Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Kuratla]

I wanted a good massage yesterday morning. So planned to go see Doki Doki. Went there around 2 pm and almost everyone was busy. The ones I saw were not worth the 3500 be. I asked to book someone for today, and they said it will be closed.

So went to soi 22, Passion massage. Always polite mamsan welcomed me and showed me the menu. Their menu sometimes gets overwhelming for me. But after looking at it for few seconds, I choose nuru gel massage for 90 m (exactly what I wanted at doki doki).

Masan asked for 2000 b, LOL, I asked to see girls. And man, I am not kidding, there were just 3 girls (one of them was eating) and no way I was taking any of those. I told mamsan I will come later on, but she asked me to sit and called for more girls from her other shops. Even then there were 6-7 girls and I liked nothing but it was quite hot outside. So I chose one who was in hot black dress.

Minnie.

https://bangkokbunnymassage.com/masseuses/minnie/

She took me to Bangkok bunny shop, just right next door. We went upstairs in room and she said she will be back in few minutes.

Once she is as back, we went for shower, and one thing I noticed, she was not much into talking or touching. I tried to play with her boobs but she took my hands off.

After drying myself, I went to bed, and she started the massage. Hmm it was bad. But once gel came into play, it got better. Real fun started when she started massaging my balls. After 30 minutes, she said she will be back in few minutes, because she is going for "toilet".

She came back in 3-4 minutes. Then I turned on my back and she started massage my cock and balls. I tried to touch her thighs and foot while lying down, but she removed my hands the moment I touched her. This was a big turn off for me. But her big saggy boobs and kinda-cute face (in dim light), was enough for me to come by hand job. But I took good 40-45 minutes, and she clearly was pissed off. She even stopped once and asked do I want to come or not LOL.

If she has given little bit of GFE, I would have given much better tip, but because of her pure mechanical service, I gave her the lowest tip I give to someone, 150 b.

WIR. No way jn hell.

Boobs. Saagy but big.

Height - 5 ft 5 in (no I don't have scale, I am just guessing).

Ass. Good enough.

Shaved. Yes.

GFE - 0.

Pretty sure that's Game previously from Cherry. Guess her time in Oman ruined her.

[Gargano19]

Lately I read a few reports about tipping girls even for very bad service. I don't want to pass for the tip police or whatever, as anyone of course is free to do what they want with their money. I can understand a tip for a good service, but where the idea come from of a tip for a bad service?

Sorry to quote you in particular, just wanted to ask in general.

I know lot of people have said why I give tips even after kind-of bad service, well I don't mind giving them 150 b. I only don't give tip, if I didn't come or she really pissed me off.

[Ixgzca]

I wanted a good massage yesterday morning. So planned to go see Doki Doki. Went there around 2 pm and almost everyone was busy. The ones I saw were not worth the 3500 be. I asked to book someone for today, and they said it will be closed.

So went to soi 22, Passion massage. Always polite mamsan welcomed me and showed me the menu. Their menu sometimes gets overwhelming for me. But after looking at it for few seconds, I choose nuru gel massage for 90 m (exactly what I wanted at doki doki).

Masan asked for 2000 b, LOL, I asked to see girls. And man, I am not kidding, there were just 3 girls (one of them was eating) and no way I was taking any of those. I told mamsan I will come later on, but she asked me to sit and called for more girls from her other shops. Even then there were 6-7 girls and I liked nothing but it was quite hot outside. So I chose one who was in hot black dress.

Minnie.

https://bangkokbunnymassage.com/masseuses/minnie/

She took me to Bangkok bunny shop, just right next door. We went upstairs in room and she said she will be back in few minutes.

Once she is as back, we went for shower, and one thing I noticed, she was not much into talking or touching. I tried to play with her boobs but she took my hands off.

After drying myself, I went to bed, and she started the massage. Hmm it was bad. But once gel came into play, it got better. Real fun started when she started massaging my balls. After 30 minutes, she said she will be back in few minutes, because she is going for "toilet".

She came back in 3-4 minutes. Then I turned on my back and she started massage my cock and balls. I tried to touch her thighs and foot while lying down, but she removed my hands the moment I touched her. This was a big turn off for me. But her big saggy boobs and kinda-cute face (in dim light), was enough for me to come by hand job. But I took good 40-45 minutes, and she clearly was pissed off. She even stopped once and asked do I want to come or not LOL.

If she has given little bit of GFE, I would have given much better tip, but because of her pure mechanical service, I gave her the lowest tip I give to someone, 150 b.

WIR. No way jn hell.

Boobs. Saagy but big.

Height - 5 ft 5 in (no I don't have scale, I am just guessing).

Ass. Good enough.

Shaved. Yes.

GFE - 0.

Don't be afraid to walk away next time. Could've saved some baht. Most of the shops on that soi are just not up to snuff.

[Goatscrot]

I have met some like that. Some will give directions to get you into many different positions to please you. They would even force multiple pops out of you, and would be very proud to tell you afterward that I knew you could do it.

They are few and far between now. Used to be all the gals at Tulip, Mango, and Snow were like that. Not anymore. It's a crapshoot every time.

[Francesco24]

Lately I read a few reports about tipping girls even for very bad service. I don't want to pass for the tip police or whatever, as anyone of course is free to do what they want with their money. I can understand a tip for a good service, but where the idea come from of a tip for a bad service?

Sorry to quote you in particular, just wanted to ask in general.

I wanted a good massage yesterday morning. So planned to go see Doki Doki. Went there around 2 pm and almost everyone was busy. The ones I saw were not worth the 3500 be. I asked to book someone for today, and they said it will be closed.

So went to soi 22, Passion massage. Always polite mamsan welcomed me and showed me the menu. Their menu sometimes gets overwhelming for me. But after looking at it for few seconds, I choose nuru gel massage for 90 m (exactly what I wanted at doki doki).

Masan asked for 2000 b, LOL, I asked to see girls. And man, I am not kidding, there were just 3 girls (one of them was eating) and no way I was taking any of those. I told mamsan I will come later on, but she asked me to sit and called for more girls from her other shops. Even then there were 6-7 girls and I liked nothing but it was quite hot outside. So I chose one who was in hot black dress.

Minnie.

https://bangkokbunnymassage.com/masseuses/minnie/

She took me to Bangkok bunny shop, just right next door. We went upstairs in room and she said she will be back in few minutes..

[Gargano19]

I wanted a good massage yesterday morning. So planned to go see Doki Doki. Went there around 2 pm and almost everyone was busy. The ones I saw were not worth the 3500 be. I asked to book someone for today, and they said it will be closed.

So went to soi 22, Passion massage. Always polite mamsan welcomed me and showed me the menu. Their menu sometimes gets overwhelming for me. But after looking at it for few seconds, I choose nuru gel massage for 90 m (exactly what I wanted at doki doki).

Masan asked for 2000 b, LOL, I asked to see girls. And man, I am not kidding, there were just 3 girls (one of them was eating) and no way I was taking any of those. I told mamsan I will come later on, but she asked me to sit and called for more girls from her other shops. Even then there were 6-7 girls and I liked nothing but it was quite hot outside. So I chose one who was in hot black dress.

Minnie.

https://bangkokbunnymassage.com/masseuses/minnie/

She took me to Bangkok bunny shop, just right next door. We went upstairs in room and she said she will be back in few minutes.

Once she is as back, we went for shower, and one thing I noticed, she was not much into talking or touching. I tried to play with her boobs but she took my hands off.

After drying myself, I went to bed, and she started the massage. Hmm it was bad. But once gel came into play, it got better. Real fun started when she started massaging my balls. After 30 minutes, she said she will be back in few minutes, because she is going for "toilet".

She came back in 3-4 minutes. Then I turned on my back and she started massage my cock and balls. I tried to touch her thighs and foot while lying down, but she removed my hands the moment I touched her. This was a big turn off for me. But her big saggy boobs and kinda-cute face (in dim light), was enough for me to come by hand job. But I took good 40-45 minutes, and she clearly was pissed off. She even stopped once and asked do I want to come or not LOL.

If she has given little bit of GFE, I would have given much better tip, but because of her pure mechanical service, I gave her the lowest tip I give to someone, 150 b.

WIR. No way jn hell.

Boobs. Saagy but big.

Height - 5 ft 5 in (no I don't have scale, I am just guessing).

Ass. Good enough.

Shaved. Yes.

GFE - 0.

[Kirsia123]

Cherry.

Moya.

Fit and tight and did absolutely everything I asked including pushing through the pain barrier so I could pop in her ass.

Shy girl but very interested and attentive.

Great report!

Are the pictures on the Cherry website of Moya accurate?

How is her English?

I've been in contact with Cherry and Focus is back in her hometown.

They recommended Moya instead.

/ Kirisa.

[KoolGuy85]

I had an amazing time at Doki Doki today. This was my first nuru experience and it was memorable. I opted for a young, petite girl called Leh.

Started of with a bath, moved on to nuru, then FS and finished in her mouth. She took it slow and maintained a perfect balance of eye contact and closing her eyes during BBBJ.

After the act she told me that I was her last customer for the day. She then asked me if I was going out for drinks. I foolishly told her that I would just get a few beers from 7 11 and head back to the hotel. And then she said in that case she would go out for drinks another day when I visit her.

I had an Eureka moment but was kind of dumbfounded and could not say anything. She hugged me and said her good bye. I was cursing myself the whole way back.

Damage: 3000 baht.

Face: 8/10 very cute.

Complexion: fair.

Ass: small 6/10.

Body: 8/10 petite and to my taste.

Service: 10/10.

WIR: most likely.

Doki Doki doesn't accept card payments.

Can anyone please suggest a massage place that accepts cards? Thanks in advance.

P.S.: tomorrow it will be closed on occasion of some Thai holiday. Also, supermarkets won't be selling alcohol tomorrow.

[BrookeMad]

Focus has an amazing body, took a good ass pounding, swallowed my load, spoke excellent English.

I'll return to see focus and try with a different girl.

Agree with the recent posts on her, she has an amazing body and is looking fresh! Was stoked to see Focus back on the Cherry website and booked her for an afternoon at the hotel. This was a few weeks ago, after my session with Candy. Sounds like she was in the Middle East for a few years but back in BKK now. Her English is great so it was easy to have a conversation with her and catch up, she was in a chatty mood when I saw her and was very easygoing.

The sex was great. Nice oral (though not as deep as Candy or Sprite) before putting the condom on and entering her ass (her suggestion, she remembered that I spent a lot of time in her ass on previous occasions). Did the same again this time, lots of anal in various positions before I busted inside her for round 1. She gave me a nice massage to recover before starting round 2. Again, nice long session of oral and more ass fucking, starting with doggy. I was getting tired so I lay on my back while she straddled me and impaled herself slowly on my cock, again into her ass. She rode me in cowgirl enthusiastically, taking me all the way in, not flinching in the slightest. I played with her tits while she rode me until I started getting close. Pulled her close into a hug, took over the rhythm and pumped furiously till I came. I was sweating and out of breath.

Into the shower together to get cleaned up, she soaped me up and washed me down. Dressed and left with a cheery kiss on the cheek. Was great fun getting reacquainted with Focus's ass after so long. She's in great shape and very enthusiastic! Will definitely try her again on my next trip.

[Nounce]

. I've had some oily gals that actually put forth the effort. They were interested in what turned a man out and did seem to derive some pleasure from experimenting and finding out.

I have met some like that. Some will give directions to get you into many different positions to please you. They would even force multiple pops out of you, and would be very proud to tell you afterward that I knew you could do it.

[BrookeMad]

Can she take a good spray (COF) and CIM + swallow?

/ Kirsia!

Not sure about COF but yes to CIM and she sucks every last drop out of you. YMMV on whether she swallows or not, she did once before but that's no guarantee that she will every time. If it's important to you then make that clear to her at the start, her English is pretty decent.

[Francesco24]

I saw her pics on the website and she seemed cute enough to try her so made a booking.

Sadly she is quite overweight (even she looks normal in the pics) and her face is quite worse than pics too.

Service quite poor / average too (no PSE or GFE / passion).

Mostly to warn others who may be lured by the cute pics.

[Supmam]

Don't think she's retired might be keeping a low profile. Some members here might know more.

The Candy I have been with is with Snow White. And she is the one I am referring to.

The other Candy, possibly more famous appears to have retired?!

/ Kirsia.

[Goatscrot]

Had a walk up 24/1 to peruse this afternoon. Talent was appallingly poor. Didn't see anything I would spring 2 k for. Also popped into Cupid. Wow! Cupid gals even older than Tulip gals.

It's bleak out there. Even the oilies that were known for better looking gals and poorer service have very little to offer now. No wonder these places are struggling for customers. I saw several groups of Asian guys walk in and walk out of several shops. It's just not good enough.

Money stayed in my pocket.

[ThailandBound]

My most recent massage girl experiences.

Chrome.

Oah.

Highlight of my 2018.

Very slim very cute.

I've known her a while, always asked for anal, finally got it.

Would only do it in cowgirl but was my absolute pleasure to break in that little ass.

Good long BJ and squealed during anal.

Mango.

Eel.

Nice body, shy cute girl.

1st customer / farang.

Previously worked in chiang mai Korean oily.

Very tight pussy, would not try A+ but happy to try lots of positions.

CIM was good.

Cherry.

Moya.

Fit and tight and did absolutely everything I asked including pushing through the pain barrier so I could pop in her ass.

Shy girl but very interested and attentive.

Focus, Ying.

Focus has an amazing body, took a good ass pounding, swallowed my load, spoke excellent English.

Ying is recently "coming back" so body not as tight, enthusiastic but says sorry too much, could only take half of me in her ass though.

Focus was encouraging her to take more and really ran the whole show / session.

I'll return to see focus and try with a different girl.

Bamboo. Extra charges for A+.

Ja.

She looks a 10 on the website but is a 5 in reality.

Told me she's 32 in November, only worked at bamboo 6 months, neither can possibly be true.

Nice frame but sagging silicone breasts, scars on her legs, moley / scabby patches on her back and around the top of her ass.

Good massage, rims enthusiastically and likes hardcore face fucking and slapping (her head hanging over the bed she had no probs gagging and let everything drip down her face) were the only plus points.

I entered her ass with no issues at all, clearly she gets ragged quite often as felt like a chasm in there, so went back to her mouth where she swallowed every drop.

Definitely a pse just wish I had seen her 10, even 5 years younger.

Yaya.

No DT no ff but very nice smooth skin and firm breasts.

Three holes, better body, same service.

A+ accepted and worth the extra we negotiated.

Great session spent in her ass.

CIM was decent.

Candy.

Ploy.

Nice firm breasts, bit chunkier than I'd normally go for.

Anal was good but she kept running to the bathroom but finally settled in.

No BJ skills.

Smooci extra 2 k for anal.

Joined up for the extra features.

Made my request and watched the GPS signal make its way to my hotel, like waiting for an Uber.

[CodeWord901] arrived at my door on time, cash paid and within 5 minutes I was in her ass.

This was a PSE from the very start, I think we exchanged 50 words in the whole 4 hours.

Diana.

Same process, arrived on time.

Would not allow full Anal penetration so not happy overall but she did everything else I asked.

Really beautiful girl, so beautiful I might try her again.

Jane.

Same problem as Diana but eventually got into it.

I offered further cash to carry on and she seemed to change gear right then.

Tulip.

Ying, Leena.

Having heard good things about Leena and Opor I asked for an outcall.

Opor busy but offered 3 names, chose Ying who I've seen before.

Ying recognized me straight away.

After a chat we had negotiated no changing of condom malarkey.

They were both excellent obviously Leena was tighter and thus she received the majority of my attention, but Ying was very good too overall.

Bambi.

Visited around 6 on a weekday, only 5 girls.

Chose Bambi and was very happy.

Long aal session and CIM.

Had her before so knew what to expect.