Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Gargano19]

As for real estate, just my personal opinion, I want an address on Sukhumvit so I only look at those that are on Sukhumvit and there are many available. Bloomberg reported there are 100 K empty condos in Bangkok. The economy is hurting everyone including builder so they don't have advantage. Who else can you rent an old multi-stories building to that is doing well and utilize the whole building. If you view it from the landlord's perspective it is not a bad business in this case and you probably don't want to sell during economy downturn.

Most of thai friends who have properties, condos, real state, are in no hurry to rent it or sell it. They all own it, they're just going to wait for things to get better, whenever that be.

Regarding Bloomberg report, not surprised at all. My building has so many condos empty. Some say it's because locals don't want to rent in on price they think is less, I don't know actually why so many properties are empty.

[Goatscrot]

I got that and I am not disagreeing with you in my post. I am using my observation to explain to G19 why you may say that. Everything I said is based on what I have seen which can be different from everyone else here. I know an MP that went from one building to two buildings. Another one went from a 2-story building to 5-story building with pretty much all Jacuzzi rooms. If you put together everything I saw, then you can understand my conclusion from my point of view.

Will a few survive? Well, if gov regulations for opening don't prevent it, then yes, certainly. And I would imagine the ones you are referring to will be the ones that make it. Sadly the PSE shops might not be among that group.

[Nounce]

I'm not talking about local Thais; I'm talking about local expats. Some of the shops that cater to the Japanese are a bit busy on weekends, but don't do to well on the weekdays. Asian guys go golfing and then hit the oilies together or hit them after happy hour on Friday.

I got that and I am not disagreeing with you in my post. I am using my observation to explain to G19 why you may say that. Everything I said is based on what I have seen which can be different from everyone else here. I know an MP that went from one building to two buildings. Another one went from a 2-story building to 5-story building with pretty much all Jacuzzi rooms. If you put together everything I saw, then you can understand my conclusion from my point of view.

[Chacal60]

The oilies on Suk 4 are full of hawkers and toothless hags, but there was one in particular. South of the Omni, left hand side. That I frequented about two years ago. Nicely appointed rooms in different themes, en suite bathroom and shower, and the gals expected you to want either a blowjob or FS along with the decent massage.

Sorry I can't be more specific. Happy hunting!

One of the massage shops closer to Sukhumvit on Soi 11 is Hollywood Waxing and Massage. Before the lockdown the girls would sit outside on folding chairs after about 7:30pm. Can't say I was struck by the irresistible attractiveness of any of them.

I never went in because I am definitely not a massage shop guy. But about a year ago I met a moderately doable girl on one of the dating sites who soon told me she works there. If she is any representation of the level of service you get there, it was abysmal. First it was No to everything; DFK, DATY, BBBJ even as mere oral foreplay and of course BBFS. I assume the usual deal in the shop is a bad massage followed with a bad Hand Job. Oh, the horror.

I did eventually fuck her out of curiosity because she kept pestering me on Line to give her another chance every time she saw me pass by the place in the evenings. It got done but it was still abysmal.

[Goatscrot]

I have never seen any locals in the ones I frequent but that does not mean locals don't go to oilies. So it depends on shops. Japanese has magazines and web sites cover oilies. One example is g-diary. You won't even see farangs in many of the shops listed and never mentioned on ISG. Usually these and the ones owned by Japanese will have better service.

My observation is that MP business is good. Like 102 which is the more expensive one, the customer only have choice of 60 minutes or less during weekends, and there are other places eliminate the 2 hours option so they can serve more customers.

In the last few years, many start to offer more jacuzzi rooms and air mattress so it becomes more like soapy so they are taking business away from soapy

As for real estate, just my personal opinion, I want an address on Sukhumvit so I only look at those that are on Sukhumvit and there are many available. Bloomberg reported there are 100 K empty condos in Bangkok. The economy is hurting everyone including builder so they don't have advantage. Who else can you rent an old multi-stories building to that is doing well and utilize the whole building. If you view it from the landlord's perspective it is not a bad business in this case and you probably don't want to sell during economy downturn.

I'm not talking about local Thais; I'm talking about local expats. Some of the shops that cater to the Japanese are a bit busy on weekends, but don't do to well on the weekdays. Asian guys go golfing and then hit the oilies together or hit them after happy hour on Friday.

[BackpackBrian]

Soi 11 places are (were?) basically knocking shops. They aren't technically ripoff venues (you only pay what you agree to), but offer poor value and experience. You get a basic wham-bam quickie session in crappy facilities (no privacy, no proper shower) for a price that needs to be negotiated and typically ends up between 2000-3000 baht for FS when you count the massage fee. Now, wham-bam has its place, but I'd rather go to a low-end brothel where the deal is 100% clear, no bullshit, and pay 600-1000 baht for the same thing.

Not sure about other places, it's certainly NOT safe to assume every massage shop in a tourist area offers FS.

Hi Crocodilexp,

How do I know the difference between a wham-bam place and a low-end brothel where I know what I'm getting? I'd prefer the later.

Ex. I've been to many FKK's in Germany and know what I'm getting right when I walk in, can you name a few places in Bangkok?

Are they the soapy massage houses? What do I google or look for online, so I have a list to reference when I get to Bangkok?

[Nounce]

Locals are not allowed in the oilies like Bamboo or SW or the ones in soi 24, only foreigners can enter and be serviced in these shops.

Locals can go in the regular Thai massage places but I doubt they are being asked for any sexual service their.

I think they can go in the soapies though.

I've been frequenting some of the Japanese shops, owned by Japanese, and didn't notice a better service there.

If some places eliminate the 2 hours option, I don't think it's to serve more customers unless the girl is a real superstar there. What I've heard from some girls in different shops is that they don't really like being booked 2 hours because they've got to work longer but doesn't get more money than when they are being booked 1 hour. I always take 2 hours when it's on the book, so I've heard that quite some times.

Lastly the jacuzzi and air mattress stuff doesn't take any customers from the soapies in my opinion except maybe for a shop like Doki, where girls are said to be skilled. Other shops offer them as a VIP package in order to give a better environnment and consistantly up the price but the girls are clueless most of the time.

I think you misinterpret what I mean about the locals. I use my example to explain why we report things differently. It is because we report based on what we see so everyone is right based on his own experience.

What I see is the shop makes more money with 10 one hour sessions than 5 two hours sessions, and only during weekend the two hours session disappears. If you look at 102, they have more girls than they have rooms. Now they have session that is very short so they can squeeze in more customers to make even more money. Again, no one is universally right or wrong, this is based on my experience and observation.

Same goes for the Japanese owner, if we go to different places, we will have different conclusion. I know one shop that the Japanese owner knows how to do online marketing and he has better looking girls but the service is not as good.

[GrapeMan]

I have never seen any locals in the ones I frequent but that does not mean locals don't go to oilies. So it depends on shops. Japanese has magazines and web sites cover oilies. One example is g-diary. You won't even see farangs in many of the shops listed and never mentioned on ISG. Usually these and the ones owned by Japanese will have better service.

My observation is that MP business is good. Like 102 which is the more expensive one, the customer only have choice of 60 minutes or less during weekends, and there are other places eliminate the 2 hours option so they can serve more customers.

In the last few years, many start to offer more jacuzzi rooms and air mattress so it becomes more like soapy so they are taking business away from soapy
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I don't know much about the japanese MPs, but my understanding was they were the same as any generic MPs as the farang ones, they just catered to the japanese audience directly. There's a whole world of travel in BKK that is a very narrow segment aimed at japanese people that doesn't overlap with the farang / english crowd. You could be right next to a japanese hot spot, hotel, hostel, whatever, and never really know it since it only markets to japanese people.

I haven't seen them get rid of the 2 hour thing. I've never seen that at any shop. Only thing I've seen is that they try to push the 60,75, or 90 minute one instead of pushing the full 2 hours on customers. You want 2 hours, you get 2 hours and pay, done and done. None of these shops are so busy they can't do 2 hours. There's always plenty of girls there waiting around on their phones or eating on most days. Hell at the nice places like 102, they have that entire room full of like 20 ish girls, and they aren't doing anywhere enough business to not have plenty available even if they did 4 hours (although 102 does push the lesser time).

[Paolo99]

I have never seen any locals in the ones I frequent but that does not mean locals don't go to oilies. So it depends on shops. Japanese has magazines and web sites cover oilies. One example is g-diary. You won't even see farangs in many of the shops listed and never mentioned on ISG. Usually these and the ones owned by Japanese will have better service.

My observation is that MP business is good. Like 102 which is the more expensive one, the customer only have choice of 60 minutes or less during weekends, and there are other places eliminate the 2 hours option so they can serve more customers.

In the last few years, many start to offer more jacuzzi rooms and air mattress so it becomes more like soapy so they are taking business away from soapy.

Locals are not allowed in the oilies like Bamboo or SW or the ones in soi 24, only foreigners can enter and be serviced in these shops.

Locals can go in the regular Thai massage places but I doubt they are being asked for any sexual service their.

I think they can go in the soapies though.

I've been frequenting some of the Japanese shops, owned by Japanese, and didn't notice a better service there.

If some places eliminate the 2 hours option, I don't think it's to serve more customers unless the girl is a real superstar there. What I've heard from some girls in different shops is that they don't really like being booked 2 hours because they've got to work longer but doesn't get more money than when they are being booked 1 hour. I always take 2 hours when it's on the book, so I've heard that quite some times.

Lastly the jacuzzi and air mattress stuff doesn't take any customers from the soapies in my opinion except maybe for a shop like Doki, where girls are said to be skilled. Other shops offer them as a VIP package in order to give a better environnment and consistantly up the price but the girls are clueless most of the time.

[GrapeMan]

But what if I walk into a little massage shop on Sukhumvit soi 11 or some other tourist walking street? The type with a bunch of girls out in front. Will I be offered FS in those places? If so what should I expect to pay? If they are mostly rip off joints please let me know as I don't want to waste my time or money trying when I get there.

These aren't places for FS. Can you get it there? Yeah you can sometimes, not always, but sometimes, depending on the girl and shop, but they aren't setup for that and its not really their service (most girls will do at least a HJ though, but it may not be great, others will do BJ, same applies if you have a private or semi-private space, for FS, ask, but don't go in expecting it unless its already been discussed).

You can get FS though if you really want it and the girl agrees and so on. Service will be uninteresting. What you're really looking for are the usual spots-- brothels that call themselves "massage parlors".

Now, I mean if there is a girl standing out front of a random shop that you are amazed by or whatever, literally just ask her if she will do FS, see what she says, they tell you a price and done and done. Just ask. Maybe yes or no or something. I mean, if you get really desperate and she's saying no you can probably pay to get her naked and touch her but not get much more other than a HJ. YMMV on each individual girl and shop

I've gotten and been offered FS and plenty of extras at "regular" places, but I'm not going into those places for that, there are better places for it

So again, as usual, I'd recommend an actual FS place. There are plenty.

[EihTooms]

Don't know when you last visited Soi 11, but the several oily shops in front of Ambassador were gone in February. Those places used to charge 300-500 baht for the massage plus 1500 baht for sex. Lousy room, lousy service. There are still 2 or 3 shops closer to Sukhumvit, but my buddy couldn't get laid in those shops, he just got a poor massage. I haven't checked out other massage shops on Sukhumvit.

One of the massage shops closer to Sukhumvit on Soi 11 is Hollywood Waxing and Massage. Before the lockdown the girls would sit outside on folding chairs after about 7:30pm. Can't say I was struck by the irresistible attractiveness of any of them.

I never went in because I am definitely not a massage shop guy. But about a year ago I met a moderately doable girl on one of the dating sites who soon told me she works there. If she is any representation of the level of service you get there, it was abysmal. First it was No to everything; DFK, DATY, BBBJ even as mere oral foreplay and of course BBFS. I assume the usual deal in the shop is a bad massage followed with a bad Hand Job. Oh, the horror.

I did eventually fuck her out of curiosity because she kept pestering me on Line to give her another chance every time she saw me pass by the place in the evenings. It got done but it was still abysmal.

[Nounce]

I am not sure if more than 50% of customers of oilies are locals / expats. I personally rarely hit massage shops now (before), it was like once a month. Mostly shops on soi 22 and 33. I have mentioned in my previous posts how I am so disappointed with the looks of massage shop girls, old or fatties. But I agree, when I am just want to get a massage and quick release, I go to oilies.

I have never seen any locals in the ones I frequent but that does not mean locals don't go to oilies. So it depends on shops. Japanese has magazines and web sites cover oilies. One example is g-diary. You won't even see farangs in many of the shops listed and never mentioned on ISG. Usually these and the ones owned by Japanese will have better service.

My observation is that MP business is good. Like 102 which is the more expensive one, the customer only have choice of 60 minutes or less during weekends, and there are other places eliminate the 2 hours option so they can serve more customers.

In the last few years, many start to offer more jacuzzi rooms and air mattress so it becomes more like soapy so they are taking business away from soapy

As for real estate, just my personal opinion, I want an address on Sukhumvit so I only look at those that are on Sukhumvit and there are many available. Bloomberg reported there are 100 K empty condos in Bangkok. The economy is hurting everyone including builder so they don't have advantage. Who else can you rent an old multi-stories building to that is doing well and utilize the whole building. If you view it from the landlord's perspective it is not a bad business in this case and you probably don't want to sell during economy downturn.

[Gargano19]

And many of us that use the shops are not the least bit interested in outcall. We are locals and want a place we can go to, take care of things, and leave. I would imagine that at least 50% of the business for oilies comes from locals. It's probably more.

I am not sure if more than 50% of customers of oilies are locals / expats. I personally rarely hit massage shops now (before), it was like once a month. Mostly shops on soi 22 and 33. I have mentioned in my previous posts how I am so disappointed with the looks of massage shop girls, old or fatties. But I agree, when I am just want to get a massage and quick release, I go to oilies.

[HorseTrader]

Soi 11 places are (were?) basically knocking shops. They aren't technically ripoff venues (you only pay what you agree to), but offer poor value and experience. You get a basic wham-bam quickie session in crappy facilities (no privacy, no proper shower) for a price that needs to be negotiated and typically ends up between 2000-3000 baht for FS when you count the massage fee. Now, wham-bam has its place, but I'd rather go to a low-end brothel where the deal is 100% clear, no bullshit, and pay 600-1000 baht for the same thing.

Not sure about other places, it's certainly NOT safe to assume every massage shop in a tourist area offers FS.

Don't know when you last visited Soi 11, but the several oily shops in front of Ambassador were gone in February. Those places used to charge 300-500 baht for the massage plus 1500 baht for sex. Lousy room, lousy service. There are still 2 or 3 shops closer to Sukhumvit, but my buddy couldn't get laid in those shops, he just got a poor massage. I haven't checked out other massage shops on Sukhumvit.

[Stykler]

Soi 11 places are (were?) basically knocking shops.

As you alluded to, they've gone.