Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Syzygies]

Yes, but Syzygies is a know it all and has to comment.

Is it irritating if I know a lot about pronouncing things in Thai, and some others don't?

I try to be helpful based on long years of experience, so that when a guy asks for a girl by name, the pronunciation will be close and they will know which girl it is. You can always add me to your ignore list.

In early days I had bad experiences where taxi drivers took me to wrong place because I did not pronounce it in the Thai way. I learned that Thai way to say things is important. Vowel sounds are critical in Thai, where in English they don't matter. I can't understand Thais speaking English with bad pronunciation as well.

Sometimes Thais spell Thai names in English in farcical way that give little clue about pronunciation.

The English version names on some Thai ID Cards make no sense at all. The provincial official fucked it up.

Try asking to be taken to Colonze in English style. LOL.

[MassageFun]

If you see this name APPLE you would pronounce it in English. But in Thai pronunciation it is EP-BPEN. Give credit to Syzygies he is only trying to help. I wish when he reads this he would show us how to pronounce his name because I do not have a clue.

RL.

This is very true. I do apologise, if I came across as rude Syzygies.

[Robert Long]

Its her name as written on the girls gallery though

If you see this name APPLE you would pronounce it in English. But in Thai pronunciation it is EP-BPEN. Give credit to Syzygies he is only trying to help. I wish when he reads this he would show us how to pronounce his name because I do not have a clue.

RL.

[MassageFun]

Its her name as written on the girls gallery though

Yes, but Syzygies is a know it all and has to comment.

[Sinofaguo]

A very common Thai girl's name is Kate, but pronounced half way between Gate and Gairt. So probably sounds like Get to some (but just a little longer than an English Get). An American "Get" is probably stretched perfect (from the drawl).

Its her name as written on the girls gallery though

[Syzygies]

Couple weeks ago I had a session at Mango with Get.

A very common Thai girl's name is Kate, but pronounced half way between Gate and Gairt. So probably sounds like Get to some (but just a little longer than an English Get). An American "Get" is probably stretched perfect (from the drawl).

[EihTooms]

I hit Kasalong at soi 6 (first sub left), at 5 pm, lots of girls available, but so-so in the looking department. I chose Manao, 25. The BJ was not bad, but not very good either. Too much use of hands and a bit boring. Pretty face and nice boobs though. I asked her if she worked here one year ago. She replied no, she had been here for only for seven months.

Afterwords I passed by Lo---as around the corner. Same same, no pretty girls here neither. Both these bars were better last year.

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What are your experience with opening hours at the BJ bars, are there more girls in the early afternoon compared to the evening? Are there two shifts?

The daytime shift ends and nighttime shift begins at 6PM in those two bars you mentioned there, Kasalong and L0litas. Although some nighttime shift girls show up earlier and the 5PM hour is when you might see some girls from both shifts sitting outside. I would also say, perhaps for that reason, that hour can be one of the more popular times of the day for customers to arrive. Consequently, many of the lookers, if any, will already be taken and busy upstairs unless your timing is just right.

However, I pass by those bars often and, like your observation, I have not seen the usual handful of notably better looking girls sitting outside either of those bars for the past 2-3 weeks. Slow/low season vacations? Tired of the rain? Found a regular sponsor that keeps them busy every day? Maybe one of those reasons. In prior weeks, I had seen too many of those better lookers sitting around with no more customers than the mediocre looking girls for quite a while, too. So the slow/low season doldrums might have gotten to them and they decided they weren't missing much by taking a break from it for while. Some might never come back.

[Sinofaguo]

Couple weeks ago I had a session at Mango with Get.

Was requested payment first, they showed me a price list for B2 B I believe it was 1400 or 1600 all included for 1 hour.

It started with the usual common shower, then long and rather good massage then she made full use of her body.

The price includes BJ & HJ.

Overall good service and performance.

Only drawback to this session is the fact she has braces. Thats really not my thing and I guess Thailand isn't a country for me since so many girls seem to have braces there...

[Sinofaguo]

What are your experience with opening hours at the BJ bars, are there more girls in the early afternoon compared to the evening? Are there two shifts?

Bangkok Massage Parlors. Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[John Traveller]

I hit Kasalong at soi 6 (first sub left), at 5 pm, lots of girls available, but so-so in the looking department. I chose Manao, 25. The BJ was not bad, but not very good either. Too much use of hands and a bit boring. Pretty face and nice boobs though. I asked her if she worked here one year ago. She replied no, she had been here for only for seven months.

Afterwords I passed by Lo---as around the corner. Same same, no pretty girls here neither. Both these bars were better last year.

When I got home I checked my notes from last year, and yes, I did meet Manao last year. I just didn't remember, probably just because the experience was so middle-of-the road.

The next day I arrived in Downtown later, at 9 pm. First I passed by Soms Heaven at soi 14 (first sub right). That place used to very good, but not this time, maybe I was to late.

Then I check at Lollipop 1 at soi 10 (first sub left). Very few girls, as before.

I decided to head Uptown and boarded the skytrain. I haven't visited the BJ bars in this area before. Interesting to visit new places. 7-Heaven (or is it Heaven-7?) is at soi 33 (first sub right) in Yap-Town. The setup is slightly different from the BJ bars Downtown. Instead of girls sitting outside, the punter looks at pictures on an I-pad and pay upfront. I chose Ploy, 20. She looked almost the same as on the picture, only slightly fatter, but still nice. She was quiet good, she did some touching of the whole body first, then the BJ. Slow and without much hands, a bit too slow though. Still a reasonable nice experience. I said good bye and headed out. On the front desk there is a large sign saying "no sex". I guess sex here means only vaginal, not oral, as in Japan.

What are your experience with opening hours at the BJ bars, are there more girls in the early afternoon compared to the evening? Are there two shifts?

[Supmam]

Some kid really did a number on those tits but boy fucking sensational body otherwise. Does a lot of kickboxing.

Back in Krung Thep I got back to my usual hotspot Snow White. About 8 to 10 girls available, none of them too appealing, so I choosed by my preferred method: take the girl with the brightest smile.

So I took Sunny, a long time service provider at Snow White, whom I took a couple of times already in recent years. Sunny is 31 years old, IIRC from Nakhon Phanom, 165 cm tall. She has an average face and long brown hair. Body size something between 36 and 38, not slim but she is far from being chubby. On the plus side it gives her a big latina-style ass. What might be huge turn off for many guys here, are her small sagging tits. Not as bad those from EQ, but bad anyway.

But you don't choose for her sexy looks. Sunny is pure filth in the room, a true porn star. While we undressed she already sucking my cock. I sat on the arm chair, Sunny sitting on the arm, her head between my legs, giving me one of the most sloppiest BJ I ever got, and her ass next to me, so I could finger her ads and her pussy. Outstanding.

After endless sucking my cock, Sunny finally lubed her ass up and I gave her a good pounding of her ass. She takes a hard and long ass pounding as good as anyone. Fucked her ass in various positions before Sunny finally keeled down in front of me and I unloaded right in her mouth. Pornstyle at it's best.

If you don't mind her tits, Sunny is an awesome fuck who doesn't have to shy away from any other girl at any other PSE shop. Top notch performer.

[Goatscrot]

Back in Krung Thep I got back to my usual hotspot Snow White. About 8 to 10 girls available, none of them too appealing, so I choosed by my preferred method: take the girl with the brightest smile.

So I took Sunny, a long time service provider at Snow White, whom I took a couple of times already in recent years. Sunny is 31 years old, IIRC from Nakhon Phanom, 165 cm tall. She has an average face and long brown hair. Body size something between 36 and 38, not slim but she is far from being chubby. On the plus side it gives her a big latina-style ass. What might be huge turn off for many guys here, are her small sagging tits. Not as bad those from EQ, but bad anyway.

But you don't choose for her sexy looks. Sunny is pure filth in the room, a true porn star. While we undressed she already sucking my cock. I sat on the arm chair, Sunny sitting on the arm, her head between my legs, giving me one of the most sloppiest BJ I ever got, and her ass next to me, so I could finger her ads and her pussy. Outstanding.

After endless sucking my cock, Sunny finally lubed her ass up and I gave her a good pounding of her ass. She takes a hard and long ass pounding as good as anyone. Fucked her ass in various positions before Sunny finally keeled down in front of me and I unloaded right in her mouth. Pornstyle at it's best.

If you don't mind her tits, Sunny is an awesome fuck who doesn't have to shy away from any other girl at any other PSE shop. Top notch performer.

Great performer, but only took her once due to the baby damage on her. I just can't get past bad mommy body, no matter how good a performer they are. I've said it so many times, I'd pay a premium for stunners who are true PSE performers; I think that is a unicorn. It just doesn't exist.

[Zauberfee]

Back in Krung Thep I got back to my usual hotspot Snow White. About 8 to 10 girls available, none of them too appealing, so I choosed by my preferred method: take the girl with the brightest smile.

So I took Sunny, a long time service provider at Snow White, whom I took a couple of times already in recent years. Sunny is 31 years old, IIRC from Nakhon Phanom, 165 cm tall. She has an average face and long brown hair. Body size something between 36 and 38, not slim but she is far from being chubby. On the plus side it gives her a big latina-style ass. What might be huge turn off for many guys here, are her small sagging tits. Not as bad those from EQ, but bad anyway.

But you don't choose for her sexy looks. Sunny is pure filth in the room, a true porn star. While we undressed she already sucking my cock. I sat on the arm chair, Sunny sitting on the arm, her head between my legs, giving me one of the most sloppiest BJ I ever got, and her ass next to me, so I could finger her ads and her pussy. Outstanding.

After endless sucking my cock, Sunny finally lubed her ass up and I gave her a good pounding of her ass. She takes a hard and long ass pounding as good as anyone. Fucked her ass in various positions before Sunny finally keeled down in front of me and I unloaded right in her mouth. Pornstyle at it's best.

If you don't mind her tits, Sunny is an awesome fuck who doesn't have to shy away from any other girl at any other PSE shop. Top notch performer.

[Nounce]

Anyone have any experience at Mitu Massage. Girls look pretty hot, but I hear it is expensive. Is it F / S, or just HJ? Also, website makes it show like lesbian is available. Appreciate any info as I want to try them when I get to town later in August. Thanks!

It offers FS. The girls are a little older.

[Woorace]

Anyone have any experience at Mitu Massage. Girls look pretty hot, but I hear it is expensive. Is it F / S, or just HJ? Also, website makes it show like lesbian is available. Appreciate any info as I want to try them when I get to town later in August. Thanks!