the sight of a goddess draped over your thigh while she works on sucking semen out of you.

based on the one visit, i endorse both ez and yuri as an alternative to akane and to the pse mp's.

[ZhuMaoMee]

visited last month.

first time i went there, there were no girls available and 4 or 5 japanese dudes waiting in front of me, so i signaled i was leaving to the young japanese guy.

he gave me a 500 baht coupon and recommended i make a booking.

a couple of days later, i asked for esse, marisa or lilly by email, and was offered esse, which i thought was good, because she sports a 90 according to the website.

she was very gentle and needless to say the boob job was great. cbj, but fs wasn't apparently on the menu.

however, she has braces that you don't see on the photo, and, for some reason, had just bleached her hair bright red (don't ask) , which i thought made her less sexy than her photo.

i have no plans to come back to bkk in the near future, but maybe 3 way mat paly at their new shop would be something to try.

fs is definitely included. i've been here a couple of times. always got the same style of service from the girls. they have a very fixed process of massage, shower, body-to-body using warm grape seed oil, full body licking, bj (some girls do give bbbj) , finally mitu time (actual sex).

[Tits_Lover]

We made our way to the smallish room next to the cashier area where all the ladies were. There were about 7 ladies (Tuesday night). As I posted before, the girls photo (excluding Cheer and Bo) are very similar to the real person – with minimal or no photoshopped.

Hi IHTP,

Can you tell me about Bo? Was interested in her look and services. How is she face to face?

Worth to sample?

Thanks