Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Zuka55]

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[Red Kilt]

ISn't there an english version?

My software translated it for me.

You should be able to do it too.

[Dan7373]

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After a while I got bored with the fake noises and finished. ....

I'd say that the lady's fake noises aren't entirely her fault. Because it's up to the guy to make the lady's noises real, while he is nailing her with his dick.

Fingering the lady's clit, while you are nailing it is a good way to do it.

It's not reasonable for a guy to expect the lady to enjoy it, if he is just doing what's pleasant for himself, and he doesn't go out of his way to please her.

This is just common sense. You need to make an effort to please the lady to make it real for her. And effort by itself isn't enough. You also need to know what you are doing and pay attention to feedback from her. Fake noises are definitely a sign that you need to improve your technique with her.

[Dan Key]

My sweet thing didn't rush me. As l reported l just got a bit bored bonking away while she pretended to like it. On the plus side she was great eye candy. I was in the room 75 minutes.

[Gannaton48]

The one thing I didn't like about Nataree was that I never actually got the full 90 minutes, unlike Colonze 2 where I always did. How about these other places like Merci? Full 90 minutes?

You can see some Merci girls on this website:

http://thai-how.com/castlist?id=8097

I'd pass on the 2000 baht V girls but some of the 2600 baht S girls look nice, similar to the kind of girls you'd find in Nataree. Would you pay 7800 baht for Guitar (SM1)? She looks classy but not worth that. I think I'd go for Bow (S1). Not bad for 2600 baht. Shampoo (M11) is nice but I don't really go for bleached hair so probably wouldn't pay 3800 baht for her.

ISn't there an english version?

[Whoreman]

I think the closuse of nataree has increased the quality of the other soapies. I lived in Ratchada for 1 year, and only Nataree was worth visiting. It got boring visiting the same place, same-ish girls though. Much more impressed with the other nearby soapies now, whereas during nataree's reign, they were all doing so horribly bad in girl quality.

The one thing I didn't like about Nataree was that I never actually got the full 90 minutes, unlike Colonze 2 where I always did. How about these other places like Merci? Full 90 minutes?

You can see some Merci girls on this website:

http://thai-how.com/castlist?id=8097

I'd pass on the 2000 baht V girls but some of the 2600 baht S girls look nice, similar to the kind of girls you'd find in Nataree. Would you pay 7800 baht for Guitar (SM1)? She looks classy but not worth that. I think I'd go for Bow (S1). Not bad for 2600 baht. Shampoo (M11) is nice but I don't really go for bleached hair so probably wouldn't pay 3800 baht for her.

[ParkVille]

I think the closuse of nataree has increased the quality of the other soapies. I lived in Ratchada for 1 year, and only Nataree was worth visiting. It got boring visiting the same place, same-ish girls though. Much more impressed with the other nearby soapies now, whereas during nataree's reign, they were all doing so horribly bad in girl quality.

[Whoreman]

Can't help it, I love soapies. 4. 30 Saturday, checked out a few in Huai Kwang. Contrary to other notifications, Alaina is open. Huge new building, but only 20 in the bowl. Well disciplined, all smiling and waving at the only customer instead of poking at their phones. A few lookers, but all were late 20's and over. (I guess I'm what Thais refer to 'oowa gair' old water buffalo, because they eat only young grass.).

Ocean (the old Colonze 2) had about 20 as well, with a couple of eligible cuties. But I wanted to find someone that gave me that instant zap of electricity.

Merci is next to Nataree. The interior of the building is new and clean. About 25 in the bowl in four classes, from 1800 to 3800. Zap! Of course, M7 was 3800, but you only live once. Slight build, tiny chest, aged about 20. Pale from Chiang Rai, fake nose. She seemed very sweet, and was delightful throughout the session. Good GFE, but no English (my Thai is OK). In all, the usual slightly disappointing soap experience. Of course, you don't go to soapies for amazing technique but for time with someone who seems fresh and unspoiled. She did a lot of BBBJ, and was open to all positions, but no A of course, and no kissing on the mouth. After a while I got bored with the fake noises and finished. WIR? 3800 is ridiculous, but if I wandered in again and saw that cute little face I dunno. And when I left the fishbowl had about 15 more girls, some very eligible.

Great report. Alaina had some young cuties when I went in over a year ago but they were raided by police who rounded up foreign girls so that must have got rid of their young ones. I never partook though as the friendly papasan quoted me all prices with an obvious 500 baht farang surcharge. So it's great to hear that Merci isn't charging that surcharge. I'm happy to pay 3800 baht if the girl is worth it and that's the price that everyone pays. The ilikemassage website confirms that 3800 is indeed the price of an M girl I'll definitely check the place out.

Of course the military government has used its control of the media and elimination of political opposition to convince simple-minded folk that it has eliminated corruption but the reality is corruption is as bad as ever.

[Dan Key]

Can't help it, I love soapies. 4. 30 Saturday, checked out a few in Huai Kwang. Contrary to other notifications, Alaina is open. Huge new building, but only 20 in the bowl. Well disciplined, all smiling and waving at the only customer instead of poking at their phones. A few lookers, but all were late 20's and over. (I guess I'm what Thais refer to 'oowa gair' old water buffalo, because they eat only young grass.).

Ocean (the old Colonze 2) had about 20 as well, with a couple of eligible cuties. But I wanted to find someone that gave me that instant zap of electricity.

Merci is next to Nataree. The interior of the building is new and clean. About 25 in the bowl in four classes, from 1800 to 3800. Zap! Of course, M7 was 3800, but you only live once. Slight build, tiny chest, aged about 20. Pale from Chiang Rai, fake nose. She seemed very sweet, and was delightful throughout the session. Good GFE, but no English (my Thai is OK). In all, the usual slightly disappointing soap experience. Of course, you don't go to soapies for amazing technique but for time with someone who seems fresh and unspoiled. She did a lot of BBBJ, and was open to all positions, but no A of course, and no kissing on the mouth. After a while I got bored with the fake noises and finished. WIR? 3800 is ridiculous, but if I wandered in again and saw that cute little face I dunno. And when I left the fishbowl had about 15 more girls, some very eligible.

I spoke to a Thai friend who was a cop. He implies that one of the ways that Prayuth and the dictatorship are impressing the locals is by tackling police corruption. Everyone in business pays the police, even street vendors. So if every week people see on TV some racket getting exposed and shut down, they see that Prayuth is a man of his word. I remember Saturdays at Nataree being parked in a waiting room with girls because all the rooms were in use. That's about 100 rooms. If there are 6 sessions in each room on a busy day, that's nearly 2 million baht. I also remember seeing what must have been the manager simpering and bowing to a group of senior police after a meeting at Nataree. And yes, there were briefcases: sometimes things in reality are that obvious. After the cops left the manager dude was wailing 'mai dai mai dai', 'I can't do this! The point being that Nataree, with the trafficking, huge turnover and huge police payouts was a huge juicy target.

But despite the loss of Nataree, Huai Kwang is swinging. There's about 7 soapies all within a short walk. Next time I'll check the other joints too. Happy punting.

[Syzygies]

Rama IX is about 30 minutes out, less if no traffic. There's Catherine, La Defense, Colonze and Love Boat (next to old Radission). I haven't visited in several years so others jump in with updates.

I believe the Honolulu Love Boat was renamed to Long Beach a while back, but referred to by either name or both together. I haven't visited any of them for several years as well. Also gave up Utopia after it went into serious decline and their girls mainly moved to La Belle (same owners). I have used Amsterdam corner Rama 9 and Ratchada in recent years, until my favorite girl disappeared.

I also have not really been using the Petchburi road Soapies much in recent years, after gave away my regular at La Belle. She had a bad nose job done for no reason.

Overall I don't seem to get the same enjoyment at Soapies that I had many years ago. Too much surgeries is a big factor. Hard to find decent natural girls. Hard to get great GFE in the modern era.

[TimTimGuy]

Rama IX is about 30 minutes out, less if no traffic. There's Catherine, La Defense, Colonze and Love Boat (next to old Radission). I haven't visited in several years so others jump in with updates.

The purpose being:

Since someone comes on the forum every week asking for service options when they have short layovers in Bangkok, here is a new thread they can be referred to.

[Mjen1970]

It's good you can laugh about it but it seems a lot of the girls in Cherry show no respect to the customer. Poor attitudes like that spread to other girls and the owner / manageress really needs to try and stop it. But when Yaya was being unpleasant to me she just gave me this 'I know it's shit but what can I do?' look. I don't intend to return when there are better looking girls just a short walk away in Orient Massage and much better attitudes and service in Snow White.

Snow White is and always has been my number 1 PSE oily. I've had great sessions in Tulip (Cat and Nancy together and view), Mango (Wan, Mud), Bamboo (Ploy) and more recently Bongkot but Snow White still reigns supreme in my book, It always has a good selection of girls and the service is fabulous (YMMV).

[Traveler1234]

I only have a 5 hour (2-7 pm) lay over but would like soapy. Any good soapy within 30 minutes traveling from BKK (new) airport.

Thanks.

Rama IX is about 30 minutes out, less if no traffic. There's Catherine, La Defense, Colonze and Love Boat (next to old Radission). I haven't visited in several years so others jump in with updates.

[Paolo99]

I don't intend to return when there are better looking girls just a short walk away in Orient Massage and much better attitudes and service in Snow White.

I have the same way of thinking than you do, once I'm disappointed with a girl or a place I don't go back there especially when we can find a better service elsewhere at the same price. I would have repeated her a few times if only she had a better attitude because at least I enjoyed to fuck her. I agree with you about the attitude and service in Snow White as I've met their 3 girls (Aom, Nonny and Ninja) and the service have been consistent every time. Walked in front of Orient a few times and never spotted a beauty and given a bad experience with an experimented girl in that shop a few years ago, did not really want to enter that shop as I suspect that service might be a hit or miss there.

[ManonsanBoy]

I only have a 5 hour (2-7 pm) lay over but would like soapy. Any good soapy within 30 minutes traveling from BKK (new) airport.

Thanks.