Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Opebo]

...'the piledriver' ...you indeed are the one that made the magic happen

You sound like the Thai girl's dream man. Oh wait, no, that's the guy that comes in 5 minutes and tips big. Haha.But seriously, due to dimensions I can't avoid brutally stimulating that g-spot, but I still find that a majority of girls in soapies end up with the crying out 'jep' 'jep', or 'set lao?!' after just a few minutes.

[M P Lurker]

I tried to register at this website. But I got an error message every time I tried. The message said that my user name/e-mail doesn't exist. I tried several different user names. And I made sure my e-mail address was correct. And I still wasn't able to register.Perhaps the security at this website is too good for its own good.

I have had an Id for a long time but don't use it much. I didn't have any problems registering.Most of this site is in Thai. Thai forums have a totally different style to ISG where most posts are rather short, frivolous, using a lot of colloquial slang, and little specific details. So I am therefore too lazy to read posts in Thai.So the most useful part of the site is pictures of girls I guess. Beware of out of date stuff as always.

[Dan7373]

From the fly, standing on bed, place hands around her lower waist, drop her slowly backwards until she is upside down and completely vertical, her knees locked under your elbows and her eyes facing away from you. Slowly raise and lower her torso with your biceps and diaphragm muscles creating maximum pressure on the front wall of the vagina and the 'G'spot. This is called 'the piledriver' and it generates ultimate trust. They not only become totally flushed with a nice blood-engorged headrush, they also feel "fully fucked".From there you can get them to do most anything, the great breathless adventure. Slowly place her head on the pillow, laying her back down on the bed, then go to a 'toes to the wall' missionary, separating her knees and pulling her waist up and over, then placing the front of both of her knees down against the bed in a 'reverse', with her eyes still facing up. You turn yourself completely around so that she now gets a full close up view of you slowly doing the super deep in & out thing. (Think more of a squishy rocking pulse, using your glutes, than a hard hump & bump thing.) They almost always get super wet with this and love it til they can't stand it any more. Then, when you are ready, or she is completely worn out, you easily pull out and cum right there on her face. All young women, even Thai women in their 30's, are surprised with these manoeuvrings, and will almost always say "Thank you, very good!" as they reluctantly leave. But you indeed are the one that made the magic happen, and you are the one that got them to do this stuff when they had no idea they could. You simply reap the benefits. Sorry if this sounds like an excessively over the top exercise routine, it's not, I am a very romantic kind of guy. I just know what works for me.

Perhaps your technique is a little too advanced and difficult for most guys, including me. Not only the guy has to be athletic and strong to do something like this. But he also needs to have some practice and experience to do it well.A good way for an inexperienced guy to try various positions with the lady is to bring some pictures of the sexual positions you like and show them to the lady. So that she knows what it is you want and helps you get into those positions with her. And pictures like that you can easily copy from the internet into your mobile phone and show them to the lady on you mobile phone, when you come to see her.

[Dan7373]

Anyone in Bangkok I would suggest having a look at the Massage Models website. It allows you to search various massage places in Bangkok based on the girls, price, location, age etc..Useful and with contact details, maps and locations too.http://www.thaimassagemodel.com/home/search.phpCan be a good research tool if you are looking at getting some special ones lined up.

I tried to register at this website. But I got an error message every time I tried. The message said that my user name/e-mail doesn't exist. I tried several different user names. And I made sure my e-mail address was correct. And I still wasn't able to register.Perhaps the security at this website is too good for its own good.

[Dan7373]

I've been looking too, sans success. Even tried to translate Japanese webpages for sextoys, but didn't get far.I'd really love to have that stuff at home.Plus those superthin no 3 condoms, which might be easier to get.

Nuru Nuru is just a type of seaweed extract or Agar. You can find plenty of lubricants that are based on agar. And they probably aren't much different from the Nuru Nuru lubricant. Here is one example:http://www.goodcleanlove.com/product...=16141&cat=251

[Barko]

Putting your arms under the lady's legs and linking your hands behind her back allows you to stand up with the mounted lady and give her a flying fuck. And from that position you can turn around and fall back on the bed with the mounted lady underneath you. Which leaves her in a helpless position with her knees pulled all the way back to her shoulders.

From the fly, standing on bed, place hands around her lower waist, drop her slowly backwards until she is upside down and completely vertical, her knees locked under your elbows and her eyes facing away from you. Slowly raise and lower her torso with your biceps and diaphragm muscles creating maximum pressure on the front wall of the vagina and the 'G'spot. This is called 'the piledriver' and it generates ultimate trust. They not only become totally flushed with a nice blood-engorged headrush, they also feel "fully fucked".From there you can get them to do most anything, the great breathless adventure. Slowly place her head on the pillow, laying her back down on the bed, then go to a 'toes to the wall' missionary, separating her knees and pulling her waist up and over, then placing the front of both of her knees down against the bed in a 'reverse', with her eyes still facing up. You turn yourself completely around so that she now gets a full close up view of you slowly doing the super deep in & out thing. (Think more of a squishy rocking pulse, using your glutes, than a hard hump & bump thing.) They almost always get super wet with this and love it til they can't stand it any more. Then, when you are ready, or she is completely worn out, you easily pull out and cum right there on her face. All young women, even Thai women in their 30's, are surprised with these manoeuvrings, and will almost always say "Thank you, very good!" as they reluctantly leave. But you indeed are the one that made the magic happen, and you are the one that got them to do this stuff when they had no idea they could. You simply reap the benefits. Sorry if this sounds like an excessively over the top exercise routine, it's not, I am a very romantic kind of guy. I just know what works for me.

[The Pro]

Why would you post this in multiple threads? Who is the promoter now?

Its been posted on the Bangkok thread as it refers to many places in Bangkok, and on the Massage Thread (Non Tulip and Non Annies) as it refers to many massage places.Relevent, to the point, promoting many places, not just one. No name dropping and the site is free to use.And your point was?

[Pita123]

Anyone in Bangkok I would suggest having a look at the Massage Models website. It allows you to search various massage places in Bangkok based on the girls, price, location, age etc..Useful and with contact details, maps and locations too.http://www.thaimassagemodel.com/home/search.phpCan be a good research tool if you are looking at getting some special ones lined up.

Why would you post this in multiple threads? Who is the promoter now?

[Member #3428]

I've been looking too, sans success. Even tried to translate Japanese webpages for sextoys, but didn't get far.I'd really love to have that stuff at home.Plus those superthin no 3 condoms, which might be easier to get.

Try crown condom yet? When you back in town? And ask the shop. I got another gel from another shop before, just paid them to buy for me and they had it waiting for me when I went back. Usually talk to the service provider as the shop doesn't always let you know where they get the items, but for the right tip the girls usually tell you everything.

[Centaurus]

Gentlemen,Does anybody know where one could buy some Nuru seaweed gel as used in the famed nuru-nuru massage (practiced in BKK in Colonze 2, MP among others) ? The idea would be to enjoy this fabulous product at home. I searched the web extensively but found nothing useable.Thanks in advance.

I've been looking too, sans success. Even tried to translate Japanese webpages for sextoys, but didn't get far.I'd really love to have that stuff at home.Plus those superthin no 3 condoms, which might be easier to get.

[The Pro]

Anyone in Bangkok I would suggest having a look at the Massage Models website. It allows you to search various massage places in Bangkok based on the girls, price, location, age etc..Useful and with contact details, maps and locations too.http://www.thaimassagemodel.com/home/search.phpCan be a good research tool if you are looking at getting some special ones lined up.

[Dan7373]

If anyone has found a busty, and I mean D Cup or more, cute and affectionate Thai woman in their massage/soapy escapades would you kindly let me know? Yum yum gotta have the big ones (bolted or not I don't care)! Thanks!

Lady #85 by the name of Gigi at Annie's massage has possibly the biggest tits in Bangkok. It's hard to judge just by looking at her. But her tits might be G or H size (very pendulous). And she is natural too. I don't know if she still works there. But she was there in February of this year. Perhaps you can e-mail Annie's Massage and ask them if this lady still works there. You can find their e-mail address at the bottom of the FAQs page here:http://www.anniesbangkok.com/FAQ%27sAnnies.htmlSome other ladies at Annie's Massage also have sizable tits. And you might want to check out ladies by the name of Meji, Bee, and Linda at Angel Massage.http://angel26.kt.fc2.com/english01.htmlIf you go to any large massage place with many ladies. Then you should ask the mamasan or papasan for a lady who has 'big milk'. And they might have a big-titted lady or two for you. Not many Thai ladies have big tits. But you can find them if you look hard enough.

[Goatboy55]

I walked in and was given Ploy. She is a nice girl, her body is actually better than it looks covered up. Facilally she is so-so. Really nice BBBJ with plenty of eye contact, mixing up her technique and making it feel sooo good without being told what to do. That's all I want from a blow job. She also gives great, deep and prolonged AR.Fucking. She was full of energy. Great cowgirl and varieties thereof. I fucked her in mish with her legs over my shoulders and she came so hard, I thought the convulsions in her pussy were going to strangle my dick to death.I came in her mouth and on her face while she rubbed my balls and played with my ass. After she didn't rush off to the shower to get the come off her face or ot of her mouth, she was content for me to get a good look at the mess I had made of her. Again, a refreshing change.All in all, the service was excellent. I would go with her again.The facilities at SW are good. Better than any of it's immediate rivals imho.The mirror running along the bed gives a great view at times! The shower is spacious and allows fun to be had in there. Also the aircon actually works.

[Dan7373]

However, once I was lying down for the massage, I wasn't really feeling it. I guess the room doesn't have a dimmer so the massage was done in bright light. Felt pretty weird. Secondly, this was probably the worst massage I've ever received. The girl is clearly not trained in this at all. Hence the feeling you're getting a massage by a girlfriend. Almost no pressure to the body, very uneven in how she did it. Even though I wasn't going for this reason, it is nice to get a decent massage. The body to body contact after was boring with no rimming like Tulip. You got the feeling that she was trying to figure out what to do as the session went on.Flipped me over then immediately into BBBJ. Which was actually pretty good and then I asked to put on the hat and finished inside of her cowgirl. She was very quiet and didn't act too into it and I was just looking to finish fast. After I finished, instead of pulling me out fairly quickly like most providers do, she actually kept me inside of her, held me closer, kissed me out of nowhere right on the lips pretty passionately followed by many on the cheek and neck, rubbed noses like Thai women like to, and was gazing into my eyes with a shy look. Caught me by surprise. Again, more of the girlfriend reaction than provider. She then asked why I don't speak Thai. Seemed genuinely upset about it. And then asked if I can visit her again. After 10 minutes she finally released me and by then the condom had already slipped off. I was a bit surprised how casual she was about that.

Perhaps the most important thing to know about an inexperienced lady like this is how willing she is to let an experienced monger take charge and have some fun with her the way he likes.I have no problem with a lady who isn't that good at massaging me, as long as she lets me take some lube and have some fun massaging her pussy and tits instead.And I have no problem with a lady taking me cowgirl style for a ride, as long as she doesn't object when I turn the tables on her in the middle of the ride.Putting your arms under the lady's legs and linking your hands behind her back allows you to stand up with the mounted lady and give her a flying fuck. And from that position you can turn around and fall back on the bed with the mounted lady underneath you. Which leaves her in a helpless position with her knees pulled all the way back to her shoulders.From my experience I can say some cowgirl ladies are turned on by loosing control to a fucking guy like this. While other ladies get scared and object. It would be interesting to know how well your cowgirl lady would take something like that from a guy.But letting your condom slip off inside the romantically-minded inexperienced lady is a risky thing to do for both you and her. In that kind of situation you've got to keep pumping the lady once in a while during her talk and during her kisses, just to stay hard and to avoid loosing the condom.This inexperienced lady basically took control of the situation and of you. Which is okay. But this kind of makes it hard to know how willing she is to please an assertive guy who tackles her the way he likes.

[Barko]

A visit to a new player.Mango Massage was visited on Saturday. The place was still something of a buildling site. But easy enough to find.Line up is done in front of you on a couch. There were 6 or 7 girls there when I arrived at 2pm. And the talent was good. Facially the girls were very attractive and all looked 20somthing. I would have picked any of them to be honest. A good start.Overall I was very satisfied with her performance, we were both totally spent. I was glad I could go back to the hotel after the session and recover.

Thanks for that Goatboy55! Got it. Great reportage, much appreciated!