Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Ralph Kramden]

For what it's worth, I think the service at the Lord is really good, meaning way above average soapy sex, and like I posted; I have come to expect a very consistent, high level of quality service from most of the girls. Comparing the Lord to Tulip is kind of like comparing a Maserati to a Ford Mustang V8 which are both pretty fast cars, so they have that in common. With the Lord, everything is upscale; the rooms, the girls, and the white glove service they perform. Its hard to describe, maybe read one of my trip reports to get a better idea, but I think Lord girl sex is more refined and the girls possess more finesse, if not more sexual expertise than Tulip girls. If I were looking to make a close comparison, it would be comparing the Lord to a couple of high class Macau Saunas like Rio Sauna. The Chinese Rio girls are hotter looking IMHO and they perform a few more things like cat licking one's entire body including the souls of your feet and they perform the famous fire & ice BJ's. Other than that both places provide very similar private sessions.

Tulip is almost the exact opposite of the Lord in most ways like quality of the rooms, the decor, and with the Tulip girls being far less attractive and rawer, let's get it on type porn star girls. There is no doubt that some, I say some of the Tulip girls know what they are doing for sure and like doing it. So, the thing both places have in common is that you can have a pretty wild good time in either one and its a different kind of sex than the basic boy girl love sex usually experienced with Go Go girls and FL's. Don't get me wrong, I like that basic boy girl sex I have with my favorite Go Go girls where enthusiasm and passion make or break the session, but I don't expect too much from my Go Go girls other than good looks, DFK, a fairly decent BBBJ, DATY, a couple of different positions in intercourse, a little GFE and of course that passion thing.

I would say this, if multiple shots anal is what you are after at a very competitive price and you are not too demanding about looks, then Tulip is your kind of place. I prefer vaginal sex with pretty girls who have great technique which enables them to deliver a kind of sexual service above and beyond that which I just described as Go Go girl basic boy girl love sex. Then throw in some passion from the girls as well and I hope you now understand why I like the Lord and why I pay up to go there about once a week when I am in town. In short, I like the place and I like the girls.

Thanks for sharing NB. Quality information posted by a Senior reporter is what I want to read. I have visited Lords a couple of times and passed because of the price, and also simply because I did not know until now the girls really do the deed well. I will give them a try.

[Goatscrot]

Thank you for elaborating on The Lord service. Seems like it might be worthwhile for the small minority of punters who only want one shot and can extend it over a considerable length of time.

For me, having to pay 5 k-10 k baht for one pop, and then have to actually negotiate for the second one is a deal breaker, no matter how good that one pop might be. Given that an average sex act takes 7 min, but 40% of them are completed in 2 min or so, it might not be worthwhile for most people (for the sex, posh surroundings are what some will pay for).

Agreed. Would not pay that unless she was a superstar in looks and performance. Skill set of the best looking Tulip gal and model quality looks. Multiple shots would have to be on the table as well. I just don't see the value for money in this. For some, I guess there is. For me 200 plus USD buys a lot of other things.

[Crocodilexp]

3. Multiple pops - No unless you want to tip extra, extra. But most of my Lord sessions run into overtime with only 1 shot, so I don't feel I am missing anything. A customer can always extend the session, making it a 2 shot double session if he so chooses, but that's going to cost you.

Thank you for elaborating on The Lord service. Seems like it might be worthwhile for the small minority of punters who only want one shot and can extend it over a considerable length of time.

For me, having to pay 5 k-10 k baht for one pop, and then have to actually negotiate for the second one is a deal breaker, no matter how good that one pop might be. Given that an average sex act takes 7 min, but 40% of them are completed in 2 min or so, it might not be worthwhile for most people (for the sex, posh surroundings are what some will pay for).

[Zauberfee]

Actually I'm in Thailand for a non-mongering trip, but had some time for some relaxing massage on a Saturday night.

Arrived at about 9 pm at Snow White when 6 to 8 girls were available. While there was no obvious choice and no really sexy / stunning girls, I followed my simple rule of taking the girl with the biggest smile.

Girl: Shirley or Cherry (difficult to understand).

Age: late 20's / early 30's.

Home: Surin.

Place: Snow White.

Price: 1. 900 b for 1 HR.

Shots: 1, but probably more if you can manage.

Body: ok face with a nice smile, meaty / big body but not really fat, thick thighs, 160 cm tall, shoulderlong brown hair, hanging be cup, nice round ass, some bigger belly, slightly baby damage.

Room: standard room at Snow White which fitted the purpose.

Sex: Excellent / outstanding.

Massage: no massage, just went straight up for fucking.

Other: DFK, DT, anal.

What Shirley lacks on physical appearances she definately makes it up with her attitude and her performance. Her face rates for me average at best and her body probably is even below average.

But once in the room Shirley swung into high gear and started DT even before entering the shower. Great sucking and good kissing. Once back on the bed Shirley revealed to me that she likes to get fucked in the ass. So who I am not to obey and pounded her ass in many positions. Shirley took everything like a pro, always with a smile on her face. After some great fucking she finally kneeled down in front of me and got a cum shot right on her face.

That's what I call a true porn star experience.

I understand that a lot of guys will stay away from her because of her underwhelming looks. That's ok, so you don't have to complain.

But those guys like me who prefer performance over looks can't go wrong with Shirley.

[Member #4698]

Is the service at The Lord really so great? Do they even match Tulip (which is 1/3 of the price), routinely offering anal, deep throat BJs and multiple pops?

1. No anal.

2. Deep throat BJ's - Yes and for me, far more important, is they know how to give a BJ, so they can bring you up to the line of orgasm, but not over it, and bring you back to the line again and again. Macau girls know this technique as well. Go Go girls and most other massage girls don't have a clue.

3. Multiple pops - No unless you want to tip extra, extra. But most of my Lord sessions run into overtime with only 1 shot, so I don't feel I am missing anything. A customer can always extend the session, making it a 2 shot double session if he so chooses, but that's going to cost you. Most times I would rather relax for a couple hours, go have dinner, and then find a Go Go girl or FL for my 2nd round. So I have never done a double session at the Lord, but I have at Rio in Macau and Hotel Alexis in Jakarta. All I can say is they were both amazing girls!

[Member #4698]

Is the service at The Lord really so great? I haven't heard other reports saying that, most that I hear is service is solid but rather run of the mill. Do they even match Tulip (which is 1/3 of the price), routinely offering anal, deep throat BJs and multiple pops?

For what it's worth, I think the service at the Lord is really good, meaning way above average soapy sex, and like I posted; I have come to expect a very consistent, high level of quality service from most of the girls. Comparing the Lord to Tulip is kind of like comparing a Maserati to a Ford Mustang V8 which are both pretty fast cars, so they have that in common. With the Lord, everything is upscale; the rooms, the girls, and the white glove service they perform. Its hard to describe, maybe read one of my trip reports to get a better idea, but I think Lord girl sex is more refined and the girls possess more finesse, if not more sexual expertise than Tulip girls. If I were looking to make a close comparison, it would be comparing the Lord to a couple of high class Macau Saunas like Rio Sauna. The Chinese Rio girls are hotter looking IMHO and they perform a few more things like cat licking one's entire body including the souls of your feet and they perform the famous fire & ice BJ's. Other than that both places provide very similar private sessions.

Tulip is almost the exact opposite of the Lord in most ways like quality of the rooms, the decor, and with the Tulip girls being far less attractive and rawer, let's get it on type porn star girls. There is no doubt that some, I say some of the Tulip girls know what they are doing for sure and like doing it. So, the thing both places have in common is that you can have a pretty wild good time in either one and its a different kind of sex than the basic boy girl love sex usually experienced with Go Go girls and FL's. Don't get me wrong, I like that basic boy girl sex I have with my favorite Go Go girls where enthusiasm and passion make or break the session, but I don't expect too much from my Go Go girls other than good looks, DFK, a fairly decent BBBJ, DATY, a couple of different positions in intercourse, a little GFE and of course that passion thing.

I would say this, if multiple shots anal is what you are after at a very competitive price and you are not too demanding about looks, then Tulip is your kind of place. I prefer vaginal sex with pretty girls who have great technique which enables them to deliver a kind of sexual service above and beyond that which I just described as Go Go girl basic boy girl love sex. Then throw in some passion from the girls as well and I hope you now understand why I like the Lord and why I pay up to go there about once a week when I am in town. In short, I like the place and I like the girls.

[Rewsna]

I hit up the 3 massage parlors on Sukhumvit 33 around 3 pm, and they seemed either not to be ready or not full. The choices were not much to look at (5-6). I picked a 7 named DIA from Love Teen with barely a size A cup. AA? Anyway, she was good. Anyway, that's not my point.

3 years ago, in the same place, same time, I found more than 8 girls around there who were really cute (7-9), and I regretted that I only had 2 of them. It seems the quality has gone down since then.

And the traffic has gotten worse.

[John Traveller]

Thanks for the input.

Yes I do prefer quantity over quality, so going for high price options like Lord might be a good idea. Better with one good experiences than two mediocre ones. For the price you qoute for Lord, the looks of the girl should also be good (not only the service), but I guess that's the case?

Also it's easier and more relaxing going to a place where good looks and service are more garanteered. Still, sometimes I find it exiting to invesitigate other options as well. Yes it takes more time and work, but depending on my mood I sometimes find that an interesting challenge.

Just want to know my options in Bkk-soapy, I will investigate further using the places suggested in this forum as a guide. I would appreciate some advice about when is the best time to go.

[High Street]

Long, long time lurker and first time poster with a question. Yes, I know that is not approved of but please be gentle with me as I am closer to 80 than 70. Visited Bangkok many times and have experienced most options. Now that I am almost past it all I am capable of getting is a HJ. In recent years have been to many oilies and paid Bt 300 - 400 and tipped the girl another Bt 500 - 600. Most seem to be happy with that. In past have been going to Hanna Massage, is it Soi 20? The business model in play there asks for Bt 900 or 1000 all up. What I would like to know is how much of this goes to the girl and am I expected to offer a little more for good service?

[Crocodilexp]

The only soapy I know where I have had consistently GREAT service no matter who I was with is the Lord... 5000 bt or 6000 bt for sex crazed girl who is going to make passionate love to your dick with her mouth 3 times during the session, lick your ass, DFK like there is no tomorrow, and end up shagging you like you are, for lack of a better word, a Lord? For me the answer to that question is a given. For example, on my last trip, I averaged a visit.

Is the service at The Lord really so great? I haven't heard other reports saying that, most that I hear is service is solid but rather run of the mill. Do they even match Tulip (which is 1/3 of the price), routinely offering anal, deep throat BJs and multiple pops?

[Playboy2001]

Where exactly is Lord located?

The answer to your last question is Yes, but you will have to spend your time and hard earned money finding one. In other words your desore to have "great time with a hot, sexy soapy girl" success rate might be quite low. Say 5 out 10 times you will be really satisfied, like you shouild be, at this price point as your report at Hi Class seems to indicate.

The only soapy I know where I have had consistently GREAT service no matter who I was with is the Lord. But the Lord price is high. So, I ask you, theoretically speaking, what would you rather do; spend two more nights like the one you reported on in the hope of finding a hot, sexy girl who does you right and spend around 9000 baht total in the search, or spend 5000 bt or 6000 bt for sex crazed girl who is going to make passionate love to your dick with her mouth 3 times during the session, lick your ass, DFK like there is no tomorrow, and end up shagging you like you are, for lack of a better word, a Lord? For me the answer to that question is a given. For example, on my last trip, I averaged a visit.

[Member #4698]

That's all. We head downstairs and I pick up my umbrella and I hit the street. The experience was a bit lousy. And not worth the price, but now I have also tried this kind of place. The idea for some must be the experience of being "bathed" by a pretty women. But if go to a soapy again I must beforehand do some planning.

A question to you experience guys, is it possible to find a beautiful girl for less than 3200 ? Where and when?

John T,

The answer to your last question is Yes, but you will have to spend your time and hard earned money finding one. In other words your desore to have "great time with a hot, sexy soapy girl" success rate might be quite low. Say 5 out 10 times you will be really satisfied, like you shouild be, at this price point as your report at Hi Class seems to indicate.

The only soapy I know where I have had consistently GREAT service no matter who I was with is the Lord. But the Lord price is high. So, I ask you, theoretically speaking, what would you rather do; spend two more nights like the one you reported on in the hope of finding a hot, sexy girl who does you right and spend around 9000 baht total in the search, or spend 5000 bt or 6000 bt for sex crazed girl who is going to make passionate love to your dick with her mouth 3 times during the session, lick your ass, DFK like there is no tomorrow, and end up shagging you like you are, for lack of a better word, a Lord? For me the answer to that question is a given. For example, on my last trip, I averaged a visit to the Lord once every week for the 5 weeks I was in BKK. I would have spent more time at the Lord, but it's kind of like eating at a fine dining Michelin 3 star restaurant. You can't do it every night. It's too much. Yet every Lord girl I was with was a little different, but each one gave me a memorable session. I always left that place feeling good / really good, so it was definitely worth the price as far as I am concerned.

In sharp contrast, I also paid a visit to an old favorite soapy of mine called La Belle. In the past, I have had some truly great sessions in La Belle with some real foxes. This time I took a very attractive girl upstairs for around 3200 bt or 3800 bt, I forget. But the session was barely acceptable and I remembered why La Belle is no longer my favorite place and the Lord is. So, my very attractive La Belle girl possessed a very pretty face and a smokin' hot body. As far as looks are concerned she was as pretty or more so than my Lord girls. The session started out slow as we waited for the tub to fill as contrasted to ALL my Lord sessions where the girl is immediately taking off my pants and blowing me as soon as the door closes while the tub fills. Anyway, the La Belle girl was very good in the tub, but the list of her no's began to mount as the session progressed: first there was no tongue, then no DATY (a real give away because if a soapy girl does not want you to go down on her something is wrong either with her pussy or she does not want to get turned on), then while we were engaged in sexual congress, she kept instituting abrupt changes in positions every 10 minutes of so in a vain effort to make me cum faster. Actually, the juxtapositons had the opposite effect. And then her final no was, no pictures, but by then I had had enough of her and she got a no from me, ha ha; no tip.

So, I just write this post to let you know there is at least one great soapy still in town with great girls. Yes, I have had great times in La Belle and other soapies around town and I am pretty sure that if I went to La Belle a few more times this last trip, I would have eventually hooked up with the right girl and had some more really good times, but I hate those mediocre sessions at any price. I think they are a big waste of my time and money. After a so so session I feel let down, not only by the girl, but also by the parlor for not doing its job which is to not only to have an ample supply of hotties in the fishbowl, but also to maintain a high, consistent standard of service.

Again, the only place in BKK recently where I have experienced great service consistently overtime with every girl I take, is the Lord. The Lord charges 5,6,7 thousand baht depending on the girl's category. I leave it up to you to decide which is the better deal; a 50/50 shot for 3000 bt or a 98% shot for 5000 bt or 6000 bt.

[John Traveller]

Heavy rain, the streets are flooded, I try to navigate through the crowds with my unbrella. I have already tried out lots of oily massages and BJ bars in Bangkok over the years, and the gogos I now only go to for drinking and watching. So I want to try something new away from touristy Bangkok, and catch the metro up to Ratcha. First I try Ocean (Colonze2) Very few girls available. (Tuesday at 7 pm.) Then I head to Merci, lots of girls. A very pretty one gets my attention and she smiles too! So I ask for here. The presenter goes to the reception and comes back: she is already booked. Strange, why is she sitting there then? I tell them I will come back later. But probably I should have chosen one of the others, but I couldn't make up my mind to decide as none of the stood out. The prices are tiered, from 2200 to 3500 or something like that, I don't remember exactly.

That's the only two places I have written on my list so now I'm not sure where to go. So I just walk up the street. Emmanuelle is near. I enter and here there are even more girls here. They are prettier and younger compared to the oily massages on Sukhumvit. BUT, that's on average. And the prices are very much tiered, from 2700 to more than 4000. And the pretty ones are all more than 4000. I came to here to find a beatiful girl so I don't want any of the mediocre ones, and 4000 is just to much for st I think.

So I hit the street again and after a short distance I enter Hi Class. Finally I find a somewhat pretty one for 3000 so I decide to go with her. When she rise up I notice that her boobs are enhanced, but I think that's ok. And she looks sexy with a nice curved body in a blue dress. Pinky, 27 from nearby Bangkok, she is friendly. I pay upfront (and 20 in tip to the presenter) and off we go. In the room a female attendent comes in with a soft drink, 40 upfront. She asks for a tip, I give her 10 and her face goes sour. We undress and Pinky gives a mediocre massage. Then it's bathing time, that's better! Now her big boobs comes to use as it's easy to tit-fuck her in the tub. Finally we move to the bed. She don't kiss and wants to put on the rubber at once, I ask her for a BBBJ, but she does that only for a few seconds before putting on the rubber. Quickly we procede to FS, first cowgirl, but then she's already tired and wants me to take the "power". I continue in mish, and in the end I come doing doggystyle. She is a bit tight, but not that much (might as well be good as there's no complaining).

That's all. We head downstairs and I pick up my umbrella and I hit the street. The experience was a bit lousy. And not worth the price, but now I have also tried this kind of place. The idea for some must be the experience of being "bathed" by a pretty women. But if go to a soapy again I must beforehand do some planning. A question to you experience guys, is it possible to find a beautiful girl for less than 3200 ? Where and when?

End of story, I leave Tai-land and catch the metro back to farang-land.

[Grandaddy Perp]

The trick is to overcome your mental barriers and limitations in P4P type of situations.

I think it's a lot hotter and better to get the lady in the mood to do you good, rather than just tell her to give you a good BBBJ. Because when the lady isn't yet in the mood for it, then it's just mechanical action for her. You might as well do it with a robotic doll, rather than with a real lady.

The whole point of being with a real lady is that you can get her in the mood and get her to enjoy it with you in a mutual kind of way. This is one thing you can't get with a mindless doll. But everything else you can.

I understand that some guys feel the need to simulate the real thing, including a boost to the ole ego but at the end of the day, they are professional service providers. Any lady who needs a guy to get them in a believable 'mood' is just not a good provider. This is what you're paying for after all so if you're dropping 3000+ on a ST session (all fees included) and you're getting a robot then you're not getting your money's worth plain and simple. DATY, fingering, DFK, etc. Is generally for your pleasure, many don't get the same feeling from kissing that you think they do because to them it doesn't have any sort of emotional meaning. And unless you're a certified DATY expert, you're probably not doing them too many favors, you're just prolonging an overall experience that many would just prefer to be over and done with as soon as possible.

Of course, this doesn't mean that all of them do not like a bit of foreplay and such but typically I find that the ones that do will let you know, you won't have to go exploring for it.

[Mander]

Did anybody got to try B&B Massage at Soi 25? I went to Snow White for Ninja, but she was off that that;.

Went around the block into 25th and saw be&be massage with really hot girls lined up! But I was determined to do a girl in ass.

Yes I'm still kicking myself.