Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Vrsabien]

Booked Prae for an outcall, arrived on time and looks like updated photos not like the photos that were there a few months ago when she was in her 20's.

Prae is prob early to mid-30's, looks like a MILF but no kid or babdy damage, pretty lean body and no silicone. She been doing the job for a while so gives great head, slow and sloppy BJ.

Sex is also good but her massage is useless.

Thing that annoyed me most and why won't repeat, is she got sexy dark skin tone but then puts all that white powder crap on her face only to look pale and just doesn't suit her, she looks like a zombie with way too much white powder, but mayne she wore it cause of outcall booking and it was actually sun scree but would have been way too much sun screen.

So those looking for slight older, experienced provider (especially BJ) then your prae been answered.

7/10.

[Whoreman]

Her name was Bam or Baem ... She was a 22 YO with no baby and very high natural shimmering / bouncy "C-cups" sticking out well forward of her body. Jackpot!

This girl sounded very promising so I thought I'd go to New Massage to try her myself. This was today (Sunday) and it's a hell of a hike up soi 33 on a hot day from BTS Phrom Phong. I asked for Bam but was told 'she holiday' by the mamasan. It's not clear whether that means she's taking a day off or she's away for an extended period. Anyway, I was about to leave but then stupidly let the mamasan exploit that split second of exhaustion and disappointment. She claimed to have a girl just like Bam, only 23 years old with big tits and no baby. I agreed to have a look at her. As the only thing on my mind was Syzgies's rather poetic description of Bam's tits, I just focussed on the tits and they seemed to be nice enough so I paid one hour for 1,900 baht.

I didn't have my glasses on when I made the decision and as soon as I got into the room for a closer look it was a serious disappointment. She's obviously much older than 23 with the kind of messed up plastic surgery that makes it look like she's wearing a mask. I convinced myself to just focus on the tits and ignore the face. It didn't help that she has a very annoying loud voice and didn't get the hint that I wasn't interested in her 'how long you stay Thailand' type questions. Tits were obviously fake and she had a big tattoo on her stomach that may have been to cover stretch marks of some sort.

The real surprise came when she was giving me a cat bath and I reached around to touch her pussy. It felt like she had bollocks! I quickly got her to lie down so I could inspect and she has this large brown bulb below the clitoris. It looks like she's got some sort of intersex condition. I was thinking, should I bail now or just throat fuck her or something. The sight of her 'thing' caused me to lose my erection so I got her to turn around so I could see her arse. Her buttocks were flat and she had a gross hairy arsehole so I bailed and got dressed as quickly as I could. I felt dirty and violated that I'd seen and touched her 'bulb' and hairy arsehole, a bit like you feel when you've been tricked into opening some gross faecal porn or something, so as soon as I got home I threw my clothes in the washing machine and had a thorough shower.

Obviously I should have just walked away as soon as the girl I came for turned out not to be there, but FFS if you're in the business of selling women's bodies, at least make sure she's got a reasonably normal vagina and does something about her hairy arsehole.

[Syzygies]

I've got a milestone birthday coming up next month. Anyone have an opinion on which massage spa is the best in town as far as finding top of the line beauties, good service and a place to be pampered?. I heard that Lord's closed down. Which one would you choose if you wanted to land a beauty (or 2) and money was definitely not a concern?. Possibly for 2 hour service. Thanks in advance.

Maybe you have not learned that personal taste in ladies varies a lot. You should specify what appeals to you. E. g. Do you like surgeries or not, slim or voluptuous, big tits? Etc. Do you need light skin, are you Farang, Indian, or East Asian in appearance? It can matter.

"Spa" does not usually mean sexual massage here, but there are exceptions.

Very general questions are hard to answer.

Maybe top girls in Aqua and Tarawadee and La Belle maybe be similar to The Lord. I did not use any of those recently. Too hard to get my spec. and a great fun time. If you are East Asian for looks will be much easier for you.

[Stykler]

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[Samson6208]

I've got a milestone birthday coming up next month. Anyone have an opinion on which massage spa is the best in town as far as finding top of the line beauties, good service and a place to be pampered?. I heard that Lord's closed down. Which one would you choose if you wanted to land a beauty (or 2) and money was definitely not a concern?. Possibly for 2 hour service. Thanks in advance.

[Macho Dik]

Dear All,

During my last trip to BKK I stay hotel along Rachada, Nataree, high class, the Lord are all close down while Emmanuel only have handful selection. Do this parlour still close or now in business?

Cheers,

MD.

[ThirdFloor]

Friends,

Am in your city of sin. Would someone be kind enough to throw some recommendations of girls at Doki Doki, Emmanuelle and LE Glamour massage parlors? I would be much obliged if you could also recommend any particular place over the others, or if you want me to knock some place off the list.

I like my babes young, attractive and with natural breasts. Silicone and braces are a put off.

Thank you guys. You can PM me please.

ThirdFloor.

[Syzygies]

WIR: Prob not, great looks and facility, but crap performances.

I have tried once or twice (quite forgettable), but I would be much more impressed by stunning enthusiastic girls than with fancy lounge.

[Sinofaguo]

Went to Club 102 massage again recently. It's located on Sukhumvit Soi 24 on a side street right near Sukhumvit, and located right next to Addict Massage and a handful of other MPs. They don't currently have a website.

They have a website but were asked to take it down (several other MPs too) as its against the regulations blablabla.

I second your report, they have girls usually looking better than most other MPs but the performance can be better at other MPs.

[GrapeMan]

Went to Club 102 massage again recently. It's located on Sukhumvit Soi 24 on a side street right near Sukhumvit, and located right next to Addict Massage and a handful of other MPs. They don't currently have a website.

This is one of the nicer MPs around for sure. The entrance area is made up to be fairly luxury looking and the girls are dressed sexy in black outfits, not in uniforms or cosplay. The looks of the ladies here is pretty high, can't argue with that in the slightest, I went in the afternoon and probably 10 ladies (though I've been before with 20 available) and I think all of them would have been top talent at any MP. Rooms here are great. Much bigger and nicer than your usual MP and the beds are at least queen sized instead of the tiny ones. Price is a bit higher than other stuff around, I paid something like 2700 or so for a "1. 5 hour" shower room. When places like Tulip, etc. Are 2100 or so, I better be getting my money's worth. And I didn't.

Apparently this place is 1 pop + massage only. I've been twice and gotten 2-pops each time (CBJ then CFS) but the girls were basically mad about it, and no BBBJ option. The quality of ladies brought me back a second time, but the poor performance of them won't bring me back anymore. Both girls I had were exceptionally mediocre and simply didn't want to perform or do much. With all the available other spots, even just in the area, yes this has some top notch looking girls for sure, but performance is low enough to not make up for it.

WIR: Prob not, great looks and facility, but crap performances.

[BkkMick]

I don't think 50 Kg is meaning that much, without a height estimate.

Could be slim for a tall girl or moderate for a short girl.

My GF was perfect at 45 Kg as is short, and was once gaunt at 39 Kg. Now not that slim at close to 50.

Well, without her enhancements she would only weigh about 48 kg. 555.

[Syzygies]

Thank you both! I will gave to wait for my next trip I guess.

Princess Spa (Erotic massage) is only 10+ km from airport (actually near to outskirts of the airport), 15 min away by taxi. You check in 3 hours before or maybe earlier is possible, if you have to check in, then just make sure you are back within 2 hours. Seems easy to me. Maybe only take a 1 hour service and book a taxi to pick you up before hand is possible, especially if offer a good tip.

[Syzygies]

Yes, Game that works at Cherry. Big sillies and stretch marks on the lower belly. Not A+ either but good service and a good attitude. I'd bet you she's over 50 KG. Last time was a few months ago. Can't remember if it was before or after the new year. Soon after she was gone. Guess on one of those overseas trips.

I don't think 50 Kg is meaning that much, without a height estimate.

Could be slim for a tall girl or moderate for a short girl.

My GF was perfect at 45 Kg as is short, and was once gaunt at 39 Kg. Now not that slim at close to 50.

[BkkMick]

Yes, Game that works at Cherry. Big sillies and stretch marks on the lower belly. Not A+ either but good service and a good attitude. I'd bet you she's over 50 KG. Last time was a few months ago. Can't remember if it was before or after the new year. Soon after she was gone. Guess on one of those overseas trips.

Just spent a week with her in March. I must be blind then because I didn't notice any marks. But certainly not more than 50 kg when she was with me. Yes, she isn't A+. Apparently she had a medical problem with that when she worked at Mango and it was the reason why she stopped working for quite some time. After starting again work at Cherry she doesn't offer this anymore.

[Whoreman]

Probably in better shape than it would be in if she stayed here🤣.

As has been said, she's not A+ while at Cherry but I doubt her 10 Omani customers a day will take no for an answer.