Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Optional]

Looks like I need to check out Lord. What's the best time of day to see the biggest lineup and not so packed with guys.

I'm not a huge fan of Lord. I get the appeal. The girls there are all model types (mostly car show models) - tall, busty, light skinned, with tons of makeup. But they all feel too "professional" for me. I guess I prefer the girl-next-door type. The prices are also quite steep. I checked out The Lord over this past weekend around late afternoon, but due to the holiday, the selection was limited, only had about 10 girls total. There will probably be more now that the holiday is over. I think the best time to go to soapies is 4 or 5 pm: that sweet spot when most of the girls have arrived to work, but most of their clients haven't gotten off work yet.

[Banana Boi]

Looks like I need to check out Lord if talent beats top thermae girls. What's the best time of day to see the biggest lineup and not so packed with guys.

[Syzygies]

I think soapies are the best value, because the price and quality point. No marked-up tourist prices (minus the falang surcharge, which isn't that much compared to suhkumwit prices). And wayyy better talent than the country / fat girls who work on sukhumvit area.

There is no doubt that free lancers on the street are the best value, if you can find a good one. 2nd best is budget soapies, then oilies, the Thermae, then bargirls, etc. The Lord is way down the list for value, and probably comes even after Smooci escorts. The top girl prices in Lord are really high with farang Surcharge added. You aren't going to get a pornstar. Could possibly get a bargirl for the whole night for same price or less.

What do I need a highly educated Hi-so dick scared potentially surgeries hooker for? Okay I exaggerate. I would take one if she was good enough value for money. Spent a lot of time surveying the entire Lord line up more than once but was hard to find the perfect girl, especially not in the lower price brackets.

[ParkVille]

I tried it once and the Service level did not satisfy me. Wasted my money. Was pretty hard to find a girl sufficiently stunning to warrant paying 5 or 6 K. Of course my taste is biased by hating tit and nose jobs (I don't pay high money for that). I got all natural white skinned girl (co-incidence) but service was very ordinary and not to GFE level. Mind you I have been dissatisfied by service at most Soapies in recent years, including Nataree. I have got lucky occasionally, like last Evita visit. Girl was pretty, very good GFE, and quite cheap as well.

Roll the Dice! YMMV. Depends on the girl and the customer. The Lord has some super stunners, but still few to my difficult specs. Stunners tend to be busy unless can sit and wait for a long while. I would prefer a girl a lot of fun, and just moderately pretty natural model type. I also prefer environment where can chat to the girl for quite some time before deciding. So bars work better for me. Worth a look in the Lord more than once to see what the standard is to your taste. However you are not going to get a Tulip like service, and even GFE is not guaranteed. I could try The Lord again, but will remain extremely fussy with my choice.

The girl I saw at The Lord 2 weeks ago had no plastic surgeries. Just a really round butt and very real see cup tits, quite full titted, especially for a Thai girl. She had a falang BF for 1 year so she could speak perfectly normal English, and didn't conform to the plastic surgery clinic culture that most Thai girls do. I think you have to walk around the model area more, in my experience. I'm kind of shy and sometimes wouldn't really scope out the entire line-up. The better looking girls are behind the couch and also sitting in the chairs (mine was sitting in one of the chairs). I would suggest getting up close, but yes most of the girls there are not good looking because of the plastic surgery. They mostly all look so same-same, conforming to that stupid look. But a few natural girls are present.

In general, all of my best Ratachada soapy trips involve being horny and picky. Horny meaning that I'm eager, but picky in that I have patience. I am walking in and out of 2-3 shops, looking for the perfect choice.

[ParkVille]

It's very good value, way better value than going to a gogo bar / suhkumvit hooker. Those oilly / gogo on suhkumvit girls are a little too on the low-so side, and always very poorly educated. And their price is just too high in the gogos (tourist traps), and with regards to looks, most of the decent looking ones have left the oilly scene with no attractive replacements (going to Korea, or who knows).

I think soapies are the best value, because the price and quality point. No marked-up tourist prices (minus the falang surcharge, which isn't that much compared to suhkumwit prices). And wayyy better talent than the country / fat girls who work on sukhumvit area.

Went to the Lord 2 weeks ago with a Thai friend. Booked a huge suite room, but moved onto private room after chatting with the girls. They were quite nice, educated. Mine was rather funny actually, and dressed very well, looked like a model of course. It's possible to exchange LINE with them easily and work out a system where you see them at the shop and later outside the shop as well, if they are up for that arrangement (they like you, how long it takes to get to your place, how much you pay, etc). I had a really, really attractive girl from the Lord get my email and asked to hang out with me last year (but I couldn't since I had a GF at the time). I'm currently have a girl 3600 baht S model from a different soapy come over to my place about twice a week. And that obviously is way cheaper than what I pay at the soapy, since they take a fair cut.

So, I cannot find quality at the tourist places anymore, not for awhile. Especially nothing new (exciting). I think going where the locals frequent is always going to get the best service / product-quality, and this isn't just true for sex. Same applies to food, a decent massage, haircut, the list goes on.

[Syzygies]

Thanks for sharing NB. Quality information posted by a Senior reporter is what I want to read. I have visited Lords a couple of times and passed because of the price, and also simply because I did not know until now the girls really do the deed well. I will give them a try.

I tried it once and the Service level did not satisfy me. Wasted my money. Was pretty hard to find a girl sufficiently stunning to warrant paying 5 or 6 K. Of course my taste is biased by hating tit and nose jobs (I don't pay high money for that). I got all natural white skinned girl (co-incidence) but service was very ordinary and not to GFE level. Mind you I have been dissatisfied by service at most Soapies in recent years, including Nataree. I have got lucky occasionally, like last Evita visit. Girl was pretty, very good GFE, and quite cheap as well.

Roll the Dice! YMMV. Depends on the girl and the customer. The Lord has some super stunners, but still few to my difficult specs. Stunners tend to be busy unless can sit and wait for a long while. I would prefer a girl a lot of fun, and just moderately pretty natural model type. I also prefer environment where can chat to the girl for quite some time before deciding. So bars work better for me. Worth a look in the Lord more than once to see what the standard is to your taste. However you are not going to get a Tulip like service, and even GFE is not guaranteed. I could try The Lord again, but will remain extremely fussy with my choice.

[Franciscass]

I don't expect too much from my Go Go girls other than good looks, DFK, a fairly decent BBBJ, DATY, a couple of different positions in intercourse, a little GFE and of course that passion thing.

That's not expecting much, really, Jeez I would settle for any 5 and consider it a good session not great but good.

[Ralph Kramden]

For what it's worth, I think the service at the Lord is really good, meaning way above average soapy sex, and like I posted; I have come to expect a very consistent, high level of quality service from most of the girls. Comparing the Lord to Tulip is kind of like comparing a Maserati to a Ford Mustang V8 which are both pretty fast cars, so they have that in common. With the Lord, everything is upscale; the rooms, the girls, and the white glove service they perform. Its hard to describe, maybe read one of my trip reports to get a better idea, but I think Lord girl sex is more refined and the girls possess more finesse, if not more sexual expertise than Tulip girls. If I were looking to make a close comparison, it would be comparing the Lord to a couple of high class Macau Saunas like Rio Sauna. The Chinese Rio girls are hotter looking IMHO and they perform a few more things like cat licking one's entire body including the souls of your feet and they perform the famous fire & ice BJ's. Other than that both places provide very similar private sessions.

Tulip is almost the exact opposite of the Lord in most ways like quality of the rooms, the decor, and with the Tulip girls being far less attractive and rawer, let's get it on type porn star girls. There is no doubt that some, I say some of the Tulip girls know what they are doing for sure and like doing it. So, the thing both places have in common is that you can have a pretty wild good time in either one and its a different kind of sex than the basic boy girl love sex usually experienced with Go Go girls and FL's. Don't get me wrong, I like that basic boy girl sex I have with my favorite Go Go girls where enthusiasm and passion make or break the session, but I don't expect too much from my Go Go girls other than good looks, DFK, a fairly decent BBBJ, DATY, a couple of different positions in intercourse, a little GFE and of course that passion thing.

I would say this, if multiple shots anal is what you are after at a very competitive price and you are not too demanding about looks, then Tulip is your kind of place. I prefer vaginal sex with pretty girls who have great technique which enables them to deliver a kind of sexual service above and beyond that which I just described as Go Go girl basic boy girl love sex. Then throw in some passion from the girls as well and I hope you now understand why I like the Lord and why I pay up to go there about once a week when I am in town. In short, I like the place and I like the girls.

Thanks for sharing NB. Quality information posted by a Senior reporter is what I want to read. I have visited Lords a couple of times and passed because of the price, and also simply because I did not know until now the girls really do the deed well. I will give them a try.

[Goatscrot]

Thank you for elaborating on The Lord service. Seems like it might be worthwhile for the small minority of punters who only want one shot and can extend it over a considerable length of time.

For me, having to pay 5 k-10 k baht for one pop, and then have to actually negotiate for the second one is a deal breaker, no matter how good that one pop might be. Given that an average sex act takes 7 min, but 40% of them are completed in 2 min or so, it might not be worthwhile for most people (for the sex, posh surroundings are what some will pay for).

Agreed. Would not pay that unless she was a superstar in looks and performance. Skill set of the best looking Tulip gal and model quality looks. Multiple shots would have to be on the table as well. I just don't see the value for money in this. For some, I guess there is. For me 200 plus USD buys a lot of other things.

[Crocodilexp]

3. Multiple pops - No unless you want to tip extra, extra. But most of my Lord sessions run into overtime with only 1 shot, so I don't feel I am missing anything. A customer can always extend the session, making it a 2 shot double session if he so chooses, but that's going to cost you.

Thank you for elaborating on The Lord service. Seems like it might be worthwhile for the small minority of punters who only want one shot and can extend it over a considerable length of time.

For me, having to pay 5 k-10 k baht for one pop, and then have to actually negotiate for the second one is a deal breaker, no matter how good that one pop might be. Given that an average sex act takes 7 min, but 40% of them are completed in 2 min or so, it might not be worthwhile for most people (for the sex, posh surroundings are what some will pay for).

[Zauberfee]

Actually I'm in Thailand for a non-mongering trip, but had some time for some relaxing massage on a Saturday night.

Arrived at about 9 pm at Snow White when 6 to 8 girls were available. While there was no obvious choice and no really sexy / stunning girls, I followed my simple rule of taking the girl with the biggest smile.

Girl: Shirley or Cherry (difficult to understand).

Age: late 20's / early 30's.

Home: Surin.

Place: Snow White.

Price: 1. 900 b for 1 HR.

Shots: 1, but probably more if you can manage.

Body: ok face with a nice smile, meaty / big body but not really fat, thick thighs, 160 cm tall, shoulderlong brown hair, hanging be cup, nice round ass, some bigger belly, slightly baby damage.

Room: standard room at Snow White which fitted the purpose.

Sex: Excellent / outstanding.

Massage: no massage, just went straight up for fucking.

Other: DFK, DT, anal.

What Shirley lacks on physical appearances she definately makes it up with her attitude and her performance. Her face rates for me average at best and her body probably is even below average.

But once in the room Shirley swung into high gear and started DT even before entering the shower. Great sucking and good kissing. Once back on the bed Shirley revealed to me that she likes to get fucked in the ass. So who I am not to obey and pounded her ass in many positions. Shirley took everything like a pro, always with a smile on her face. After some great fucking she finally kneeled down in front of me and got a cum shot right on her face.

That's what I call a true porn star experience.

I understand that a lot of guys will stay away from her because of her underwhelming looks. That's ok, so you don't have to complain.

But those guys like me who prefer performance over looks can't go wrong with Shirley.

[Member #4698]

Is the service at The Lord really so great? Do they even match Tulip (which is 1/3 of the price), routinely offering anal, deep throat BJs and multiple pops?

1. No anal.

2. Deep throat BJ's - Yes and for me, far more important, is they know how to give a BJ, so they can bring you up to the line of orgasm, but not over it, and bring you back to the line again and again. Macau girls know this technique as well. Go Go girls and most other massage girls don't have a clue.

3. Multiple pops - No unless you want to tip extra, extra. But most of my Lord sessions run into overtime with only 1 shot, so I don't feel I am missing anything. A customer can always extend the session, making it a 2 shot double session if he so chooses, but that's going to cost you. Most times I would rather relax for a couple hours, go have dinner, and then find a Go Go girl or FL for my 2nd round. So I have never done a double session at the Lord, but I have at Rio in Macau and Hotel Alexis in Jakarta. All I can say is they were both amazing girls!

[Member #4698]

Is the service at The Lord really so great? I haven't heard other reports saying that, most that I hear is service is solid but rather run of the mill. Do they even match Tulip (which is 1/3 of the price), routinely offering anal, deep throat BJs and multiple pops?

For what it's worth, I think the service at the Lord is really good, meaning way above average soapy sex, and like I posted; I have come to expect a very consistent, high level of quality service from most of the girls. Comparing the Lord to Tulip is kind of like comparing a Maserati to a Ford Mustang V8 which are both pretty fast cars, so they have that in common. With the Lord, everything is upscale; the rooms, the girls, and the white glove service they perform. Its hard to describe, maybe read one of my trip reports to get a better idea, but I think Lord girl sex is more refined and the girls possess more finesse, if not more sexual expertise than Tulip girls. If I were looking to make a close comparison, it would be comparing the Lord to a couple of high class Macau Saunas like Rio Sauna. The Chinese Rio girls are hotter looking IMHO and they perform a few more things like cat licking one's entire body including the souls of your feet and they perform the famous fire & ice BJ's. Other than that both places provide very similar private sessions.

Tulip is almost the exact opposite of the Lord in most ways like quality of the rooms, the decor, and with the Tulip girls being far less attractive and rawer, let's get it on type porn star girls. There is no doubt that some, I say some of the Tulip girls know what they are doing for sure and like doing it. So, the thing both places have in common is that you can have a pretty wild good time in either one and its a different kind of sex than the basic boy girl love sex usually experienced with Go Go girls and FL's. Don't get me wrong, I like that basic boy girl sex I have with my favorite Go Go girls where enthusiasm and passion make or break the session, but I don't expect too much from my Go Go girls other than good looks, DFK, a fairly decent BBBJ, DATY, a couple of different positions in intercourse, a little GFE and of course that passion thing.

I would say this, if multiple shots anal is what you are after at a very competitive price and you are not too demanding about looks, then Tulip is your kind of place. I prefer vaginal sex with pretty girls who have great technique which enables them to deliver a kind of sexual service above and beyond that which I just described as Go Go girl basic boy girl love sex. Then throw in some passion from the girls as well and I hope you now understand why I like the Lord and why I pay up to go there about once a week when I am in town. In short, I like the place and I like the girls.

[Rewsna]

I hit up the 3 massage parlors on Sukhumvit 33 around 3 pm, and they seemed either not to be ready or not full. The choices were not much to look at (5-6). I picked a 7 named DIA from Love Teen with barely a size A cup. AA? Anyway, she was good. Anyway, that's not my point.

3 years ago, in the same place, same time, I found more than 8 girls around there who were really cute (7-9), and I regretted that I only had 2 of them. It seems the quality has gone down since then.

And the traffic has gotten worse.

[John Traveller]

Thanks for the input.

Yes I do prefer quantity over quality, so going for high price options like Lord might be a good idea. Better with one good experiences than two mediocre ones. For the price you qoute for Lord, the looks of the girl should also be good (not only the service), but I guess that's the case?

Also it's easier and more relaxing going to a place where good looks and service are more garanteered. Still, sometimes I find it exiting to invesitigate other options as well. Yes it takes more time and work, but depending on my mood I sometimes find that an interesting challenge.

Just want to know my options in Bkk-soapy, I will investigate further using the places suggested in this forum as a guide. I would appreciate some advice about when is the best time to go.