Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Whoreman]

I went back there tonight and DillonDom is right, she does have tiny titties. I got bored of those after a minute so turned her round and she has a very impressive arse for a Thai girl. Not exactly a bubble butt but there's definitely enough firm but curvy meat there to get hold of. Her arsehole is nice and tight and tucked in too, perfect for anal sex. She didn't claim it was her first time so probably you really did take her virginity. She has a nice small shaven pussy with nice tucked in lips.

I wouldn't say she was particularly tall, thin or fair-skinned. She's a nice sort of medium height, slim but not skinny with nice long smooth legs. All very soft and feminine. No baby. I would say her skin was medium tone but I suppose the lighting can affect our perception of these things. Service was as good as DillonDom describes and I'll definitely repeat. Thanks for bringing her to our attention. I'm sure she'll appreciate the extra custom.

[Whoreman]

OK guys. Giving high praise here but it is well deserved. You mongers in thailand may want to hurry and line up, don't think she will last long.

So basically the perfect girl - 25, thin, tall, fair, thin legs with thigh gap, no surgeries, tiny but natural breasts, no baby damage. Just one tasteful tattoo, does A+, BBBJ, DFK and all other acronyms. Cute smile with dimples. And speaks great english. Cannot get better.

Her name is Patty though they just call her new girl. Started last Thursday. Never worked in the industry before and still fucks with enthusiasm. When I saw her on her first day, mamasan said no A+. Today she allowed it but said to be very gentle as it is her first time. No reasons to doubt that. Ass was tight, so tight. She was in pain but took it like a champ. Anal doggy, mish and cowgirl. She did it all.

She is here just long enough to make some money and go back to her regular job at a restaurant. Those lucky to be in town, go line up at Snow white.

Snow White is a total shambles without the mamasan. I went in and the girls were aimlessly looking around and getting themselves into the lineup which I wasn't interested in looking at so I just waited at the front desk. Eventually a girl came over and said 'Patty right?' I replied 'Yes I'd like to see Patty' so she comes over. She's very nice looking in a girl next door sort of way. I would call her tits small and pert rather than tiny but that may be gel padding. The front desk girl says 'Booking Patty right?' so I said yes I'll take her. In a fit of honesty I admit I don't have a booking and after a lot of back and forth with the front desk girl she reveals she's already been booked. So which of you selfish bastards booked her for 6 pm? I hope it wasn't some lurker who doesn't even post a report. It should be first come first served and only one hour bookings with new girls like that. She'll certainly make her money quickly enough. I don't think I'll go back tonight because her arse might be too sore for another round of A+. Congratulations for taking her anal virginity.

[Whoreman]

OK guys. Giving high praise here but it is well deserved. You mongers in thailand may want to hurry and line up, don't think she will last long.

So basically the perfect girl - 25, thin, tall, fair, thin legs with thigh gap, no surgeries, tiny but natural breasts, no baby damage. Just one tasteful tattoo, does A+, BBBJ, DFK and all other acronyms. Cute smile with dimples. And speaks great english. Cannot get better.

Her name is Patty though they just call her new girl. Started last Thursday. Never worked in the industry before and still fucks with enthusiasm. When I saw her on her first day, mamasan said no A+. Today she allowed it but said to be very gentle as it is her first time. No reasons to doubt that. Ass was tight, so tight. She was in pain but took it like a champ. Anal doggy, mish and cowgirl. She did it all.

She is here just long enough to make some money and go back to her regular job at a restaurant. Those lucky to be in town, go line up at Snow white.

Thanks for the report. I wouldn't call tiny tits perfect but I'll definitely go and take a look soon and post a report.

[GrapeMan]

You need to get over that. I've always just told the mama to tell me who has not had a baby. Your the customer. It's up to you. When in doubt ask the mamasan. She's heard it all. San.

Yeah, it took me a bit to just get comfortable with the "they've heard it all", but when I did, things got much better. Just say what you want and they'll take care of you. The Mammasan or whoever is running the place doesn't really care, they want your money, and will get you what you want. Tell them what you want, don't be an asshole when you do it, just be direct about what you want. If they can't take care of your needs, they'll tell you and you can move on. You don't even need to wait for the lineup sometimes, depending on your wants, tell her what you want and you'll be taken care of. There's been plenty of times I just said what I wanted, she called out a name to come forward or during the lineup asked the girls in thai / told them and identified the right ones for me.

[DillonDom]

OK guys. Giving high praise here but it is well deserved. You mongers in thailand may want to hurry and line up, don't think she will last long.

So basically the perfect girl - 25, thin, tall, fair, thin legs with thigh gap, no surgeries, tiny but natural breasts, no baby damage. Just one tasteful tattoo, does A+, BBBJ, DFK and all other acronyms. Cute smile with dimples. And speaks great english. Cannot get better.

Her name is Patty though they just call her new girl. Started last Thursday. Never worked in the industry before and still fucks with enthusiasm. When I saw her on her first day, mamasan said no A+. Today she allowed it but said to be very gentle as it is her first time. No reasons to doubt that. Ass was tight, so tight. She was in pain but took it like a champ. Anal doggy, mish and cowgirl. She did it all.

She is here just long enough to make some money and go back to her regular job at a restaurant. Those lucky to be in town, go line up at Snow white.

[Goatscrot]

Mango is a good example of the way things are in the oilies at the moment. The best looking three girls, Sara, Apple and Vicky have gone and been taken off their website and a smaller group remain. Girls like that with decent bodies and fair skin can easily earn 1500 or more per pop freelancing to Thai customers online so there's little reason for them to hang around in the oilies waiting for the odd customer.

Yup, and the move to online will continue. And on that matter with the lack of Asian tourists from other countries and Thai dudes being a bit more cautious with their money,. Many of the FLs from finfinvip are willing to work with the white man. But the minute the first plane load of Korean dudes who'll pay whatever fly in all that's over.

[Whoreman]

Mango is a good example of the way things are in the oilies at the moment. The best looking three girls, Sara, Apple and Vicky have gone and been taken off their website and a smaller group remain. Girls like that with decent bodies and fair skin can easily earn 1500 or more per pop freelancing to Thai customers online so there's little reason for them to hang around in the oilies waiting for the odd customer.

[Whoreman]

How did you dismiss the moms? Did you tell the papasan to dismiss the moms for you? How do you tactfully do this?

During lineups, I always feel awkward to even look at some of the girls long enough to assess them. Any tips for taking my time to be able to pick out the ones with young natural ripe tits?

I do the same as Goatscrot and just say to the mamasan I like girls with no baby and she either sends the others away or points to the suitable ones.

The girls actually like it when you're looking at them because it shows you find her attractive so don't worry about looking as much as you want. You can ask if her tits are natural or silicone but it's sort of pot luck if she's got a really nice pair of not.

[Goatscrot]

How did you dismiss the moms? Did you tell the papasan to dismiss the moms for you? How do you tactfully do this?

During lineups, I always feel awkward to even look at some of the girls long enough to assess them. Any tips for taking my time to be able to pick out the ones with young natural ripe tits?

You need to get over that. I've always just told the mama to tell me who has not had a baby. Your the customer. It's up to you. When in doubt ask the mamasan. She's heard it all. San.

[Gilolo]

Awesome review and I type this with a lot of jealousy while being stuck in a country with almost no action!

You too you practise BBFS. Same like me. I'm used to fuck this girls regularly in Pattaya and I also travel with her sometimes. Usually I pay her 3000 per day, and I'm generous with nice gifts too. I met her on Tinder, but she works too in gogo in WS but she prefers be free-lance than to work in a gogo. She loves money too much, which is little bit boring sometimes because all the time she speaks about her family who is poor and her sister and all the time she say she needs more money.

But if you're generous with her, she let you do all what you want in bed! And she's small so you can fuck her very easily in many positions. She practice BBFS very easily. She never asked me to put condoms, all the time I love to come inside her. She's ok with that because she told me she can't get pregnant because she put something in her arm.

I love to kiss her a lot and do deep French kisses. She doesn't like to kiss so much but if you insist she let you do.

But she loves we lick her pussy during long time. She comes very easily like that!

She's active but she's passive too. For example in the morning when I wake up and she still want sleep, I love to fuck her when she sleeps. She's ok with that!

In fact what is great with her, it's she never refuse to fuck. She fucks with every men very easily if you pay her good. She fucks young and old men. No problem for her!

I'm young and I've 2 friends who are more than 50 who fuck her regularly like me without condom. And she's ok with that!

And what is great is you can call her when you want and if she 's not with customer she comes very quickly to your room.

[Stykler]

There is an escort agency in Bangkok that offers this. Abs Angels, I believe. It should google easily.

I'm not an aficionado myself, but have you tried Craigslist?

[TomSam]

It's been a long time since anyone reviewed an Angel girl so I thought I'd add one. I have a regular here but she's not there at the moment. I think most of the better looking oily girls are earning their money elsewhere at the moment. I went into Addict where there were about 12 girls on offer. I sent away the mums and about half remained. One looked alright but without meaning to sound like our missing friend, the nose and tit jobs were a turn off so I thought I'd go for a walkabout. The Club 102 manager was sitting outside and invited me in but the dark-skinned girls outside didn't appeal to me. There were some nice looking fair-skinned girls outside Love Love and Boss but I've been lied to by the Boss mamasan before so I'm not going back there without a recommendation for a specific girl, which nobody has provided.

Anyway, Angel had a similar number of girls to Addict and once the mums were dismissed again about half remained. Meiji is no model but her face is nice enough. She has very nice tits and tummy. Again without meaning to sound like our missing friend, I got quite philosophical as I was fondling those breasts. Tits are like fruit in many ways. You need to wait for them to ripen but there's quite a short window of opportunity until they have to be discarded. For some girls the window is very short, just like an avocado. Other girls are blessed with breasts that improve with age ...

How did you dismiss the moms? Did you tell the papasan to dismiss the moms for you? How do you tactfully do this?

During lineups, I always feel awkward to even look at some of the girls long enough to assess them. Any tips for taking my time to be able to pick out the ones with young natural ripe tits?

[BMoreDog69]

There is an escort agency in Bangkok that offers this. Abs Angels, I believe. It should google easily.

Hi Chaps,

Does any of you know a place where I can book some fun with lady and LB? Snow White, Tulip or any other?

[Whoreman]

It's been a long time since anyone reviewed an Angel girl so I thought I'd add one. I have a regular here but she's not there at the moment. I think most of the better looking oily girls are earning their money elsewhere at the moment. I went into Addict where there were about 12 girls on offer. I sent away the mums and about half remained. One looked alright but without meaning to sound like our missing friend, the nose and tit jobs were a turn off so I thought I'd go for a walkabout. The Club 102 manager was sitting outside and invited me in but the dark-skinned girls outside didn't appeal to me. There were some nice looking fair-skinned girls outside Love Love and Boss but I've been lied to by the Boss mamasan before so I'm not going back there without a recommendation for a specific girl, which nobody has provided.

Anyway, Angel had a similar number of girls to Addict and once the mums were dismissed again about half remained. Meiji is no model but her face is nice enough. She has very nice tits and tummy. Again without meaning to sound like our missing friend, I got quite philosophical as I was fondling those breasts. Tits are like fruit in many ways. You need to wait for them to ripen but there's quite a short window of opportunity until they have to be discarded. For some girls the window is very short, just like an avocado. Other girls are blessed with breasts that improve with age until they reach peak ripeness and then decline slowly thereafter. I suppose they can be compared to a mango. Meiji is definitely in that latter group. She must be mid to late 20's but her b-cups are still holding up well, not too firm but not too soft. Just right. Unfortunately she doesn't shave her pussy and her arsehole isn't as tight and tucked in as I like. Service was normal for an oily and she did everything I wanted with reasonable enthusiasm.

It got me thinking, considering it was only 1,900 baht for the hour, is it really worth spending the extra in a go-go bar? It seems you'd be spending twice as much money for the same standard of looks and service.

[Khundig]

Hi Chaps,

Does any of you know a place where I can book some fun with lady and LB? Snow White, Tulip or any other?