Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[ThugDada]

I don't actually use Credit Cards for sex, so my knowledge is limited. Use of Credit card runs the risk that someone will take a copy of your card and scam you for similar services that did not happen. I have had unexpected charges arrive, even from using Card only in Hotels.

However most upscale Soapies and Clubs can take credit card (most are not in Sukhumvit), and may well show establishment as a restaurant or similar for seeming like a business expense. For small MPs and bars, probably cooking the books greatly for taxation purposes, they may not be into credit cards. If they are, it may not be safe to use it. Most people pay cash. You can extract cash from your Credit Card. I don't see a lot of Oily MPs advertising that they will take a credit card.

Those that want sex to be taxpayer funded, necessarily have run some significant risks. I don't have any business in Thailand at all, so cannot cheat on anything.

Noted. Thanks for the suggestions.

[Syzygies]

May I know which massage parlor with sex in Sukhumvit area provide credit card service.

I don't actually use Credit Cards for sex, so my knowledge is limited. Use of Credit card runs the risk that someone will take a copy of your card and scam you for similar services that did not happen. I have had unexpected charges arrive, even from using Card only in Hotels.

However most upscale Soapies and Clubs can take credit card (most are not in Sukhumvit), and may well show establishment as a restaurant or similar for seeming like a business expense. For small MPs and bars, probably cooking the books greatly for taxation purposes, they may not be into credit cards. If they are, it may not be safe to use it. Most people pay cash. You can extract cash from your Credit Card. I don't see a lot of Oily MPs advertising that they will take a credit card.

Those that want sex to be taxpayer funded, necessarily have run some significant risks. I don't have any business in Thailand at all, so cannot cheat on anything.

[ThugDada]

May I know which massage parlor with sex in Sukhumvit area provide credit card service.

[Syzygies]

Massage: B2 B massage with some oil, Pai told me that it was the first time she did B2 B, not bad, but you could that she was new to that kind of massage.

Other: good BBBJ, decent kisser, cowgirl, doggie, missionary.

Pai is a nice girl who fits perfectly my definition of "petite". Sex was OK. Pai was quite talkative and her English was far more than just average.

I like B2 B a lot, and usually choose a Nuru gel Massage in one of the shops that specialise in it. I really think the gel is better than Oil for B2 B. Just my opinion. I try to choose a girl with reasonable size naturals for B2 B. Some shops even have an airbed for the bodyslide, especially the more Japanese oriented shops like Can Cam.

Gamyui was very pretty at Can Cam, enhanced but a good job, gave me a fabulous session, unfortunately she is not there any more. I think she may have run away with a Japanese BF, as doesn't read my LINE messages, yet I can see her profile updates. Girls sometimes "Hide" messages from guys from their shady past, so BF doesn't see anything (and girl doesn't see the messages either).

I find important to get a girl with experience for bodyslide who knows how to slide slowly and more sexy. This was only reason I ever went to the Dr. BJ shops in the past, not just for a boring BJ.

In recent times, have used a somewhat inexperienced girl in New Massage (not cheapest shop) with good sized naturals for a gel B2 B. I can teach girls how to best use their tits if necessary.

So my recommendation is look around the various shops proving Nuru Gel massage, sometimes have bath as well, and trying to attract Japanese customers. In the end, some of these "Oily" shops, become very like a Soapy MP, except on a small scale and having no fish bowl.

http://cancam-massage.com/gals/profile.php?gal_dir=109 Unfortunately Can Cam suggest this girl only does CBJ. Strangely I hardly had a CBJ for years. Perhaps was club102 where girl wanted to CBJ. Forget now. I remember there was just one time recently. Can Cam's schedule for girls working is far too limited right now for Songkran.

Many girls profiles suggest they do 69 but not BBBJ (raw BJ). I find that a bit funny. I never ever had a 69 with a condom on my dick, that I can recall.

[Zauberfee]

Though my regular shops were closed for Songkran I went to the shops at Sukhumvit 22. In a small subsoi right behind the new Marriott hotel there are 6 or 7 massage shops located. Most girls already went up country so the lineups were depleted in any shop. Still at Honey Bee there was enough talent left for me.

Girl: Pai.

Age: 30 (her own words).

Home: Chiang Mai.

Place: Honey Bee, (but was brought over from Passion Massage).

Price: 2. 200 THB for 1 HR.

Shots: 1.

Body: 150+ cm tall, shoulderlong, straight brown hair, A cup, slightly hanging tits, very small and tiny body, very tight, no notable baby damage although she has a daughter, tattoos on her breast and belly as well as a big Sak Yaant on her back.

Room: nice room with a big bed.

Sex: standard full sex.

Massage: B2 B massage with some oil, Pai told me that it was the first time she did B2 B, not bad, but you could that she was new to that kind of massage.

Other: good BBBJ, decent kisser, cowgirl, doggie, missionary.

Pai is a nice girl who fits perfectly my definition of "petite". Sex was OK. Pai was quite talkative and her English was far more than just average.

She will go back to Chiang Mai next week.

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[Member #4591]

Well that sounds convenient. Not a bad option at all but I only miss soapie because my last trip to Thailand was more than 11 yrs ago. And before my transit flight, I'm going to make "a few appointments" in Hong Kong and Beijing so I doubt I'll have much energy left for some serious action. But yeah you're right, I think with time too short, it's better get a room to rest, maybe eat some food and relax until departing. They have hotels by the hour near airport? Okay thanks man, this smooci thing seems cool, I'll try "order some lady" with this.

I'm sure they have hotels by the hour but you don't want that kind of hotel. Rent a normal hotel. It will be about 1,500-3,000 Baht compared with 350 per hour x 6 hours 2,100ST hotel, you will come in a little cheaper or a little more expensive depending on how nice your hotel is. Good luck.

[Syzygies]

They kinda remind me of Dr. BJ before he was forced to close down and change all the names of his establishments. Now he has learnt his lesson and much less arrogant and obnoxious. I don't think these 3 will be so smart whether they are Russians or French. The jacuzzi room was my choice and the 90 minute booking was what I was forced to take. Actually after paying extra for the jaquzzi room, they gave the wrong key to the lady, at first they put me in a normal room and then had to switch after I complained.

Obviously for a Jacuzzi room, you need more time like 2 hours, so seems stupid to me. At New Massage I always took Jacuzzi for 2 hours or normal room for 90 minutes.

Your comments about Dr. BJ seem a bit strange to me. My assumptions are quite different. I have not met the Scott that many times, but always seemed good humoured to me, not that I would ever need to have a lot of dealings. He was only far too much of an optimist in terms of ISG reports. His 10 point girl would be a 6 for me. Strange to suggest he would have changed a lot. I did also meet some other farang guy at Dr. BJ, forget his name, but he appealed to me less. Apparently "Dr. BJ" has also been seem working at Annies. I did not see that myself. Normally at Annies and Dr. BJ Nuru, there is the Thai mamasan Gop and forget the name of the Nuru mamasan. Dealing with Thai mamasans is preferred for me.

The Dr. BJ shops would have been owned by a company and the company would probably have several share holders. That would make sense to me. Guess who the big shareholders might be? Probably the same as the shareholders for Annies. The ownership was supposedly restructured in terms of which companies own these shops. So what? Smoke and mirrors. Was always clear to me who the big boss of the Annies, Dr. BJ chain was, and how closely they were associated.

I have not seen Aey herself for several years, but have heard she visits all the shops regularly. I haven't actually been inside any of these shops for several months. Must have lost interest or lost the girls. Last girl I tried at Dr. BJ was a non repeat. She had just had a tit job and they were still bandaged up. I actually lost my favorite girls at quite a few MPs and bars, for a variety of reasons. Some just disappeared off LINE accounts. Have a very small number of regular girls left. Would like to get some others back again.

Heard disturbing rumours about weight loss techniques for some girls, not that that is anything new. Many years ago Tulip girls used to take Fitne tea every day to give them the runs so they could flush everything out, and not take on all the calories they ate.

The really ugly thing for me at the Dr. BJ shops was all the Thai boys hanging around there, serving drinks, or sleeping upstairs. Presumably they were the BFs of the girls working there. I don't know the facts but it did not look good. They did not seem to have very useful functions. Feels strange if you are about to fuck some girl, and her BF brings the drinks up. Perhaps that does not happen, but I am not too sure. Plenty of Thai boys are comfortable living off hooker girlfriends. I see so many Thai boys hanging around Soi 23 waiting for cowboy girls to finish work. Again looks ugly.

I could try my very old regular girl at Emmnuelle again, 9 years later. LOL She had a great body back then. Right now, I suppose the waist will be expanded a bit and tits gone a bit saggy maybe. Hopefully still no baby.

I would be happy if all the MPS had no Farang staff, no Japanese staff, and preferably no male staff as well. However when have non Thai managers, I just largely ignore them, and deal with mamasan or Thai booking staff.

In Soapies I have always preferred mamasans over papasans. The mamasans are generally far nicer, less pushy, and more trustworthy.

[LadyMontbarron]

Most of the big name shops will be closed for Songkran around Sukhumvit so you are corrrect in choosing Ratchada. Assuming you can make it through immigration by noon, a taxi to Ratchada will be your best bet. Your challenge however comes after. The shops will have limited staff due to Songkran and your early arrival. Might I suggest you check into a hotel near the airport and book a smooci lady? You can probably get a room for 1,500-2,000 Baht. Book your lady for 2,000-3,000 Baht. That way you can at least be assured of who is available. All for under 5,000 Baht. And a comfortable room to relax before your flight. And no chance of being late to catch your flight as well.

A quick check of the smooci website shows 20 girls available which is a far better lineup than you will find at any massage shop during Songkran and at noon-13:00.

Well that sounds convenient. Not a bad option at all but I only miss soapie because my last trip to Thailand was more than 11 yrs ago. And before my transit flight, I'm going to make "a few appointments" in Hong Kong and Beijing so I doubt I'll have much energy left for some serious action. But yeah you're right, I think with time too short, it's better get a room to rest, maybe eat some food and relax until departing. They have hotels by the hour near airport? Okay thanks man, this smooci thing seems cool, I'll try "order some lady" with this.

[Member #4591]

Need help guys! I'll have a 7 hrs transit in Suvarnabhumi from 11 am - 6 pm and I want to have a 90' soapie in Huai Khwang before I leave so should I take the cab or train? How do I get there, I mean the parlors on Ratchadapidesek Road? Someone please give me direction so I can go there have some fun and make it back to the airport in time.

Most of the big name shops will be closed for Songkran around Sukhumvit so you are corrrect in choosing Ratchada. Assuming you can make it through immigration by noon, a taxi to Ratchada will be your best bet. Your challenge however comes after. The shops will have limited staff due to Songkran and your early arrival. Might I suggest you check into a hotel near the airport and book a smooci lady? You can probably get a room for 1,500-2,000 Baht. Book your lady for 2,000-3,000 Baht. That way you can at least be assured of who is available. All for under 5,000 Baht. And a comfortable room to relax before your flight. And no chance of being late to catch your flight as well.

A quick check of the smooci website shows 20 girls available which is a far better lineup than you will find at any massage shop during Songkran and at noon-13:00.

[Member #4591]

Not sure why you would be forced to take a Jacuzzi room. In all likelihood, you were not permitted a 2 hour booking as the girl may have had a subsequent booking in 2 hours, and meeting that booking time would be too difficult.

In MPs I often find that when a girl is already busy, they don't want me to book the next session, within 30 minutes of the previous session finishing. However I find I can show up early and take the girl earlier than my booking time. She may well have come out of previous booking 40 minutes before my booking.

I only met the one Farang staff member when I was there, and he seemed to have a French accent, however most of the prettier faced girls were too thick for me. I say most, because obviously the best girls can be busy and not in the line up at that time. I possibly arrived just a bit later than optimal.

I know for a fact that after I left, the girl went home with no plans. We actually chatted on line for a bit that evening and there was no booking right before mine or after mine to justify refusing the 2 hour booking. In my opinion, the refusal is to try and capitalize on shorter bookings more frequently. The same reasons why many bar girls refuse LT. They should take those options off the website and price lists if no available. Anyways they won't last long with their abnoxiius and arrogant behavior. They kinda remind me of Dr. BJ before he was forced to close down and change all the names of his establishments. Now he has learnt his lesson and much less arrogant and obnoxious. I don't think these 3 will be so smart whether they are Russians or French. The jacuzzi room was my choice and the 90 minute booking was what I was forced to take. Actually after paying extra for the jaquzzi room, they gave the wrong key to the lady, at first they put me in a normal room and then had to switch after I complained.

[Syzygies]

Need help guys! I'll have a 7 hrs transit in Suvarnabhumi from 11 am - 6 pm and I want to have a 90' soapie in Huai Khwang before I leave so should I take the cab or train? How do I get there, I mean the parlors on Ratchadapidesek Road? Someone please give me direction so I can go there have some fun and make it back to the airport in time.

You get there by taxi. If you know exactly what you want to do, you don't need help really. The time slot seems a bit early to me. I can't say which club will be okay When you get there early afternoon.

If was me I would probably do something different, like go to Sukhumvit instead. Maybe your plan is fine. I simply don't know.

[Syzygies]

I was also refused a two hour booking and was not told why. It's advertised on the website and in the shop on the price list. I was forced into the 90 minute option and Jaquzzi room for 2,900.

Not sure why you would be forced to take a Jacuzzi room. In all likelihood, you were not permitted a 2 hour booking as the girl may have had a subsequent booking in 2 hours, and meeting that booking time would be too difficult.

In MPs I often find that when a girl is already busy, they don't want me to book the next session, within 30 minutes of the previous session finishing. However I find I can show up early and take the girl earlier than my booking time. She may well have come out of previous booking 40 minutes before my booking.

I only met the one Farang staff member when I was there, and he seemed to have a French accent, however most of the prettier faced girls were too thick for me. I say most, because obviously the best girls can be busy and not in the line up at that time. I possibly arrived just a bit later than optimal.

It does not really appeal to me, when manager is a Farang or Japanese. I just assume they will be incompetent. However in Soapies some Thai papasans can be excessively annoying, when trying to rush customers to make a choice.

Actually I never got a great vibe from most Nataree girls in the past too. Many were highly controlled and money for the session not going to them, instead going to the manager. The manager would provide the girl accommodation, transport, food, etc. But not much freedom. Maybe very small pocket money, until the high debt was paid off. Not all girls perhaps, but a good portion of them. Then there were other problems, such as not Thai citizens, and the unmentionable ones, etc. I found that the older girls in the fishtank had a more relaxed attitude and were better in the room. It's conceivable I just had a lot of bad luck at Nataree. The percentage of girls I ever repeated from there would be less than 20%. Most of them were timid, inexperienced to hopeless, and some scared of Farangs. I prefer places where girls are very used to Farangs. Speaking Thai is not enough.

[Member #4591]

Reminds me of Nataree in some ways. I always got the impression that they were hard-core mafia, I would see muscle clearly standing at the door just looking ready to beat someone up, not sure who though. And the papasan would ring the girls by the neck, grope their tits very aggressively and some of the girls sitting nearby would be shock / terror when witnessing this.

One thing I dislike is when the owners are dating the girls who work at a shop. It makes the p4 p arrangement slightly awkward for the girl and uncomfortable. Much better when the place is professionally ran and you don't have the owners fraternizing with the goods. I rather not walk in on something personal, especially when it's my money. But if they are training the girls (most Thai girls needs help in giving a good BJ) that's okay. If they are hanging out in their shop all day like a customer, no thanks.

I never got the same vibe at Nataree like I got at Club 102. There was no feeling of a Mafia presence, just stupidity at its best.

[LadyMontbarron]

Need help guys! I'll have a 7 hrs transit in Suvarnabhumi from 11 am - 6 pm and I want to have a 90' soapie in Huai Khwang before I leave so should I take the cab or train? How do I get there, I mean the parlors on Ratchadapidesek Road? Someone please give me direction so I can go there have some fun and make it back to the airport in time.

[ParkVille]

Reminds me of Nataree in some ways. I always got the impression that they were hard-core mafia, I would see muscle clearly standing at the door just looking ready to beat someone up, not sure who though. And the papasan would ring the girls by the neck, grope their tits very aggressively and some of the girls sitting nearby would be shock / terror when witnessing this.

One thing I dislike is when the owners are dating the girls who work at a shop. It makes the p4 p arrangement slightly awkward for the girl and uncomfortable. Much better when the place is professionally ran and you don't have the owners fraternizing with the goods. I rather not walk in on something personal, especially when it's my money. But if they are training the girls (most Thai girls needs help in giving a good BJ) that's okay. If they are hanging out in their shop all day like a customer, no thanks.