Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Traveller China]

Was there recently, arriving mid-afternoon. All the girls were on stools outside applying their make-up. Picked a smiling one named Bo. Once upstairs, I asked her to keep her shirt on - I could see I would not be missing much...She did the deed and took it all - just what I came for. Double-pun intended.Here's a question: What is etiquette when you literally stumble over a former colleague? A curt nod? A high-five? Silence? I have not read anything on this so far.

[Goatboy55]

Its not mandatory. But up to the girl.If you have good cheistry and are clean, good chance.Some girls rarely do it with first time customer for some reason.This answer could apply to most soapies.

Since it's a soapy, I think the excuse that you may not have polished your bellend before going is a bit weak, as surely that's her job in the bath?

[M P Lurker]

Run and Lann should be the same pronounciation in thai ...

I agree. Thai L and R are different to English versions and sound nearly the same to us.Thais cannot pronounce L in English style and sounds more like R, because they are not used to making their tongue flick the top teeth.To Thais the English letter R and L are virtually interchangeable.Run/Ran/Lan/Lann are all possible spellings for same word.Its not a common Thai name (I have never met anyone with this name), and could be possibly borrowing Japanese word Ran. Its fashionable for Thai names to borrow foreign words these days, e.g.Mint, Benz, Pancake, Pink, etc.

[M P Lurker]

A mate visited Labelle a few days ago and was told that none of the girls does BBBJ. Can any recent visitor confirm or deny this info?Cheers

Its not mandatory. But up to the girl.If you have good cheistry and are clean, good chance.Some girls rarely do it with first time customer for some reason.This answer could apply to most soapies.

[Zauberfee]

Actually I tried to expend my field research at Snow White and felt short. When I arrived there the other day I asked for a girl that "can do everything". Obviously that confused the 2 mamasans at the counter because they looked back and forth on their list of availability but it seemed they had a hard time to find someone. So I ended up again with Run/Lann ... Same great performance as the first time ... nothing more to add I'm not sure if the performance of the other girls is equal to Run/Lann's, but you can't do wrong with her. For the other girls, you have to find out yourself.

The girl Zauberfee is refering to is now called Run.

Run and Lann should be the same pronounciation in thai ...

[Zauberfee]

Though I'll stay a couple of days next month on Thonburi side I'm planning to give at least one of these 2 MP's a try.Does anyone have some recent experiences there?I'd also appriciate if someone could provide a taxi card or the address in thai font

So finally I had my stay in Thonburi and went to the Massage Parlor at Krung Thon Complex. It's on Ratchada Road and easy to find because it's only 300m from The Mall Thaphra. Just pass the mall and after 300m (or maybe a little more) you will see huge building with a massage/sauna sign outside.To enter the venue ou have to walk around the building and then walk up two stairs. By entering you have a fish bowl on the left side, two rows for sideliners in front of you and some seats and a bar on the right side.I arrived there in the early afternoon. It was not busy at all. About 10 girls in the fish bowl and three more sideliners. None of them especially pretty in my opinion.After a while I choosed the most pretty one in the fishbowl. Her name was Som, she is 20, has a slim and tiny body and a nice A cup. Her english skills were next to nothing, so my poor thai had to make me survive. In most other parlors she would be nothing special, but here she was the eye catcher. We went up to a standard room with a tub, a bed and a seating place (just like anywhere else).The washing session was relaxing and nice but uneventful. Her performance in bed was standard for a massage parlor and poor overall. HJ, CBJ, cow girl until I came, no kissing at all. Nothing you are willing to tell your heirs about ... . I paid 1.600 THB and gave her 200 THB tip.Overall it was a waste of money, time and energy. When you have business to do at Thonburi you can take a look, but don't expect to much. In any case you should be able to speak thai. Noone spoke english, neither papasan, nor waiters, not the girls. At the time I was there, I was the only farang next to some Thais.

[Mcavity]

A mate visited Labelle a few days ago and was told that none of the girls does BBBJ. Can any recent visitor confirm or deny this info?Cheers

I made my one and only visit there in March. Customers very thin on the ground and the girl Guitar/Gida (papasan recommendation) obliged with a BBBJ without any prompting. She was very keen to get repeat business and gave me her mobile no. At 9 pm she said I was her first of the day. Think I got stung with a farang surcharge - 3200 baht. Impressive premises but I haven't been back.

[Spider916]

A mate visited Labelle a few days ago and was told that none of the girls does BBBJ. Can any recent visitor confirm or deny this info?Cheers

[Spider916]

The girl Zauberfee is refering to is now called Run.His descriptions are spot on. Sweet girl, cute face but sagging tits and stretch marks on the belly. Great performer. Catbath, BBJCIM, Anal, anything goes.Treat her nicely.Cheers

On my second day in Bangkok in finally went to Snow White. It's pretty easy to find. Just take BTS to Phrom Phong station, take exit 4 and walk 100 metres until you reach soi 26, enter the soi and after 15 to 20 metres on the left side you will find the massage shop.When I entered the shop there where only 2 or 3 girls in the entrance room waiting but I could hear some more girls in other rooms.Mamasan arrived quickly and asked what I wanted, so I told her that I prefer a 90 minutes oil massage session. She already has pointed out Ploy to be "my" girl but then she asked me which girl I wanted. Though I didn't know anyone at all I just replied "up to you". Man, I never said anything more smart in my life ... Insted of Ploy, that was already waiting for me she called up Larn/Lann. A very young girl came to me, gave me a big smile and up we went to the 3rd floor. She told me that she is 20 years old and from Kalasin. The rooms at are more spacious than the ones at Tulip and they have a new heating system in the shower. Beside this it's pretty much the same ...We took a shower together and while she dressed I got more and more unsure if I did the right choice. Overall she has a small to normal size for a girl beeing about 1.55 m tall, but her breasts (small C cup) hang flat down and her belly didn't recover at all from a pregnancy. For what it's worth, her face with all the make up in the articifial light in shower also didn't look nice as well. Although I'm usually not to much into lookers this one seemed to be too much for me. Anyway as far as we already had been there was no way back.She finished her preparation while I waited for her on the bed. Then came the first surprise. Without any make up a pretty lovely and cute face had come up. Now she looked like.She joined me one the bed and stated a nice body to body massage. She worked all the way up and down my body and ddin't miss a single spot. Even my feet were treated. Then she came back up again and I thought she would start a BBJ now. But hey, here came surprise #2. Instead of serving my cock she worked on my ass first while using booth her tongue and her finger. Obviously she is also a little **** ... Then, finally, she gave me a BBBJ and even she is very young she has a pretty good technique on that. From gentle licking to strong sucking she seems to know everyting that a mouth can do to a cock. Maybe someone of you guys want to know, but I really enjoyed it . After endless minutes of sucking she wanted to put on a condom to go ahead but I denied. Insted I put her on her back and took care on her pussy. She really liked it. And it didn't stop with that. While I had my tongue and my finger in her pussy she stimulated herself with a finger in her ass. Pornstyle at it's best. Finally the moaning became louder and the vibrations of her belly became stronger before she complety fell off. She came and she breathed hard, but she smiled ... Mission accomplished ... Now was the time for fucking. Missionary, cow girl, reverse cow girl, doggy, sideways, back and forth, pussy and anal. The only limit was the restricted flexibility of my body, but even then we had enough fun. No complaining about the (very small) size of my cock. No complaining about her ass getting fucked minute after minute, she took it all with lust in her eyes. At least that is the interpretation of what happenend. If she faked anything she was a damned good actor ...Even the best sessions have come to an end and after an eternity of fucking all her holes she put off the condom and took a big cumshot in her mouth.I was exhausted, the oil on my body had been watered with tons of sweat and I couldn't move a single part of my body. Obviously I'm already too old for that kind of session. We lay together on the bed for a couple of minutes, talking and joking (her english is quite good) before I tried to get clean under the shower again.In addition to the normal charge of 1.500 THB I gave her 500 THB tip and got credited with a big smile again. She really deserved the tip, no question about that at all.Larn/Lann is a hell of a performer that can compete with anyone, even the best, at Tulip. But her pregnancy has taken a heavy toll on her body. Those guys who need a slim and nice body should stay away from her. Anyone else can't do much better with anyone else ...more to come ...

[Lifeingr]

I visited Aviva recently. I made a mistake first and I entered the wrong entrance just beside Aviva which is a hair-dressing shop that was full of old ladies. I immediately understood my mistake and step out, while the ladies where all together saying "next door"! I imagine that it has happened to other guys as well. :->I opted for the 1 hour oil and I took Oi (or Oy?). The mamasan let me choose by seeing the girls and not by the photo-book. Oi is petite, and has a nice skin. I told her from the beggining that I wanted special so she undressed and took the shower after (but not with) me. She started an average but not bead massage but since I had a time shortage I signaled to her that it is time for FS. She was quite good with a tight pussy and she was looking inside my eyes when I was doing her. Overall a nice experience and I can recommend both the place and the girl. The cost is the usual 1500 FS + the massage (400).

[Frazer]

I think Patpong acquired a bad reputation among tourists due to some scams going on there at Go-Go bars, where customers ended up with the huge bills for the drinks. I've had an experience there like that too some years ago. And without the tourists going there, a lot of businesses had to close.

I would also add the intolerable number of pimps following you 24/7. Refusing their services politely won?t make them give up. Raising your voice may not be a good idea. So bye bye Patpong.

[AndyBKK]

Fantastic map, thank you.

So newbie to the Rachada Soapies can get a frame of reference. -Rachada Street runs north and south. At the far end north soi( side street) 17 is Poisedon going south you will hit Huai Hwang which is where Nataree, Emanulle and directly across the street is Casears (accessible via the MRT underpath via the Swiss Hotel entrance) . Going a little more south right before Robinson department store is Soi 7, down this soi you will find Colonze 2. Going even further south pass the Fortune shopping complex, you will find Amdsterdam. I would recommend taking the metro to Huai Hwang station because Rachada has some of the worst traffic jam at all times of the day. Sorry about the spelling.

[Satrai2000]

The author has to be thanked. I am only the "messenger"Was posted here time ago (no wonder why it is alwyas good to RTFF) and I kept the link around.Always good to locate places often mentioned here.

Mind that this author, aka Mick Licker, made a special map for soapy MP's:http://maps.google.com.au/maps/ms?hl...3827c091b&z=12

[BionicMan]

Fantastic map, thank you.

The author has to be thanked. I am only the "messenger"Was posted here time ago (no wonder why it is alwyas good to RTFF) and I kept the link around.Always good to locate places often mentioned here.

[HenryV]

Fantastic map, thank you.

http://maps.google.com.au/maps/ms?hl...,0.018561&z=16This should help you - if you can find the Thai Cultural Center in it, then you can browse around and find the MP you refer to