Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Retired Army]

Very popular with tax-drivers.

And, this is a good thing?

[Satrai2000]

I have never investigated Embassy and for some reason assumed that it was long ago closed like Atami, for example.It seemed to be listed only on web-sites noted for out of date info.Have you been there recently and confirmed that it is worth listing?

Well. Last time I was there was Februari 2008. And it should still be operating.B. T. W. : it's still listed at gdiary.com. Very popular with tax-drivers.

Homm? Means fragrant or aromatic. I would spell it "hawm". Nothing to do with men or homos.

I know that, but "Homm" is the name of an (upmarket) spa in sukhumvit soi 26. I only wanted to know if anybody has experiences at this spa.

[Gfighta]

Today I was in the area and had a few hours to kill midday so I decided to walk around and see what was available. I haven't spent much time in and around the PP area so I don't really know what's open during the day. I walked past the Plaza massage and saw that it was open so I decided to see what was inside. I usually stick to soi 33 or cowboy and the few times I've been to PP I haven't been impressed with the attractiveness ladies but walking in I was pleasantly surprised to see 5-6 very attractive ladies in the fishbowl. The papasan came over and apologized that he had so few ladies available. I asked about the price and he said the same as you paid before. That answer caught me off guard and he saw that and realized I was there for the first time so he quoted me 2000 THB for 2 hours. I countered with 1600 THB and we agreed on 1800 THB but I'm sure some of your sharper negotiators could probably get that lower.The girl came out and led me to the room which was another surprise as this was probably the cleanest massage room I have seen in BKK. The bed, couch, tub, lighting, everything looked spotless and almost hotel like. The service was pretty standard soapy stuff. The girl fills the tub, cleans you, on to the bed for massage and more. After I finished we still have an hour left and she asked if I wanted a second round. The funny thing is I was actually very tired and those damn hotel like pillows in the place made me want to take a nap! So I told her that she can watch TV and give me a foot massage while I slept for an hour. She laughed and thought that was the strangest thing ever but gave a decent foot massage and I nodded off. I know risky as hell but when I woke up and got dresses every Baht was still there. So if you're in the Patpong area I would recommend the Plaza massage. If you're coming off the BTS and walking towards Patpong I think it's off Patpong 2. Sorry the directions are more clear but I'm not really familiar with that area.EDITOR'S NOTE: I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here for more information.

[M P Lurker]

Mick Licker,Once again: great map!What about adding Embassy in Petchaburi soi 39 (right hand side coming from the main-road; about in the middle of the soi).

I have never investigated Embassy and for some reason assumed that it was long ago closed like Atami, for example .It seemed to be listed only on web-sites noted for out of date info.Have you been there recently and confirmed that it is worth listing?http://www.soapy-massage.com/embassy...w%A0PetchaburiI suppose I could just ring up and ask if they are operating.

[M P Lurker]

Has anybody any experiences at Homm Aromatherapy Massage Club.It's located at Sukhumvit Soi 26 next to Sopranos.http://www.hommbangkok.com/eng/home.php

Homm หอม means fragrant or aromatic. I would spell it "hawm".Nothing to do with men or homos.

[Forever69]

Went there, had a beer and tried to make a selection, the management pretty pushy so that eventually the girls got up and left the fishbowl. I noticed that the girls looked much better when not behind glass and took Ann (? ) a slim, young 26, childless. Tight and fun. She said she was partied out from the night before and how could I pick her since she didn't look lively in the bowl. I told her she was beautiful, which she is. She was very pleasant and gave great service inside the tub and out all the way to the front door. Bargain deluxe. I'll be back.

[Satrai2000]

Has anybody any experiences at Homm Aromatherapy Massage Club.It's located at Sukhumvit Soi 26 next to Sopranos.http://www.hommbangkok.com/eng/home.php

[Pillage]

Anyone had any experiences with Rajdamri Spa? http://bkk2000.com/rspa/There are vague references to extras being available on other sites but nothing definite.Thanks in advance.

Hi,I'm a first time poster on this forum and have recently left BKK after living there a while.Re Rajdamri Spa, have been there quite a few times over the last couple of years. Had FS twice, body massages and CBJs on other occasions and simple HJs the rest. Oil massages are 700THB for 90 minutes and std prices apply for extras.Some girls are more up for it than others, and they usually select girls for you if you can't remember numbers from last time. Some girls are quite old. I usually reject them (politely) when they come to the room and ask for younger talent.Hope this helps.

[Satrai2000]

Mick Licker,Once again: great map!What about adding Embassy in Petchaburi soi 39 (right hand side coming from the main-road; about in the middle of the soi).

[Mauldid]

I've had June before and I can second everything the previous posters wrote. She's a lot of fun and really enthusiastic. Does anal too if you want.

She offered that hole and I did partake. I slid in with no problem. Sorry left that part out.

[M P Lurker]

Hi Seniors,Thanks for the support provided last week on the soapy massages in Bangkok. Now it is decided that I will in the area called "Khet Pathumwan". My hotel will be booked around this area where I have couple of business meetings. Can you guys please let me know which soapy massage is nearby in this area? I checked the link provided earlier but I can not get this area anywhere. Also checked the google maps, and it seams that this area falls in siam square ? Please guide me so that I can use my minimum time for the maximum benefit and sure I will put out a nice and true report after doing my deed.Cheers

Futher to 1Ball's comments, Pathumwan is the district including Sa-yaam (Siam) Center, Siam Paragon, MBK (Mah Boon Khrong), Suan Lum (Lumphini Park) Night Bazaar, etc.Here is the Soapies map.Pathumwan should right in the middle:http://maps.google.com.au/maps/ms?hl...,0.090294&z=14Soapy MPs on the very edge of Pathumwan are: Versailles, Infinity JC, Sao Botan. Can use the BTS to get to first two if you are near a BTS station.Some of the more popular Soapies are somewhat further away as you can see on the Map.Wikipedia defines the boundaries nicely.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Map_Pathum_Wan.pngTo find a Hotel in Pathumwan on the Google Maps,there is a search box on the top left. Type the name of your hotel, like this:******* Hotel Pathumwan, Bangkokand click on the Search Maps button.Alternatively leave out the stars (representing Hotel Name) to get lots of different Hotel markers (after clicking next page a few times).Please bear in mind that many markers are incorrectly placed.So when you find say 15 markers all for Pathuwan Princess, some will be wrong, but majority will cluster on the correct place just south of MBK Center.

[1Ball]

The Phatumwan hotel is attached to MBK. Siam BTS is minutes away. From there, you can get pretty much anywhere you want to get to, with relative ease. Nana is 10 minutes away, Cowboy 15. Soapies all over the place. As T1234 suggests, go to Mick's map and reports, and you will find anything you like up and down Sukhumvit.

[Traveler1234]

Hi Seniors,Thanks for the support provided last week on the soapy massages in Bangkok. Now it is decided that I will in the area called "Khet Pathumwan". My hotel will be booked around this area where I have couple of business meetings. Cheers

Not familiar with the area and suggest you go to Mick Licker's posts. He set up a great google map and this should tell you what's around your hotel and area.

[Marad39]

Hi Seniors,Thanks for the support provided last week on the soapy massages in Bangkok. Now it is decided that I will in the area called "Khet Pathumwan". My hotel will be booked around this area where I have couple of business meetings. Can you guys please let me know which soapy massage is nearby in this area? I checked the link provided earlier but I can not get this area anywhere. Also checked the google maps, and it seams that this area falls in siam square ? Please guide me so that I can use my minimum time for the maximum benefit and sure I will put out a nice and true report after doing my deed.Cheers

[Gfighta]

I've had June before and I can second everything the previous posters wrote. She's a lot of fun and really enthusiastic. Does anal too if you want.