Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Flyhere]

...The sideliners are young, something for all tastes can be found, but young - some of them TOO young in my POV. Dangerously young. The rooms are ok, bed is small, but a new bath tub (big) was in there. And then the problem started already - to fill it up lasted 25 min. - minutes in which the girl sat on the bed doing nothing. Minutes of my time....

At my age, they all seem too young There are definitely very pretty sideliners, and having sex with a pretty 19-year-old could sound like fun, although I too have not been back. Yes, the big bath tub is nice but it takes a long time to fill with the slow running water.

[Montecristo]

Today I had to check out something in Lad Phrao - and I used the time I had to check out Nataree on the way back. Nataree was mentioned in this thread many times before, and got quite good reviews in the past few months.Today is Sunday, and it was 3:45 pm when I arrived. The place was packed - with customers AND girls. Most customers Japanese and Korean, very few Farang. There were more girls sitting outside as sideliners than inside the fishbowls. And what was inside the fishbowls was not worth to mention...I talked to a papasan - a bull-shitter. Around 175 girls working there, the going rate for the sideliners outside is THB 2,600.00, and everybody is tested for STDs every 3 days... That was all we talked, I had lost interest. Such a nonsense, who believes that. Every 3 days ...The sideliners are young, something for all tastes can be found, but young - some of them TOO young in my POV. Dangerously young. The rooms are ok, bed is small, but a new bath tub (big) was in there. And then the problem started already - to fill it up lasted 25 min. - minutes in which the girl sat on the bed doing nothing. Minutes of my time.The girl I picked looked great, perfect body, exactly my type. And that was basically it. Service was ... - there was basically no service. A young woman from the North, Chiang Rai, not very experienced, and not interested in the massage part at all. The rest was a mix of starfish, some actors qualities (moan, moan), expect the worst (yep, yep ... pain) ... an experience to forget - fast! I simply stopped and skipped it finally, hoped for a massage - and spend some time with a relaxing Chiang Rai girl next to me, who simply admitted that she had no idea how to massage, so she wouldn't do it.No tip under this circumstances (and it is really rare that I don't give tip), and the papasan who intercepted me on my way out with the question how it was got the true answer: Lousy! Teach your girls how to give a massage!My POV: There are much much better places for good service in Bangkok. This place has lots of girls and obviously also lots of customers. But there seams to be no clear policy, plan and training about services and massage, as it exists in other places in Bangkok. The girls obviously just do what they like to do - inside the room.This place can only be recommended for mongers who don't like the massage part of the massage parlour service, and who like to pick and enjoy a nice young body and then gamble: I am quite sure that some of the girls will provide a better service than the one I picked.I will for sure NOT go back, I don't like the place, the management and the general attitude of all participants.Giotto

I happily see how different are tastes among mongers, i really was impressed reading Giotto report saying he would never came back, to the probably most amazing MP of Bangkok, with a huge selection of nice young girls (they never seemed too young, and i think it would be stupid for management to take these kind of risks fo such a busy parlour).The girls i was with, almost didn't speak a single english word, but they were very nice and eager to please. It's not cheap (around 3.000 bht with the tip), but if you have the money, is definitly one of the main options of MP in Bangkok, IMHO.Montecristo

[Giotto]

Today I had to check out something in Lad Phrao - and I used the time I had to check out Nataree on the way back. Nataree was mentioned in this thread many times before, and got quite good reviews in the past few months.Today is Sunday, and it was 3:45 pm when I arrived. The place was packed - with customers AND girls. Most customers Japanese and Korean, very few Farang. There were more girls sitting outside as sideliners than inside the fishbowls. And what was inside the fishbowls was not worth to mention...I talked to a papasan - a bull-shitter. Around 175 girls working there, the going rate for the sideliners outside is THB 2,600.00, and everybody is tested for STDs every 3 days... That was all we talked, I had lost interest. Such a nonsense, who believes that. Every 3 days ...The sideliners are young, something for all tastes can be found, but young - some of them TOO young in my POV. Dangerously young. The rooms are ok, bed is small, but a new bath tub (big) was in there. And then the problem started already - to fill it up lasted 25 min. - minutes in which the girl sat on the bed doing nothing. Minutes of my time.The girl I picked looked great, perfect body, exactly my type. And that was basically it. Service was ... - there was basically no service. A young woman from the North, Chiang Rai, not very experienced, and not interested in the massage part at all. The rest was a mix of starfish, some actors qualities (moan, moan), expect the worst (yep, yep ... pain) ... an experience to forget - fast! I simply stopped and skipped it finally, hoped for a massage - and spend some time with a relaxing Chiang Rai girl next to me, who simply admitted that she had no idea how to massage, so she wouldn't do it.No tip under this circumstances (and it is really rare that I don't give tip), and the papasan who intercepted me on my way out with the question how it was got the true answer: Lousy! Teach your girls how to give a massage!My POV: There are much much better places for good service in Bangkok. This place has lots of girls and obviously also lots of customers. But there seams to be no clear policy, plan and training about services and massage, as it exists in other places in Bangkok. The girls obviously just do what they like to do - inside the room.This place can only be recommended for mongers who don't like the massage part of the massage parlour service, and who like to pick and enjoy a nice young body and then gamble: I am quite sure that some of the girls will provide a better service than the one I picked.I will for sure NOT go back, I don't like the place, the management and the general attitude of all participants.Giotto

[The Seer]

Day 5starting to feel a bit tired after several late nights (or early mornings) so had for a quite day doing the touristy bits, thught to go for a mainly relaxing massage so went to Lavender massage on soi 22 as it looked less seedy than the other places. First half hour was a good massage, then she started a few sensual strokes, which was peasent enough. An hour and half of teasing and sensual massge cuminate in one oif the best hand jobs I have had. She alo made no complaint when my hands started roaming. At no point did she mention a tip etc (which in hindsight could have led to complications later), her only suggestion was the after I had cleaned up looking at me and asking if I enjoyed the massage, I gave her 500 which she seemed more than happy with. With he 2 hour massage costing 500 baht it was a pleasent and inexpensive way to spend a couple of hours.Day 6OK time to tick the last box of my to do list and vist Annies, now I have read some mixed reports on Annies but I must say my visit was positive. The room was clean, and looked fairly freshly renovated, indeed I saw some rooms were in the process of being renovated. The girl I chose no 28 was a darling. Started in the bath with a soapy hand job culiminating in a BBBJ, her technique with this was one of the best. A bit of body to body followed then onto the bed for pop no. 2 with sex in several positions. Feeling relaxed I dozed off and the girl fell asleep next to me, possibly for haf a hour,waking up with more energy we then proceeded to have sex again for pop no. 3. First time I have manged 3 in one session and that include Akane and Tulip whre i only mangaed two.So one more day before I fly home, what to do, I have done all my 'must do' list. I am sure something will spring to mind.

[Joesin]

HJ IS included in the package. Looks lke you got fucked by more than her finger Joking aside, you should have asked the Papasan at the entrance and he would have told you

Haha. I would guess so. She been there for 2 years!! and I guess she does know men's weakest moment for negotiation. But I would still go there for the skin scrub. But no more extra tips though.Thanks all for the comments

[M P Lurker]

.....<cut>Also check out La defense next door.The cost there is 2200bht.The girls are not any better, but they have model for 3000-3500 bht.Fast eddie 48

Catherine (pronounced Kat-er-reen by Thais). If you say Catherine to taxi drivers they probably won't understand.Are you of Asian appearance Eddie? Just curious re La Defense pricing. (Pronounced La Der-fong hardly at all like the English word Defense!)

[M P Lurker]

I must say that initially I felt deprived of FS, but actually a HJ, at least the Sazanka version, is a real treat. I always instruct the lady to go very slow and the challenge is to see how long I can last, something I would never have the discipline to do if I was in the driving seat, so to speak?

Sounds like you are too honest!

[Fast Eddie 48]

I was at Catherne today, pick # 48 red tag1700 bht.A nice young lady.No english at all.A little shy, new in the business.A nice bath, BBBJ in the bath tub and in bed, very tight.After one pop, I took a 30 min rest and went for the 2 pops.Very good vaule for the bht.Also check out La defense next door.The cost there is 2200bht.The girls are not any better, but they have model for 3000-3500 bht.Fast eddie 48

[Seydlitz]

As a bare flesh lover, I can't see myself going there.

I can see your point. To each his own. The truth is that there is no need to choose one versus the other when one can do both. Personally, I have only very limited mongering leeway and Sazanka is the maximum that the ball and chain will tolerate (and even that has a price to pay, sometimes months after the deed).I must say that initially I felt deprived of FS, but actually a HJ, at least the Sazanka version, is a real treat. I always instruct the lady to go very slow and the challenge is to see how long I can last, something I would never have the discipline to do if I was in the driving seat, so to speak?

[Satrai2000]

HJ IS included in the package. Looks lke you got fucked by more than her finger Joking aside, you should have asked the Papasan at the entrance and he would have told you

Probably I was fucked as well. Been there quite a lot of times and always tipped the ladies 500Bht.The (Japanese) papasan never told me. Only talked with me about the Yen and the Singaporean Dollar in broken English.

[M P Lurker]

No Sazanka lady ever asked me for a tip. The awesome HJ is standard. What differs is the way each lady does it. Some are more sensual than others. None ever removed her clothes with me though.

As a bare flesh lover, I can't see myself going there.I would rather go to a low class blowjob joint and try to get most of the girls naked. In fact its my fantasy to go to SOL and see just how many girls I can get naked, grope, lick out and screw in one session. But when the opportunity comes up, I seem not to go there for the implementation. Maybe its something to do with an Opebo report. Maybe just not enough of them look over a 6 out of 10. Excessive fantasy but more conservative reality.

[Seydlitz]

Made the payment and tip her discreetly before leaving. However, it kinda leave a bitter taste in my mouth as the last time I was there, "tip" was not discussed. Can any senior members comment?

No Sazanka lady ever asked me for a tip. The awesome HJ is standard. What differs is the way each lady does it. Some are more sensual than others. None ever removed her clothes with me though.

[NicFrenchy]

She was rubbing little junior and poking her finger into my arse, whispering and pleading with me. Anyway, she had her way. ...it kinda leave a bitter taste in my mouth as the last time I was there, "tip" was not discussed. Can any senior members comment?

HJ IS included in the package. Looks lke you got fucked by more than her finger Joking aside, you should have asked the Papasan at the entrance and he would have told you

[Joesin]

Went to Sazanka to scrub some dead skin off, but it turn out to be a kg of them at the end of it. M**, the executioner, is very good with the massage and was practically smilling and joking throughout the session. The whole session was very enjoyable. First the complete wash while laying there, following by a very good scrub and salt tapping. After which was treated to a hot towel massage and followed by lotion massage. Ended with a superb HJ.Now, before the finale, she wanted 500bt for the HJ which she will remove her top. All the while I thought it is included in the package. I tried to bring it down to 300bt, but eventually backed down as her unique technique of negotiation won. She was rubbing little junior and poking her finger into my arse, whispering and pleading with me. Anyway, she had her way. She removed her top and show a very nice body. No body fats or tummy and a very nice cup B. She imitate different love making positions and still maintaining the HJ, eventually exploded with reverse cowgirl style. Totally awesome.Made the payment and tip her discreetly before leaving. However, it kinda leave a bitter taste in my mouth as the last time I was there, "tip" was not discussed. Can any senior members comment?EDITOR'S NOTE: I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here for more information.

[Easy2007]

I sometimes question if truth exists or do we merely have sets of conflicting views over what really happened.In the end, if I didn't see it, then it probably didn't happen, and even if I did see it, it still might not have happened.

Have you just watched "The Oxford Murders"?