Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Whoreman]

Amm has body that is mediocre for me. A slimmer body with curves would excite me more (lose a few kilos maybe).

Is her body just not slim and curvy enough for you or does she have baby damage too?

[Whoreman]

All this talk of Mango has got me thinking of another MP that used to get a lot of reviews on this forum but then fell out of favour due to the anal surcharge. Bamboo. Anyone been there recently? They have quite a long list of girls on the website but photos are either absent or useless.

[Mr Benn]

She took the condoms off and put the fuckin glove on. Now, I hate something going on my ass. So I was very hesitant. She started HJ by her left hand and her right hand index finger was going in my ass. It sucked. It felt like I was about to...

Unless a guy happens to be into a bit of "pegging" the complex range of not-quite-sex services offered by Analisa doesn't sound very promising. I also wouldn't want to end up like a former superstar that I once knew. After a few years at Snow White, her cute backdoor had all but been kicked off its hinges and was starting to look like the hole left by a fat man falling through ice. There will be no anal probe in my future unless I happen to get abducted by aliens.

[Paolo99]

I arrived in Bkk Friday early morning and had a few hours before my room got ready so I looked for a massage shop that would be open early to get a foot massage and found only one in soi4 (before 9 am). After the foot massage I walked until Nana bts to change some cash and I past that shop with a pretty girl standing outside, I saw the sign with the name of the shop on it and remembered it has been discussed here not long ago. I just remembered there was a long report of a guy that liked it and a post from ET saying that it's hard to spot the few good looking girls here because they may work on other shops from the same owner. I had a look at the exchange located on the corner of soi8 and went upstairs to have a look at superrich, but we have to pay for the bts fare to reach supper rich in Nana so I had to come down and walk past that shop again. This time I had a better look at the girl and I thought she was really good looking, pretty face even with just a little make up, long dark straight hairs, slim body. So I changed my money and came back to her. Downstairs she told me the price: 500 baht for oil massage and made it clear that there will be other things available, I didn't discuss the price for that downstairs because there was another girl standing there. Upstairs I paid the 500 baht upfront, she then offered me to take a shower, which I gladly accepted given that I had a 12 hours flight and didn't take a shower yet.

Once in the room she directly took off her dress and stayed in black underwear and her black top. She was attractive and the naked part of her body was beautifull. She told me that in that shop she has to offer extra services in order to make bucks so I asked her her prices and surprise, it was expensive. HJ for 1000, BJ for 1500, and FS for 3000. I told her right away that it was expensive, and offered her 1000 for the BJ but she didn't accept. Then she guessed the country I come from and said that she knew when I past her two times that I would be the kind of guy that won't pay her the amount she asks, and then added that we are stingy and look only for cheap fucks. This was not going to make me angry at all as I just arrived in Thailand and was in a good mood. So she proceeded to a OK oil massage for the reminding time and didn't talk much untill the end of the massage where she tried to explain that she has to give 300 baht to the shop each time she gets a customer upstairs, so actually she was losing money each time a guy refused her extra services. I didn't believe that part, I think it's pure BS.

I gave her a 100 baht tip because she took some time messaging my ass ans I liked it.

So if any guy would agree with these prices and still would like to see what she looks like, I met her on Friday morning at around 10 am, her name is Pim, pretty face, around 160 cm and slim and she's got a very beautiful ass. I didn't ask her age but I would guess between 30 and 35 but in very good shape.

For me it's a no go in that shop anymore.

The same day in the evening I went to Loli. Tas and will talk about it in another report.

[Mr Benn]

I have tried both Prae and Amm. Both were quite enthusiastic and performed well enough.

Good feedback on Mango this week. I visited the shop a few days ago to check out the girls recommended here but they were absent.

Had I known then that Amm was "quite enthusiastic and performed well enough" I would certainly have taken her. Maybe another time. Thanks for the recommendation.

Not much else to report except that I mistook Get for the cleaning lady.

I had already green-lit Moya and was hoping to remove her golden hot-pants with my teeth. I will book her sight unseen next time.

There are currently no reports on Bo. This must be an oversight because she is tall and slim with long legs. If she actually looks like her photo, I might be tempted to book her sight unseen as well.

[Gargano19]

Ha ha.

Some of us are optimists and some of us are pessimists. I am the later I guess, but still keep hoping for the best when meeting a really good looker. Some guys can still see the good side of an overall crap experience. Some guys are determined to try a place even if the talent is poor.

However a huge psychological motivator is the fear of missing out on experiencing something. If I meet available stunners, I almost have to taste them. For uglies, no! The venue really only matters for the statistical track record of what percentage of tries came out good. For a first try of a venue, there is no personal track record, so something has to look really favourable, even if is only a lot of good reports from ISG.

Well said. For me, as a regular monger here, I am well aware of standards in BKK. So I usually know what I am in for.

Regarding someone asked what was great about the shop, well when I write a report, I focus on things I didn't like and what can be turn-off for most. My reports are to give people a heads up, not some erotica read.

[Syzygies]

So there was no good looking girls there except one that you didn't chose, you received one of the worst CBJ of your life, got something stuck in your backdoor (something that you hate according to you) but it was still great.

What was that great except the massage part?

Ha ha.

Some of us are optimists and some of us are pessimists. I am the later I guess, but still keep hoping for the best when meeting a really good looker. Some guys can still see the good side of an overall crap experience. Some guys are determined to try a place even if the talent is poor.

However a huge psychological motivator is the fear of missing out on experiencing something. If I meet available stunners, I almost have to taste them. For uglies, no! The venue really only matters for the statistical track record of what percentage of tries came out good. For a first try of a venue, there is no personal track record, so something has to look really favourable, even if is only a lot of good reports from ISG.

[Syzygies]

Good to see Mango being discussed again. The shop hasn't received much love on this forum since they slapped on a butt-penalty but, due to diminishing returns elsewhere, I recently decided to resume visiting.

I started with Prae. She is pretty and performed well but I need a girl with a bit more stamina.

Amm is another possibility but with the added bonus that her English is excellent. However, when she used to work as the receptionist, she once snapped at me for fumbling the change. This doesn't bode well for how she might respond to the minor indignities that I was hoping to inflict on her in the room. Unless some positive reviews emerge, I will pass on Amm for the time being.

I have tried both Prae and Amm. Both were quite enthusiastic and performed well enough. Did not ask for A+ so can't help there. Amm has body that is mediocre for me. A slimmer body with curves would excite me more (lose a few kilos maybe). I did not find any problems with Amm for personality even English is not important for me at all, she knows me long time, she is just not quite hot enough. I still enjoyed the sex okay There was a past report I think, but is probably up to 2 years ago now.

[OrientalLover]

I'm looking for a massage parlor that has good prostate massage and lingam.

Can be any part of Bangkok. I'm looking for an experienced woman, looks doesn't matter.

Hana Massage on Soi 22. Ask for Rin.

[Vrsabien]

Good to see Mango being discussed again. The shop hasn't received much love on this forum since they slapped on a butt-penalty but, due to diminishing returns elsewhere, I recently decided to resume visiting.

I started with Prae. She is pretty and performed well but I need a girl with a bit more stamina.

Amm is another possibility but with the added bonus that her English is excellent. However, when she used to work as the receptionist, she once snapped at me for fumbling the change. This doesn't bode well for how she might respond to the minor indignities that I was hoping to inflict on her in the room. Unless some positive reviews emerge, I will pass on Amm for the time being.

I also had a very positive experience with an amateur one-week-wonder MILF with big natural tits called MMee who evidently decided, after dipping her toe in the water, that the wonderful world of prostitution wasn't for her. Her photo was removed from the website this week.

Anna also departed recently. I always used to get a good vibe from her in the lineup but I had other fish to fry back then. I hope she returns..

Whats the view on Sara at mango, between amm and Sara which would be more PSE?

[Ass Addict]

After living in Bangkok for a while, it's amazing that yesterday was the first time I visited Analisa. I just returned from Prague on Tuesday, so wanted to try something new here.

Overall, a great shop.

WIR. Sure.

Cons. Quality of girls, no BBBJ.

So there was no good looking girls there except one that you didn't chose, you received one of the worst CBJ of your life, got something stuck in your backdoor (something that you hate according to you) but it was still great.

What was that great except the massage part?

[Gargano19]

After living in Bangkok for a while, it's amazing that yesterday was the first time I visited Analisa. I just returned from Prague on Tuesday, so wanted to try something new here. I have heard a lot about this happy ending shop, so finally checked it out. I went there around 2 pm, outside the shop 4 girls were having lunch and no one looked good. What a great start! Inside mamsan greeted usually, and showed me the menu on tablet. They have quite a few services, Tantric massage was 2 k for 60 minutes, b2 b for 2100 and 4 hands massage was for 3800. I decided to take 4 hands because why not, but asked for line up first. Other than 4 girls sitting outside, there were 3 more available, and I could not find 2 girls who I can pick. So I changed it to Tantric massage for 60 minutes. There was a cute girl I wanted to pick, but she wasn't looking into my eyes and seemed turned off, so I didn't pick her. But she was cute and looked youngest.

The girl I picked looked in her early 30's, 6 at best. She took me to 4th floor and asked me to take a shower while she went to bring "stuff". Room was okay.

When she came I was already wrapped in towel, sitting on big-ass bed. She then took her clothes off, and she had nice natural tight boobs, no baby marks. Finally things turning up for good. She asked if I wanted "hole", I couldn't understand really, so she pointed towards glory hole in bed, and said "that hole, not my hole" laughingly. That got me good LOL. BTW I said yes to glory hole. Then I turned down on bed and my dick was hanging down from that big hole.

She started with good oil rub on my back, arms, legs and ass. It was quite sensational, her light finger touch on my ass-crack was heavenly feeling. Every second minute she slides her hand through glory hole and massages my ball and dick. After 20 minutes, she put lotion on my back and her chest, and started sliding all over me. Great!!

Then she went in and massage my balls and dick for good 5 minutes. Now in the last minute, I felt something wrapped around my dick. Now as I can't see, so I don't know but it felt like either her finger grip or she gave me a blow job. I didn't ask when she came up, because ignorance is bliss.

Then I turned around and she gave me a handjob. Now in Analisa there is no BBBJ, which is disappointing. So she put the condom, by her mouth (yes by mouth, not hands) and started sucking. And it is one of worst BJ I have had in a while. Why? Two reasons, one she was using her teeth and second, condom was tight af. She said only asians come in this season, so she only had small sized condoms.

She took the condoms off and put the fuckin glove on. Now, I hate something going on my ass. So I was very hesitant. She started HJ by her left hand and her right hand index finger was going in my ass. It sucked. It felt like I was about to [CodeWord116]. I asked her to stop in 30 second. Then we kissed a lot, she kissing my nipple and neck, and me deep kissing her, while she was stocking me. Unsurprisingly I comed. But wait. She didn't stop, she kept giving me handjob. Well in analisa you can come twice. And I was hard. So she gave me a great handjob and I comed again 5 minutes later, to my surprise. Then she cleaned me up in shower.

Overall, a great shop.

WIR. Sure.

Cons. Quality of girls, no BBBJ.

[Mr Benn]

Cherry is also known as Guitar and seems to be suffering from an identity crisis. When I asked her to set the record straight, she blurted out her real name by mistake. I pretended not to hear just in case she felt it necessary to kill me.

Cherry was a lot of fun and the chemistry was instant. She gave me the grand tour with a level of responsiveness that would normally only surface after repeat visits.

Sadly, Cherry's frontal aspect has been sacrificed to motherhood. I would certainly repeat but I'm currently busy seeking the unobtainable.

[Zam007]

I got lucky for the choice and had a great experience at Doki Doki (not trying for a porn star). The girl was very skilled in making the Nuru slide blissful. I could see in the line up she had a model like body (pity about the bolt-ONS a bit much). That experience alleviated the pain of the price greatly. Ha ha. Not worth trying to save small change by taking only 60 minutes IMHO. Enjoy at leisurely pace.

Did you take pam?

[Syzygies]

Nowadays Doki Doki tweets the list of the girls working on the particular day along with the timetable of when they will be available. If the girl I am interested in available, I would book her. I intend to visit Doki Doki when I am there next week.

I got lucky for the choice and had a great experience at Doki Doki (not trying for a porn star). The girl was very skilled in making the Nuru slide blissful. I could see in the line up she had a model like body (pity about the bolt-ONS a bit much). That experience alleviated the pain of the price greatly. Ha ha. Not worth trying to save small change by taking only 60 minutes IMHO. Enjoy at leisurely pace.

https://dokidokibangkok.com/girls/

A pity the top of faces are cut off but the Nadia pic with small waist is accurate. Others may prefer a more meaty girl for body slide, but I was very happy. My pal recommends Sofia too (for slim girls) and he also tried Naomi (good service). I am suspecting the girls are well trained.

Can't say I heard any bad reports as yet. Guys very hard to please and wanting porno stars may not even be willing to pay the Doki Doki prices.

The rooms are good I guess they are making every effort to run the place well, tweeting the girls attending is excellent service really. You can't see many shops making the same effort levels, or is this wishful thinking?

How would I improve the place? Well if all girls presented to the line up naked, that would be perfect. Just Kidding. :-) I can go elsewhere to see a line of pussies.