Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Cheapy]

Stayed in Chinatown at White Orchid Hotel on Yaowaraj Road. Good value and only about a block from the local full service massage parlor.It's located in an ally on the right side of the Shanghai Mansion Hotel. If you go at night, look for the Chistmas lights. In the ally and at the entrance of Texas, there may be local working girls, going for 500b plus another 200b for short time room/tips etc. Not affiliated with Texas.As you follow the Texas Massage signs you will pass a bar and a couple of pool tables. Great place for a few guys to meet, drink, shoot pool and get laid.The fishtank has only about 3/4 girls in the afternoon and maybe 7/8 in the evening. Prices start at 1500b for 1 1/2 hr. Always a young spinner featured by the entrance for 1800b.I had Lek (from Chiang Rai), about 19, 4'10" 80 lbs. Great body and good performer. She gave me a full body wash in a big tub in the room. Good lighting, large bed and mirror. Good covered BJ and all positions. No anal.Good alternative for the obscene prices in Sukhumwit, a 100b taxi ride away.EDITOR'S NOTE: I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here for more information.

[Mouse1]

I was a regular of a joint in Sukhumvit soi 33. Now listen what happened a few weeks ago. After I cummed, the gal carefully took off the condom, without spoiling any sperm. Then she told me to wait and with the condom and cum inside it, she went out of the room and stayed away for about 5 minutes. When she returned she said with a nervous smile on her face that she throw away my babies.No maybe I am a sick paranoid but one day later I rethought her strange behaviour; neither she nor any other gal ever did this before. Does this mean that after 9 months she e-mails me writing to send money for my new-born child? I feel rather uncomfortable since this happened.

I'm not advocating dodging one's responsibilities (not that it applies in this case), but unless she has your home address and some sort of leverage against you, like knowing your wife or business, then there is not a lot she can do. Since she probably knows this, I can't see her doing anything stupid which would just leave her with an extra mouth to feed.But stranger things have happened...

[Member #3428]

i am not an expert in [CodeWord125], but i strongly doubt a raper will do "his job" using a condom!on principle a raper leaves on the victim also physical signs of abuse, not the case, in most cases, of sex between consenting people.there could always be the case the girl "consents" to the act to avoid further physical troubles. but i am also confident police knows how to read through the matter. stil being accused of [CodeWord123] (and not having done it) might not be the best experience in life!

no kidding but claiming she said "no" and i continued would be a charge against me and i never said i fell for it. the girl was not mentally all there, married and she ended up slashing my truck tires.... now anyone wonder why i stick to asians for the last 20 years or so...

[BionicMan]

I was a regular of a joint in Sukhumvit soi 33. Now listen what happened a few weeks ago. After I cummed, the gal carefully took off the condom, without spoiling any sperm. Then she told me to wait and with the condom and cum inside it, she went out of the room and stayed away for about 5 minutes. When she returned she said with a nervous smile on her face that she throw away my babies.No maybe I am a sick paranoid but one day later I rethought her strange behaviour; neither she nor any other gal ever did this before. Does this mean that after 9 months she e-mails me writing to send money for my new-born child? I feel rather uncomfortable since this happened.

Not sick paranoid, but jsut a little bit too much overthinking!Take it easy mate, she might just have her own humour!

[BionicMan]

only happened to me in usa a girl did that same thing but she kept the condom actually and later threatened to call the cops and claim [CodeWord123] if i didn't pay up more. personally, i think you are just paranoid. she probably washed or shit or or something...

i am not an expert in [CodeWord125], but i strongly doubt a raper will do "his job" using a condom!on principle a raper leaves on the victim also physical signs of abuse, not the case, in most cases, of sex between consenting people.there could always be the case the girl "consents" to the act to avoid further physical troubles. but i am also confident police knows how to read through the matter. stil being accused of [CodeWord123] (and not having done it) might not be the best experience in life!

[Member #3428]

She will soon graduate to being "pretty enough" to work at Annies in the fishbowl. LOL

OK we've had our go around's but I gotta give you kuddo's this got me laughing...

[Member #3428]

after i cummed, the gal carefully took off the condom, without spoiling any sperm. then she told me to wait and with the condom and cum inside it, she went out of the room and stayed away for about 5 minutes.

only happened to me in usa a girl did that same thing but she kept the condom actually and later threatened to call the cops and claim [CodeWord123] if i didn't pay up more. personally, i think you are just paranoid. she probably washed or shit or or something...

[Fon Tok]

Hmm, I thought what Soccer Mate wrote was pretty reasonable and accurate, too. I've been in his shoes exactly and thought the same thing about Rin (that is, I was a repeat customer who thought the last time that she's suddenly aged in appearance quite a bit from past times, moving her out of older 'MILF' range)...While you take him to task, Tansak says what is essentially Soccer Mate's point, and you're suddenly agreeable to the point made...Well, I'm not entrenched on this board either (I post more frequently on a different one), so I guess I'll get slapped down, too. I just didn't think SM was out of line with what he said and your rebuke was unfair; instead it was exactly what I had experienced also. But, that's great she's still okay for you.

I thought I would stir things up on a dull day by jumping on SM's report (nothing personal, mind you). I did agree with SM that she was looking older, etc. ("...No one here has ever said that Rin was not older, and her mature looks may not be to everyone's tastes"). This is not news as it has been reported a number of times here recently. My point was that if you don't like someone's looks, which you do see right off the bat when you walk in the door, go somewhere else. However, his comment was generally negative and I felt it was reasonable on my part to offer an alternative view as I was just there, too. Sure, Hana is a tattered old shop on a back alley soi with one famous, older provider who specializes in testicular massage. Rin? You either like her for what she does, or you don't.Tansak? He turned me on to apple cider vinegar and is my new hero!

[The Pro]

She will soon graduate to being "pretty enough" to work at Annies in the fishbowl. LOL

Finding no other ball massage's available, I ventured to the soi 22 and find Rin yet again. She seems to have aged considerably and no amount of make up brings her back to the MILF status- she seems to have graduated to the "grandma i might not love to f**K" over a space of few months. Business seems to be tough as well- as there were no other girls in her parlor, no customary drinks on arrival amongst other changes I noticed. The ball massage was alrite- but I think its time for her to give way to some younger blood.

[Satrai2000]

I was a regular of a joint in Sukhumvit soi 33. Now listen what happened a few weeks ago. After I cummed, the gal carefully took off the condom, without spoiling any sperm. Then she told me to wait and with the condom and cum inside it, she went out of the room and stayed away for about 5 minutes. When she returned she said with a nervous smile on her face that she throw away my babies.No maybe I am a sick paranoid but one day later I rethought her strange behaviour; neither she nor any other gal ever did this before. Does this mean that after 9 months she e-mails me writing to send money for my new-born child? I feel rather uncomfortable since this happened.

[Satrai2000]

Sabai Sabai is not what it used to be. Been patronizing this joint since about 5 years. In the past there were some pretty/OK girls. However, after returning to SabaiSabai after 4 months I did not see any attractive girl at all. Worse, when I entered the shop, the (new) girls seemed kind of scared. I thanked the owner and got out as fast as I could.

[David 2]

Finding no other ball massage's available, I ventured to the soi 22 and find Rin yet again. She seems to have aged considerably and no amount of make up brings her back to the MILF status- she seems to have graduated to the "grandma i might not love to f**K" over a space of few months. Business seems to be tough as well- as there were no other girls in her parlor, no customary drinks on arrival amongst other changes I noticed. The ball massage was alrite- but I think its time for her to give way to some younger blood.

Boy do I agree with your post. I was there last month and she looks NOTHING like her photo on the website. That pic is probably at least 15 years old. I found the place dingy, dirty, and the sheets and towels all had big holes in them. She actually cut my unit with one of her sharp fangs while she was giving me a BBBJ. I felt a sharp pain, and when I looked down, I saw blood all over. At first I thought she might have just gotten her period, but it was MY blood. Apparently I'm not the first client that she did that to, because she knew right away what happened, and suggested I go see a doctor ASAP. You bet I did. Fortunately some antibiotic cream and a week of abstinance cured my condition. Sure could have been a lot worse.

[Dr Poosey]

Do the other woman working at Rin's place give similar, if less skilled, service? Maybe it is about time that I find this place and give it a try.

I only went with one. That was one year ago. I don't remember her name but she speaks fluent english. Nice looks (8/10) and very GFE. I can't say if the massage was good because we skipped that part.If she still works there it wouldn't be hard to find her I guess. Not all the ladies there speak english.

[Tricky3000]

Let's see...seven ISG reports in the past six years on ISG. (2 from BKK and one was a question), and you're an expert? Before you go diss'ing one of Bangkok's (and some ISGer's) favorite institutions, maybe you ought to write some reports on your Bangkok mongering. ...Don't sheepishly walk upstairs, have an "alrite" experience, and then use this board to whine about it afterward.

Hmm, I thought what Soccer Mate wrote was pretty reasonable and accurate, too. I've been in his shoes exactly and thought the same thing about Rin (that is, I was a repeat customer who thought the last time that she's suddenly aged in appearance quite a bit from past times, moving her out of older 'MILF' range).While you take him to task, Tansak says what is essentially Soccer Mate's point, and you're suddenly agreeable to the point made.Well, I'm not entrenched on this board either (I post more frequently on a different one), so I guess I'll get slapped down, too. I just didn't think SM was out of line with what he said and your rebuke was unfair; instead it was exactly what I had experienced also. But, that's great she's still okay for you.

[Member #3428]

Why don't you stop by Hana and discuss Rin's retirement, and her training a competent replacement, next time you're in town?

Last time I was there I took my GF to learn techniques, and can still get a half way acceptable service from the ex GF when I want it from a lady under 25 years old, good body tone, ok face, and incredible sexual energy. I just wish Ball Massage at the level of service Rin offers was offered at more places and so far I have yet to find anyone with Rin's ability. I'm sure when she reaches the stage she can't get it going she'll hang back and continue to teach others in her shop for a cut of the action (she was fine that I brought the gf and helped her learn). I suspect up until now, she still has enough senior citizens using her services that she doesn't feel the need to give up her only income source. She does have the market cornered right now. It's unfortunate the younger generation of punters won't or probably won't get to appreciate her expertise when she was younger. In other words, she's got you by the balls....