Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[M P Lurker]

Excuse me! If there is one soi that deserves the "Oily" title, then it is soi 33!Look at the number of oily massage joints in soi 33 which offer extra services. AkaneNyan NyanLove TeenDream HeavenTeen ITeen IIIBest Massage (previously "33 Barber")Tomorrow MassageJack and BettyRan Maru HealingSawatdee (probably doesn't offer fullservice)Central Tour & Massage (however: don? know what to think of this one).Convinced?

Several of these don't get many reports posted on the ISG, so they are not exactly famous except for Akane.Its quality rather than quantity, and I am NOT talking about the massage part LOL How come I am staying in Soi 33 but going to Oilies in other Sois?We should be talking which Soi has the best and most famous MPs.

[Opebo]

Akane is a Fashion Massage, depending on the massage you choose, you will get HJ, BJ, Rimming... NO sex.

BBBJ, NicFrenchy?

[Tiger43]

massage lousy, hj not bad, my masseuse was 24, no [CodeWord901] any more. body scrub not worth the extra price.

new placewas having lunch at jim thompson cafe in soi saladaeng 1, the same row as sri sathorn service apartments/chin service apartments in silom. there is a spa called [CodeWord901] spa (you can see the sign board on your right as you stand outside the cafe looking outwards) and true to its words, the girls are between 18-20 only and charges thb800 for a 2 hour massage. only hj and they also have a masturbator machine (from japan) which is the disposable type for additional thb500. the girls will expect a tip for the hand job and they will shower you as you finish undress when you enter the room. the girls can also be persuaded to take off their tops for you to perform some mammary action and some rubbing with their shorts still on. they wear those bicycle shorts as to prevent our hands from moving too fast. the girls are ok looking with one or two large tits girls from the parade. the mamasan do not speak any english and the girls also do not speak any english. hand movements with very very sparse basic english is available.hope this will be something for those looking for young looking school girls looking type.fd

[M P Lurker]

I tried to find this both massage parlors today, but i forgot to take the street location information with my. So i was asking several Tuktuk drivers. One told me that both parlors have closed, but I don't really believe that.Can SB confirm that the parlors still have open?Are there also Chinese girls working in those parlors?The Tuktuk driver which I asked for these locations took me to a parlor called "Texas" / "Taxis" or something like that, I don't remember the name clearly. It was located in a side street of Chinatown. There where only Thai people inside, I was the only farang.The asked me for 2000 for the girls in the fishbowl for a 90 minutes match. But they where all old and not what I was looking for. I'd give a 3-4/10 for those girls in fishbowl. I told that also to the Papasan guy.Now they brought some young girls (I guess 20-25) and wanted to have 3000 for them. I told him that I am not stupid and don't pay that falang price. The Papasan guy did not speak any English, but the Tuktuk driver which took me inside acted as translator.I could negotiate the price from 3000 to 1800. I took the most nice girl (7/10) which spoke almost no English. She was not very enthusiastic and she asked me for 500 extra after the first session.It really turns me off when a ***** asks me for more money when I am on it. I told her she is "ting tong" (crazy) and said I'll give her 200 extra but no penny more. After that she behaves more nice.All in all I still do not recommend that parlor, I won't go there again.

Taxi drivers will bull shit you.Need to ask to go to something else near to what you really head to.I cannot confirm Cleopatra (ex Harlem is still open) but would have to ring to check.Its in Maitree Jit (usually spelled Maitri Chit) Road. Walking distance from Texas.Texas is a really low class place and they tried to rip you off.Last time I checked I believe prices were 1000 and 1500.On the map the blue pin is Cleopatra, Green is Texas and two yellow pins are Sao Botan and Infinity.http://maps.google.com.au/maps/ms?hl...,0.036907&z=15It is well known that I frequent Infinity JC, but also Sao Botan has a larger girl selection than Cleopatra or Texas. S. Botan is likely to have some chinese looking girls and possibly some will speak chinese.So even if Cleopatra is not closed, I wouldn't actually recommend it. But you can always get a lucky girl pick.

[NicFrenchy]

However NIc likes to be located near Emporium just about in centre of Oily heaven. Do you wear a disguise Nic, when going to Oilies so close to home? Someone might see you?

I am sure someone already did... I am not ashamed of my vices

[NicFrenchy]

Will Soi 33 end up with more Massage shops than Soi 24/1? and therefore claim the title of Soi OILY?Another new Addition is Ran-Maru (healing Space). Clearly Jap oriented as they did not even bother translating their site to English.Just a few girls and the pictures don't look that attractive at the moment, also highly priced so guaranteed to scare the cheap charlies. 800thb for 1 hour massage.If someone cares to give this place a try, please post a review.http://www.ranmaru1919.com/index2.html

[NicFrenchy]

Alice Massage (Akasuri) formerly of Sukhumvit road had moved to Soi 33 early this year. They have now changed their name to SWEET MANGOsame girls, different name but they now offer basic oil massages for those who do not particularily like the Korean style Akasurihttp://www.raku2.tv/mbdetail_massage.php?id=R010643

[Fon Tok]

At the better "massage parlors," I thought the general rule of thumb for the "specials tip" added to a 1- or 2-hour session was: HJ - 500 baht; BJ -- 1000 baht; FS - 1500 baht. Of course, the shop fee is added to this.With this, I would also expect a decent massage and at least one of the showers with the girl. If the women was an exceptional performer, or I'd been with her previously, I would maybe add a bit more for the tip. After all, it's not the greatest job in the world, right?I'm always put off a bit if a woman asks for more than this rule of thumb right after she says "you want special?" I hate to negotiate costs once I'm already "perked up" and ready to roll. It just drains the fuel from the rocket!

[NicFrenchy]

There must be a great story behind this gigantic tip, and I'd love to hear it. What did she do to you?

Let's just say I had a little fantasy and she made it happen I did not even have to ask and she did so I was surprised and delighted, and for that, I rewarded her accordingly.

[Opebo]

Applesauce, good for you for standing your ground. There is no need to tip, and it is definitely unpleasant if they ask for one. And yes, you can still get lots of freelancers for 1,000 baht short time. Head over to Chinatown and you can still get 300-500 baht.

[Lord Farquard]

Don't worry about "bpum bpui" at all. Its fairly harmless term of endearment. It means only slightly overweight.I often have to put up with questions about how many months pregnant I am or "Poong yai" (big belly) which are a little stronger. My GF even used to call me "Muu Uan" (Fat Piggy) before I lost a few kilos. Unfortunately most has come back now from lack of going running during the winter in Southern Hemisphere.

I have found that if I just tell them "twins" 1 boy and 1 girl, and I am sure that they are the mother,that it usually goes away. Most of them understand and get a good laugh out of it. Oh course the next time I am in the shop, they all want to come over and wait to see babies kick.

[M P Lurker]

Mick,Life is to sample new young thing bangkok is full of young girl, I only do repeat if they are very hot and they only know you if you tip her well the first time anyway ,only fool will p4p a girl for 15 year unless is your wife.Fast eddie 48

Perhaps I secretly wish for a harem of several wives like Giotto, but without having them cause trouble between themselves.That might be heaven

[M P Lurker]

Easy for you to say, Mr Thai Speaker. God knows who I'd end up if I tried phoning in a booking with almost zero Thai and a strong accent. Turning up and being disappointed that your preferred choice isn't available does force the hand into choosing another and trying new providers.I did expand my Thai vocab in the Sports Bar. I now know what "pum pooey" means and I'm still trying to work out if the girls were using it as a term of endearment or taking the [CodeWord140], probably the latter.Wouldn't recommend Bunny for you, Mick. Might be a bit oily for your "taste" (the operative word being "taste" if you get my drift). I was waterproof by the time we finished and well oiled in every crevice. Made for a bit of fun in the after action shower though.

I do often mak phone bookings in English but you have a good point. Although I have no trouble with your accent, which is not much more than Jimmy Connelly (I think or maybe even less), I could imagine Thais stuggling who are more used to slower american drawls.Don't worry about "bpum bpui" at all. Its fairly harmless term of endearment. It means only slightly overweight.I often have to put up with questions about how many months pregnant I am or "Poong yai" (big belly) which are a little stronger. My GF even used to call me "Muu Uan" (Fat Piggy) before I lost a few kilos. Unfortunately most has come back now from lack of going running during the winter in Southern Hemisphere.

[Flamboyant Bob]

Must report about my mediocre experience at Thonglor 2.I arrived at BKK the day before yesterday and had some very good sessions at Darlings and Akane 33, which I will tell you all about some other time.I woke up yesterday feeling good and ready for some more action. Having read much about Thonglor 2, It was time for me to try it out. I walked in at 14. 30 and sat down to choose my lady. Probably bad luck on my part, because there where only 2 girls available (where you all there at the same time? ! ? ) The ones I had looked up at their web page where all booked. (Mental note: Must remember to book in advanced) I went with the mamasans recommendation.In came MINT and lead me to the room. Didn't smile and no eye contact. I remember thinking that maybe she was shy and It would get better once inside the room. Well from there it didn't get any better. Still No smile and no eye contact. Tried to get a conversation going but no luck. The girl was cold as stone.We went in the shower together and on the plus side she had quite a nice body. From the shower to the bed for the massage. Still the same attitude and to make it worse she covered her body in her towel. Along came the question for 1500bath extra. Well I tell you this I was so close to saying no thank you. But I came there to get some action and I thought (silly me) that I could save this session by fucking the girl. Condom on and I start banging away. She starts moaning like it's a German Pornmovie from the '80. I poped and that was that. We got dressed and I was thinking what a waste of time and money and still had not smiled.The place Thonglor 2 was nice and fresh and tastefully done up and I will not let one rotten apple spoil all the fun.To make a bad story short: I don't recommend MINT at Thonglor 2.All the best, Flamboyant Bob

[Lover Boy #2]

Some comments though. #24 did ask for a tip at the end, 300 baht to be specific. I have no issues with tipping but asking for a tip is incredibly tacky in my eyes. Also, while 300 baht isn't much for me, I don't like the idea of travelers overtipping to the point where locals will now expect that they should receive way more than the cultural norm. In the end, I did tip 200 baht to relieve my conscience though.

You seem to be new at this game.....so it is not a big deal.....but in this particular place, the 200 b was a bit light if you were happy and got good service. I do however agree with the "cultural norm" issue. You have to understand that for these girls, the money = survival for them and probably a few family members.....better to be a chai dee at 500 b...........then return another day for the reward of a true gfe. Believe me...that extra 300 b will get you a welcome like you have returned from war to your true girlfriend, if played out right.