Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Whoreman]

I just got back from quite a poor experience at Angel. I'm not a great massage fan so do most of my mongering in go-go bars. The previous night I did a bar crawl in Soi Cowboy and Nana Plaza and the quality of girls in Angel is low compared to any go-go bar. In a go-go you get a couple of stunners, lots of average girls and a few uglies. In Angel it was all average looking girls with no stunners or uglies. I picked what looked like one of the thinner girls but she turned out to be way too fat. She did have a nice pair of tits but wouldn't let me touch them until "after shower". So it was on to a totally mechanical shower which made me wonder whether she was about to check me for lice and put a spatula under my nutsack and tell me to cough. Then it was onto the crappy single bed for a totally lame "massage" which consisted of her rubbing my back up and down repetitively then doing the same to my legs. Well, I got bored of that so turned around and said I wanted to feel her boobs (which were quite nice to be fair) but she mumbled something about special massage first then full service. I told her to relax and she did but is this really the sort of bullshit you have to put up with in these massage places? She even refused to take her hair out of a pony tail.There are some nice looking girls on the website and in the book but most of them had a label next to them that showed they were on holiday or busy. This was at 4 PM on a Friday. If you want one of the nicer looking girls like City or Jeab you have to book in advance I guess. The main problem is that unlike a soapie MP you can't sit down and wait for the girls to come back. You have to take what's currently available or leave. At least no one offered me a seat or a drink. And unlike a go-go you can't sit and check out the merchandise before making your purchase. I'd rather spend the extra 500-1000 baht and pick up a girl from a go-go.

[Andy Abs]

Please can someone tell me. What process does a girl have to go through to get a job at a large massage parlor? I mean I never got in the Parachute regiment because I could fly. It is a question I have always wondered about. Must be some sort of test. So to speak. Initiation. Ummm.Thanks in anticipation of an experienced member educating me.

[M P Lurker]

Priorities you say? forget it Mick, you have just got a few thousand guys wanting to fuck her now

I think you exaggerate.I find other hotties I have given publicity to are still bookable.So I don't mind helping girls get a bit of extra business. However I have kept my #1 girl details secret just in case.

[NicFrenchy]

Had some other positions, but reached orgasm somewhat quicker than usual due to her talents.Very satisfied and a definite to go into my repeat list of priorities.

Not ideal for me as A cups are quite boring to play with but I also wanted to try her on several occasions: always busy.Now I can see why LOLPriorities you say? forget it Mick, you have just got a few thousand guys wanting to fuck her now I hope for you you got her mobile number, otherwise you won't be seeing her a lot

[M P Lurker]

Boys, Its the right time to be in Thailand. Arrived at Angel at 4.30PM or so and a very good line up was available. Business is slow.Entering Soi 24/1 of Sukhumvit Road, we now find several parlours:Teen 2 first. Then the new Honey which is rumoured to have taken over Angel 22 girls.Happy.Matsutake.Menthol (also associated with Angel but older ladiies, Thai Massage and no sex) RyndaLanna OrchidAngel (at the end)I went into Angel with my short list of names, requesting to meet in person these girls if possible (my own spellings):Naam, Roma, Gate, Jiap, Cherry, Dao, Prada.Surprisingly several were available (this never happened to me before at Angel so my timing was good).Miss Jiap (Jeab) was the first one I saw and quite pretty. Several other pretty girls, but no one out shone Jiap in my eyes who was moderately close to her website pic.http://angel26.kt.fc2.com/G/jeab081022.jpgSome others were not as close.Jiap undressed completely and showered with me, washing and drying me. That makes a good start. Her body was superb with beautiful A cup tits.Angel girl get no salary, and only make 100 Baht per hour for massaging from the downstairs fee. So its essential that she makes a good tip from supplying the extras upstairs. So don't go to this place if you are just looking to pay for massage and maybe happy ending. This place is for Full Sex or at least Blow Job.A very good lotion massage including Thai techniques (Wat Pho trained). Certainly knows how to massage dick too (not in the Wat Pho training).She was also quite expert at using her pussy to do the massage while kissing a bit too.With her prettiness and body moves, she had my dick to attention very smartly (no special vitamins involved).I won't bore you with all the details but her cowgirl, with lotion assisted sliding, was exceptionally wonderful as she rode me into the sunset (not that I could actually see the sunset outside) such that I couldn't tell I had a condom on.Had some other positions, but reached orgasm somewhat quicker than usual due to her talents.Very satisfied and a definite to go into my repeat list of priorities.Face: 8.5Body&Tits: 8.5 Sex: 9Massage: 8Kissing: 7 This was my first really great experience at Angel.First experience was poor, 2nd acceptable, so that's why took me so long to get back there.My Pic

[Andy Abs]

I seem to remember some asking "if there were any massage parlors/action on the Sirinakarin Road".I did have a rather pleasant surprise the other day that is related to the above question.I was near Seri Centre and was at a lose end for a few hours, so I decided to visit the Spa which is about 400 meters up the road on the opposite side (big green sign). On arrival I was greeted by a very lovely lady with a short button up dress, the same nurses wear, she sat down in front of me and went through the menu, at the same time giving me lovely view of morning dew!I opted for the hot oil, not expecting anything thing else from a spa type of establishment of this kind.I was escorted up stairs to a lovely room by my masseuse, I showered and then lay down expecting to fall asleep. Not a chance, this girl was straight at the ring and balls, she even lifted me up to release the old man from under my leg so she could give him a stroke on the inner thigh massage.As soon as I rolled over she gave me a really slow hand job, then continued to massage me, at the end she tried to give me the old man some more attention, she did manage to get up, but two hand jobs in one hour, not really for me. I think maybe I should pursue this adventure, I am sure she would be up for more.Not sure all the girls would do this at this place. Not sure if you can request girls, but if you can, then ask for April. Enjoy. Gave her 400 tip.Ps.. I asked yesterday out of interest...what is the hiring process of girls working in a soapy massage parlor...anyone know?EDITOR'S NOTE: I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here for more information.

[NicFrenchy]

Decided to try Luxury and Miss R. Didn't really look like her photo but was quite acceptable.Spoke to a Singapore man, I think, on the phone to make the booking.Took the 2hr lotion and Miss R did quite well in every department except as a kisser she wasn't great. I trained her to use her ample Big Cs to give me a very soft balls and dick massage.Scores:Face: 7Overall Body: 8Tits: 9Massage: 8Blowjob: 0 (didn't get one) We went straight from DATY to full sex as she was hot for it.Tit Massage: 9Sex: 8Kissing: 6Not sure if I woud see her again as not as good as my favourite Oily girl (Yok) in every department, other than her tits are bigger than Yok. Of course I am being tough as not many girls can compete with Yok at all.

Miss R has always been good to me. She allows me things that I am certain others have no access to (but I guess these are the perks of being a repeat customer).I see Mick found out what attracts me in Miss R...

[M P Lurker]

You heard it first from "Soapy Mick" LOLThe opening of the new upscale Soapy MP "La Belle" construction is nearing completion.Same owner as Utopia.The site is where Mona Lisa used to be on Petchaburi Road about 350 metres East of Soi Asoke and from the Petchaburi MRT station.Papasan Mr Oscar, believes it will most likely open on 15th Jan. I will of course check out the place and report prices, hours, etc., including pics. I used to a regular attender of Mona Lisa many moons ago. Hope the new place will bring back the bodyslide but am not sure.This place would be very convenient for me, as only one stop on the MRT or taxi through the back Sois to Petchaburi road.

[M P Lurker]

Decided to try Luxury and Miss R. Didn't really look like her photo but was quite acceptable.Spoke to a Singapore man, I think, on the phone to make the booking.Took the 2hr lotion and Miss R did quite well in every department except as a kisser she wasn't great. I trained her to use her ample Big Cs to give me a very soft balls and dick massage.Scores:Face: 7Overall Body: 8Tits: 9Massage: 8Blowjob: 0 (didn't get one) We went straight from DATY to full sex as she was hot for it.Tit Massage: 9Sex: 8Kissing: 6Not sure if I woud see her again as not as good as my favourite Oily girl (Yok) in every department, other than her tits are bigger than Yok. Of course I am being tough as not many girls can compete with Yok at all.

[Giotto]

Absolutely. I would even go as far as suggest to try and land a non P4P girl, unless you feel the need to be the white knight in Shining armor.

NicFrenchy,Of course, me too. But the discussion were in this case specifically about p4p girls.Giotto

[NicFrenchy]

If that would be an option at all [most likely not], then I would prefer to look for a girl in discos, a high[er] class bars, Gentlemen Clubs etc. . Massage parlours and gogo bars would not be an option [for me].

Absolutely. I would even go as far as suggest to try adn land a non P4P girl, unless you feel the need to be the white knight in Shining armor.

[Giotto]

Everyone of course has far more insights into things here than me, but my own experience would make me agree with you Mick, also since Giotto owns a bar he may be just a bit biased. ...

I think I was a bit misunderstood by Mick. We were talking about customers taking care of girls, stopping them to work in the P4P scene.If that would be an option at all [most likely not], then I would prefer to look for a girl in discos, a high[er] class bars, Gentlemen Clubs etc. . Massage parlours and gogo bars would not be an option [for me].All that has nothing to do with Livingstone's Sports Lounge.Giotto

[Flyhere]

Giotto thinks bargirls are a better option, as less mileage, but I don't agree at all. Bargirls tend to have their characters more distorted by working in the bar, possibily due to spending so much time sucking up to Farangs. A Soapy girl can be much more natural and normal with the guy as he has already chosen her. The more normal and natural a girl can be, for personality, the better I like it. With bargirls I am expecting more of an act or show to be put on for me.

Everyone of course has far more insights into things here than me, but my own experience would make me agree with you Mick, also since Giotto owns a bar he may be just a bit biased. I went through a few soapy girls and found my current favorite #1, and she is great, well I like her the best anyway, she's a lot less drama than a BG for sure, a lot less expensive too.

[NicFrenchy]

I still believe that Soapies probably have more really classy and beautiful girls than Oilies do. But I don't have Nic's broader Oilies experience.

You're right, usually Soapies have far more beautiful girls than Oilies. Classier, I am not sure but definitely more beautiful in average.

Bar girls are usually lower on my list of favourite girls

Same here

Giotto thinks bargirls are a better option, as less mileage, but I don't agree at all. Bargirls tend to have their characters more distorted by working in the bar, possibily due to spending so much time sucking up to Farangs. A Soapy girl can be much more natural and normal with the guy as he has already chosen her. The more normal and natural a girl can be, for personality, the better I like it. With bargirls I am expecting more of an act or show to be put on for me.

Mileage-wise, Giotto is right, Bargirls are much less "utilised" then Massage girls. I also agree with your statement that BGs are more distorted but I think it's a lot to do with the Smoke, Booze, Drugs and all the nasty stuff associated with the nightlife.MP ladies don't have to work as hard to reel in their customers.

[M P Lurker]

So why did she say she was more beautiful?4,000 isn't that expensive considering the upmarket experience @ Utopia. You also don't need to tip because of the 1500 Farang Surcharge which is already the girls tip.Darlings can be as expensive (3,500 with tip) and the girls certainly don't look as good as Utopia... and the facilities at Darlings are crap.

Can't say why she said "more beautiful" for sure. Maybe the hair was slightly different? She is very nice looking to me, but always was too.I agree about no tip necessary. The girl gets 1K of the surcharge so its equivalent to a 1K tip on top her normally making about 1400 out of a 2500 fee.I can stand 4K for a really superior girl. What I can't stand is an average girl that makes me feel I am losing valuable mongering time and opportunity. There are still so many girls/places on the to do list that will never get done.Some guys will say: 4K no way! They can get a great girl for whole night for 1.5K. But I cannot believe she will be in the same class at all. My girl is a true model in my eyes, even though skin just a little too dark for Thais to assign her to the even more expensive model class upstairs that are mostly "plain Janes" or artificial weird looks in my eyes.Sorry, Pics are not available for "public" viewing, as I don't want all the ISG "ratbags" (yes I know there are many nice guys too) trying to get her booked out. I don't think she needs any publicity I always hope for the Soapy girl's total business to be down a bit so she will consider a full day/night with me as a good alternative. I speak only of girls classy enough to keep me enthralled well beyond just a simple monger session, of course.My objective is just to indicate to the forum that if you look around, you can meet some really hot dream girls at a Soapy Parlour. I still believe that Soapies probably have more really classy and beautiful girls than Oilies do. But I don't have Nic's broader Oilies experience. Bar girls are usually lower on my list of favourite girls too as if they are really great, they won't last long at all.Giotto thinks bargirls are a better option, as less mileage, but I don't agree at all. Bargirls tend to have their characters more distorted by working in the bar, possibily due to spending so much time sucking up to Farangs. A Soapy girl can be much more natural and normal with the guy as he has already chosen her. The more normal and natural a girl can be, for personality, the better I like it. With bargirls I am expecting more of an act or show to be put on for me.