Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Turgid]

Talking of EZ Massage, this biitch is fussy considering the lack of customers:

http://ez1bkk.com/models/21-nada/

"Not Service European & American"..................

Wow, that pussy must be tight. Just what I want. Oh well.

[DazeUp]

Talking of EZ Massage, this biitch is fussy considering the lack of customers:

"Not Service European & American".

I don't understand, I thought westerners were the main customers. Does this mean she services all other races except westerners? What other main races do we see in this area I know it's not Thai. Wouldn't it make more sense if she said I only service. And mention the race.

[Whoreman]

Crickey! I checked out the website and the going EZ rate is now 3,000 baht / 2 hour (1 shot). I can't imagine I would do with a girl for 2 hours if I was only allowed 1 shot. 90 minutes is more than adequate.

No mention on the website of Caucasian exclusions (racism). Perhaps it was late and the girl just did not want to do another customer. Past midnight is perhaps not the optimal time to go for an oily massage. Ha Ha.

Those rates are just for outcall. Have a closer look at the page I linked to for the racial exclusions.

[Member #4698]

iNo mention on the website of Caucasian exclusions (racism). Perhaps it was late and the girl just did not want to do another customer. <SNIP> Ha Ha.

Sorry, for my mistake, NOW I see it. "8 pm - 2 am (Not Service European & American)" is clearly posted in the girl's working time row.

What a little fool! And to hell with her, but I am surprised EZ allows her to act this way. Other EZ girls are not racist:

http://ez1bkk.com/models/05-l-ly/

http://ez1bkk.com/models/09-new/

http://ez1bkk.com/models/15-polly/

Very strange and personally I never encountered a racist problem at EZ. In fact I like the the place. So, I am surprised management allows the girl to get away with this BS on the website.

[Member #4698]

Talking of EZ Massage, this biitch is fussy considering the lack of customers:

http://ez1bkk.com/models/21-nada/

"Not Service European & American".

Crickey! I checked out the website and the going EZ rate is now 3,000 baht / 2 hour (1 shot). I can't imagine I would do with a girl for 2 hours if I was only allowed 1 shot. 90 minutes is more than adequate.

No mention on the website of Caucasian exclusions (racism). Perhaps it was late and the girl just did not want to do another customer. Past midnight is perhaps not the optimal time to go for an oily massage. Ha Ha.

[Whoreman]

Anyway it was past midnight, first stop was EZ massage.

They have a 1. 400 baht deal for 40 minutes.

Talking of EZ Massage, this biitch is fussy considering the lack of customers:

http://ez1bkk.com/models/21-nada/

"Not Service European & American".

Anyway, I'm glad you had a good time in Love Teen. Some of the girls in the shops on Soi 33 have been known to be fussy about the racial background of their customers as well but maybe the lack of customers has made them more open-minded.

[Mens2]

So. Yesterday night I was horny.

It happens sometimes 😅.

Anyway it was past midnight, first stop was EZ massage.

They have a 1. 400 baht deal for 40 minutes.

Only 2 girls, but the cutest didn't do blowjob without condom.

So next plan!

Since everything was closed early, I did go to soi 33.

Also most was closed, except some.

I was stoped at Teen Love Massage by a girl named Lucky.

32 years old, big fake tits, nice body, small ass, short hair.

The promo: 1. 500 baht for 40 minutes.

1 hour later I was satisfied, money well spend.

There are now so many promotions.

I should try them all!

[Whoreman]

Does Snow White have a Line ID I could use to book a girl before going? Seems like Patty has been busy these days.

I know they have a phone # on their website, but don't feel like calling.

Telephone is the only booking option. It takes less than a minute to get the booking done. The only alternative is to try your luck without an appointment.

[Crocodilexp]

Does Snow White have a Line ID I could use to book a girl before going? Seems like Patty has been busy these days.

I know they have a phone # on their website, but don't feel like calling.

[Whoreman]

So I went again to see I am really the outlier here. 2 HR session this time and again, one of the best experiences. Earnest BJ (though not her strong point for sure), engaged DFK and good body-to-body massage. And anal with me is painful for her. And I am not hugely endowed. Sadly after Sara's departure from Mango, there aren't any natural tits anal options left. Patty will be getting repeat business.

Are you using a good quality lube? She said my lube was "so good". She was very specific that it was the lube rather than my sexual technique that she liked.

I've repeated already and will continue to do so but she's the kind of girl who just lets you do your thing (which I like) rather than giving an energetic PSE performance so she's not for everyone.

[DillonDom]

So I went again to see I am really the outlier here. 2 HR session this time and again, one of the best experiences. Earnest BJ (though not her strong point for sure), engaged DFK and good body-to-body massage. And anal with me is painful for her. And I am not hugely endowed. Sadly after Sara's departure from Mango, there aren't any natural tits anal options left. Patty will be getting repeat business.

[Francesco24]

Many thanks for the review. Wiping the mouth during a BJ is certainly the antithesis of erotic and a deal killer for me. In fact one of my standards for repeat is if she can get me off the second time with BJ in less than 10 minutes. And kissing is very important to me as well. If I sense any hesitation it's a real turn off.

I think I'll probably pass on this one. Was actually going to check it out today, but I'll turn my attention elsewhere.

I forgot to tell that she didn't allow finger inside pussy but had no problem with finger in ass.

About kissing, there was no hesitation during the kiss itself. But her face / mouth kinda run away from you and almost need to lock her face to start it. I know from your reports you have similar tastes as mine overall and I really wouldn't recommend Patty to you.

Overall I not regret it because she looks nice and the anal was quite good for me (again for reasons that others may not actually like if they want tight feeling).

[Whoreman]

The positive point was anal sex instead. This seems to differ from the other reviews somehow, as her ass wasn't tight at all and had to triple check at every position to make sure it was really in the correct hole. She took it for quite long time without any complains and many position. And as I don't really like a very tight feeling, it was very good for me. (but again others may actually not like it for this reason?

I know what you mean. When I said tight I was just talking about the visuals but when it came to penetration it slid in quite easily. She's either trained herself well on how to relax it or she's using something to help with that.

[Goatscrot]

Before there is a rush for Patty, I'd like to share my review too.

Lookwise she was best described by *****man and you can read his perfect description below. Overall she looks good for an oily but just normal if you saw her on the BTS or in a mall.

For me the service was just decent. She is the kind of girl that need to spit and wipe her mouth every 1-2 minutes whiler BJ or after kissing (which maybe for others isn't a big deal but I kinda hate it instead). Also, while she allowed deep kissing she isn't much into it (or proactively looking for it).

BJ itself is average, not sure if she do rimming. If she didn't stop to clean her face so often would be a lot better for me.

I mostly care about kissing and BJ so I wouldn't recommend her to people who may have similar tastes as me.

The positive point was anal sex instead. This seems to differ from the other reviews somehow, as her ass wasn't tight at all and had to triple check at every position to make sure it was really in the correct hole. She took it for quite long time without any complains and many position. And as I don't really like a very tight feeling, it was very good for me. (but again others may actually not like it for this reason?

Many thanks for the review. Wiping the mouth during a BJ is certainly the antithesis of erotic and a deal killer for me. In fact one of my standards for repeat is if she can get me off the second time with BJ in less than 10 minutes. And kissing is very important to me as well. If I sense any hesitation it's a real turn off.

I think I'll probably pass on this one. Was actually going to check it out today, but I'll turn my attention elsewhere.

[Francesco24]

Before there is a rush for Patty, I'd like to share my review too.

Lookwise she was best described by *****man and you can read his perfect description below. Overall she looks good for an oily but just normal if you saw her on the BTS or in a mall.

For me the service was just decent. She is the kind of girl that need to spit and wipe her mouth every 1-2 minutes whiler BJ or after kissing (which maybe for others isn't a big deal but I kinda hate it instead). Also, while she allowed deep kissing she isn't much into it (or proactively looking for it).

BJ itself is average, not sure if she do rimming. If she didn't stop to clean her face so often would be a lot better for me.

I mostly care about kissing and BJ so I wouldn't recommend her to people who may have similar tastes as me.

The positive point was anal sex instead. This seems to differ from the other reviews somehow, as her ass wasn't tight at all and had to triple check at every position to make sure it was really in the correct hole. She took it for quite long time without any complains and many position. And as I don't really like a very tight feeling, it was very good for me. (but again others may actually not like it for this reason?