Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Tiradentes]

Nataree rooms strongly smell of mold. I visited a year ago and will never be back until the entire building is revamped upside down. When the lady invited me to get into the tub, I was afraid to get a staph infection as the tub sits below the AC duct.

Needless to say I could not 'finish' or ever getting it up. I left in a quick hurry.

[ActionOriented]

I don't know what it is about this place but I always seem to go back. Really it is hit and miss, very inconsistent. It was my only option for a good soapie or Annies I think. Anyways this last time I found a really nice girl from Changmai. White skin, killer body, and a great attitude. Very rarely I go on the recommendation of the popa son but this time I decided to take the plung. So my advice to the board with concern to Nateree and sometimes the popa son can offer some help but I still never completely trust him. Nateree still remains one of my favourites. Perhaps I like all the eye candy and large selection of mostly hot spinners. The problem is that it is just so hit and miss all the time.

I have relied on the papason's recommendation once or twice and I have no reason to complain. The girls fulfilled their duties and were tipped well afterwards.

[Tiradentes]

There is a new MP that was recently opened in February according to the owner. It sits just across Mango MP- near the Emporium shopping mall. I went there last month and met a hot lady. I am trying to remember the name of the place (it is a long english phrase, if memory serves me right) to see if they have a website and check on my girl.

Any help is appreciated.

[Mooris7]

I don't know what it is about this place but I always seem to go back. Really it is hit and miss, very inconsistent. It was my only option for a good soapie or Annies I think. Anyways this last time I found a really nice girl from Changmai. White skin, killer body, and a great attitude. Very rarely I go on the recommendation of the popa son but this time I decided to take the plung. So my advice to the board with concern to Nateree and sometimes the popa son can offer some help but I still never completely trust him. Nateree still remains one of my favourites. Perhaps I like all the eye candy and large selection of mostly hot spinners. The problem is that it is just so hit and miss all the time.

[Mooris7]

I had already gave my opinion of Bamboo before but without seeing a lady. I decided to give them another shot. I decided I would choose a lady this time and see how it went. Facilities were very clean and new. I chose an ex Mango girl with huge tits and a nice face. The session was great with an amazing BBBJ and great sex in all positions. Sadly she was only working for a short time. Overall the pricing a the facilities at Bamboo are on par with the other providers with the facilities being their strong point. With the exception of the three ladies always talked about on this board the selection is similar to the older ladies in Tulip. For the older members on the board this is not a problem. But I still find ladies under 30 are more appealing. I'm sure the level of service the girls like Bow provide is very good but this is just my review. So if you can be lucky like I was and find a diamond in the rough then Bamboo is a good choice.

[Paul Kausch]

Bam asked if I was joining Bo, Cheer and herself for Songkran in Pattaya which I am still strongly considering since I still have an unfulfilled promise from Bam.)

I think Bo and Cheer are great but I have such a hard on for Bam. An opportunity for a vacation with all three. Damn you!

[BkkMick]

I need to thank you for introducing me to Bo and Cheer so to speak, You reported on a session with them just before Bamboo opened. I guess Bam was staging a soft opening, though that terminology strikes me as inappropriate for this industry.

LELO makes great products. Expensive, but good value as they are built to last. The one pictured on the right in your post, the INA 2 Purple, has gotten fantastic user reviews. It retails for US$159 which sounds ridiculously expensive, but I've bought plenty of vibrators that I paid US$35 to US$50 for and didn't last more than a few months. The LELO products last for years. It is one of the toys I'm going to bring with me.

Bo and Cheer told me they are best friends. We were a great threesome in more ways than one. Personally, I wouldn't worry about them having some kind of a hissy fit and spoiling the vacation. Of course anything can happen, including getting struck by a meteor.

Paul, you are right of course there is no point getting hung up about it. Bo and Cheer are best friends and the fight was not between them but Bo and Ice who are also close friends. Long time ago it was Ice that introduced me to Bo who calls her elder sister. When everybody is happy there is no better tag team as Ice seriously likes to eat pussy.

Bam asked if I was joining Bo, Cheer and herself for Songkran in Pattaya which I am still strongly considering since I still have an unfulfilled promise from Bam.)

[Paul Kausch]

Ithe brand is called LELO which is solid German engineering. They don't run on batteries but instead are rechargeable. They are great design pieces and the girls like them better than the life like ones.

I had actually planned to take Bo and Cheer away for Sonkran but have to consider if I am still going to do that after this episode. It is probably time to gain a bit of distance again and start to expand my hunting grounds again.

I need to thank you for introducing me to Bo and Cheer so to speak, You reported on a session with them just before Bamboo opened. I guess Bam was staging a soft opening, though that terminology strikes me as inappropriate for this industry.

LELO makes great products. Expensive, but good value as they are built to last. The one pictured on the right in your post, the INA 2 Purple, has gotten fantastic user reviews. It retails for US$159 which sounds ridiculously expensive, but I've bought plenty of vibrators that I paid US$35 to US$50 for and didn't last more than a few months. The LELO products last for years. It is one of the toys I'm going to bring with me.

Bo and Cheer told me they are best friends. We were a great threesome in more ways than one. Personally, I wouldn't worry about them having some kind of a hissy fit and spoiling the vacation. Of course anything can happen, including getting struck by a meteor.

[BkkMick]

as you report, i was pleasantly surprised to discover cheer is a squirter. though she does't exactly flood the bed. with me it wasn't until her third orgasm that she started to squirt. during the 4th and 5th orgasms she squirted more. dao is on my short list of ladies to see. delighted to her she is also a squirter.

as others have reported the quality of sex toys available in bangkok is surprisingly poor, or perhaps i haven't found the right place to buy them. i brought a great japanese dual purpose g-spot / clitoral vibrator with me that cheer devoured. she was more than the vibrator could handle. while bo and i were busy i noticed in the background constantly changing sounds produced by her and the vibrator as she manipulated the vibrator's speed settings. after an hour or so there was silence. the vibrator died. new batteries could not revive it. bringing i nice collection of quality toys with you from home is a good way to make an impression on the ladies. for my june trip i plan to bring along a nice assortment of g-spot + clitoral vibrators, vibrating butt plugs and large double dildos. .

i bought a range of toys for a fl friend of mine who had asked me to bring them back from hong kong where she worked before. (actually i might have to post that story separately as she is quite a spinner, pricey but good) the shop is called sally's toy and the brand is called lelo which is solid german engineering. they don't run on batteries but instead are rechargeable. they are great design pieces and the girls like them better than the life like ones. the one i kept for myself is more like the conventional rabbit shape which can be turned up to a point none of the girls have yet managed to endure but also has different pulsating features for two heads.

i think dow produced so much because she was well rested and horny just the way cheer was when she started at bamboo. unfortunately as soon as their "fame" spread the girls get overused which naturally is having an effect on them.

as i briefly mentioned i had a long night the day before with bo and ice. ice was a stand-in as i had actually booked bo and cheer for the night. when i went to pick them up cheer was flat out on the sofa with circulatory problems. i think the girl needs a rest. as i initially met bo through ice we both went to cherry and picked up ice which from previous experience has always been a winning combination as ice has a strong lesbian streak and loves to eat pussy. unfortunately after several tequila shots at a the live music place on soi cowboy bo and ice got into a cat fight over a totally stupid issue with ice storming off. i finished the night with bo alone but needless to say have been less than happy with that little incident. i had actually planned to take bo and cheer away for sonkran but have to consider if i am still going to do that after this episode. it is probably time to gain a bit of distance again and start to expand my hunting grounds again.

[Paul Kausch]

as i had brought a vibrator along which dow used enthusiastically and not only had an almighty orgasm but squirted a full load soaking the bed. cash who helped her with the toy actually had her hands totally wet. so far the only other squirter i have have experienced here has been cheer but she did not produce half as much as dow did. even in previous sessions i had with dow and opor at tulip she never did that. this high quality toy i bought in hong kong has so far produced some amazing results but this had been the crowning glory.

as you report, i was pleasantly surprised to discover cheer is a squirter. though she does't exactly flood the bed. with me it wasn't until her third orgasm that she started to squirt. during the 4th and 5th orgasms she squirted more. dao is on my short list of ladies to see. delighted to her she is also a squirter.

as others have reported the quality of sex toys available in bangkok is surprisingly poor, or perhaps i haven't found the right place to buy them. i brought a great japanese dual purpose g-spot / clitoral vibrator with me that cheer devoured. she was more than the vibrator could handle. while bo and i were busy i noticed in the background constantly changing sounds produced by her and the vibrator as she manipulated the vibrator's speed settings. after an hour or so there was silence. the vibrator died. new batteries could not revive it. bringing i nice collection of quality toys with you from home is a good way to make an impression on the ladies. for my june trip i plan to bring along a nice assortment of g-spot + clitoral vibrators, vibrating butt plugs and large double dildos. :d

[BkkMick]

I finally managed to get hold of Dow. After leaving Tulip and hearing the rumor that she had moved to SW I called several times but always got the answer that she had not started yet. Last Saturday I went on the off chance to SW and saw her sitting among the other girls. Unfortunately she had a booking and was waiting for her customer. I agreed to come back later which I did.

As it happened her previous booking never turned up which meant she was fresh and horny. As I felt like a threesome I asked her to pick another girl. She chose Cash which is also ex Tulip. All in all a fantastic session with Dow giving her usual DT BBBJ which for me is the best I have experienced in town. The girls took their turns offering all holes available. As I had had a heavy night before partying with Bo from Bamboo and Ice from Cherry I had brought a vibrator along which Dow used enthusiastically and not only had an almighty orgasm but squirted a full load soaking the bed. Cash who helped her with the toy actually had her hands totally wet. So far the only other squirter I have have experienced here has been Cheer but she did not produce half as much as Dow did. Even in previous sessions I had with Dow and Opor at Tulip she never did that. This high quality toy I bought in Hong Kong has so far produced some amazing results but this had been the crowning glory.

[Syzygies]

In regard to the age issue, note that when Hugh Heffner first hired 18 year old Barbi Benton in 1968 to co host his TV show Playboy After Dark, Ms Benton to explain why she was initially hesitant to date the 42 year old Heffner said "I don't know, I've never dated anyone over 24 before." To which Hefner replied,"That's all right, neither have I."

Ha Ha! The funny part is that its a totally illogical joke since she was well under 24 and he wasn't.

I agree with your general sentiments. Many bargirls are very young indeed. Youth is not the same as beauty at all, but a lot of guys seem to get the two completely mixed up."Wow isn't she gorgeous"."Actually no, her body is okay and she is only 18 (or less) , but actually the face is rather ordinary (perhaps barely above average)." I suppose any of these sleek young things look stunning to guys used to Farang buffaloes overseas.

Someone else will say my stunning girl looks very plain, purely because her skin is not so white, she is not that tall, her tits are not large, and her nose is naturally beautiful (no nose job and not a broad nose). I don't understand these Thai views. To me she is dazzling. I have other girls that are much whiter, but I just use the brown one for example, as she is the prettiest one to my eye.

Is Halle Berry beautiful? Of course she is. She is brown. So what? Are all white skinned young Thai girls with nose jobs and sillies, beautiful? No of course not. Very few have truly beautiful faces, even in Bacarra. There are a few real beauties in Bacarra, but could count on one hand. Crazy House girls are definitely a lot better looking to my taste, overall. I can go there just to look even if I don't want to bar fine them. Only a small percentage have the right chemistry to BF them.

[SuperLove]

To all my friends who helped me on the forum and personal messaged me for the enquiry.

Went to a place close by to Emmanuelle, I think it was called Lords. Went there by 4-5pm. Nice clean place and girls were sitting on a round sofa. Quality was good and was a little more expensive than other places.

I picked up one for 5, 000 and she was really really cute and I just didn't mind this amount. We went to a nearby place, this was kind of a hotel only with room inside. We went inside and the girl gave me a nice shower, (no soapy). She cleaned me nicely and we hit the bed. She was really soft and horny. She blew me and gave a nice massage afterwards, I did her twice in an hr. She was that good or probably I was that horny.

I gave her a small tip and left.

Same procedure repeated the following day with another girl.

I would definitely recommend this place if budget is not a problem. Have fun guys, cheers

[Western787]

We have guys that post that they would never do a girl over 30, or was it 25, I forget.

LOL, more extreme that that with some. For example a year or so back "Aibolit" was setting his minimal (to even be attracted to the girl in the first place) threshold at 18 to 23 years of age, to which was also added the mandatory additional requirement; that all girls be "gorgeous, fresh faced, passionate, long leg slender model types" and to be obtained in sufficient quantities to shag a different one each night to avoid boredom. Well, we know how that worked out for him. The mythical guys walking into town first time and putting together a harem like that are not generally here for the typical 10 to 14 days anyways, unless perhaps they have some combination of Brad Pitt's looks and Donald Trump's money. Now that said, certainly personal collections stashed around town by extremely wealthy Thai and Japanese businessmen and others are not that uncommon, and no doubt many are of the young age and quality described above.

In regard to the age issue, note that when Hugh Heffner first hired 18 year old Barbi Benton in 1968 to co host his TV show Playboy After Dark, Ms Benton to explain why she was initially hesitant to date the 42 year old Heffner said "I don't know, I've never dated anyone over 24 before." To which Hefner replied,"That's all right, neither have I."

[Syzygies]

http://ezmassagebkk.com/?page_id=15

Wow. Long time didn't have outcall massage to hotel, just browsed EZ web, the price.

Wow, that is steep, and I normally don't like to comment on pricing. I think you want to know the girl very well first so you are sure what you are getting.

I expect my bargirl will make me a much better LT deal than that, assuming that I don't want to fuck all night. I have heard some customers do outcall and then want to have shot after shot all night, and yet the girl is supposed to be working the next day.