Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Paolo99]

Was in Crazy House yesterday night, arrived around 11 pm. The place was packed with Asians, could barely find a place to have a seat, and a bad one.

The doorman tried to talk rough in Thai to me for no reason but I still entered the place.

Saw a couple of good looking girls there especially number 56 that has a very beautiful and fit body with a cute face. Shaven beautiful pussy with a wonderful ass, her face doesn't look like she had any surgery and she looked young.

She's been called numerous times by Asians customers but I didn't see them barfining her. Had a look at her and she looked much more interested by her ladydrinks than by the customers so I didn't try any move with her.

Saw many girls receiving their two drinks (Tequila + Coke) so the two ladydrinks at once is still pulled out by the girls there.

After about 40 minutes there were more Farangs in the crowd, many Asians had moved on and the quality of the girls came down so I moved.

The staff does seem as rude as before and I was asked to pay directly when I received my drink while Asians guys were looking like they had their tab on their table.

[Syzygies]

Emailed ahead again and asked for the new tall girl Sara. Told them I wanted A level. Paid 2,800 BHT for a 2 hour session which includes the anal surcharge I guess. Sara is taller than most Thai girls I've seen, had big natural tits and gave a great massage. When it came to the sex she was a bit mechanical but did a good job. BJ was good. When she put the condom on she immediately got on all fours and went to put it in her ass. I like a bit of a warm up first so did a few vag positions and then put her back into the ass up face down position. She took it in the ass well and was tight. She's got a billboard size tattoo on her back that's square from top to bottom. Not really my thing but there was a large bird with a really big beak looking at me the entire time. I did fuck her in the ass missionary but she couldn't take it to long so it was back on all fours.

Thanks for really useful report. I had in mind to try Sara some time based on her web pics. Could I ask just a little more? Estimated height and weight would help. Tall is fine for me (thinking of 165 cm for example even taller no problem). Thick thighs or has a nice gap between them? Tatoos don't bother me. Any sign of kissing being possible?

I could see she has a nose job but it looks okay And hard to believe the tits were real. Ha ha. Push up bra photos no doubt.

I am not even an anal guy usually.

[BlanLocal]

Having seen some recent reviews I decided today to give Snow White a try. Based on reviews I asked for Tina and was told she was on a one week holiday. Then asked for Tangmo but she had a customer coming in one hour and I was seeking a two hour cruise. Then based on a previous mention here I asked for Kitty but when she approached I just couldn't bring myself to it and luckily she then told the host she cannot do anal today. I acted disappointed out of courtesy and then asked for introductions to the rest of the ladies. A skinny one named Candy stood out to me so I chose her.

Candy has had a baby but damage is not terrible. She has that thin short Thai body that has been stereotyped. She had nice firm round tits and a great little ass.

Massage started with her oiling me down and rubbing her body on mine. This isn't my favorite way to get a good massage but it was sexy. I was disappointed thinking about the great massage I got from Sara at Mango's yesterday. She then slid the condom on for a covered BJ which also led to my immediate disappointment. The sex however was good. She rode on top and really performed well. I turned her over for some mish and then doggy for awhile in that phat little pussy of hers. Gave her a thumb in her tight little ass and wondered if I was going to be able to get in there. She lubed up and I started in. For a thin little girl she took it nice in her ass and let me go as long as I wanted. I layed her down flat and pounded away until I blew a load in her ass. She jumped up to take a shower and when she came back asked if I wanted to cum again. I said no I am good and she said she'the give me a massage then. This time the massage was a real one with her hands and my previous disappointment went away. After about 45 minutes of that I thought we were done and she asks me to turn over. She then asked again if I can cum again. This time I said lets try and she proceeded with a nice BBBJ till CIM. She did a nice job. 2,300 BHT for 2 hours.

[Syzygies]

she proceeded to a OK oil massage for the reminding time and didn't talk much untill the end of the massage where she tried to explain that she has to give 300 baht to the shop each time she gets a customer upstairs, so actually she was losing money each time a guy refused her extra services. I didn't believe that part, I think it's pure BS.

It is not pure BS. Girls only make money from extras. This is common theme in all oily massage shops with extras. To her, you are a total waste of time and energy customer.

Naturally guys that do not want FS or at least BJ, should not be in a fake massage shop, like so many shops are. Really the bullshit is the shop trying to pretend it is a Spa, when is a knock shop. All the smart shops these days charge an all in full price up front so there can be no misunderstanding. Either you want full service or never mind we are happy to take your money for less service.

The girl knows the risk, and like she said, she had you summed up from the start, so would be already in not best mood, thinking you are likely wasting her time. Sure I understand 3 K is not exactly what guys are expecting to pay. At least with all in charge we know.

DokiDoki cost me 3700 for 90 minutes I believe if remember right. There is no negotiation. Prices are fixed. Most places have fixed prices. The girl is in a fine mood (she knows she is making good money). She doesn't mind if I don't want to fuck. She gives extremely great slow service, includes kissing, BBBJ, 69, DATY, and fucking. Some sex on slippery mat and some on bed. All up great but expensive. The advantage is everyone knows where they stand from the start. It is very unlikely she would have given anal. BBFS I don't know, maybe depends. I did not tip first time, because I thought the price was high already. I forget how much the shop gets of the fee, but guess at least 1000 and probably more. Giving Nuru slide massage is tiring for the girls legs somewhat.

Girls would be really happy to work at DokiDoki since they make more than 1500 (I assume 2K or more) for a 90 minute session, when many shops have girls making only 1400 for 90 mins or 2 hours. This can attract better girls. That in turn attracts better customers that will pay the higher prices. I think this shop has a very smart strategy. Charge more but give extra good service with well trained girls. Make the rooms good but not too much arty emphasis. Not all the girls are stunning but I think they can attract good looking girls. Hopefully over time the standard goes up.

If price was really cheap, would be there every day. Ha ha. It isn't.

So my advice to all, is know what you want before you go in. If don't have the right girl, O.K. leave. Will you take at least BJ or FS or not. If you don't know what it will cost you and are not happy with price, best go elsewhere. If you don't want extras, go to a proper massage shop that has no extras, where you will not be seen as a waste of time.

To me does not make sense to start a session when the sex price will turn out to be too high. Just my personal views as a guy who does not seek massage. I understand that this shop Nang Sida is a really stupid one. Sounds like an avoid to me.

One girl told me she left Boss Massage to work on the street Soi 4. Why? because she makes more money. Has a hot body. Gets more customers. Not paying overheads to the boss. Don't imagine for a minute a girl makes O.K. money just by giving a long massage only. No way.

[Gargano19]

It might be that each girl has different prices for their extra because at that moment I was OK for a 1000 baht BJ but she didn't even react to my offer. I saw many girls there and they are not equally beautiful. Last time I past the shop I even saw a LB working as a massage girl.

Yes that shop has many lbs.

And yes they have their own prices.

When I was there, the girl kept saying don't make noise, management don't know about extras.

[BlanLocal]

How firm are those big natural tits of hers? Is the rest of her body good?

They were 60/40. 60 being the firm side. Nicest real ones I've had in BKK. Her body is a little bigger than her photo's but a nice small ass.

[Whoreman]

Emailed ahead again and asked for the new tall girl Sara. Told them I wanted A level. Paid 2,800 BHT for a 2 hour session which includes the anal surcharge I guess. Sara is taller than most Thai girls I've seen, had big natural tits and gave a great massage. When it came to the sex she was a bit mechanical but did a good job. BJ was good. When she put the condom on she immediately got on all fours and went to put it in her ass. I like a bit of a warm up first so did a few vag positions and then put her back into the ass up face down position. She took it in the ass well and was tight. She's got a billboard size tattoo on her back that's square from top to bottom. Not really my thing but there was a large bird with a really big beak looking at me the entire time. I did fuck her in the ass missionary but she couldn't take it to long so it was back on all fours.

How firm are those big natural tits of hers? Is the rest of her body good?

[BlanLocal]

Emailed ahead again and asked for the new tall girl Sara. Told them I wanted A level. Paid 2,800 BHT for a 2 hour session which includes the anal surcharge I guess. Sara is taller than most Thai girls I've seen, had big natural tits and gave a great massage. When it came to the sex she was a bit mechanical but did a good job. BJ was good. When she put the condom on she immediately got on all fours and went to put it in her ass. I like a bit of a warm up first so did a few vag positions and then put her back into the ass up face down position. She took it in the ass well and was tight. She's got a billboard size tattoo on her back that's square from top to bottom. Not really my thing but there was a large bird with a really big beak looking at me the entire time. I did fuck her in the ass missionary but she couldn't take it to long so it was back on all fours.

[Mr Benn]

Right on man! That is June indeed.

I enjoyed chatting with June almost as much as I enjoyed having sex with her. She was a great storyteller. She also had a sharp brain and a wonderfully droll sense of humour. June never mentioned her family or money problems to me. Instead, she talked about things that intrigued or amused her with a degree of cynicism that was very un-Thai. Never mind GFE; June was total girlfriend material. When she moved on, I suspect that a lot of guys were left with a June-shaped hole in their lives.

[Whoreman]

I did 6 girls in Bangkok over 3 days, 4 of which turned out to be from Snow white. FR on them.

1) Beauty. Slightly fatter than her picture but still worth trying once. Did all her 3 holes. She was OK but when anal went longer, she gave up and let me do whatever I wanted.

2) Tina. Has a baby but turned out to be most enthu of 4 girls I sampled. She is 25 years old and took me in her back hole as hard as I wanted. Liked her attitude the most.

3) Kitty. Best firm boobs amongst the 4 girls. She also gave a blow job so much so that I almost came couple of times in her mouth. She howled and cried when I entered back side. I think I was the first one there. Could not go beyond 5 min because of that. She also gave me harsh looks when I came back to the shop. I don't think she is taking me again. She is few months into SW.

4) Tangmo. Happened to be my 6th girl of the trip. She is thin and very small boobs, face is innocent and has had no baby. She also joined SW 4-5 months back. She had the worst BJ skills, just kept the dick in her mouth doing nothing. But both her pussy and ass were the tightest I have had in Bangkok so far. Came in her pussy but her ass tightness kept me hard. She did not have a good attitude during the session, was sulking whole time claiming that she had just came back from a full night of outcall service.

Thanks for the detailed report. Kitty and Tangmo sound doable apart from the howling and sulking. Did you check Kitty was up for it before sodomizing her?

[Syzygies]

Snow White superstar June would sometimes offer unsolicited anal as part of her customer loyalty program. Whenever I fancied making a same-day delivery to her rear entrance, June would usually refuse but she'd offer it up unsolicited every once in a while according to some unfathomable prick-teasing schedule that she had concocted. First-time customers and VIPs could get anal on demand, I suspect.

I could kick myself for missing out on June's most recent encore performance at Bongkot while using a different name. When she pops up somewhere else, I will be quicker off the mark next time. A bit of game and a hot body is what separates the superstars from the also-rans.

I genuinely like June and I hope that she has now found happiness with a kindly farang gentleman who appreciates her unique character. However, the devil on my other shoulder is secretly hoping that their relationship hits a temporary bump in the road that will allow me to have another go on June's ass before she finally gets to live happily ever after.

Right on man! That is June indeed. I had never asked June for anal, and she had told me she generally did not do it, or maybe depended on customer aspects. However as time went by I think she got more experienced and more adventurous. Likewise one day out of the blue she suddenly offered me anal. Would I like to try? Tight ass but we did achieve it. Maybe her pussy was sore that day.

Just the once, then she left SW. Got a BF. I think was not a Farang but an Asian guy. However June had hassles where she had to make money to support her problematic close family member (s). She told me more details. This could easily have stuffed up her relationship with a BF sponsor. She returned to Bongkot and I eventually found out and went there (I think Goatscrot may have given the tip off). I had no knowledge of Bongkot otherwise, not frequenting Soi 22 area. I don't think the other Bongkot girls were attractive, or I never saw one.

One day we decided to try anal again, after she had just returned from an extended holiday. Funny this time I could not achieve it. Was so tight I could not get in there, she probably was failing to relax her muscle to allow it easily, and the struggles to get in may have caused my hard on to dissipate a bit. Never mind, I am a normal sex guy anyway. She left Bongkot again. I don't know if perhaps she found another sponsor, but her family issues were never going to go away, I fear. I would not choose to support her and her family problems.

So I did anal with June a grand total of once. Novelty item. Ha ha. I think June was my first ever Snow White girl. I happened to see her going upstairs with another customer when I arrived the first time. Her ass was so attractive (and face nice), I just had to book her for later and come back when she was available, ha ha. I have always been an ass man but not for putting the dick in there. High cheeks and a nice gap.

[Paolo99]

Different strokes for different folks, of course. But if she was the slimmest and most beautiful young lady I have only seen sitting outside that shop on rare occasion and IF she was truly offering a good BBBJ+CIM, I don't think 1,500 baht for it vs the 1,000 baht dudes pay every day for the same thing with dumpy 35 year olds at Wood Bar Soi 7/1 would have killed the deal for me. Especially when you factor in an additional 200-300 baht tip many dudes add to the deal at Wood Bar anyway. And then there are the dumpy 35 year olds offering it at other BJ Bars around town for 1,300 baht or whatever.

I understand and appreciate the effort to keep prices down. But at some point we also need to encourage better looking girls to get into the scene. And if achieving that is the difference between 1,000 baht (plus tip, for many) at some places and 1,500 baht, it might not be such a terrible decision to gift the far and away better looking ones the extra 300-500 baht. As long as the deal is it will be a very good one with no unpleasant surprises at the finish, of course. JMHO.

She was between 30 and 35, I don't know if she is the prettiest working there but she was clearly the most attractive among all the girls I saw there. I almost never go into these shops to get some extras, the fact that I went there after walking in front of her two times indicates that I really liked her look.

She didn't talk about CIM as we didn't even talk about these details, she rejected my offer immediately.

It would have been my first shot for months so I knew I would be even quicker to unload, that's why I didn't want to pay any premium, even for a girl that I found attractive.

Later in the evening I went in the BJ shop on soi8 with the censored name and found a slim girl that relieved me efficiently at half the price that the Nangseeda girl was asking (but of course she was far from being as attractive).

[TempStories]

I did 6 girls in Bangkok over 3 days, 4 of which turned out to be from Snow white. FR on them.

1) Beauty. Slightly fatter than her picture but still worth trying once. Did all her 3 holes. She was OK but when anal went longer, she gave up and let me do whatever I wanted.

2) Tina. Has a baby but turned out to be most enthu of 4 girls I sampled. She is 25 years old and took me in her back hole as hard as I wanted. Liked her attitude the most.

3) Kitty. Best firm boobs amongst the 4 girls. She also gave a blow job so much so that I almost came couple of times in her mouth. She howled and cried when I entered back side. I think I was the first one there. Could not go beyond 5 min because of that. She also gave me harsh looks when I came back to the shop. I don't think she is taking me again. She is few months into SW.

4) Tangmo. Happened to be my 6th girl of the trip. She is thin and very small boobs, face is innocent and has had no baby. She also joined SW 4-5 months back. She had the worst BJ skills, just kept the dick in her mouth doing nothing. But both her pussy and ass were the tightest I have had in Bangkok so far. Came in her pussy but her ass tightness kept me hard. She did not have a good attitude during the session, was sulking whole time claiming that she had just came back from a full night of outcall service.

[Bouvis]

Bad anal occurs when one's reflection in the mirror resembled a Hieronymus Bosch canvas depicting the torments of fat-girl hell.

To quote Samir from the 1999 comedy office space. "Yes, this is horrible, this idea."

[EihTooms]

It might be that each girl has different prices for their extra because at that moment I was OK for a 1000 baht BJ but she didn't even react to my offer. I saw many girls there and they are not equally beautiful. Last time I past the shop I even saw a LB working as a massage girl.

Different strokes for different folks, of course. But if she was the slimmest and most beautiful young lady I have only seen sitting outside that shop on rare occasion and IF she was truly offering a good BBBJ+CIM, I don't think 1,500 baht for it vs the 1,000 baht dudes pay every day for the same thing with dumpy 35 year olds at Wood Bar Soi 7/1 would have killed the deal for me. Especially when you factor in an additional 200-300 baht tip many dudes add to the deal at Wood Bar anyway. And then there are the dumpy 35 year olds offering it at other BJ Bars around town for 1,300 baht or whatever.

I understand and appreciate the effort to keep prices down. But at some point we also need to encourage better looking girls to get into the scene. And if achieving that is the difference between 1,000 baht (plus tip, for many) at some places and 1,500 baht, it might not be such a terrible decision to gift the far and away better looking ones the extra 300-500 baht. As long as the deal is it will be a very good one with no unpleasant surprises at the finish, of course. JMHO.