Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Syzygies]

Depending on where I am staying I have a set hunting path for massage places. I start on 7/1 and do a walk by woodbar and chrome bar. If one of my regulars at woodbar spots me I tell her I was checking to see if she was working and that I will be by later.

I do make survey runs, but likely to go with first girl met that is good enough, so likely to start with most desired girl / place first, however physical proximity matters for the run sequence.

Slightly unusual approach of yours, but I guess the girls will get it. They will assume they are not first choice but merely a backup if you get desperate and can't find anything elsewhere. They are not totally dumb. You will be marked down as a bullshit artist if you say you will come back but usually don't. Still I guess 90% of the customers are bullshit artists anyway. I guess its fine if you stay on 7/1 and are forced to pass all the time.

Personally I don't like to return for girls, after checking all the other places, as can affect the girl's mood, if you know her well already. I think girls don't like to be a "last resort" girl (better than a wank). Perhaps some don't see it that way. Is there a positive outlook? She was best that could be found on the day, but not good enough to be immediate choice.

I may tend to ring shops to check if desired girl is working, but not make a booking yet, if she is to be the back up when other options fail.

[MichaelSamuel]

Depending on where I am staying I have a set hunting path for massage places. I start on 7/1 and do a walk by woodbar and chrome bar. If one of my regulars at woodbar spots me I tell her I was checking to see if she was working and that I will be by later. Then take the BTS walk over to cross suk and down soi 6 to check kassalong and lols then out soi 8 and up the escalator to BTS and down to phrong phom. I walk 24 and 24/1 then exit on 26 and check sw. If I see something I like at SW then I go for it since I like the A+ service and I know that on average all the other service will be better as well. This whole circuit takes less than 30 minutes and lets me see what is on offer for that run or others. My first trip through this netted Candy at SW. I swear I took her a few years ago, but now I am not sure. I think she looks better now than she used to, the longer died hair, a firmer body as she has been exercising, and due to exercise / tattoo / age the baby damage seemed a lot less than I remember. Add a new set of funnabagos and A+ confirmed ahead of time and she was my choice. I have to say there wasn't much of a smile or friendliness and I considered this may not be the best choice, however after some good DATY she warmed right up and I had a great session with her once in her ass and a hard earned 2nd round BJ CIM finish. I would be happy to take her again, but unfortunately, she was booked the next time I came through. I had hoped some of the other new blood there would appeal, but they were either occupied or just didn't light my fire.

Unfortunately I only ended up with one other massage afternoon and it was a Saturday afternoon and brother the selection was bad. I walked 24 and 24/1 twice, stopped in mango and sw and there was nothing to my liking. I probably should have stopped in addict and 102, but it was my last day and I wanted some thai ass. I even checked 33 but nothing appealed there either. In the end I found a regular at woodbar and was quite pleased with the result, but I was disappointed to miss out on that last thai ass.

[Turgid]

My driver recommended Happy House soapy massage on Soi 1, Sukhumvit. Sadly I am flying out in 4 hours, so I can't try it. Anyone know about it or want to take one for the team?

Tool Shedd.

So great to read your experiences in LOS. Wish I was in Bangkok to try Happy House soapy massage.

[Franciscass]

My driver recommended Happy House soapy massage on Soi 1, Sukhumvit. Sadly I am flying out in 4 hours, so I can't try it. Anyone know about it or want to take one for the team?

Tool Shedd.

If you happen to get waylaid on lower Sukhumvit by touts with phony brochures showing "beautiful ladies that will take care of of you" this where you usually end up.

From my only visit it's handy to get to and cheapish, 1500 all in if I remember correctly.

Smallish. Older staff, disinterested management, sub standard amenities and not a very good experience in the room at least with my choice on the day.

That was quite a while back, it may have changed but don't go with a driver or tout.

Make your own way there and save on their commission.

It's on a sub soi of 1 a few hundred meters down on the right hand side.

[Whoreman]

My driver recommended Happy House soapy massage on Soi 1, Sukhumvit. Sadly I am flying out in 4 hours, so I can't try it. Anyone know about it or want to take one for the team?

Tool Shedd.

No, nobody wants to go to some shitty place that has to pay drivers to get customers.

[Omigawd]

Perfect assessment. Your last sentence is so true.

Goat. You are right, almost always right. But the problem is. What is the solution or a better alternative to find a provider with looks that are at least easy on the eyes if not pleasant or attractive.

So, where would you hunt in Bangkok for such working girls, nowadays?

[Tool Shedd]

My driver recommended Happy House soapy massage on Soi 1, Sukhumvit. Sadly I am flying out in 4 hours, so I can't try it. Anyone know about it or want to take one for the team?

Tool Shedd.

[Crocodilexp]

I'm heading back to BKK early next year. I've sampled Tulip once, Snow White half a dozen times, and Mango twice.

Are there any other places (apart from Eden) that everything is consider available (with or without surcharge like at Mango) as standard?

Try Cherry massage as well, near the end of on Soi 24/1 (short soi near to Snow White full of massage places). PSE, no surcharge, but you need to ask which girls do A+ (seems to be necessary everywhere these days except Tulip).

Also on soi 24/1, Boss massage is worth a look. Not the same "all-inclusive PSE" concept, but they'll show you written cards with everything each girl does clearly listed (for example two pops or anal), so you don't need to guess or ask around.

Candy massage (Soi 24/1) and Sky massage (near Tulip and same side of Sukhumvit, across the Soi 38) used to be PSE, but I haven't been there in a few years, so it's worth asking to make sure they still provide the service level you need.

Bamboo massage (Soi 8) is also presumably PSE, but I've never partaken. It costs more than others (+100 over normal prices others charge, then +500 A+ surcharge) and the lineup was not great at all. These days no PSE shops have great lookers, but Bamboo women somehow managed to look worse.

[Samaka3]

Snow White was one of the few PSE massage shops (another one is Tulip), where you all the girls would do stuff like A+, rimming, multiple pops etc. Without having to ask.

I'm heading back to BKK early next year. I've sampled Tulip once, Snow White half a dozen times, and Mango twice.

Are there any other places (apart from Eden) that everything is consider available (with or without surcharge like at Mango) as standard?

[Goatscrot]

Snow White was one of the few PSE massage shops (another one is Tulip), where you all the girls would do stuff like A+, rimming, multiple pops etc. Without having to ask. It's not as good as in their glory days, but still better than a typical massage brothel (where it's mostly one-and-done, sometimes not even a proper BBBJ included).

Looks of the girls at PSE shops have never been top notch, but these days they're generally abysmal.

Perfect assessment. Your last sentence is so true.

[Crocodilexp]

Without offending anyone's sensibilities, what is it that made Snow White such a legend? There were only about 4 girls on a couch there when I showed up at 5 PM (Tuesday).

Snow White was one of the few PSE massage shops (another one is Tulip), where you all the girls would do stuff like A+, rimming, multiple pops etc. Without having to ask. It's not as good as in their glory days, but still better than a typical massage brothel (where it's mostly one-and-done, sometimes not even a proper BBBJ included).

Looks of the girls at PSE shops have never been top notch, but these days they're generally abysmal.

[Sonic Bam]

Anybody tried Don Quixote on Soi 26? https://donquixote-bkk.com/.

[Syzygies]

Maybe but it's not really relevant. You criticised someone for revealing a woman's age but that criticism isn't valid. We have to make a choice based on something and my experience is I have a better time with younger girls. We don't need people imposing political correctness bullshit about ageism and bigotry on this thread.

Read my post again. I did not criticize at all. I just indicated I chose not to reveal the age at the time (and by now have forgotten what she told me). I did not think her actual age was at all relevant. I have seen several guys post that they would not consider doing a girl over 25 at all or whatever age they wrote at the time.

I am not imposing anything on anyone. Just stated my personal preference. Stating what I do is not the same as telling others what to do.

We all have our little biases, warranted or not. I am prepared to admit mine, which seem to be different to many others.

[Whoreman]

WIR: Hell yes!

Without offending anyone's sensibilities, what is it that made Snow White such a legend? There were only about 4 girls on a couch there when I showed up at 5 PM (Tuesday). The facilities are nothing to shout about, just looks like a run-of-the-mill massage parlor in a big Asian city. I expected it to be a little more luxurious from what I have read. I am not complaining, I had a WONDERFUL session there, it just is hard to see what the past glory of the place may have been.

Tool Shedd.

You've answered your own question, haven't you? It built up its reputation by giving punters wonderful experiences like the one you had. If there were only 4 girls at 5 pm then the others were probably busy upstairs giving other guys wonderful experiences. The facilities are perfect with a shower, armchair for the blow job and bed with a mirror for the other two holes. What more do you need? Unfortunately I've had some substandard service there recently so I'm giving it a miss for the time being.

[Whoreman]

Would you consider a 35 YO girl at all? I am just suspecting some would write off such a girl, no idea why, even she may be in really great shape (and look 25). I do several girls over 30 myself, not a worry at all, and I sometimes prefer the service of experienced girls.

Maybe but it's not really relevant. You criticised someone for revealing a woman's age but that criticism isn't valid. We have to make a choice based on something and my experience is I have a better time with younger girls. We don't need people imposing political correctness bullshit about ageism and bigotry on this thread.