Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Syzygies]

My impression is that the lady shots of tequila are not the same as the stuff they give you. Of course, the stuff they give you is not very good, but it would seem either that the lady shots are mostly water, or they have a high tolerance for alcohol.

In my favourite bars, the lady Tequilas and customer tequilas are the same but lady glass maybe less full. It varies from bar to bar. Dollhouse has different tequilas for customers. In Crazy House the girls are (can be) getting quite drunk on a combination of Tequilas and "Yaa Dong". The later is served outside the front of the shop.

Tequila is not my favourite drink, by any means, and I rarely partake. So if you don't like their tequila, drink something else. I need Tequilas that work properly for girls as a leg-opener. Some girls are a bit too shy before 2 or 3 tequilas loosen them up, and put them in a less controlled mood. At Crazy House the Tequilas work okay With the girls. Need to avoid girls that have had too many though. Some girls don't need any. Varies.

[Explorer8939]

Yes, the tequila they have at the bars is just atrocious. My lady and her friends do the bottle service at Ibar and like making each other do shots of the stuff. I had a few shots one night and woke up with the worst hangover of the trip! Even Jose Cuervo would be a step up from the swill they serve.

My impression is that the lady shots of tequila are not the same as the stuff they give you. Of course, the stuff they give you is not very good, but it would seem either that the lady shots are mostly water, or they have a high tolerance for alcohol.

[Syzygies]

So I'm going to The Lord finally. I want to see what's up with this place. When I get there I see a Rotunda with gorgeous women sitting in the middle. I think they even have a live pianist there too. The Mamasan asks me if it's my first time and I say yes, she shows me a price list with girls between 4-10 k baht, by model category. There were 20 women, and they were all gorgeous, maybe a few who could somehow pass for kind of hot but that may have been because they were sitting next to stunners. No plain / homely looking girls like at the other soapies. I picked one who must have been close to 5'10-5'11 and was just a real stunner overall, pretty intense compared to what I get at the other soapies. As others have reported, the service is great. BBBJ in tub, on bed, multiple positions, lots of enthusiasm, you get the entire 1:30, not sure about multiple pops though. She was an "M" category and cost 5800 baht. There were other girls who cost in the 4000 baht range as well. The mamasan handed me a business-card sized piece of paper with prices for each of the model categories.

Oh one last thing, the girls seemed to be pretty pleasant and eager to be picked, unlike at some other soapies where they seem worn out. These girls were mostly all leaning in and making direct eye contact while I was choosing. Nice to see they are very service oriented and they aren't shunning a majority of their customers like is really common at other soapies, where only about 20-40% seem to be interested in working.

That's funny. Yes I would say none of the girls were average looking. Yet when I went to The Lord, and there were 15+ girls, I only really liked one or two at all. The rest were too artificial looking for my taste. The best couple appeared to have been chosen already. I certainly did not feel that all were desirable. I guess my taste is different.

Today in Tesco-Lotus I saw a tall Isaan girl close to 170, quite dark skin. Very beautiful face with slightly up-turned nose of perfection. Nice full ass in tight bicycle shorts or whatever they are called. Strong legs but not too thick. Almost Slim overall but not too skinny in any way. If she was available, I would not be able to pass her up. Very hard to drag my eyes away from her. Saw 3 or 4 other really good looking girls in same supermarket, not quite stunning, but none had a really fake look. Rather natural cuties with a little make up. I struggle to find girls this good looking in any MP. I have left La Belle plenty of times without picking a girl, Nataree a few times, and The Lord, twice now without picking a girl. If a girl was really stunning for me, I would not mind a high price. However I seem to struggle to find them. I will try the Lord again, however I think the girls possibly try to look too sophisticated like a western girl (which does not really work for me) and the Opps spoil the looks. There is little doubt each place will have a few stunners, if you actually get lucky to be there at the right time and find them available, which is not easy. Same goes for Amsterdam which was my favourite Soapy. It's a bit closer and a bit less pricey so a bit more convenient to go look in.

On other hand, I know a very cheap cutie that is almost bound to be available nearly all the time, merely because girls at her shop are expected to have big tits. So I can have her 3 times for each stunner in a high end soapy. So the soapy girl really needs to be super special to get me in.

I am pretty sure I like a more exotic look rather than sophisticated look. e.g. Interpreter Miss Missandei in Game of Thrones. Sweet but hot. Miranda would also do just fine. I guess my tall Isaan girl spotted today reminded me of Missandei. Obviously I exaggerate a little. She could not be quite that stunning. I was too shy to brazenly take her picture.

[Member #4698]

I went to The Lord finally, despite living here for awhile. I liked it a lot, too much. I'll go into details in this trip report:

So I'm going to The Lord finally. I want to see what's up with this place. When I get there I see a Rotunda with gorgeous women sitting in the middle. I think they even have a live pianist there too. The Mamasan asks me if it's my first time and I say yes, she shows me a price list with girls between 4-10 k baht, by model category. There were 20 women, and they were all gorgeous, maybe a few who could somehow pass for kind of hot but that may have been because they were sitting next to stunners. No plain / homely looking girls like at the other soapies. I picked one who must have been close to 5'10-5'11 and was just a real stunner overall, pretty intense compared to what I get at the other soapies. As others have reported, the service is great. BBBJ in tub, on bed, multiple positions, lots of enthusiasm, you get the entire 1:30, not sure about multiple pops though. She was an "M" category and cost 5800 baht. There were other girls who cost in the 4000 baht range as well. The mamasan handed me a business-card sized piece of paper with prices for each of the model categories.

Oh one last thing, the girls seemed to be pretty pleasant and eager to be picked, unlike at some other soapies where they seem worn out. These girls were mostly all leaning in and making direct eye contact while I was choosing. Nice to see they are very service oriented and they aren't shunning a majority of their customers like is really common at other soapies, where only about 20-40% seem to be interested in working.

So I will be back, not sure when as it is pricey. I can do the lord every day and still have spending money at the end of the day but The Lord would put me into debt LOL. Will have to be a special treat I guess. I'm wondering if I can just meet the girls there outside of that place for P4P as that may be way cheaper and the value of the women's looks and services there is amazing.

So, regarding the pricing. You should have seen some for 4000 baht. Not sure why not, and it sounds like the pricing.

Thank you for your report and the pricing update. Your description of the place and the girls is right on. I had a great time there, but it appears that I was price gauged by an asshole papasan. Here is a comparative price list of Copa Cabana, a sister bordello under the Lord Group.

Service charge.

Code Category Time Service fees.

3 digits Plain 1 hour 30 minutes THB 2100.

V Plain 1 hour 30 minutes THB 2700.

S Side Lines 1 hour 30 minutes THB 3200.

RR Side Lines 1 hour 30 minutes THB 3700.

Q Side Lines 1 hour 30 minutes THB 4200.

M Side Lines 1 hour 30 minutes THB 4700.

L Side Lines 1 hour 30 minutes THB 5700.

X Side Lines 1 hour 30 minutes THB 6700.

XL Side Lines 1 hour 30 minutes THB 7200.

I would expect the Lord to be more expensive than Copa Cabana being that it is the flagship and most upscale of the group. Your M Category girl was 5800 bt which is within my price expectations for the Lord. I, on the other hand was charged 6000 bt for a "RR" category girl so it is obvious by the pricing model above and your experience that I was gouged. Its all my own fault. I suspected as much at the time and I tried to get rid of the asshole papasan. Failing to dump his sorry ass, I should have walked out. Oh well, I can live with the rip off. If time allows I may go back to the Lord with the Copa Cabana price list in my pocket and demand to see a price list if I am again confronted with hyper corrupt pricing. It will be interesting to see what happens. It is hard to believe that the Lord Management would consciously allow customers to be treated as I was in their flagship bordello. The papasan in question should be fired or at the very least severely reprimanded.

[ParkVille]

I went to the Lord Massage parlour Sunday night. It is a very opulent place indeed. I was prepared to pay large for a session, but nonetheless, I was amazed by the prices I was quoted by a red suited papasan:

7000 to 9000 bt for side line girls. There were three, one was hot.

6000 bt for a couple of good looking "R" category girls.

Despite huge reservations that I was being price gouged I decided to take one of the two better looking "R" girls. This, only after the better looking of the two "R" girls was snatched right out from under me by a Chinese punter. The session was quite good and individualized with J, however, and we ran 15 minutes overtime. I will post a detailed report later, but in the meantime, does anybody have a price list of Lord Girls? I checked with their web site and they do not divulge their prices, which I do find peculiar as prices are given for Victoria and Copa Cabana, two sister massage parlours.

I went to The Lord finally, despite living here for awhile. I liked it a lot, too much. I'll go into details in this trip report:

Went to Huai Kwang because I live nearby and don't go anywhere else. I often go to Nataree because the girls are pretty hot (a lot of 8/10's, whereas all the other soapies are mere 7/10's at best it seems). Anyway I went to Nataree 3 times this week. Only one time (Wed) did I like what I saw. I went today (Fri) at 7 PM and it seems like maybe everything good had been picked thru. I saw 4 other Japs leaving after doing a quick walk thru. I left soon after as well, none of my regulars were there and most all of the girls looked 7/10 that night.

I went to Ceasars, as I have been here about 2 months ago. It looked like the same lineup to me, so I left. So many 6/10's in there, with a few 8/10's but not my type nor well priced. Seemed like a place only visited by a few old men, other than that it was kind of vacant. I used to prefer this place about a year ago. Had amazing models at 4200 which is a good price.

Running out of options, I was left with Alaina and colonze 2. I previously used to recommend these 2 but after pretty much knowing the line-up at Alaina is small and the few there aren't quite hitting my spot, I pass on them. Not a bad place, just not what I like. I also passed on Colonze 2 because it's mostly 7. 5/10's and that isn't quite my preference. They have a model section and I liked it quite a bit before (great service and 8/10's) but the selection can be limited and talent is snatched up quickly there.

So I'm going to The Lord finally. I want to see what's up with this place. When I get there I see a Rotunda with gorgeous women sitting in the middle. I think they even have a live pianist there too. The Mamasan asks me if it's my first time and I say yes, she shows me a price list with girls between 4-10 k baht, by model category. There were 20 women, and they were all gorgeous, maybe a few who could somehow pass for kind of hot but that may have been because they were sitting next to stunners. No plain / homely looking girls like at the other soapies. I picked one who must have been close to 5'10-5'11 and was just a real stunner overall, pretty intense compared to what I get at the other soapies. As others have reported, the service is great. BBBJ in tub, on bed, multiple positions, lots of enthusiasm, you get the entire 1:30, not sure about multiple pops though. She was an "M" category and cost 5800 baht. There were other girls who cost in the 4000 baht range as well. The mamasan handed me a business-card sized piece of paper with prices for each of the model categories.

Oh one last thing, the girls seemed to be pretty pleasant and eager to be picked, unlike at some other soapies where they seem worn out. These girls were mostly all leaning in and making direct eye contact while I was choosing. Nice to see they are very service oriented and they aren't shunning a majority of their customers like is really common at other soapies, where only about 20-40% seem to be interested in working.

So I will be back, not sure when as it is pricey. I can do the lord every day and still have spending money at the end of the day but The Lord would put me into debt LOL. Will have to be a special treat I guess. I'm wondering if I can just meet the girls there outside of that place for P4P as that may be way cheaper and the value of the women's looks and services there is amazing.

So, regarding the pricing. You should have seen some for 4000 baht. Not sure why not, and it sounds like the pricing.

[Sunlover2]

I checked out Sensual Massage Bangkok this afternoon before the threatened rains hit. It is the sister shop to Analisa Massage. Finding it was easy as the website directions are straightforward. Decided on the "Testicle Massage Magic Hands Happy" and picked Som Poo from the lineup. I would guess she is in her early 20's, has braces, and said she had been working at SMB for 1 month.

The rooms are ok similar to Analisa, but with a little more privacy (walls go all the way to the ceiling) and a shower / tub in the room which are pluses. The main massage action was really very good. Som Poo put forth a lot of effort and encouraged feedback; to the point that she left the room for a moment to turn up the music in the hallway LOL. Happy happy at the end and all was good.

WIR? Yes, but it is a bit off the beaten path. The website has been flaky lately but here is the link: http://www.sensualmassagebangkok.com/. FWIW the mamasan said that Candy had moved to Analisa, and Anna was no where to be found.

SunLover.

[MrWho]

However, that still does not explain why someone using the hotel sign as a guide for spelling the name of it would be misled for long since the very next word, "Hotel", begins with the same k looking letter.

Could be because the mind preoccupied, in addition to insufficient blood flow to the brain as it is being redirected elsewhere.

May be it's the reason many newbies miss that Adam's apple and fall into the trap.

Happens to the best of us. It's a man on a mission situation those small details are irrelevant. Let's call it HGS " horny guy syndrome". LOL.

May be it's the reason many newbies miss that Adam's apple. "don't go shopping on an empty stomach" applies LOL.

[Traveler1234]

I went to Boss Massage on Monday ...... damn if I did not get hard again. But time was running out and rather than extend the session, I broke it off and said I would come back to see her again in a couple of days. We dried off and I took some nudie shots of her. Then I wished her happy birthday again and gave her a very nice tip (500 bt). Hand in hand she escorted me down the stairs to the lobby of sorts. The mamasan asked if I had a good time and I said yes. I even scheduled another session with NN for now. So bye guys, I am off to Boss Massage to see NN and will report back later.

Curious to learn Boss is now multi-shot. If memory serves me right, my last visit paid B2200 for 90 minutes and only 1 shot. Enjoy NN!

[EihTooms]

LOL. I see that my copy and pasted Google Images link below for the Rajah Hotel Bangkok sign did not carry over properly and now takes you to something very different. Anyway, do a Google Images search on the Rajah Hotel Bangkok and you will see how much the h in Rajah looks like the letter k, as I believe someone else mentioned too. However, that still does not explain why someone using the hotel sign as a guide for spelling the name of it would be misled for long since the very next word, "Hotel", begins with the same k looking letter.

[Member #4698]

I have not bought there. Could be a very serious Farang surcharge, or prices at the whim of papa-san / mama-san. I don't know for a fact. Prices do seem extraordinary. "The Lord" is missing from their (web) prices page.

This is what I think may have happened too. The Lord quotes given to me were significantly higher than at La Belle for more or less similar quality girls. My story is more involved than I indicated in my initial report, but I find all this to be very shady. An S category girl at La Belle is 2800 bt plus the farang tax of 1000 bt. Even the quoted prices for same same category girls at Victoria and Copa Cabana girls are exactly in line with what I would expect. So I am very suspicious of the way I was dealt with at the Lord and the way they cloud up the prices.

At the time, I tried to get rid of the red suited papasan and obtain prices from another host or hostess to no avail. When the better looking of the two "RR" category girls got taken right out from under me, I made up my mind to go for it and pay up this one time. If it turns out I was overcharged, then I will never go to the Lord again. Although the girl was real nice and we are in Line communication. I may tell her I can't go to the Lord again, but would like to see her at my hotel and see what her response is. I think she may come visit me. She was real friendly if you know what I mean. LOL.

[Syzygies]

Pics are for sure a few years old. She is a tall and big gal. She is not a spinner. She is built for power; not for speed. I would not describe her as fat. You might not have seen her. She is quite busy.

I would probably not take much notice if she is a bear rather than a gazelle.

I don't mind big tits at all, but rarely take a girl with big thighs. Must be I am scared to get my head crushed. LOL. I like to see girls standing, and often request them to stand up, to visually gauge if there is any air gap between the upper thighs. No gap, no pass, for my taste. Many SW girls suddenly look quite bulky when they stand.

Very possible I have never seen the most busy girls though, as I don't like to turn up too often with a wasted visit.

Would be great if we had pics of the girls, even if face is hidden and not totally naked, but at least to see what shape they really are. However I know some girls (like Rita) are not that keen on pics appearing, even she has a good body. If I post naked pics, I usually omit the head, just in case someone who knows her privately might see the pic. Still would not be good to post nude pics when shop website includes face pics allowing girls to be identified. I do appreciate shops that post real up to date pics of girls. Alas it's rare, except in case of girls so stunning, they don't need improving.

I posted a pic of Bai-Fern recently but I could swear the real girl (when met her 2+ years ago at Yorimichi) was even better looking than the pic, even I normally don't believe these claims.

[Member #4698]

I went to Boss Massage on Monday afternoon around 3:30 pm. The line up of 8 girls was weak IMHO, but one of the girls was cute and she looked like she had a good body. She also exhibited a friendly and open personality so I decided to take her: 1900 bt for 60 minutes. "NN" out to be completely charming and very naughty. I like her so much that I think I am going to go see her again this afternoon as soon as I sign off from this web page. So I am going to make this short:

We went up to a barely adequate room. "NN" began kissing and sucking my tongue. A number of BKK girls have been doing this to me lately. I don't know what's come over them. Ha Ha. She told me she was Issan, surprise surprise, and that it was her birthday today and she was 19. I wished her a happy birthday. Then she disrobbed revealing cute little surfboard tities. She was shy about them, but I told her they were lovely and I began sucking on her brown pointy nipples. She blew me in the shower and washed me everywhere including my anal area. I responded appropriately and she asked if I liked it there to which I replied, yeah.

In bed she poured some oil on her body and pussy and began giving me a body to body massage, really working her pussy into the action. After a while I flipped over onto my back and she continued the body massage on my front side. Then she asked me to lift my legs up and she inserted her tongue into my A-hole. After plenty of effort down below, she got back on top of me again and turned around so she could give me a BBBJ in the reverse position with her ass and pussy directly in my face. She had an utterly adorable puffy labia minora and her pussy was very oiled & lubed up so I glided and massaged my hand everywhere over her labium and clitoris, but I refrained from going down on her for some reason. Maybe I will smoke her today? I do not know.

After a while she turned around and asked if I wanted to shag and I said yes. She applied one of my Sagami 002's (I only have 1 Sagami 001 left.) and impaled herself on my dick cowgirl. Her pussy felt great. I palmed her very small breasts and away we went in various cowgirl positions. After a while I began to get impassioned so I picked her up and placed her on her back. Her body was near the side of the bed and I had one leg on the floor, yet I continued to shag her anyway. After a while I got tired in this position, so I moved her more towards the center of the bed and continued on in missionary until I shot my load. It was a very good session.

We lay together afterwards and kissed and sucked tongues. Again, unusual, but this has been happening to me a lot this trip. We soaped each other up in the shower and I slided all around her chest. She began massaging my soapy dick and damn if I did not get hard again. But time was running out and rather than extend the session, I broke it off and said I would come back to see her again in a couple of days. We dried off and I took some nudie shots of her. Then I wished her happy birthday again and gave her a very nice tip (500 bt). Hand in hand she escorted me down the stairs to the lobby of sorts. The mamasan asked if I had a good time and I said yes. I even scheduled another session with NN for now. So bye guys, I am off to Boss Massage to see NN and will report back later.

BKK is great in the rainy season. I am loving it.

[Syzygies]

I previously thought this was a spelling error from somewhere as the Thai name for this place is / was TharnThong.
Have sessioned there a couple of times. Some nice looking girls if arrive at the right time.
However it seems the new altered name is official to make it easier for Farangs. Here is the new website:
http://www.taragon-entertainment.com/our-model/
"Shopping fun". Ha Ha! A special type of shopping.

ธารากอน อาบอบนวด (TARAGON Entertainment) so name has changed even for the Thais.

Their Map with Thai script is even more confusing as has no North arrow, and North is not upwards but to the right of the Map.
Confusing to me but not to Thais I guess. No clue why they don't put North upward as usual. Just to be tricky.
Anyway its located on the left (west side) a few hundred metres North of Mengjai junction.
Here:
https://goo.gl/maps/TMbUiZAuBxL2
Street view:
https://goo.gl/maps/R7Ay3kWHWLN2

Odd location but not much worse than Victoria's Secret "secret" location. Don't expect much English ability with girls at this place.

[Syzygies]

I went to the Lord Massage parlour Sunday night. It is a very opulent place indeed. I was prepared to pay large for a session, but nonetheless, I was amazed by the prices I was quoted by a red suited papasan:

7000 to 9000 bt for side line girls. There were three, one was hot.

6000 bt for a couple of good looking "R" category girls.

Despite huge reservations that I was being price gouged I decided to take one of the better looking "R" girls. This, only after the better looking "R" girl was snatched right out from under me by a Chinese looking punter. The session was quite good and individualized with J, however, and we ran 15 minutes overtime. I will post a detailed report later, but in the meantime, does anybody have a price list of Lord Girls? I checked with their web site and they do not divulge their prices, which I do find peculiar as prices are given for Victoria and Copa Cabana, two sister massage parlours.

I have not bought there. Could be a very serious Farang surcharge, or prices at the whim of papa-san / mama-san. I don't know for a fact. Prices do seem extraordinary.

La belle has 1 K Farang surcharge and Utopia was even worse with 1. 5 K Farang surcharge. Price at Caesars was close to double the local rate when I went there, even I could speak Thai well.

Thai Massage Models site has prices for most Soapies, but may be out of date. Also may not show Farang surcharges. "The Lord" is missing from their prices page.
http://www.thaimassagemodel.com/home/pricelist.php

[Member #4698]

I went to the Lord Massage parlour Sunday night. It is a very opulent place indeed. I was prepared to pay large for a session, but nonetheless, I was amazed by the prices I was quoted by a red suited papasan:

7000 to 9000 bt for side line girls. There were three, one was hot.

6000 bt for a couple of good looking "R" category girls.

Despite huge reservations that I was being price gouged I decided to take one of the two better looking "R" girls. This, only after the better looking of the two "R" girls was snatched right out from under me by a Chinese punter. The session was quite good and individualized with J, however, and we ran 15 minutes overtime. I will post a detailed report later, but in the meantime, does anybody have a price list of Lord Girls? I checked with their web site and they do not divulge their prices, which I do find peculiar as prices are given for Victoria and Copa Cabana, two sister massage parlours.