Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Flyhere]

Ok, so I'm running down the list of soapies that I have not tried. Phetchaburi is a bit inconvenient, so I'm sticking to Ratchada and decided to try Copa Cabana.A quick tip: If you use the MRT, it's closer to the Suthisan station than the Huay Khwang station, although it's walking distance either way.There were 7 girls in the fishbowl (2000B-2200B), 6 girls in the VIP section (2500B-2600B) on the left. Papasan recommended a couple of VIP girls but I declined as they were not my type. Went upstairs to look at the models (3100B-4500B), about 10 girls, none too good looking.I sat at the bar and ordered a coke, papasan probably thought I knew what I was doing, and didn't get pushy. A few girls shifted around and I scanned the fishbowl again, papasan came back to check on me and made another recommendation, 2000B fishbowl. She was pretty in my eyes, decided to have the girl come over for a quick chat, bought her an orange juice, and picked her after talking to her for 5 minutes or so. She was friendly, smiling, held and rub my hands while we were talking. Very limited English, but my Thai is a bit better now.Nice room, air-cond was cold and could not be adjusted or turned off. Turned out she's fairly new there, 20 yr-old from Chiang Rai. Coincidentally, all the girls I like are from Chiang Mai, Chiang Rai, Udon Thani, or Buriram. It's either I like a certain look, or it's that all the bar girls and MP girls are from those places and the law of probabilities applies.A little skinny but I didn't mind, A cups which are a bit smaller than I like them, with just a tuft of pubic hair naturally which I teased her about. Good service, she sat behind me and gave a good shoulder massage while waiting for the tub to fill. A lot of cuddling and kissing, BBBJ, DATY, 69, fingering, multiple positions, a tiny bit of fake moaning. We had a quick shower to rinse off after, and a bit more cuddling, and some "conversation" (stretching my Thai skills a bit here).I did not ask if they have a farang surcharge. My girl said the clientele is mostly Japanese and Thai, a few other Asians, very few farangs. It's also probably due to their location being off the main road, so not as popular as the soapies on Ratchada.I gave the usual tips for a soapy for papasan, drinks, etc., tipped my girl 500B for being sweet, she was very happy. I would go back.fly

[M P Lurker]

Seriously... I was actually being a guinea pig yesterday, I went to Luxury (yet again) and sampled Natcha: Report coming soon.

I hate the way you keep us in suspense waiting days for a report. I arrive 26 Dec, so I suppose I can wait till then.

[NicFrenchy]

Mick Licker,I just heard that your favourite soapy girl left for Khorat today ... . I heard NicFrenchy left for Khorat today, too ...Giotto

Yes, the girl rang me yesterday and offered a holiday in Korat, all expenses paid by her Please don't tell Mick! Seriously... I was actually being a guinea pig yesterday, I went to Luxury (yet again) and sampled Natcha: Report coming soon.

[NicFrenchy]

(perhaps I should have said "Nic Frenchy" and see what she would say).

Well, I don't go by that name LOL. Can you imagine the face of the poor Thai girl when I tell her my name is NicFrenchy? they have trouble with words over 1 syllable

[NicFrenchy]

Could someone suggest me a name? (or even 2 names for Eden)

Wa & Pla proved to be quite the dynamite duo

[John Euro]

Mick Licker,I just heard that your favourite soapy girl left for Khorat today ... . I heard NicFrenchy left for Khorat today, too.Giotto

Giotto,Good one, Just poke the fire a little, never know where it is good for.JE

[Giotto]

Rang my favourite soapy girl today (from Australia) to make sure she will not dissappear to Korat for new year."This is Mick". She says: "Mick or Nic?" What the ....?"Mickey Mouse of course"(perhaps I should have said "Nic Frenchy" and see what she would say)....

Mick Licker,I just heard that your favourite soapy girl left for Khorat today ... . I heard NicFrenchy left for Khorat today, too ...Giotto

[Satrai2000]

For me an exciting turn-on is when you go to an "ordinary" MP for plain massage and you don't know whether special service is provided or not.Lately went to Lanna Pau, Sukhumvit Soi 13, located immediately next to the Ambassador Royal Suite Appartments. This shop looks better then most other "ordinary" massage-shops in the Sukhumvit area, from the outside as well as from the inside. They provide an extensive menu of massages including massages using milk. My massage-lady was an ordinary looking lady of about 30yrs. For about 50 minutes she concentrated on the massage...and yes: after this time her hand went under my towel and she started to stroke little bro. She did this without asking me and without discussing a price.So this is another "plain" shop in which you can get a professional massage as well as a good hand-relief.

[M P Lurker]

Women are just as bad as men in this country, many girls that are married and have kids still flirt and make it clear they are available for relationships...

Rang my favourite soapy girl today (from Australia) to make sure she will not dissappear to Korat for new year."This is Mick". She says: "Mick or Nic?" What the ....?"Mickey Mouse of course"(perhaps I should have said "Nic Frenchy" and see what she would say)."Khit Theung Mick Mak Maak!" she says (missing me heaps)."How is business? Heaps of bad Farangs from ISG I ask?""No no, very quiet like a graveyard", she says in Thai. "So you'll be all mine for days on end?", I ask."Yes of course!"This is defintely the right time to go to Thailand. Bad economy, bad politics, bad airports, bad media, empty hotels, only the few really bad Farangs left. Countless Thai girls looking desperately for customers.

[William Rose]

After my horrible experience at shark (see the bangkok thread) I decided to follow the more popular advice and check out one of the reccomended shops that provide exceptional service. I arrived at Akane 33 just around 1:00 p.m. and there were about 10 girls waiting in the greeting area. Was given the standard ice tea and a menu book. I went with the fashion option #3. I picked Maya and she delivered. The room was available straight away but the shower was not so Maya went to work to make me comfortable. Some light touching and kissing. 10 minutes later the shower was available and we proceeded across the hall. The famous stool and washing session which has been discussed many times before. After that we went back into the room and I relaxed on the matress while Maya when back for a quick rinse herself. She quickly came back and that's when the real fun started. She spread some oil on my back and started rubbing her nice natural body all over my back and quickly made it down to my important parts. Rubbing, sucking, cat bath followed with a rim job to the first completion. She cleaned up and I flipped over where she got on top of me for some more kissing and fondling and mr. happy was ready to go again. She used many moves on me and 10 minutes later my 2nd shot was gone and I thought that it would be over. Boy was I wrong. Straight after the second load she went into round 3 and she worked be all over for 30 minutes straight. I honestly thought there was no way she was going to succeed a third time but her persistence and technique proved too much for me to handle. Overall a fantastic experience and highly reccomended. 10/10. After had the standard shower and she took me downstairs for another ice tea. One of the other girls came over and started rubbing johnson again through my shorts but he wasn't responding and likely won't for 24 hours. Now I need a nap. I guess Bangkok ain't so bad when you follow the good advice of others and stay away from the go go crap shoot.EDITOR'S NOTE: I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here for more information.

[M P Lurker]

Easy, get her as a GIK. GF's are too high maintenance... let another sucker get the headaches. You, as a gik, only see her for the quick Dinner+movie+fuck.

I agree with this. Thats why I have been trying to change over to collect several Giks instead.Maybe I don't really need a proper GF or wife any more.Maintaining the upper hand is not easy. Thats why Nic has dumped too many Giks. They were trying to gain the upper hand but Nic was too tough for them. Is that right?Of course it feels a lot better to play up with some other guy's GF than the reverse. But that guy is most likely playing up too.

[NicFrenchy]

I she wanted me as a BF and had quit P4P, how could I resist.

Easy, get her as a GIK. GF's are too high maintenance... let another sucker get the headaches. You, as a gik, only see her for the quick Dinner+movie+fuck. the good thing is that, as a gik, the lady would have to accept that you have others, and that she might not be the most important... for that, I love this country! Women are just as bad as men in this country, many girls that are married and have kids still flirt and make it clear they are available for relationships...

[M P Lurker]

Naw... If he reads this forum he would never take a hooker as a GF.

Of course he would, and I know you tongue was firmly in the cheek. She was a fantastic lover and great looking. Clearly a bit too good for me.I she wanted me as a BF and had quit P4P, how could I resist.Ask Giotto how many of his Sports Bar girls have been stolen away by ISG members. He has lost count.I can't believe every one of those guys was an arsehole just playing with the girl only to dump her very soon. Some of them must have been serious.

[Daddy07]

...Mick, that's not very nice... maybe the guy who took her as a GF now reads the Forum

Naw... If he reads this forum he would never take a hooker as a GF.

[NicFrenchy]

Two of the 4 were quite good looking, all seemed friendly, smiling. Picked a slim one with a pretty face who looked a bit quiet, proceeded upstairs 2 floors. Room was good, bed was comfy, shower was hot. She was Isaan and fairly new there, a bit shy but sweet and friendly once I started to speak some Thai.

Rose Massage used to be Kornwan MAssage. Same girls, different name.