Bangkok Massage Parlors - TULIP ONLY!

[GrapeMan]

Crazy thing is the older lady (around 35) didn't put my dick all the way in. (I'm black american) I opted for a handjob and was out of there in 45 minutes. Terrible and worst money I've spent in Thailand.

Here name was Bebe. Most of the ladies in there were 30+ hears old but there was a few younger ones there, but just not my size to the liking.

I assure you, Bebe is a total rock star, she just turned 30, myself and others have had her many times, she's fairly new to Tulip, been there a bit under 2 years. Could have been a bad day, but she is consistently one of the top performers and outshines many of the old standards there. YMMV type situation. I've been all around and she is one of the best performers. YMMV I guess again. Especially Bebe (BB?) as she speaks good english and is fun and bubbly and is a damn porn star in bed usually, which of course is the reason to go to Tulip. Sounds like a bad day, sorry to hear.

Tulip for me remains pretty consistent, once in a while I get a girl and its clear she's not all there for the session, but this is the outlier.

[City Shocker]

Went to Tulips with a friend, a day trip from Pattaya. I've been to Tulips before a couple years ago and had a great time with a lady (don't remember her name.) I've been thinking about that place for a long time so I finally had chance to visit again this month.

Took the bold from Pattaya (1,200 baht + tolls). Cycled through 3 drivers cancelling on the app after they realized we wanted to go to Bangkok. Took over an hour for a driver to confirm the ride and he raised the price by another 300 baht when he arrived.

Walked into Tulips around 2 pm. THE ENERGY WAS LOW. About 8 girls in the front all sitting around on their phones. No one greeted us upon arrival, only mamasan. After walking deeper into the room, we approached to counter where mamansan escorted us. She stated the prices and asked for money before we made a choice of the ladies we wanted.

Fast forward. We each picked an lady and headed to a room.

The place has definitely gone down. Dirty and outdated rooms. Floors were dirty, shower was barley worked and the room was very dark and dimly lit. Terrible.

Through thin walls I could hear loud screams and moans from others with girls in separate rooms. It was a like a script.

Offer you a drink (over priced).

Take a shower.

Suck dick.

Eat ass.

Fuck.

Crazy thing is the older lady (around 35) didn't put my dick all the way in. (I'm black american) I opted for a handjob and was out of there in 45 minutes. Terrible and worst money I've spent in Thailand.

Here name was Bebe. Most of the ladies in there were 30+ hears old but there was a few younger ones there, but just not my size to the liking.

[BogieMaker]

Can you please explain to us why you call this a "Freakshow"? Thanks.

I agree what part was the Freaky part.

No paragraphs now that is freaky.

[Cornwall]

Can you please explain to us why you call this a "Freakshow"? Thanks.

[Zhagolo52]

Stopped mid afternoon and asked for 2 girl show and big room. I forget who I got but they were ok looking. They definitely made up in fun and willingness to please. In room shower prep. I brought a bag of toys with me. Double BBBJ, 69 on them, pulled out the vibrators and they went to town on each other. Until they made each other cum, once that happened more BBBJ, then hard spot stimulation by me on one of them till she came and squirted, then the other one sucked on my finger and said it tasted sweet, the one that just finished then layed downed did some very good rimming on me, she was looking for gold I think, LOL. She then lay down face up with head hanging off table and some deep face fucking while the other took the big double dildo I brought and stuck it in her pussy then she took the other end and started fucking each other while I face fucked her until I came all over her face then they kissed. They got cleaned up, rested a bit had some beer, then grabbed some condoms and bent both over and took turns back and forth with their pussies, one had a dog collar on I brought and the other took a little leather flogger and was flogging her pretty good she had the biggest smile on her face, LOL. I asked for greek, she said yes please. Grabbed the lube and went in pretty easy and went to town, she grabbed a vibrator and put it inside her pussy and she was being DPed, while the other girl flogged her and being shocked by the dog collar. She coulnt take it any more so I switched condoms and girls and started fucking the other girls backdoor, she could really take it hard and as deep as I could give it, I stopped for a second and got the other girl to grab the double dildo and had then go doggy against each other for a bit, then I came on top and started to fuck her in the ass again DP while they were going doggy on each other. When I was about to pop I finished on both other face while they were kissing and that was the end of the freak show. Everyone stay safe out there.

[GrapeMan]

Hi,

I you take 2 (or more) girls, do they have some that will do Lesbian stuff with each other too?

Yes. This is pretty much the case for every MP. Especially the PSE ones (Tulip, Cherry, Snow White). You select one girl and she chooses the other. Make sure you specifiy you want lesbian just to make sure. Just say you want a threesome with lesbian and the girls will figure it out and if they won't do lesbian (for some reason) you just get different girls. Its not a big deal, they hear this and do this every day. Almost every girl there will do lesbian, some are more into it than others. You can direct them in the room, you want them to do something or lesbian stuff and they aren't doing it? Just say so. They are waiting for you to tell them

[Rotty66]

Hi,

I you take 2 (or more) girls, do they have some that will do Lesbian stuff with each other too?

[CreepLord]

I have been using this forum to get information for years and it's finally my time to contribute so I signed up.

I've been going to Tulip since 2006 and have had many wonderful times there, but my last experience tops them all. It was around 2 pm when I walked inside, and after seeing all the Tulip girls line up, I chose Mickey because she had this devilish smile that hooked me immediately. I took her for 90 minutes. We sat down in the little room and I told her I wanted to smoke some cannabis. Surprisingly that made her eyes light up and she asked if she could smoke with me. I don't drink alcohol and rarely find Thai girls that will get high with me so this was a treat. We smoked for at least half an hour and really laughed a lot. Mickey's English is very limited but Google translate was working just fine. I don't remember who made the first move, but all of a sudden we started furiously making out and it turned into one of the most natural, passionate sexual experiences I've ever had in Thailand. Everything was just fucking fantastic, and we did it all. Mickey said she loves to smoke ganga but rarely gets to, and said weed makes her really horny.

I realize I probably have a different agenda then many guys, as I have no agenda at all when I'm with a lady. I just look for a woman I'm attracted to and then see what happens.

So if you like to puff instead of sip, pick up a fat joint and go to Tulip and ask for Mickey.

[TConor]

I guess we are both over achievers. BB told me is spelled Fa.

Good research. And.

Blue.

Blo͞o.

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[BogieMaker]

Really a great lady spelled either way.

I guess we are both over achievers. BB told me is spelled Fa.

[TConor]

Last time I was at Tulip I did a double with BB and Faw. Always wanted a few fantasies fulfilled and they did not disappoint. Had a beer with BB and got treated to a great shower 🚿 with both girls. Had all of the offered services (rimming anal etc.) with both girls but no lesbian action. All the times I have been with BB she has never said no to a request.

I chat with BB on Line all the time, I will ask if she is into women or not.

Really a great lady spelled either way.

[BogieMaker]

Went to Tulip a bunch of times a while ago and never reported. Here's a short version of a few of them. Tulip and new Snow White are PSE now and always a good performance.

Last time I was at Tulip I did a double with BB and Faw. Always wanted a few fantasies fulfilled and they did not disappoint. Had a beer with BB and got treated to a great shower 🚿 with both girls. Had all of the offered services (rimming anal etc.) with both girls but no lesbian action. All the times I have been with BB she has never said no to a request.

I chat with BB on Line all the time, I will ask if she is into women or not.

[Ranvir 226]

Candy at Snowhite (they increased the price by 100 be for the 40 min and 1 h service). There are a couple of short reviews on her in the last few months that made me decide to give her a try.

Looks 6. 5/10 (decent face, large natural boobs, not really slim as she has a bit of belly).

Kiss 0/10 (she kept her face as far as possible all the time and as other reviews stated she doesn't like kissing I didn't even try).

BJ 4/10 (she asked if CBJ was ok at the very beginning and as I replied negatively she mostly stuck to balls and shaft. At the end she sucked a bit but nothing special and quite short.

Worse of all, she kept drying it with tissue very often).

Rimming 6/10 (she did it when asked but not for very long and not much involvment).

Sex 5/10 (nothing special, a lot of fake moaning, repeating often that "you can cum" anything even after just started few minutes).

Anal Sex 5/10 (as above).

CIM 0/10 (didn't really try to ask).

From the past reviews I knew she wasnt into kissing and DATY (so no real involvement in GFE or PSE) but I was OK to try for the A+and Rimming with a cute young girl. As both were far from special and BJ was even worse, I wold not repeat nor suggest. At least she is pleasant to speak with and smiling most of the time.

When I went last month. Took Candy and smile. Kissing and DATY both were in offer. But she was not as involved as smile.

[FunStone]

Went to Tulip a bunch of times a while ago and never reported. Here's a short version of a few of them. Tulip and new Snow White are PSE now and always a good performance.

BB. I've been a fan of her since she started and have been with her a bunch of times. Very fun girl, open and clearly into just about everything, very good english and always fun and bubbly and just a pleasure to take for a couple hours of fun. She's gained some weight and its obvious, but still looks fine, just now more chubby. Her personality, english, and good action more than makes up for it and she's in the top rung of Tulip girls and should be high in anyone's rotation. BJ, fun, sex, A+, GFE, everything on point. If you're fine with some chub, she's also a fantastic choice for anyone new or anyone who wants to speak english a lot. I keep wanting to have a threeway with her and another girl, she says she's into girls, and others have reported she does it well, but didn't happen this trip. She likes to be made cum but not mandatory. WIR: Yes and have.

June. Slender MILF with nice see / the fake boobs. Of the many girls at Tulip, she may have one of the best bodies, fairly different than most of them, if she was younger she'd be a big draw to any MP. But she should remain a draw at Tulip. I had gone in this time for a repeat with BB, but she was not there that day or something, saw June and went for it. Performance is top notch, she was having a good time, everything was on the table and good PSE GFE. She had a ton of fun with A+. When we first got to the room, before anything, she put her stuff down, then she got on the bed and bent over sorta doggy looking back and being sexy and then pointed at her butt, and I nodded and said yes, and she smiled and got bubbly and excited, it was pretty hot. She stood up, we showered, had fun there, and then after drying off, she got on all 4's on the bed and told me to F her in the A, which we did for a while before mixing it up as usual, PSE performance the rest of the time with everything. WIR: Absolutely.

Golf. I've had Golf before with both good results and sometimes just ok. This time was OK, she wasn't having a good day it seemed, and I probably won't be going back to her since other options like BB / June and a bunch of new girls are putting in great performances, some of the classics may be on autopilot now and time to explore elsewhere at Tulip. Session was mundane enough to not need to mention anything.

I went other times but not a lot of new info, Tulip is what it is, and BB and June are rocking it.

Thanks for the report! Obviously a great event with a lot of fun.

June is the best. Every time I am in Bankok I visit her. Everything is possible without any taboos and with a lot of effort. I always realized my fantasies and left the pitch satisfied and with a smile on my face.

[GrapeMan]

Went to Tulip a bunch of times a while ago and never reported. Here's a short version of a few of them. Tulip and new Snow White are PSE now and always a good performance.

BB. I've been a fan of her since she started and have been with her a bunch of times. Very fun girl, open and clearly into just about everything, very good english and always fun and bubbly and just a pleasure to take for a couple hours of fun. She's gained some weight and its obvious, but still looks fine, just now more chubby. Her personality, english, and good action more than makes up for it and she's in the top rung of Tulip girls and should be high in anyone's rotation. BJ, fun, sex, A+, GFE, everything on point. If you're fine with some chub, she's also a fantastic choice for anyone new or anyone who wants to speak english a lot. I keep wanting to have a threeway with her and another girl, she says she's into girls, and others have reported she does it well, but didn't happen this trip. She likes to be made cum but not mandatory. WIR: Yes and have.

June. Slender MILF with nice see / the fake boobs. Of the many girls at Tulip, she may have one of the best bodies, fairly different than most of them, if she was younger she'd be a big draw to any MP. But she should remain a draw at Tulip. I had gone in this time for a repeat with BB, but she was not there that day or something, saw June and went for it. Performance is top notch, she was having a good time, everything was on the table and good PSE GFE. She had a ton of fun with A+. When we first got to the room, before anything, she put her stuff down, then she got on the bed and bent over sorta doggy looking back and being sexy and then pointed at her butt, and I nodded and said yes, and she smiled and got bubbly and excited, it was pretty hot. She stood up, we showered, had fun there, and then after drying off, she got on all 4's on the bed and told me to F her in the A, which we did for a while before mixing it up as usual, PSE performance the rest of the time with everything. WIR: Absolutely.

Golf. I've had Golf before with both good results and sometimes just ok. This time was OK, she wasn't having a good day it seemed, and I probably won't be going back to her since other options like BB / June and a bunch of new girls are putting in great performances, some of the classics may be on autopilot now and time to explore elsewhere at Tulip. Session was mundane enough to not need to mention anything.

I went other times but not a lot of new info, Tulip is what it is, and BB and June are rocking it.