Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[New Magic]

I've 12 hours stop-over in BKK and then I am off to Phuket. This is my first visit to Thailand (and Asia). I want to try Soapy Massage (I've seen some soapy massage porn videos) in which gir gives you a soapy tub massage, then takes you on an inflatable mattress, and massages you with oil and pretty much has full-sex with you. I hear there are a lot of those places in BKK. But I am not sure which one to pick. Can you give me just two suggestions:1. Which hotel to stay at for 12 hours (preferably close to Massage place)2. Which massage place to go to and which girl to pick (I think you've to choose a number).My total budget (including hotel, food, massage, and then taxi back to airport) is 4000 Bahts

[Escort Fan]

Thanks for your tip guys.NicFrenchy your methodical approach is impressive.So anyone knows a place which could feel like the premium service one can get in Macau?

[Dan7373]

....Anyway I ignored the recommandations and picked up number 7, because she kept smiling at me (I know i'm easy) but in a fishbowl is a girl looks not concerned, or avoids looking at you as if she was praying ? please don't pick me ? isn't very arousing!...

I found from my experience that it's best to pick the massage lady who smiles at you the most and tries to get your attention more than other ladies try. Because she has already made up her mind that she wants to do you. She is already in the mood for it. And during your massage session with her, she will most likely welcome you with open legs better than any other lady will.Basically you need to let the ladies pick you and not just you pick them. Because ladies have their own likes and dislikes. Not every man appeals equally to them. And if you end up with a lady whose type you are not. Then your experience with her probably won't be that good due to the lack of chemistry between the two of you.I usually spend some time in front of the fishbowl ladies looking them over but not choosing. Until some of the ladies begin smiling at me and making eye contract with me. And I pick a lady who looks enthusiastic to go with me. The lady who picks me like this isn't always the best looking. But she isn't the worst looking either. And the main thing is that I usually end up having chemistry with such lady right from the beginning. It does turn me on to be with a lady who I know likes me in some way. And I've never yet been disappointed with such a lady in bed. When the lady is in the mood. Then she is sure to do you good.

[NicFrenchy]

they surely mean dirty things as putting your fingers in the nostrils,for instance! LOL

In thailand?? damn, fingers up the nostrils are very very common! girls love to do that, so much so that it's considered a professional sport

[BionicMan]

In addition to my report, I forgot to mention something funny I saw.Above the bed was written in thai & english "please refrain from vice activities". Funny, not sure what they meant by that.

they surely mean dirty things as putting your fingers in the nostrils,for instance! LOL

[BionicMan]

....The best thing to do is to ask for a Body massage + BJ (cost: 1,000), let her give you a blowjob for as long as you like and then ask her to remove her panties so that you can fuck her (for a 500 thb more of course).All in all, you will still end up paying 1,500 thb but you will have had a long blowjob to start that technique works very well for me....

That is being a real professional monger) chapeau!

[Rocksoff]

Bottom line: Is it bizarre? Yes, it's a pretty wacky system. Rare? Not at all. This is exactly how kapoo massage works.

Heh, yeah :-) Once I figured out that this is really it, I more or less stopped going. The girls are sometimes really cute, but it doesn't satify me ..

[NicFrenchy]

Last year I was imposed some ugly girl, the new management allowed me to choose which is a plus, however at 2 or 3PM the choice was rather limited (like 4 girls max.), so I went for ? Bell ?.

Some Oilies will assign you a lady right away if they see you are a newbie or a shy guy. Contrary to what people think, many guys can't be bothered to choose or simply don't know better.You're the customer, if they do something that you are not pleased about, say so. They will quickly change to make sure you are happy.

She started with an oil massage, (I took the 1, 5hcourse at 600 baths). I guess I should have picked the 1h one, because the massage itself was rather boring.After a while I asked her to remove her top because I really felt ridiculous being naked while she was dressed. Also she had just finished my legs and was massaging in the middle and avoiding (with a certain talent) to touch my jewels. Frustrating to say the least

You don't have to go through the massage part. I know it might sound strange but in these kind of places, "massage" is just a front, these places are brothels. Just tell the girl you don't want a massage (they can't massage for shit anyways) and go right to the Full sex part.

When I asked her to remove her top she said ? 2000 for everything ?. Either I was ripped off (as I remembered the price to be 1500 or the prices have raised.) anyway I was too tensed to negociate.

Just tell her the price is 1,500 not 2,000 and if she says no, then just tell her "ok, no special". She will very quickly come to her senses and agree to the 1,500. I don't think these girls get anything from the massage fee so they rely on extras as base salary.Maybe all she had before you were HJ @ 500 and she needed some more cash... Thai logic: if less customers, up the price so as not to lose revenue.

? Everything ?, turn out to be limited with Bell, she doesn't kiss, she does CBJ (which I hate and it really last 30 seconds), and the she mounted me and moved fast to finish the deed.

ok, yes, a lot of girls do that. I also find this to be VERY annoying especially because I am a blowjob enthusiast.The best thing to do is to ask for a Body massage + BJ (cost: 1,000), let her give you a blowjob for as long as you like and then ask her to remove her panties so that you can fuck her (for a 500 thb more of course).All in all, you will still end up paying 1,500 thb but you will have had a long blowjob to start that technique works very well for me.

Also I think I don't handle the MP routine very well, so maybe you guys can help me out, do you have to wait for the massage part to end until she asks you if you want the ? special ? to get her undressed or do you tell her as soon as the session starts?

If you go to a massage/brothel place (like DELUXURY) then ask the girl to join you in the shower (naked of course). She will ask you if you want special, just say yes. I can understand why girls don't want to shower adn foreplay in the shower for guys who will end up just asking for a HJ.Anyway, make it clear that you are not there for the massage, start things right from the shower and then move on to the bed for a one hour fuck session... no massage needed.If the girl does not want to comply, smile adn tell her to get dressed, that you want to try another girl that will make you happy. She will have 2 choices: give you the service you will pay for or leave with zero.You can call me a bastard, but I don't care how cute the lady is adn I am not a white night here to save the ladies. They are prostitutes and it's a business, a service for which I pay for. Yes, I am nice to them but they have to also be nice and not pull the sentimental crap on me (it doesn't work anymore anyway) It's your money so make sure you make the most of it, don't let the girls cut corners... many will take advantage if they see you are weak so be careful.

[The Pro]

You have to remember that certain people get "special" treatment for their write ups on internet Forums.If you pressure NicFrenchy (not that you would) you might find he tells the proprietors of the places that he will write them a good report, or mentioned them in a good way. Therefore, the way he is treated is not always what you will get. De-Luxury is hit and miss and often its a miss.You would be far better trying Mango in Soi 24, or Tulip at Thong Lor BTS, or Snow White on Soi 24/1 or Angles on Soi 24/1.(Sukhumvit Road numbering goes Soi 24, then some way up Sukhumvit is Soi 24/1 before not long after that Soi 26)To get to Si 24 just jump on the BTS at Asoke and stop at the next stop, Phrom Prong BTS. Odd number sois are on one side, the even numbers are on the same side as Emporium shopping centre.The majority of the best oil places are all around Soi 24, Soi 24/1 and Soi 26.

Just arrived in BKK. It's been a while. Almost a year since my last visit. As i'm staying at the westin tonight (soi 19) I thought I might visit that MP at the left on this soi, I remember going there last year following NicFrenchy recommandation, it had a different name last year, I can't remember the old name but the new name is ? de luxury ?.I remember my frist session there last year was a bit lame, so I might have better luck this time. Last year I was imposed some ugly girl, the new management allowed me to choose which is a plus, however at 2 or 3PM the choice was rather limited (like 4 girls max.), so I went for ? Bell ?.She a petite thai, she doesn't speak english at all, and she has trouble to look at you in the eyes, she's either a newcomer or a shy girl. Or possibily both.She started with an oil massage, (I took the 1, 5hcourse at 600 baths). I guess I should have picked the 1h one, because the massage itself was rather boring.After a while I asked her to remove her top because I really felt ridiculous being naked while she was dressed. Also she had just finished my legs and was massaging in the middle and avoiding (with a certain talent) to touch my jewels. Frustrating to say the leastWhen I asked her to remove her top she said ? 2000 for everything ?. Either I was ripped off (as I remembered the price to be 1500 or the prices have raised.) anyway I was too tensed to negociate.? Everything ?, turn out to be limited with Bell, she doesn't kiss, she does CBJ (which I hate and it really last 30 seconds), and the she mounted me and moved fast to finish the deed.Frankly it's not what I call an intercourse, I think I have masturbated using her body.I asked if any ? extras ? were possible like BBBJ, she said no ? safety ?. Fair enough.After the deed was completed, she showered and dressed and expected me to do the same despite there was a lot of time left, maybe 45 minutes out of the 90 minutes I had paid for.As the session was boring I accepted this fate dressed paid my 2K and left.I guess I won't be returning because at 600 baths + 2, 000 baths, i'd rather go to the Darling on the other side on the road. I guess i'm a soapy guy vs a MP guy.Also I think I don't handle the MP routine very well, so maybe you guys can help me out, do you have to wait for the massage part to end until she asks you if you want the ? special ? to get her undressed or do you tell her as soon as the session starts? This moment where the massage is a strick oil massage and she's dressed, it doesn't allow forplay, it doesn't allow you to set a relaxed mood of the meeting. I don't like that, while at the soapy you can have some serious fun with the ladies in the bath.? De Luxury ? is a clean place, but the limit up seems limited (the booklet only contained pic of 15 models and non was more than a 6). Considering the price I would not recommand (poor VFM) but remember it's coming from a guy who's into soapies rather than MP.While we're on the topic, do you know guys know which place in BKK would be the closest in term of services to 18 or Rio Spa in Macau, for elite body body action, fire & ice, etc. I really enjoy the macau routines! Regarding bell i'd rate her 5.5 for looks and 3 for service (no BBBJ, no kiss, no cim, doesn't help and she has as much erotism than a cow in a corn field).I guess I need to do my homework and read the posts to find good places to visit (Utopia, Nataree and La Belle are on my short list).PS: this "waiting" to be approved messages by admin is still so boring and always takes 24 hours or so.EDITOR'S NOTE: I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here for more information.

[Escort Fan]

Following my rather disapointing time at ? De Luxury ? I decide to cross shuk. And head over the darling on (almost) the opposit soi after a pit stop at the Landmark for a diner! Some things never change. Like the darling, it's still a bit worn out, the neons are still broken, about half of the letters from the word ? darling ? are lit off.But I have a sentimental attach to this soapy, probably because it's the only soapy in this part of shuk. And also because during my frist visit to Thailand that's the frist place I have visited.The papasan & mamansan are still the same, they getting quite old now, i'd say both are over 70 years old. Guess that in Thailand you work til you die unless your kids support you.The mamasan made some recommandations, I've always wondered based on what criteras they make recommandation, I mean, if they always push for the same girls, the other girls must be pissed. Wonder how that works.Anyway I ignored the recommandations and picked up number 7, because she kept smiling at me (I know i'm easy) but in a fishbowl is a girl looks not concerned, or avoids looking at you as if she was praying ? please don't pick me ? isn't very arousing!Anyway, number 7 is a late 20's girl from Chang Mai, she has enhanced breast, which is rare in Thailand from my experience, she said she's from Chang Mai and she has been working at Darling for the past nine months in order to support her parents who are 70 years old.She gave me a nice bath, lots of foreplay, very positive attitude. In order to perform an efficient routine, this girl understood that she needed to add a convincing act and some chemistry to make this work. I can say that I had fun with her in the bath, she kept similing, making jokes, etc.Then she gave me a very nice BBBJ after having played with my manhood with her feet, her hands and the rest of her body.After we moved to the bed, followed a coverd cowgirl, she ran out of breath a bit, I have to say that with a condom my stamina is very powerful and I can hold it for ages! I finally came, the sex wasn't expectionnal but it was ok, she comitted a bit, kissed me, moved her body in a very erotic way, she really earned her money and her 500 baths tip.After the deed, she decided to pamper me, she cut my nails from my toes and my hand! Professionnal job! Now I don't need to go to the salon!It was time to say good bye, I can't really say if i'll be back booking her, but I can say that I recommand her, and I recommand the Darling.Price 2500 baths (no price hike at the darling for the past 3 or 4 years nice! ) + 500 baths tip.Girl #7, BBBJ, DFK, body body in the bath, massage. Didn't ask for A level but i'd be surprised if they were available, BBFS isn't available either, she's a serious and responsible girl I guess.EDITOR'S NOTE: I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here for more information.

[Escort Fan]

In addition to my report, I forgot to mention something funny I saw.Above the bed was written in thai & english "please refrain from vice activities". Funny, not sure what they meant by that.

[Escort Fan]

Just arrived in BKK. It's been a while. Almost a year since my last visit. As i'm staying at the westin tonight (soi 19) I thought I might visit that MP at the left on this soi, I remember going there last year following NicFrenchy recommandation, it had a different name last year, I can't remember the old name but the new name is ? de luxury ?.I remember my frist session there last year was a bit lame, so I might have better luck this time. Last year I was imposed some ugly girl, the new management allowed me to choose which is a plus, however at 2 or 3PM the choice was rather limited (like 4 girls max.), so I went for ? Bell ?.She a petite thai, she doesn't speak english at all, and she has trouble to look at you in the eyes, she's either a newcomer or a shy girl. Or possibily both.She started with an oil massage, (I took the 1, 5hcourse at 600 baths). I guess I should have picked the 1h one, because the massage itself was rather boring.After a while I asked her to remove her top because I really felt ridiculous being naked while she was dressed. Also she had just finished my legs and was massaging in the middle and avoiding (with a certain talent) to touch my jewels. Frustrating to say the leastWhen I asked her to remove her top she said ? 2000 for everything ?. Either I was ripped off (as I remembered the price to be 1500 or the prices have raised.) anyway I was too tensed to negociate.? Everything ?, turn out to be limited with Bell, she doesn't kiss, she does CBJ (which I hate and it really last 30 seconds), and the she mounted me and moved fast to finish the deed.Frankly it's not what I call an intercourse, I think I have masturbated using her body.I asked if any ? extras ? were possible like BBBJ, she said no ? safety ?. Fair enough.After the deed was completed, she showered and dressed and expected me to do the same despite there was a lot of time left, maybe 45 minutes out of the 90 minutes I had paid for.As the session was boring I accepted this fate dressed paid my 2K and left.I guess I won't be returning because at 600 baths + 2, 000 baths, i'd rather go to the Darling on the other side on the road. I guess i'm a soapy guy vs a MP guy.Also I think I don't handle the MP routine very well, so maybe you guys can help me out, do you have to wait for the massage part to end until she asks you if you want the ? special ? to get her undressed or do you tell her as soon as the session starts? This moment where the massage is a strick oil massage and she's dressed, it doesn't allow forplay, it doesn't allow you to set a relaxed mood of the meeting. I don't like that, while at the soapy you can have some serious fun with the ladies in the bath.? De Luxury ? is a clean place, but the limit up seems limited (the booklet only contained pic of 15 models and non was more than a 6). Considering the price I would not recommand (poor VFM) but remember it's coming from a guy who's into soapies rather than MP.While we're on the topic, do you know guys know which place in BKK would be the closest in term of services to 18 or Rio Spa in Macau, for elite body body action, fire & ice, etc. I really enjoy the macau routines! Regarding bell i'd rate her 5.5 for looks and 3 for service (no BBBJ, no kiss, no cim, doesn't help and she has as much erotism than a cow in a corn field).I guess I need to do my homework and read the posts to find good places to visit (Utopia, Nataree and La Belle are on my short list).PS: this "waiting" to be approved messages by admin is still so boring and always takes 24 hours or so.EDITOR'S NOTE: I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here for more information.

[Soi Walker]

Having the girl undress requires extra payment to the girl, and you pay separately for the "upper option" and the "lower option" (yes, they use the English word "option"). The "standard" fee per option is 500 baht (so a total of 1000 baht to completely disrobe), but some shops let the girls charge whatever they want, and 1000 baht per option (so 2000 baht to get fully naked) is by no means uncommon, especially for very cute girls.Bottom line: Is it bizarre? Yes, it's a pretty wacky system. Rare? Not at all. This is exactly how kapoo massage works.

Thank you, Soilord. Your explanation is great. There truly was an error of communication. When she said 1000 upstairs and 1000 downstairs, she really meant bikini top and bikini bottom, not upstairs in the room and downstairs at the cashier's desk. BTW, IMO this is a very good forum having a valuable exchange of information.

[Sumo11]

I have had my fair share of providers there and somehow they all performed quite well but as the mamasan knows me well

Not all. LOL. I tried it in April with an 2 hour oil massage. Mamasan gave me a girl named "Pooh". The full catastrophe. LOL. Cancelled the session after one hour (no help in the shower, lousy massage and have to sent her for shower before FS.)OK, such things sometimes happened to me in other shops too. That's life, but the room was really nice and specious.I was three times in the "Best Massage" (what a name. LOL) in the 33; until now satisfied for me.

[M P Lurker]

Mick,It looks as if the Lord is next to the Emerald Hotel which is closer to the Huay Khwang Station instead of the Thai Cultural Center Station.How was the service at the Lord? Any recommendations?Canyon

Ah you are right, although not quite "next to" Emerald. Still a little walk. Although Cultural Centre MRT exits to Robinison, its still a walk to Soi 7, too. I had thought it was closer. I haven't tried it. Huay Khwang does appear to be slightly closer. In the past I did go to Colonze 2 (also Soi 7) from Huay Khwang, mainly due to checking it out in conjunction with Nataree, Emmanuelle etc.So if I got out at Cultural Centre and you got out at Huay Khwang, and we both walked to The Lord, I might still get there first, as you would be on MRT slightly longer. But not much in it, I guess. If I caught a motorbike (when too hot) from MRT station, I would definitely win