Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Mr Benn]

Good review, I have to second the recommendation for Nam at Snow White.

Thanks Crocodilexp. I appreciate the positive feedback. There are a number of seemingly unremarkable girls at Snow White who have revealed their hidden charms to me recently. Sometimes, you just get a good vibe from a plain girl in the lineup and are rewarded with a fine ride. I will post my reviews this week at a pace designed to allow time for the proper discussion of each one.

[Goatscrot]

That was totally uncool. You could have just said the girls are not really to my taste. I like a candid mamasan. You're in a brothel for heavens sakes.

I disagree. What he did was what we should all be doing. It's not going to stand the slightest chance of getting better if we don't let the mamasans and owners know the lineup is unacceptable.

Friend was in Addict. Hadn't chosen a gal in several visits. Mamasan asked him why he hadn't been booking. He replied, "they are all too big. " And the mamasan looked at the gals and said, "See, I told you. You're all too fat,. ".

[Mr Benn]

Apple of Mango was the hot hardcore superstar of her day and, arguably, the farang community's favourite squeeze. Though currently resting on its laurels, the shop's reputation was built on providers like her. Other names also spring to mind.

I never actually took Apple because I had already taken her equally hot younger sister Cherry who needed more encouragement (though not much more) and was easier to book.

I was a bit naive in those days. If the opportunity arose now, I would book the sisters as a pair and arrange them so that each could use the other as bolster pillow in some of the most delightfully ungraceful positions conceived by man.

In 2019, I would crawl naked over broken glass to find any slim, pretty girl capable of recreating that feeling. I know that they are still out there somewhere but finding them through trial and error is time consuming and I've not had much luck recently in the farang-orientated shops.

Where did all the superstars go?

[Crocodilexp]

Nam is now a bit chubbier than in her photos but her face stood out in the line-up so I decided to break my no-fatties rule.

She performed all the services that SW regulars have come to expect with a zen-like calmness that I found pleasing. She has a kind and gentle temperament. If I was asked by a nervous first-timer to recommend a nice Thai lady to pop his commercial cherry in grand style, I would recommend Nam without hesitation. That guy who offers the unsolicited sex tips should take note.

Good review, I have to second the recommendation for Nam at Snow White. She might not be a top PSE star (not at the level of Ying from Tulip) and she doesn't do especially convincing GFE, but she's a nice person and gives me my money's worth every time, including A+ and a deeper-than-usual BBBJ. I'm a regular, she remembers what I like and my little quirks, it's much appreciated, and I keep going back.

Nam is tall for a Thai girl and has some meat on the bones. Certainly not for the pixie lovers out there. However, unless she gained weight in the last few months, I wouldn't call her fat, just large-framed. She's actually reasonably athletic, and not lazy to keep up the work in fairly demanding positions... if you want to sit back and be serviced, she's good at that.

[Goatscrot]

After all the hype, I decided to visit Daisy Dream. The thecor is definitely impressive, with a nice Chinese-themed door at the entry. Once inside, it was hard to see because it was so dark. The thecor seemed nice, but it was so dim, I couldn't tell. The line-up was not impressive, ranging from ordinary to not very nice. I picked one who's face was acceptable. We climbed up two flights of stairs, and the atmosphere got hotter and hotter, as we climbed higher and higher. Once in the room, the heat was almost unbearable. She turned on the A / see, but it took a while to cool down.

Once she disrobed, I was very disappointed. The breasts were flat and were wrinkled like prunes. In the line-up, the breasts looked full, hidden inside a padded bra. Her name was Indy, so caveat emptor. There was no truth-in-packaging here. Her massage was fairly good, but the sex was terrible. BJ was covered and sex was so bad that I could not come. I had to pay 2. 500 upon entry for one hour, so there was no way to get a refund or withhold payment.

Despite the nice thecor, I would never go back. Charge of 2,500 for an hour, is too much. Should be for 90 minutes. Girls were not very attractive. Service, at least from Indy, was terrible.

This is an interim trip report. I wanted to post it now, so you could avoid the place. In a week, I'll post another report. I will have a good recommendation in that report, but I'm waiting until the end of my trip.

Did you let management know that you were not satisfied? You should. There is no way they can address these issues if they are not informed.

[Member #4698]

After all the hype, I decided to visit Daisy Dream. The thecor is definitely impressive, with a nice Chinese-themed door at the entry. Once inside, it was hard to see because it was so dark.

Very informative post Canyon. Too bad you had to take one for the team in order to post it however. LOL. I hate shriveled tits. And the darkness inside the joint is an immediate tell that no good can come from it.

But I hope you enjoy the rest of your trip. I know you will. For upscale - check out soapy Maria Hotel & Spa. They have a lot of attractive girls (60 or 70). Good lighting too! Ha Ha.

[Canyon]

After all the hype, I decided to visit Daisy Dream. The theécor is definitely impressive, with a nice Chinese-themed door at the entry. Once inside, it was hard to see because it was so dark. The theécor seemed nice, but it was so dim, I couldn't tell. The line-up was not impressive, ranging from ordinary to not very nice. I picked one who's face was acceptable. We climbed up two flights of stairs, and the atmosphere got hotter and hotter, as we climbed higher and higher. Once in the room, the heat was almost unbearable. She turned on the A / see, but it took a while to cool down.

Once she disrobed, I was very disappointed. The breasts were flat and were wrinkled like prunes. In the line-up, the breasts looked full, hidden inside a padded bra. Her name was Indy, so caveat emptor. There was no truth-in-packaging here. Her massage was fairly good, but the sex was terrible. BJ was covered and sex was so bad that I could not come. I had to pay 2. 500 upon entry for one hour, so there was no way to get a refund or withhold payment.

Despite the nice theécor, I would never go back. Charge of 2,500 for an hour, is too much. Should be for 90 minutes. Girls were not very attractive. Service, at least from Indy, was terrible.

This is an interim trip report. I wanted to post it now, so you could avoid the place. In a week, I'll post another report. I will have a good recommendation in that report, but I'm waiting until the end of my trip.

[Mr Benn]

Nam is now a bit chubbier than in her photos but her face stood out in the line-up so I decided to break my no-fatties rule.

She performed all the services that SW regulars have come to expect with a zen-like calmness that I found pleasing. She has a kind and gentle temperament. If I was asked by a nervous first-timer to recommend a nice Thai lady to pop his commercial cherry in grand style, I would recommend Nam without hesitation. That guy who offers the unsolicited sex tips should take note.

Nam worked up quite a sweat during doggy which revealed on her back some secret tattoos of spirit animals which had been applied using invisible ink. She thought that I had second sight. I suspect that they may have some mystic significance. Cumming on them may result in bad luck.

Nam performs well and has the right attitude but there is no getting away from her weight. If she were to slim down a bit, I would certainly repeat.

[Mr Benn]

That was totally uncool.

When I asked for a slim girl in Cherry, I was merely expressing my sexual preference. If you don't ask, you don't get. Shyness in a brothel is self-defeating. A girl matching my tastes might well have been eating somtam in the back. I do shag fatties from time to time but this is due to lust rather than political correctness (see above).

[Vicman]

I will be coming to BKK for the first time and I am compiling a list of must visit places. I have read that Mitu is a good nuru with unlimited shots. Are there any other like this or better? Any suggestions are welcomed. Thanks!

[Turgid]

...........The old mamasan loudly asked me if I needed anal. While I was considering my reply, she asked again. Given that she was being so candid with me, I felt that it was appropriate for me to be candid with her. I said that what I really wanted was a slim girl............

That was totally uncool. You could have just said the girls are not really to my taste. I like a candid mamasan. You're in a brothel for heavens sakes.

[Franciscass]

So off I want to check out Daisy Dream. It's not straightforward locating it. It's at the very end of sub soi 3 on the right hand side.

Opened sliding doors and entered a dimly laid back girls lounging on sofas bordello like scene.

A little difficult to find one's bearing because of the lighting but the manger was welcoming and showed on a tablet what's on offer.

Basically starts at 2500 for 60 minutes in a standard room and goes up from there for longer sessions and whether you want one of the two Jacuzzi rooms.

Next comes a lineup of maybe 15 to 20, none outstanding I felt.

I get a little self-conscious after about 30 seconds of looking and usually end up picking the girl with the brightest smile and a decent shape.

After paying upfront she led me upstairs with a friendly arm around my waist and a "thank you so much daling for choosing me, I am so happy". OK I know but she was being sweet.

Got to the room, nice décor, on suite shower but it was small and I do mean small. Shouldn't matter really I suppose but it did.

She was totally service minded insisted on undressing me, folding my clothes, washing me, complimenting me on my this and that and whispering daling I want to make you happy, you tell what you want OK daling. I don't as matter of choice go into gratuitous detail but suffice to say her deep throat was one of the best I've had and I did leave a happy man.

I didn't ask for A+ so not sure if that was available but she was true to providing whatever I did want and more.

Incidentally her name is Noy.

[Francesco24]

I arrived at 11 am so the line-up at Cherry was comprised of just 3 girls. One was chunky and rough-looking. The other 2 had acceptable faces but were downright obese. I asked if Focus was available but she wasn't.

The old mamasan loudly asked me if I needed anal. While I was considering my reply, she asked again. Given that she was being so candid with me, I felt that it was appropriate for me to be candid with her. I said that what I really wanted was a slim girl.

The mamasan was momentarily lost for words and one of the fatties flashed me a look of pure disgust.

When she regained her composure, the mamasan said that a suitable girl would be arriving later. To allow everyone to save face, I agreed to return after lunch but I went to SW instead.

Yeah, I don't know what's going on with Cherry. They have so many obese girls. Been there just once in many months and run away after seeing the lineup.

[Mr Benn]

I arrived at 11 am so the line-up at Cherry was comprised of just 3 girls. One was chunky and rough-looking. The other 2 had acceptable faces but were downright obese. I asked if Focus was available but she wasn't.

The old mamasan loudly asked me if I needed anal. While I was considering my reply, she asked again. Given that she was being so candid with me, I felt that it was appropriate for me to be candid with her. I said that what I really wanted was a slim girl.

The mamasan was momentarily lost for words and one of the fatties flashed me a look of pure disgust.

When she regained her composure, the mamasan said that a suitable girl would be arriving later. To allow everyone to save face, I agreed to return after lunch but I went to SW instead.

[Shirt]

I initially went here a few weeks ago. But the lineup was literally garbage. So I walked out pretty fast. The thing about this shop, is that it's so dark inside. A girl that's actually a 4, will look like she's a 8. Kind of like in most gogo bars and nightclubs.

A friend of mine recently went there. And he told me that they now had 2 or 3 girls that he thought looked good. So I went last week to check for myself.

When they showed me the lineup it wasn't really that much better than the first time I went there. I picked the 60 minutes VIP jacuzzi room, just to see what the big fuzz was about. And to see if a good room like they advertise, is something I care about. The girl I chose was called Sky. Late twenties girl. Photo here: https://gdiary.com/store/massage/dai...mages/sky2.jpg.

Sky was nice to talk with, as she had a pretty good grasp on English. No baby, darker skin. I usually like lighter skin, but again, it's really dark inside the bar area. Unless you can catch a glimpse of some girls waiting outside in daylight, it's hard to tell skin color or wrinkles. The session itself wasn't really up to what I'm used to at places charging money like this. It seems BBBJ is up to each girl, my friend went and he got a BBBJ. My girl however gave a covered one. Barely had time to get in the jacuzzi before the time was up. A quick 5 minute dip, and the time was up.

The room looks very nice indeed. But I don't go to shops like this to admire the interior. 99% of the time I'm just looking at the girl I'm fucking, the bed, or my dick. In the middle of the session I honestly felt it was kind of a waste of them to do it so nicely, but I guess some people really care about stuff like this. Like they have a TV and Bluetooth speaker in the room. I'm just staying there for 1 hour dude.

Will I come again, probably not. The only thing that stands out about this shop is the venue itself. I'd compare it do Addict or Momo on a bad day. In my opinion both the lineup and service level of the girls are subpar to places that charge similarly, for example Mitu and Doki.