Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Traveller China]

Called Mango the other day, enquiring who would be available for outcall later that evening. Cherry, who has until now evaded me, was gone for a long-term residency with a punter and was not even in Bangkok. Well, someone, somewhere is on wobbly legs and a perma-grin on his face.As they listed the girls available I was cross-checking on their homepage. Pop was a name I found strangely apt, as it was exactly what I intended to do. On the webpage she comes across as a 21-year old energizer bunny. When she knocked on the door, she came as a 26-year old mother with quite a bit of flab around the mid-section. Oh, and Pop "can not do backside". Oh well...We got cracking, and Pop has a good head on her shoulders. An interesting dynamic built up where she was clearly worried about getting popped, so she would BJ me to within a sliver of a second from explosion and then do tongue-play. I was wondering how she could sense with such precision that I was about to unleash volleys of white soldiers. Could it be from my swiftening breathing, tensing of all muscles and exclamations of pleasure?That sounded plausible to me, so I called upon my meditative training, relaxed completely and controlled my breathing - not an easy thing to do when every cell in your body is in an excited state. The decoy did seem to work, and she resumed working with a technique which worked very well for me. Doing my mental "Om mani padme hum", I soon translated it into "Om my penis cum" and ambushed her.She was a good trooper initially, until my volume breached her defenses and she had to let it go, dribbling all over while the last soldiers surged forth onto the hill of her nose and staked their territory. At that, she pulled back, forced a smile onto her lips and ran to the shower. Unforgettable.She did return and got me going again, but after such a volley, I would need more than 10 minutes to recover. I sent her off after 2 hours, having completed a BJ lasting well over 45 minutes and having received a soothing tit-massage to ensure sweet dreams.Maybe not the greatest out there, but Pop at least lives up to her name.

[Chrisde99]

It was a Sunday afternoon. I wanted to see if Emmy my favorite masseuse in Geisha was available. It was my lucky day. I headed to Geisha and was welcomed by the Mamasan at the door. I was offered a drink(cold tea) and Emmy was called. She came in her submissive gait and led me to the base of the stairs where she seated me, undid my sandals, gave me a pair of bathroom slippers and led me to the second floor. The room was neat and clean with a very low bed and a cushion on the floor for seating. I sat down and she excused herself but returned promptly in about 2 minutes with her working basket. She then led me to the shower where she gave me a good erotic wash with my cock well taken care off. She then wiped me dry and led me to the bed and said 'shower' and went for her wash.I was lying on my face down. She started massaging my legs and back with lotion. It was heavenly. I almost felt asleep. After a good 20 minutes she asked me to turn around. There was no massage now. She was all attention to my cock, balls and inner thighs. She was literally making love to it. Licking the length of my cock, licking my balls and inner thighs. She did things to my cock with her slippery hands which made me feel extremely good. She then came up licking my tummy, chest and ended it with DFK. Now she placed a condom without my knowledge and started riding me. Before that she placed my hand in her pussy showing me how wet she was for me. She rode me for some time as I played with her tits(a bit saggy but firm). I pulled her to me to kiss her as she rode me. I had to take her doggy. And did. Wow it felt good as I spanked her while fucking her. This also went on for some time. Then it was on to missionary and soon she said she was cumming. I couldn't stop and continued, her moans and screams turning me on. She inserted a finger in to my asshole massaging it. Something I have not experienced before while fucking. It was mindblowing. When I came it felt great.She then removed the condom cleaned me and did some gentle massage. This girl knows how to treat a man. By the time another round of shower was over it was 2 hours! Paid her 1500 and went down. Mamasan said there was a 10% discount as I had come early. So paid her 900 and left feeling like a king.Highly recommended.

[Michelangelo]

I decided to check out Mango on Friday night. As with a lot of the MPs, I had my doubts that it was still open as it was around 11:30 pm. But low and behold a babe opens the door and tells me to come in as I am passing by. The receptionist tells me the fees and then tells me they are due upon exit, a good start indeed. Pleasantly, the shower was quite sensous. I started to get the idea that this was going to be memorable. This chick had skills and a pretty good rack to boot. The oily she imparted on me was really good. The slipping and sliding using her body against mine made me want her and want her now. Now thats the way it should be!. After the oily she tells me to turn over and slowly worked her way up and down me and finally stopping at the point where her nice nipples ended up in my mouth. Whew! After a couple of minutes of this she proceeded to give me a BBBJ. Noticing that I was nice and hard she asked if I would like a condem now. Cowboy to missionary position and it was all over. This place sure had the hallmarks of Tulip and I later found out it is the same owners. God bless them.

And what was the name of this girl?

[11Bravo]

Frustrated, I decided to go Patpong and check out the Kangroo Club to get the release that I now needed pretty badly. Oh man was I not disappointed over there. They advertise the best BJ in the area...

Certainly truth in advertising, as long as you define area as "within 20m".Not to say Kangaroo is "bad", it's just "minor league". Next time, step up to the majors at the SOL...BTW: Some nice FR's on some under-reported places.

[Voyager1]

it was saturday and the evening was hot and muggy. a thunderstorm was definately on its way. i had passed out at 2:00 in the afternoon and awoke at 8:00 pm. i did my background search as to which club i was going to tonight. at 9:30 i headed over to the emporium food court to grab a bite and as luck would haveit the mall announcer anounces that it is closing in 15 minutes. so much for supper. i wanted something more then a mp, and given the circumstances, preferably somewhere where food was available so i decided on lebella. got on the bts and transferred to the mrt at asoke toward pitchaburi exit and onto din deng road. as i entered this place i noticed a porche was parked right infront of this huge complex. my anticipation started to rise. this was no mere tiny mp but an entertainment complex! i got seated infront of the fish bowl. the mamasan tells me the price is 2400 b which i thought was quite reasonable for place this size. i then ordered food and started chatting with the papasan. just for the record i asked again about how much the prices were and he contradicted the mamasan and proceeded to tell me the cheapest was 3600b going all of the way up to 4700b. wtf! i did not know what to say. the babes were hot but...now my value justification sense kicked in and i started to have second thoughts. i thought about it for about 20 minutes and then was informed that the place closes at 11:00 pm. it was now 10:30. after finishing my food i decided to leave as the price did not justify the remaining time. it was now 11:30 and naturally very little was being offered in bangkok mps. by the time i reached soi 24 every light was off. to add to the misery it had started pouring.determined, i made my way over to soi 33 hoping something would be available to help me with my situation. it was at 1:30 am on soi 33 that i found dream massage. a girl dressed in school uniform peeks her head out and invites me to come in. could this be the saviour of this night? my expectation were low as no real reviews have been done on this place. but, given the hour, wtf! in i went. going through the book the receptionist kept pointing to a girl that she wanted me to have. her sales pitch kept getting a giggle out of the girl next to the desk. i got the feeling that not too much was on tap. agreeing on the girl up the stairs we went. again, i figured this girl is probably worn out, being sat and late. on the contrary, this was a 24 yr old isan girl with petite body and at least a c cup. not bad, not bad at all. i got the sense my luck was changing. after the shower, the lights go out. she brings in a candle and proceeds to do the oily under the candlelight. to my surprise this was quite soothing and calming. midway through the session the lights come back on at which time i started to get a hj. the hj she proceeded to give me indicated to me that this girl had skills. at times it was even better then a bj! she proceeded to give me a slow cbj. onto cowboy which was followed by a nice and deep missionary to completion. boy had my luck changed. what were the odds that at this time i would have a session of this calibre without using escorts and the like. off the record she told me that i was the only customer all day. what a pity. it seems to me that a little more attention needs to be paid to this place. help this place out brothers! you wont be dissapointed

[Voyager1]

I decided to check out Mango on Friday night. As with a lot of the MPs, I had my doubts that it was still open as it was around 11:30 pm. But low and behold a babe opens the door and tells me to come in as I am passing by. The receptionist tells me the fees and then tells me they are due upon exit, a good start indeed. Pleasantly, the shower was quite sensous. I started to get the idea that this was going to be memorable. This chick had skills and a pretty good rack to boot. The oily she imparted on me was really good. The slipping and sliding using her body against mine made me want her and want her now. Now thats the way it should be!. After the oily she tells me to turn over and slowly worked her way up and down me and finally stopping at the point where her nice nipples ended up in my mouth. Whew! After a couple of minutes of this she proceeded to give me a BBBJ. Noticing that I was nice and hard she asked if I would like a condem now. Cowboy to missionary position and it was all over. This place sure had the hallmarks of Tulip and I later found out it is the same owners. God bless them.

[Voyager1]

So I decided to try out Paradise Soi 26 on Sunday, after reading some of the reviews on this site. The picture book sure looked promising at the front desk. I wanted a babe with the a nice rack and hopefully with skills as reviewed. At least that is what I thought I was getting after making the selection. The girl that showed up in the room was pretty but a bit of a disappointment in the rack department. Chalk one up for the Photoshop boys. After we get into the room I realize that we have company as the room had a pappa roach running up and down the floor. Pointing this out only made the girl giggle. At this point I have to say the ambience was not the greatest. Regardless, she did have nice behind and I started to concenterate on that. After the washup the massage was okay. As I had taken the 1 hour package, a rush job was in progress. I was looking forward to the doogy position. However attempting that, it was obviously not on the menu as she kept wanting to move into the missonary. After about 15 min of this I called it quits blaming jet lag. So no BBBJ and cim were offered. I think this place has changed from the original review.Frustrated, I decided to go Patpong and check out the Kangroo Club to get the release that I now needed pretty badly. Oh man was I not disappointed over there. They advertise the best BJ in the area, and they certainly demonstrated it. The babe over there asked if I wanted a CBJ. Hell no, I said to her. The girl next to here said give me 5 minutes and it will be all over. Having gone through the session, I really believe her. I lasted about 15 min before I blew my mind. God I love Bangkok!

[Noodleman]

I don?t know any around there, it is not really the kind of area for that. But there are a Skytrain and a Subway station close to the market and it will only take about 20 minutes to get down to Sukhumvit from there, so anything like Tulip, Annies or many other place around that area would be easy enough to reach and much better quality than anything you would expect around the market.

Thanks dude, looks like that will be my best bet. I'll just tell her I'm taking some gifts back to the hotel so that I can carry more.

[Meryl]

Does anybody know of any decent massage spots near Chatuchak Market?

I don?t know any around there, it is not really the kind of area for that. But there are a Skytrain and a Subway station close to the market and it will only take about 20 minutes to get down to Sukhumvit from there, so anything like Tulip, Annies or many other place around that area would be easy enough to reach and much better quality than anything you would expect around the market.

[Natloz]

I'm a frequent visitor at the other massage shops on soi 26, but hadn't tried Paradise yet, although I've had many good experience at Thonglor massage just next door.I remedied to that the other day. Only 3 of their 9 rooms were available, and about 15 girls to choose from. I choose one Ta for a 90 min session. Prices are a bit steeper than other places but only 100 or 200 baht more.Ta was a pretty young thing, and apparently didn't need any photoshopping on her pic: cute and quite distinctive face, firm round natural tits and a perky round ass. Pleasant and relaxed attitude. The huge turn off was two horrible black and blue marks on her sternum and left hip where she'd just had tatoo removal procedure the day before. They looked painful as hell. Anyway, the massage and the subsequent service were good, if just a bit on the mechanical side, I'll still do a repeat visit in a few weeks when she is fully recovered.

[Bangkok Xx Bob]

Candy does seem to make a habit of this though. She is far too often 'too tired' and it does seem many of us are 'too big'.

[Mouse1]

I asked for anal, was rejected a few times so I thought these chicks can't handle farang size they shouldn't be putting A+ on their profile.

I guess there are girls that love it, girls that will do it, and girls that would rather not but will agree on a good day if you are not too big...Sounds like she was the third category. Can't blame her for calling herself A+, but I guess you won't be going back to see her!

[Traveller China]

Had Ice over to my room not too long ago, eager to see what her recent upgrade would look like in real life. The knock on the door comes and I open and Ice is standing there beaming.A good 90 seconds later, I'm getting a BBBJ. She did not waste time. Afterwards she stripped and showered and I got to see the goodies.Ummmm. I may be a minority, but her new tits are nowhere near as nice as her original ones. These are kind of... Floppy? Dangly?Servicewise she is great, and she kept me up-and-at-'em for well over two hours, everything included. But I now wish she hadn't gone for the upgrade.One last thing: I don't know who the crazy f****r was who bit her earlier in the day. But it is a huge turn-off to see that someone bit her to the point of bleeding. Guys, get real and treat them well.

[Thulolado]

Made my first visit to Paradise on soi 26 - next door to Thonglor. Overall, I think this is the tops for the oily or teen style massage. Great line-up and clean and well-decorated atmosphere. Some think the price is pretty steep, with their all-up-front system, but it runs about the same as other oily places. The line up is pretty impressive for the places around soi 26, probably because they cater to Japanese clientele. I wound up with 'Nadia' and she was pretty close to the picture in the book - doesn't seem to be much photoshopping involved. Service was great, though pretty Japanese in style, if you know my drift. Body to body, rimming, BBBJ, etc. Overall, an hour and a half for the basic room put me back Bt. 2100 and I think it was good value for money.

[Noodleman]

Does anybody know of any decent massage spots near Chatuchak Market? My girlfriend and I are heading to Bangkok in December and I'm hoping to sneak away for an hour or so to get in a good one. Haven't tried the soapy or oily massage before, so that sounds pretty damn tempting. I hope to give some decent reports while I'm there.Thanks to all and happy mongering.