Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Whoreman]

Thanks for the this report as I was considering her for my next trip.

Have you seen the new girl 'Kibsy'?

Not yet and she's not really on my to-do list. She looks nice in the first two photos but they're obviously very old or have been touched up. From the second two photos taken in the shop she seems to be getting on a bit.

[Syzygies]

In fact, when I fingered her I noticed it's a bit of a cave inside. I also fingered her tight little arse but she kept moving herself out of position which really put me off my stroke. After much drama I managed to get my thumb half way in. She wasn't being cooperative enough for me to get my dick in so I just finished in her pussy. At the end I asked if I could fuck her arse next time and she said 'slow slow can'. As it took almost the whole hour just to get my thumb half way in, I'm not sure how it would be possible to go any slower. I think the whole thing is just an act and to fuck her arse you'd have to get her into a position like lying on her back with her legs up so she can't move out of position. Doggy position gives her too much control.

All in all, her shitty attitude ruined the experience, which is a shame because she has lovely curvy buttocks and a pretty little arsehole. Not worth repeating.

Inside of girls pussy can vary a lot. I don't go for the tightest of girls because they usually are scared of dick. "Cave" experience for me once was where dick flopped around inside there not hitting the walls. Ha ha. I wondered if a lot was missing after the baby but that explained why such a pretty well educated girl had lost her Swiss BF. Just was a nothing fuck unfortunately.

Can't get the thumb in? This is the typical unrelaxed girl I meet often, or "seized up" I call it usually accompanied by very stiff straight legs, but happens to me a lot even for pussy sex, girl goes rigid and not relaxed. Also known as "dick scared". I think it is impossible to ass-fuck a girl who does not relax the muscle unless have a dick like a steal skewer. Mine is clearly not rock solid enough to get in unless the girl is totally willing.

[Syzygies]

. She did not have a good attitude during the session, was sulking whole time claiming that she had just came back from a full night of outcall service.

It is easy for their to be vast misunderstandings about how much the girl should be paid for a night outcall. Guy may not realise girl might get nothing from the shop payment for an outcall, for example. When I did long term takeout from Tulip years ago, was difficult, because girl did not tell how much the shop needed per day, and girl payment was "up to me". Made it difficult to know a fair amount. Girl had fun on holiday, got well rested, but needed to make some money too. Had to try to guess what she might be making otherwise at the shop.

Or simply the pussy may have had to work too hard. Could put girl in a bad mood.

It is likely a hard work outcall with low stamina girls could result in the girl hardly being able to work well the next day. The shop would be wise to consider which girls can really cope with it well.

Still some girls will always find something to be sulky about. Best girls never seemed to sulk at all.

Whenever I did outcalls, I always made sure was a very experienced, top service and fun loving girl, and she was keen on the idea too. Definitely never saw any sulking. Just commenting that some guy may have been unwise to do outcall with Taengmo too. These days I hardly ever do a LT as am a noisy sleeper and fear girl won't be able to sleep unless she has plenty of experience with me already. Some girls never do LT too. They know it does not suit them.

[Zam007]

My experience of her was very similar to this one. She has this permanent sulky expression on her face and didn't smile once. It's like she's trying to inflict her own misery on the customer. Her blow job skills are comically bad. .

Thanks for the this report as I was considering her for my next trip.

Have you seen the new girl 'Kibsy'?

[Mr Benn]

If you get to know her, and chemistry is good, then can be fun and could get a GFE too. I always liked her for years when she was the receptionist, and used to give her a few tips for helping me out with info. I think she was disappointed when I did not pick her last visit, just I was looking for a Gazelle type.

Amm has a bit of game and my intuition tells me that she also has hidden depths. If she was a gazelle, I would repeat the arse off her.

I'm the kind of customer who often repeats once he has found the T-bone steak girl on the shop's menu. In Snow White, that would currently be Emmy. Unfortunately, when Emmy went on an extended holiday, I ordered the battered cod once too often and Snow White now serves up this stodgy dish to me every time I go in without even pausing to show me the menu.

I will work my way through the Mango lineup until I am certain that I have correctly identified the T-bone steak girl. I don't want to end up as "the battered cod guy" again.

[Whoreman]

4) Tangmo. Happened to be my 6th girl of the trip. She is thin and very small boobs, face is innocent and has had no baby. She also joined SW 4-5 months back. She had the worst BJ skills, just kept the dick in her mouth doing nothing. But both her pussy and ass were the tightest I have had in Bangkok so far. Came in her pussy but her ass tightness kept me hard. She did not have a good attitude during the session, was sulking whole time claiming that she had just came back from a full night of outcall service.

My experience of her was very similar to this one. She has this permanent sulky expression on her face and didn't smile once. It's like she's trying to inflict her own misery on the customer. Her blow job skills are comically bad. She slowly takes the dick in and out slightly and then pauses to catch her breath and wipe her mouth with tissue. Her pussy is small and very nice visually but not particularly tight. In fact, when I fingered her I noticed it's a bit of a cave inside. I also fingered her tight little arse but she kept moving herself out of position which really put me off my stroke. After much drama I managed to get my thumb half way in. She wasn't being cooperative enough for me to get my dick in so I just finished in her pussy. At the end I asked if I could fuck her arse next time and she said 'slow slow can'. As it took almost the whole hour just to get my thumb half way in, I'm not sure how it would be possible to go any slower. I think the whole thing is just an act and to fuck her arse you'd have to get her into a position like lying on her back with her legs up so she can't move out of position. Doggy position gives her too much control.

All in all, her shitty attitude ruined the experience, which is a shame because she has lovely curvy buttocks and a pretty little arsehole. Not worth repeating.

[Syzygies]

The staff does seem as rude as before and I was asked to pay directly when I received my drink while Asians guys were looking like they had their tab on their table.

Regular known guys will be trusted not to argue about the bill, unless a real mistake in adding up (can happen with a calculator), and customer is asked to sign each sheet to show accepting the charge shown. Obviously the 2 drinks stunt is not known to newbies, so shop would get a lot of arguments about the bill. Hence they ask you to pay immediately, so can kick you out if you don't want to pay. Even if no lady drinks on the bill they still have problems with some customers disputing the bill, and certain ethnic groups dominate these problems. By getting paid quickly, they can kick out customers trying to sit on one drink for hours and wasting space.

It is possible to tell the waitress that you are buying a girl just one drink, but girls are trained to ask for 2 at a time. Yes unfortunately their are girls in there that can make a lot of money by racking up a large number of drinks, and may not even be interested to go for short time. Some girls have bad character and having got 2 drinks from a guy, move straight on to some other victim.

I used to be a CH regular and had several regular girls that I did many times. All my regulars left and I don't go there any more.

One silly girl (ex regular) sent me message 1 month back after ignoring my message for months (she was too busy to answer), claiming no money at all for food having got back from province, but said she was only available to meet me till end of month (I was not in Bangkok), after which she would be unavailable (boyfriend back in town was unstated but obvious). She studies English these days. I simply said she had better ask the BF for money (unless she fucks me). Another girl reports this ex regular now has a face full of pimples, probably an allergic reaction to some non brand name face cream with bad chemicals. Use to be good looking smooth skin and a goer on the bed. Other favourite girls left due to BF or sponsor, or even baby in case of very pretty May-Lee. Best girls won't stay unattached forever.

In a Billboard bar anniversary party, I was asked to pay immediately also (I am not a regular there). In this case, the reason probably was there were no bill holders left or a shortage, as the place was very full.

[Syzygies]

Amm's approach was neither GFE nor PSE. She had the calm demeanour of a friendly nurse taking very good care of her patient. Her sexual style was slow and sensuous. I don't know where the time went. After two hours, it felt like we had barely got started. Needless to say, I will repeat.

If you get to know her, and chemistry is good, then can be fun and could get a GFE too. I always liked her for years when she was the receptionist, and used to give her a few tips for helping me out with info. I think she was disappointed when I did not pick her last visit, just I was looking for a Gazelle type.

[BlanLocal]

Next time don't hesitate to tell them politely that you would really prefer a BBBJ than a CBJ.

Even the girls that have been doing this for years try to give a CBJ from time to time.

Did you mean that Kitty is not good looking? I've never seen her.

Yeah she just didn't have the right look for me. More bigger than the photo's and solid from neck down. Here makeup was sort of going for the Japanese look that day.

[Syzygies]

What I called BS is that she 's got to give 300 bahts to the shop (on top of the 500 that the customer has already paid upfront) each time she gets a customer, whether he accepts her extras or not. If she gets 3 guys like me in the same day she would have to take out almost 1000 bahts from her pocket. There is no way any girl would accept these conditions.

In many shops with no all inclusive charge, the girl did indeed have to pay the shop for use of the room, and charges for soaps, oils (even if did not use that much) etc. Electricity for air con, etc. , despite the shop making a charge at the desk. It is assumed the girl gets the money for extras, tip etc. It sounds like BS but was a common thing indeed and is fairly well know by guys that have used these MPs for years. I cannot prove it for any particular MP, but a common practice.

Yes girls had to accept these conditions because every shop was doing it, as far as I know. Girls also get fined for not coming to work in many shops. They assume she will go see some guy on the side. Girls have to make special requests to go on holidays, have a doctor's certificate to say she is sick and cannot work, etc. Obviously some shops were more draconian than others.

A non extras no tip customer is indeed fully a waste of girl's time and energy and prevents her being chosen by a better paying customer. She has bills to pay and needs to make more. I don't know how very ugly girls go, that hardly get a customer, but I think they may survive by some customers meekly accepting a girl assigned to them by the shop. Obviously there are far too many MP shops and far too many ugly girls trying to work there as a hooker, that I would classify as un-doable. New MP shops open up and can fail quickly by having wrong business model.

To me, by far the most important thing is to have good looking girls that can provide a great service, and make the customer feel that it was something he would like to repeat. Shops with special artistic décor are kidding themselves unless they also have great girls. When Tulip was in its prime, the rooms were very basic indeed. So what. Most of us did not care.

Nang Sida maybe trying to make a shop that looks like Legit massage so a guy can go there without the naïve Mrs thinking he is going for a fuck. Otherwise it is hard for me to understand their setup. Does not sound like they intend to have massage only customers.

[Mr Benn]

I went to Mango with the intention of taking Moya. According to recent reports, banging Moya feels like stealing a BMW and pulling donuts in a car park. When I saw her in the lineup, Moya's eye-catching tattoos made her look perfect for a joy-ride. I could return her later with a couple of dings and smoke billowing from her tailpipe.

My eyes finally settled on Amm, however. She had a cool gaze and a smooth complexion that I found attractive. Track day could wait. Today, I would be cruising the Autobahn in comfort.

Amm is probably in her 30's but her taut, honey-coloured skin makes her look younger. She has the body of a slightly chubby Millennial with no obvious baby damage. She has small but perfectly-formed breasts, a round tummy and some tasteful tattoos on her upper back. Her smooth skin, expensive perfume and gentle demeanour really drew me in.

Amm's shaved pussy was a perfect oyster served up on a fine China plate. Her blowjob was silky smooth and she knew exactly how to use her hands. She also got off on admiring her own performance in the mirror. Amm was in no hurry to stop sucking but time was moving on.

Intercourse was equally mellow. Changing positions was effortless. Amm would smoothly adopt the ideal posture and then push back in a satisfying way. Her pussy felt so good that the idea of anal never even crossed my mind.

Amm's approach was neither GFE nor PSE. She had the calm demeanour of a friendly nurse taking very good care of her patient. Her sexual style was slow and sensuous. I don't know where the time went. After two hours, it felt like we had barely got started. Needless to say, I will repeat.

[Mr Benn]

When I said that "bad anal occurs when one's reflection in the mirror resembles a Hieronymus Bosch canvas depicting the torments of fat-girl hell" I was making a light-hearted reference to unacceptable behaviour. Had I known that Ted Bundy was on day-release, I would have chosen my words more carefully.

[TempStories]

Yes, she was OK with anal before the session

Thanks for the detailed report. Kitty and Tangmo sound doable apart from the howling and sulking. Did you check Kitty was up for it before sodomizing her?

[Paolo99]

Having seen some recent reviews I decided today to give Snow White a try.

She then slid the condom on for a covered BJ which also led to my immediate disappointment.
This time I said lets try and she proceeded with a nice BBBJ till CIM. She did a nice job. 2,300 BHT for 2 hours..

Next time don't hesitate to tell them politely that you would really prefer a BBBJ than a CBJ.

Even the girls that have been doing this for years try to give a CBJ from time to time.

Did you mean that Kitty is not good looking? I've never seen her.

[Paolo99]

It is not pure BS. Girls only make money from extras. This is common theme in all oily massage shops with extras. To her, you are a total waste of time and energy customer.
Don't imagine for a minute a girl makes O.K. money just by giving a long massage only. No way.

I know that she gets her cash from the extras.

Even in the regular massage shops, the girls are largely looking for tips because their salary is actually very low.

What I called BS is that she 's got to give 300 bahts to the shop (on top of the 500 that the customer has already paid upfront) each time she gets a customer, whether he accepts her extras or not. If she gets 3 guys like me in the same day she would have to take out almost 1000 bahts from her pocket. There is no way any girl would accept these conditions.

And the fact that she didn't even react to my offer tells it all because my offer wasn't low (1000 for BJ) and it could have saved her to lose the so called 300 bahts.

But you're right that we shouldn't enter the shop without knowing the prices or the conditions, it happened to me three times during the past years and once in the room the girls didn't want to negotiate at all.